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Monday Nitro – June 14, 1999

By Scott Keith on 5th November 2014

Monday Nitro #192
Date: June 14, 1999
Location: MCI Center,
Washington D.C.
Commentators: Bobby
Heenan, Tony Schiavone
Reviewed by Tommy Hall
We’re past the Great
American Bash and there is no way things can get any worse than the
got last night. I mean I do not believe it’s possible for a
promotion to get less interesting and worse than things have been for
the last five weeks or so. The main story seems to be Nash vs.
Savage/Sid, which should be more interesting due to Sid being totally
nuts and semi-mobile. Let’s get to it.

We open with a package
of recap stills from last night.
Savage, Sid and the
girls arrive.
DJ Ran babbles about
the cowboys vs. rappers last night.
Brian Adams/Vincent
vs. Curt Hennig/Barry Windham
Adams
runs Hennig over with a hard shoulder to start so Curt tries a
headlock. That’s fine with Brian who sends him crotch first into the
post, causing Hennig to slowly crawl over for a tag. Windham runs
Vincent over with a Vader standing clothesline but takes too much
time going up, allowing Vincent to actually slam him down.
Back to Curt for some
shots to the back and the Hennig neck snap, followed by a belly to
back suplex from Barry. Vincent gets dropped by what was supposed to
be a double clothesline, but it needs to actually connect to be a
clothesline. Vincent comes back with some clotheslines of his own to
Barry and we get a hot tag to Brian. Did the Black and White turn
face and I wasn’t told? Brian cleans house for a bit until Barry
plants him with a DDT. Duncum pulls Adams to the floor and a cowbell
shot to the head is enough to pin Vincent.
Rating:
D+.
When did the Black and White actually get energy in their legs?
Granted the match wasn’t anything special but what do you expect from
these four? Hennig and Windham can be good when they’re motivated,
but that’s a very rare thing to see anymore. I do like them making
it more of a stable than just a team but it’s going to get better.
Here’s
a press conference from earlier today where Master P. signed with
WCW. This is exactly what you would expect, including Master P.
using a run on sentence that goes on for about 45 seconds. Mysterio,
Konnan and Bischoff have some appreciative lines as well. The fact
that this goes to commercial while P. is still talking tells you
everything you need to know.
Here
are Savage and the girls with something to say. Savage says he’s the
boss and last night was crowned the uncrowned World Champion. He
talks about how awesome the girls are and has George gyrate a bit in
a demonstration of how Nash looked after the elbow, complete with a
cover and pin. Savage rambles about being vicious from here on out
and says the Wolfpack sucks. This went WAY too long and made Savage
sound even crazier than normal.
Nitro
Girls.
Pictures of the dogs
from last night. Please, anything else.
Hugh Morrus vs.
Kidman
Well
this is indeed something else. Morrus pounds him down in the corner
to start and spins Kidman inside out with a few clotheslines. A
running splash in the corner has Kidman reeling but he finally hooks
a headscissors to get a breather. Morrus gets dropkicked out to the
floor but he catches Kidman’s plancha. Kidman is rammed back first
into the post and Jimmy slides in a chair. A distraction lets Morrus
drop Kidman ribs first on the top of the chair but Kidman counters a
powerbomb and hits the Shooting Star for the pin. At least hold your
ribs dude.
Rating:
D.
Is that really the end of the Morrus attacks the cruiserweights
stuff? They had that mess of a battle royal a few weeks back and
this is the best they can do? Like I said, Kidman just popped up and
finished the match without even holding his ribs. I expect that from
Morrus but not Kidman.
DJ Ran.
Here
are Flair and Anderson with something to say. Ric threatens to make
the eternally present fat boy’s mom go WOO. He’s here tonight to
offer Roddy Piper the Vice Presidency so here’s Piper with a full
pipe and drums band. Piper accepts the job and talks about how great
the old days were with Flair.
