Saherrin Reviews — page 3

Well, we made our Final Resolution as we make our way to a momentous move to AMC in 34 days. Meanwhile, we still have some time to make an Impact in 2025. Tom Hannifan, Matthew Rehwoldt, Gia Miller and McKenzie Miller are, once again, in El Paso, Texas, hope of the University of Texas, El Paso. UTEP gave the world Tim Hardaway; so, in honor of his famed crossover dribble, let’s do a “Texas Two-Step” Toward the TNA: Genesis PPV and engage in some Impactful discourse? Shall we? We shall.

It’s the last pay-per-view of a, suffice to say, eventful 2025. It’s time for TNA’s Final Resolution, coming from El Paso, Texas at the El Paso County Coliseum. El Paso, to honor TNA’s new home, has been the home to great films. In honor of that, let’s Getaway and be Wild at Heart here at the Border of Texas. Put your Manos (The Hand of Fate) together for our Home Fries – Tom Hannifan, Matthew Rehwoldt, Gia Miller and McKenzie Mitchell. Let’s hope we don’t get sold a pile of manure (which is how the producer of Manos made his fortune.) Instead, let’s show some Courage Under Fire from the MWO, take the Glory Road and enjoy some Impactful Discourse. Shall we? We shall.

Okay, ‘tis the season and oh, boy, did we get some news this week with TNA moving to AMC in January. If you didn’t, fret not; we’ll give it to you ad infinitum. And what better way to get to our new destination than with Full Sails as we get our last taped matches from ye olde home of NXT. Also, we get Final Resolution tomorrow/today/December 5 (well the Pay-Per-View.) So, let’s start our final voyages on AXS and engage in some Impactful Discourse. Shall we? We shall.

As consistent as awkward family  banter and delicious stuffing, we get a special Thanksgiving Episode of TNA: Impact. We have unaired matches and some moments from the past. We have Tom Hannifan and Gia Miller (Matthew Rehwoldt joins us later in the show.) We get McKenzie Mitchell as your ring announcer. So, forget about arguing with your uncle about (topic X,) heat up some leftovers and let’s, instead, engage in some Impactful Discourse. Shall we? We shall.

We’re (Full) Sailing Away/ Set an Open Course for TNA. We are once again in Orlando at Full Sail University for anther episode of TNA Impact Wrestling. We are preparing for Final Resolution and preparing for Genesis in January in Dallas. We have Tom Hannifan and Matthew Rehwoldt on announcing and Gia Miller and McKenzie Miller are also on deck as we cast anchor on the way to some Impactful Discourse. Shall we? We shall.

Well, we went full sail right into an iceberg on Impact. But, what is done is done. Let’s see if anything made it to the lifeboats. It’s time for Turning Point and let’s find out what which we turn. Tom Hannifan and Matthew Rehwoldt are here to try to navigate us through treacherous waters. Gia Miller and McKenzie Miller are here, too, to help us find our way. So, get your shoulders ready for some rowing. Whilst doing that, let’s engage in some Impactful Discourse. Shall we? Okay, it may be much to find some meaningful discourse but at least, let’s try. Shall we? We shall.

Hey, we are back from autumn break and it’s full sail ahead to new TNA Impact tapings. Speaking of Full Sail, that is where we are, at Full Sail University in Orlando for the next salvo of tapings. Say, did you know they used to tape another wrestling show here? It’s true. Tom Hannifan and Matthew Rehwoldt (speaking of Full Sail) are here on announcing, McKenzie Mitchell is here as is Gia Miller. Most importantly, you’re here; so, do you know what is NeXT? Impactful Discourse. Shall we? We shall.

Welcome to the third (and final) special edition of TNA Impact (whilst they are on autumn break, and, in their defense, the leaves are lovely this time of the year.) Tom Hannifan and Matthew Rehwoldt call the action. Most importantly, you’re here, so let’s open up “Open Fight Night” with some Impactful Discourse, shall we? We shall.

We’re still on Autumn Break on TNA but that doesn’t mean the content stops churning. Oh no, quite the opposite. With tomorrow being Halloween, we get another special episode with a theme – “A Very Hardy Halloween.” So, get yourself a Kit Kat or a Three Musketeers (maybe a Twix) bar, check the closets for the bogeyman and enjoy a spooky Impactful Discourse, shall we? We shall.

Okay, we are still on Autumn hiatus, so we are going to yet another special TNA Impact show. This time it is the Bound For Glory: Fade to Black as advertised during the Premium Live Event. So, let’s relax a little and engage in some casual, yet Impactful, discourse, shall we? We shall.

