Saherrin Reviews — page 3

It’s been a minute as the kids say. Given the grimness of recent events, it seems like a good as time as any to break out the history books and enjoy some totally Tubi-lar wrestling. In this case, it is their collection of Super Stars, Super Series, Super Show Volume One (part one.)

Okay, Genesis is in the rear window and we start week two of the AMC era. This time, we took the right turn to Albuquerque, New Mexico (kids ask your parents or grandparents for the reference.) We find ourselves at Tingley Coliseum. So, no need to call Saul because we have Tom Hannifan and Matthew Rehwoldt announcing this week and Gia Miller and McKenzie Mitchell doing the backstage and ring announcing. So, grab yourself a chicken Burrito from Los Pollos Hermanos and let’s engage in some Impactful discourse. Shall we? We shall.

We’re not in the beginning per se, but it is the first Pay Per View of the year as TNA presents “Genesis” from Garland, Texas at the Curtis Culwell Center. We have survived the Exodus of stars and the introduction of new ones as TNA tries to increase its viewership and revenue Numbers. Let’s see who is victorious and who does the Job. After it’s debut on AMC, we had plenty of Psalms of joy and Lamentations of what transpired by the Judges of such things. Let’s see who will be the Kings (and queens) tonight in the ring. Tom Hannifan and Matthew Rehwoldt will be our major prophets. Gia Miller will offer her Chronicles on what his happening backstage and McKenzie Miller is far from Ruth-less as your ringside announcer. So, let’s get ready for some Impactful Proverbs…I mean, Impactful Discourse. Shall we? We shall.

“Overture, curtain, lights/this is it, the night of nights.” Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck sang that years ago and tonight it has new meaning as we get introduced into the “AMC Era” of TNA Impact Wrestling. We are in that city four hours up Highway 45 at the Curtis Culwell Center. All the stars are here (well ones without visa issues, more later.) So, “On with the show this is it;” let’s put on our Thursday best and get ready for some Impactful Discourse. Shall we? We shall.

TNA Impact has been seen on AXS for 2264 days. Today is its last day. It has taken a sojourn up and down the cable listings; going from Fox Sports, Spike TV, Destination America, Pop, The Pursuit Channel and now AXS. Next week, we get a debut on AMC and what many feel like is a breath of fresh air with a credible, widely known and accepted basic cable channel. That is next week; this week, we wrap up a taping cycle in El Paso and the AXS Era. As we strum our last chords, we leave AXS to Dan Rather Interviews, Sammy Hagar road trips and even Art Mann appearances. However, we will bring one thing over from AXS to AMC – Impactful Discourse. Shall we? We shall.

Happy New Year.  For some it’s new year, new me; around these parts, it’s another TNA Impact taping in El Paso, Texas. The real fun begins in two weeks when Impact moves to AMC. For now, let’s get excited and not fall asleep (El Paso is the burial sight of infamous outlaw John Wesley Hardin, who once shot and killed a man for snoring too loud.) Tom Hannifan and Matthew Rehwoldt will keep us awake. Gia Miller is handling backstage interviews and McKenzie Mitchell will keep the doldrums at bay with her introductions. The last thing we need to get us going en el noche primera de Dos Mil Veinteseis? Some Impactful Discourse. Shall we? We shall.

It’s almost the new year and I am bringing you the TNA Year End Special on this special episode of TNA Impact. Tom Hannifan is our host with Matthew Rehwoldt providing commentary and McKenzie Mitchell doing the ring announcing. We will get to Gia Miller in a moment. Whilst most of the gifts were handled earlier today; there is on gift left – some Impactful Discourse. Shall we? We shall.

We are still in El Paso, Texas for this edition of TNA: Impact. There is a lot happening was we head toward AMC and a new lease on life. But, there is no time to relax here and now, we got to get our working boots, like Tom Hannifan, Matthew Rehwoldt, Gia Miller and McKenzie Mitchell to call the action in “Boot City,” El Paso’s unofficial nickname due to the two largest bootmakers are located here,) Like a good pair of Tony Lama’s, let’s get comfortable and engage in some Impactful Discourse. Shall we? We shall.

Well, we made our Final Resolution as we make our way to a momentous move to AMC in 34 days. Meanwhile, we still have some time to make an Impact in 2025. Tom Hannifan, Matthew Rehwoldt, Gia Miller and McKenzie Miller are, once again, in El Paso, Texas, hope of the University of Texas, El Paso. UTEP gave the world Tim Hardaway; so, in honor of his famed crossover dribble, let’s do a “Texas Two-Step” Toward the TNA: Genesis PPV and engage in some Impactful discourse? Shall we? We shall.