This
brings out Dean Malenko who says that if someone was waking up from a
fifteen year coma and turned on this show, they wouldn’t think
anything had changed. Good line. Other greats have passed the torch
but Flair wants to hold it forever. That’s not cool with guys like
Dean so he’s going to take the torch no matter who likes it.
Anderson
says Dean needs to cool it or instead of being a Horseman, he’ll be
one of their victims. Arn stands at Flair’s side but Piper gets in
Dean’s face. The brawl is on and we see Benoit and Saturn coming to
the ring, only to get jumped by the Jersey boys. Bagwell comes out
but gets beaten down as well.
Let’s stop for a few
seconds here and look at how stupid this is. The young guys are
perfectly fine here as everything they said and did made sense. That
brings us to Piper, who has spent the last month and a half trying to
get Flair’s power and even had him committed to a mental hospital,
but now he’s perfectly fine with being Vice President, basically
giving him the exact same authority he’s had for over a year now as
Commissioner? Isn’t he still Commissioner and in theory second in
power?
Unless I’m missing
something, Piper has the same power he had before but is now clearly
under Flair and has stopped fighting because he and Flair used to be
buddies fifteen years ago. If there’s one thing Piper has never been
over the years, it’s someone who falls in line and gives up a fight.
This is so totally out of character for him and makes the last month
and a half totally worthless. Things like these are the ones that
make this such a frustrating era for WCW.
Bischoff joins
commentary.
Video on Norton vs.
Miller
Cat vs. Scott Norton
Why
this didn’t happen last night isn’t clear. Miller puts on the red
shoes for a dance before the match. Norton charges to the ring with
a growl and hammers on Miller to start fast. Cat bails to the floor
but gets sent face first into the post and then the barricade. Some
chops have Miller in even more trouble before they head back inside.
Sonny offers a distraction so Miller can hit a low blow. He loads up
the red shoe but the referee goes down because we’re not overbooked
enough yet. A superkick to the face with a red shoe is enough to pin
Norton.
Rating:
D.
Miller becoming the dancer is a bit more interesting than just being
a karate guy but it doesn’t make stuff like this any easier to sit
through. These two have feuded for weeks now and I’m really not sure
why they’re even fighting at this point. Is it over who is tougher?
It’s really taken three or four matches to answer that?
Nitro
Girls.
Disco Inferno vs.
Van Hammer
Hammer
powers him down to start with a slam and a clothesline, followed by
the enhanced Vader model clothesline. Disco comes back with some
shots to the back and a great looking clothesline, only to get caught
in the Flashback (Alabama Slam). Hammer stays on him with some basic
power stuff before putting on a sleeper. This is stupid given that
Disco’s finisher is a jawbreaker, which is exactly what he uses to
get out.
It’s
not the finishing jawbreaker though so Disco has to avoid a charge in
the corner and then screw up a neckbreaker. He somehow swung the
wrong way. The guy has like four moves and he screwed one of them
up? Really? The Last Dance is broken up and we actually get a ref
bump in this match. Now the neckbreaker connects but the referee
counts a slow two. Hammer grabs a belly to back suplex and a handful
of tights for the pin.
Rating:
F.
We really needed all that in Disco Inferno vs. Van Hammer and Disco
managed to screw up a swinging neckbreaker? Why are we seeing so
many heel vs. heel matches on this show anyway? Come to think of it,
there really aren’t that many faces on the roster, or at least not
many worth much. But cool heels are the same as faces right?
Disco Stuns the referee
post match.
Dennis Rodman might be
coming back. Good grief does he have to?
Stills of the Tag Team
Title match.
Fit Finlay vs. Brian
Knobs
The
fight starts on the floor with Finlay getting dropped throat first on
the barricade. Knobs sends him into the steps and they head inside
for the first time. Finlay comes back with a hard clothesline, only
to have his shoulder go into the post. The nasty one stays in
control with his boring offense before charging into the corner. Of
course Finlay can’t get in any further offense as he charges into a
powerslam. Finlay avoids a splash and stomps away before getting two
off the rolling fireman’s carry. Cue Hak for a kendo stick to Knobs’
head, giving Finlay the quick pin.