Welcome all to a special episode of TNA: Impact. We are not in a remote location; rather, we are in a studio for TNA: Impact! After the Glory. We are going to get a look back at the event and have prolonged interviews with some of the stars and winners on the card. We have just Tom Hannifan and Matthew Rehwoldt doing the duties tonight. Well, there is you and I, too. So, let’s say we get comfortable, put on some comfortable slippers and engage in some Impactful Discourse. Shall we? We shall.

Well, we’re here. Everyone wake up and put on your shoes. We’ve been Bound for Glory for months now but we’ve arrived. We’re at the Tsongas Center in Lowell, MA. Tom Hannifan, Matthew Rehwoldt are here as is Gabby LaSpisa handling the backstage (and MCing the Hall-of-Fame ceremonies.) So, everyone is here and the stakes have never been higher, we have company honor to restore (and contracts to/not to renew.) So, let’s engage in some Impactful Discourse, shall we? We shall.

Well, we have been Bound for Glory for a while now and we are almost there with Tom Hannifan, Matthew Rehwoldt, Gia Miller and McKenzie Miller in the car.  We have one more episode to go, though, in Edmonton. Besides being the home of our fearless leader, Scott I, Edmonton is also the home of West Edmonton Mall, the world’s largest mall until 2004. It had, at one point, the world’s largest indoor roller coaster, the Mindbender. We won’t do anything mind-bending here, just engage in some Impactful Discourse. Shall we? We shall.

And now, the end is near, and so I face the final schmozapalooza brawl. Welcome, everyone, to the last edition of the Memphis review of 1987 brought to you by the Tubi streaming service. This edition focuses on one of my favorite underrated teams, Badd Company (or, as they were known in Memphis, Prime Time) – Pat Tanaka and Paul Diamond.  We get exciting tag team action and the usual over-the-top brawls with Lance Russell and Dave Brown in tow and the totally Tubi-lar action all comes, as the song goes..All the Way From Memphis. Shall we? We shall.

We are mere days away from an Invading Showdown this Tuesday on NXT but we have other business to resolve; like tonight’s taping of Impact, which, again, emanates from Edmonton…Alberta, Canada. Edmonton is known as the “Festival City” so let’s have us a grappling festival and help ourselves to some Impactful Discourse, shall we? We shall.

Okay, we are in Edmonton….Alberta, Canada (in Lance Storm voice) for Victory Road 2025. Will we be Edmonton Expo Center. This is TNA’s inaugural event in Edmonton. Edmonton, which gave Warren Moon his big break in football and is not the home of rats given an eradication program in the 1950’s and 60’s. Well, they won’t have to worry about rats as we start the final trip from Edmonton to Lowell, MA (which, sadly, has rats) and Bound For Glory. On the trip, let’s pass the time with some Impactful Discourse, shall we? We shall.

Okay, we are less than a day away until we head to the Great White North via Victory Road. But first, we have one more cycle to cover in Minneapolis, the home of Charles Schultz and the Peanuts statues. Let’s hope TNA doesn’t move the football out from us and maybe, we’ll get a visit from the Great Pumpkin. We are spared Miss Othmar and instead, we get Tom Hanifan and Matthew Rehwoldt on commentary. So, grab your security blanket, play some Beethoven for ambiance and get ready for some Impactful Discourse. Shall we? We shall.

Ooookay, we’re back and getting ready for another round of exciting Memphis action from 1987 (by and large, explanation forthcoming.) Lance Russell and Dave Brown describe the action. In this edition, we have the beta test of the Hot Ones Challenge gone horribly amuck, a fallacious Texas history lesson, we learn the intricacies of a “massacre match,” new tag team champs via tournament and the totally Tubi-lar fun that can be described as Humongous. And, it can only be found (as the song goes) …All the Way From Memphis. Shall we? We shall.

We’re a week away from Victory but for now we’re feeling Minnesota at the Armory in Minneapolis. And like the great TV show based here, who’s is going to make it on their own? The only way to find out is to engage in some Impactful Discourse? Shall we? We shall.

It’s bell time and here we goooo, gang. It’s another look at Memphis Wrestling from 1987 courtesy of the Tubi Streaming Service. I have some questions; do you like the rock and roll music?  Do you like the music videos? How about a singing cowboy, per se? How about some great announcing from Lance Russell and Dave Brown? We have all those and the usual litany of insane brawls and totally Tubi-lar action (as the song goes) All The Way From Memphis! Shall We? We shall.