It’s the last pay-per-view of a, suffice to say, eventful 2025. It’s time for TNA’s Final Resolution, coming from El Paso, Texas at the El Paso County Coliseum. El Paso, to honor TNA’s new home, has been the home to great films. In honor of that, let’s Getaway and be Wild at Heart here at the Border of Texas. Put your Manos (The Hand of Fate) together for our Home Fries – Tom Hannifan, Matthew Rehwoldt, Gia Miller and McKenzie Mitchell. Let’s hope we don’t get sold a pile of manure (which is how the producer of Manos made his fortune.) Instead, let’s show some Courage Under Fire from the MWO, take the Glory Road and enjoy some Impactful Discourse. Shall we? We shall.

Okay, ‘tis the season and oh, boy, did we get some news this week with TNA moving to AMC in January. If you didn’t, fret not; we’ll give it to you ad infinitum. And what better way to get to our new destination than with Full Sails as we get our last taped matches from ye olde home of NXT. Also, we get Final Resolution tomorrow/today/December 5 (well the Pay-Per-View.) So, let’s start our final voyages on AXS and engage in some Impactful Discourse. Shall we? We shall.

As consistent as awkward family  banter and delicious stuffing, we get a special Thanksgiving Episode of TNA: Impact. We have unaired matches and some moments from the past. We have Tom Hannifan and Gia Miller (Matthew Rehwoldt joins us later in the show.) We get McKenzie Mitchell as your ring announcer. So, forget about arguing with your uncle about (topic X,) heat up some leftovers and let’s, instead, engage in some Impactful Discourse. Shall we? We shall.

We’re (Full) Sailing Away/ Set an Open Course for TNA. We are once again in Orlando at Full Sail University for anther episode of TNA Impact Wrestling. We are preparing for Final Resolution and preparing for Genesis in January in Dallas. We have Tom Hannifan and Matthew Rehwoldt on announcing and Gia Miller and McKenzie Miller are also on deck as we cast anchor on the way to some Impactful Discourse. Shall we? We shall.

Well, we went full sail right into an iceberg on Impact. But, what is done is done. Let’s see if anything made it to the lifeboats. It’s time for Turning Point and let’s find out what which we turn. Tom Hannifan and Matthew Rehwoldt are here to try to navigate us through treacherous waters. Gia Miller and McKenzie Miller are here, too, to help us find our way. So, get your shoulders ready for some rowing. Whilst doing that, let’s engage in some Impactful Discourse. Shall we? Okay, it may be much to find some meaningful discourse but at least, let’s try. Shall we? We shall.

Hey, we are back from autumn break and it’s full sail ahead to new TNA Impact tapings. Speaking of Full Sail, that is where we are, at Full Sail University in Orlando for the next salvo of tapings. Say, did you know they used to tape another wrestling show here? It’s true. Tom Hannifan and Matthew Rehwoldt (speaking of Full Sail) are here on announcing, McKenzie Mitchell is here as is Gia Miller. Most importantly, you’re here; so, do you know what is NeXT? Impactful Discourse. Shall we? We shall.

Welcome to the third (and final) special edition of TNA Impact (whilst they are on autumn break, and, in their defense, the leaves are lovely this time of the year.) Tom Hannifan and Matthew Rehwoldt call the action. Most importantly, you’re here, so let’s open up “Open Fight Night” with some Impactful Discourse, shall we? We shall.

We’re still on Autumn Break on TNA but that doesn’t mean the content stops churning. Oh no, quite the opposite. With tomorrow being Halloween, we get another special episode with a theme – “A Very Hardy Halloween.” So, get yourself a Kit Kat or a Three Musketeers (maybe a Twix) bar, check the closets for the bogeyman and enjoy a spooky Impactful Discourse, shall we? We shall.

Okay, we are still on Autumn hiatus, so we are going to yet another special TNA Impact show. This time it is the Bound For Glory: Fade to Black as advertised during the Premium Live Event. So, let’s relax a little and engage in some casual, yet Impactful, discourse, shall we? We shall.

Welcome all to a special episode of TNA: Impact. We are not in a remote location; rather, we are in a studio for TNA: Impact! After the Glory. We are going to get a look back at the event and have prolonged interviews with some of the stars and winners on the card. We have just Tom Hannifan and Matthew Rehwoldt doing the duties tonight. Well, there is you and I, too. So, let’s say we get comfortable, put on some comfortable slippers and engage in some Impactful Discourse. Shall we? We shall.

Well, we’re here. Everyone wake up and put on your shoes. We’ve been Bound for Glory for months now but we’ve arrived. We’re at the Tsongas Center in Lowell, MA. Tom Hannifan, Matthew Rehwoldt are here as is Gabby LaSpisa handling the backstage (and MCing the Hall-of-Fame ceremonies.) So, everyone is here and the stakes have never been higher, we have company honor to restore (and contracts to/not to renew.) So, let’s engage in some Impactful Discourse, shall we? We shall.