Rating:
D.
Well, at least it was short. The problem here is an old one in
wrestling: with no title or anything to fight for, these are just one
off matches that don’t lead anywhere and don’t change anything. One
guy beats another then a third guy wins and then it’s back to the
first loser. They’re running in circles and it got old after about
ten seconds.
We cut to the crowd and
Sable of all people is in the front row.
Here’s
Nash for his variety of catchphrases. He’s not out here for Savage
though. Instead he wants to talk to Sid face to face. Sid pops up
on screen for some jibber jabbering and the vague mention of maybe a
title match down the line.
Recap
of Flair vs. Piper from last night. Buff was going to get the ball
if Piper won, then he cost Piper the match. What does that say about
Bagwell?
DJ Ran.
Ric Flair/Roddy
Piper/Kanyon/Diamond Dallas Page vs. Saturn/Chris Benoit/Dean
Malenko/Buff Bagwell
That’s
quite the tag match. The old guys run away to start until we get
down to Flair vs. Benoit. We get the required chop off until Benoit
backdrops him into the heel corner. Off to Page who has to be saved
from a Crossface attempt. Piper comes in and gets his wish to face
Bagwell, only to get punched out to the floor a few seconds later.
An atomic drop to Piper sends us to a break.
Back
with Benoit escaping a belly to back suplex and rolling up Flair for
two. We get the pinfall reversal sequence with Benoit coming out on
the bad end of it. Flair tries the Figure Four but gets rolled up
again, only to have Benoit nail him with an enziguri and put him in
the Figure Four instead. Everyone comes in and the good guys put on
Figure Fours in a cool spot (Malenko screwed up at first). Bigelow
makes the save with a legdrop though and it’s off to Kanyon to work
on Chris. A middle rope Fameasser drops Benoit and Kanyon brings in
Page as the heels have him in trouble.
Flair comes back in for
chops before it’s back to Kanyon, who sends Benoit into the discus
lariat from Page. Piper gets the tag for his lame punches before
it’s back to Page for a stomping. We get the required missed tag to
Saturn, allowing the Jersey boys to suplex Benoit down. Page goes up
for the middle rope jump that is clearly designed to jump into a
raised boot and nothing else, allowing for the hot tag to Bagwell.
Everything breaks down until it’s only Malenko and Flair left in the
ring. Ric knocks him out to the floor but turns around and takes the
Blockbuster for the surprise pin.
Rating:
C+.
Not bad here with the young guys FINALLY getting a big win. However,
this brings up the important question: how can Flair possibly come
back from this devastating loss to a fluke move from a former
champion that has been rising up the card for years? I mean, clearly
such a loss completely cripples Flair’s career and ends any potential
he’s ever going to have right?
Nitro Girls.
Hak vs. Rick Steiner
No
TV belt again this week but Rick does use a collar to nail Hak upside
the head. Some chair shots send Hak up the aisle and Steiner takes
him backstage. They hit each other with various metal objects before
moving on to a big SUV. Rick takes him to the top of the car and
rams Hak head first onto the hood. Hak staggers around and falls
over a motorcycle, freaking Bischoff out all over again.
Barely
able to stand, Hak finds what looks to be a piece of a car engine and
chokes Rick with it, only to get choked right back. They fight over
to the Hummer from last week (yet we still don’t know who drove it?)
and Hak is knocked through the roof. The door opens and it’s STING
inside. A few ball bat shots drop Rick and Sting throws him through
the side ofM an RV which just happened to be there. I’m assuming the
match has been thrown out at this point.
They come back to
ringside so Sting can beat on him with the bat some more. Sting:
“What’s black and brown and looks good on Sting? A doberman!
What’s black and white and looks good on Steiner? STING!” The
beating continues until Sting picks Steiner up on his shoulder and
carries him to the back.
DJ Ran.
Psychosis/La Parka
vs. Konnan/Rey Mysterio Jr.
The
No Limit Soldiers and Master P. are out in full force. Mysterio and
Psychosis get things going with Rey climbing onto his shoulders and
crawling downing into a sunset flip for two. Psychosis gets sent out
to the floor and it’s off to Konnan vs. La Parka with Konnan actually
climbing the corner for a Sin Cara armdrag. A headscissors puts
Psychosis down and Rey nails a springboard legdrop to La Parka.
Back in and Psychosis
gets in a cheap shot from the apron to take over and La Parka adds a
kick to the head of the head. Konnan slips by him and makes a tag
off to Rey, setting up a double dive to the outside. Back in and
Konnan beats up both guys with ease before stereo headscissors get
stereo pins on Psychosis and La Parka.
Rating:
D.
This was pretty messy as I could barely keep track of who was legal
for most of the match. Psychosis and La Parka were mostly there as
pinballs to bounce around the ring and never be in any real trouble.
The Master P. schilling from Bischoff is going to get old in a hurry
but at least he was a fairly big name back then.
The
Soldiers come in to celebrate but we hear Rap Is Crap as Hennig and
Windham have taken over DJ Ran’s booth. Finally they do something
worthwhile. The rap guys storm the booth and P. shouts HOODY WHO or
whatever it is and the fans are just silent. A rap song is played
and that’s about it.
WCW World Title: Sid
Vicious vs. Kevin Nash
Nash
is defending of course. Savage and the girls come out and there’s no
Sid. Randy says everyone knows he pinned Nash last night and wants
another shot right now. Nash says come get your belt so Savage says
he’s the Unified World Champion. He gets in and we have a bell, so I
guess this is a new match.
WCW World Title:
Randy Savage vs. Kevin Nash
Nash hammers away in
the corner until George comes in for a distraction so Savage can hit
him low. Miss Madness’ dropkick hits Savage by mistake and here’s
Sid as well. The beatdown is on and the match is quickly thrown out.
Sid and Savage destroy
Nash until Sting finally comes out for the save to end the show.
Overall
Rating:
D.
This was another lame show and the Piper stuff is stupid but that
eight man was a nice glimmer of hope. Unlike the paranoid guys in
the main event, Flair is at least smart enough to know that he can
lose one match and then cut a good promo to make people hate him all
over again and get his heat right back. If we can get Piper off
screen and let Sid and Nash have their watch big man matches (they
have to be better than Savage vs. Nash), things could actually be
tolerable around here.
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Monday Nitro – June 7, 1999

By Scott Keith on 29th October 2014

Monday Nitro #191
Date: June 7, 1999
Location:
CSU Convocation Center, Cleveland, Ohio
Commentators:
Tony Schiavone, Bobby Heenan, Eric Bischoff
Reviewed by Tommy Hall
It’s the go home show
for the Great American Bash which hopefully means we’re finally
getting some new main stories instead of the drek we’ve been sitting
through so far. The big old vs. new story needs to get going and
hopefully we can get there after this coming Sunday. Or at least to
something other than Nash vs. Savage. Let’s get to it.

We open in the back
with Savage and the girls getting out of a white limo. He opens the
trunk and gets out a bucket full of some very unpleasant looking
stuff. Savage is looking for Nash of course.
Hak vs. Prince
Iaukea
Just
what I always wanted. Hak smoking a cigarette freaks Tony out. JJ
comes out and says they can’t have a match until the cigarette is
out. That gets him smoke in the face so Bischoff gets off commentary
and gets in the ring. Bischoff gets the same treatment as Dillon so
he calls off security and smacks Hak himself as the bell rings.
Bischoff says let the match start and the Prince hammers away for
one.
A Samoan drop is broken
up by a fire extinguisher blast from Chastity and it’s table time.
Eric: “Hak can’t throw two punches before he gets winded!” Hak
puts Prince on the table for a Swanton but the table doesn’t break.
He whips Iaukea into the table in the corner but it STILL doesn’t
break so he just covers for the pin.
Morrus
and Knobs come in for the beatdown on Hak but Kidman makes the save
and goes after Hak until Morrus stomps Kidman down. Brian beats Hak
with the stick and everyone brawls around the arena. What a waste of
nine minutes.
Nitro Girls.
We look at the septic
tank stuff from last week.
DJ Ran.
Bischoff:
“The guy under the hood’s initials are VM.” This was the night
of the Higher Power reveal. This would be more historic if anyone
was watching Nitro at this point.
Master P. might be here
later.
Lenny Lane vs.
Scotty Riggs
Bischoff
spends the intros mocking Sable’s lawsuit against the WWF. I’d be
shocked if 2% of the audience had any idea what he’s talking about.
Riggs gets annoyed at Lane trying to use his mirror and jumps him,
allowing Eric to babble about Paul Orndorff using a mirror. Eric:
“Be original.” Lane comes back with right hands in the corner
and drops Riggs with a bulldog as Lodi comes down the aisle. Riggs
gets taken down by an airplane spin, but it makes Lane so dizzy that
he does the Sting fall onto the crotch. Dang it WCW you have to tell
me when I’m watching a comedy match.
A
hot shot gives Riggs control and he throws Lenny out at Lodi’s feet.
Back in and Riggs drives a knee into Lane’s ribs before slapping on a
chinlock. Riggs stops to look at the mirror and gets rolled up for
two but avoids a dropkick to keep himself in control. He ducks an
enziguri but gets caught in a reverse powerbomb of all things for
two. I’ve always thought that would be an awesome looking move. Not
that it matters as Riggs comes right back with a Fameasser for the
pin.
Rating:
D+.
Scotty Riggs is not interesting, no matter how many times WCW tries
to push him on their shows. The narcissistic gimmick has taken him
about as far as it can, which should tell you everything you need to
know. As for Lenny and Lodi, I know what’s coming, and it’s one of
those things that we need to just get through as fast as possible.
Flair is in the back,
trying to convince Benoit to be a Horseman again. He’s ready to pass
the torch to Chris but Benoit isn’t sure. Flair talks about the feud
he and Anderson had a few years back (wasn’t that faked?) and Benoit
says he’ll think about it. Saturn comes in and says he and Kanyon
want their rematch tonight, but Flair says he was going to give
himself and Benoit the shot at the titles. Benoit reluctantly agrees
and hugs Flair.
Here
are Savage and the girls with the bucket. We’ll ignore his bright
pink feathery coat. Savage knows Nash isn’t in the building tonight
and issues an open challenge to anyone that is man enough to face
him. This brings out Sting who says he’s back in black even though
Savage is pretty in pink. The match is on for later, even though
Sting says Savage is on Viagra. Savage: “NOW YOU’RE GONNA GET IT!”
I really don’t want to see that if I can avoid it.
Nitro Girls
Septic truck stuff
again.
Here’s
Kevin Nash wheeling a bag to the ring. He says Savage isn’t here yet
because he can’t smell Macho yet, if you know what he’s spewing. His
gear is in the bag (now sitting in a chair) and he’s heard Savage
saying he doesn’t like looking ridiculous, but he still comes out
here looking like he does. Fair point actually. If Savage wants
him, come get him.
Cue
Savage with the bucket and the girls. He says he has a present for
Nash because no one has ever treated him like that last week. Savage
wants Nash to admit that he’s a monkey who made a mistake and isn’t
on his level. Nash: “I only brought one bag down and you brought
three.”
Nash bails to the floor
and says if Savage wants him, put down the bucket. Macho complies
but Nash wants the girls to hold open the ropes. Now he asks Savage
to get on his knees and beg, which Savage kind of does. With
Savage’s back to the ring, the bag starts to move. A girl gets out
of the bag and empties the bucket over Savage’s head. It’s a stupid
segment, but well done on the surprise with the bag.
Tag
Team Titles: Diamond Dallas Page/Bam Bam Bigelow vs. Ric Flair/Chris
Benoit
The
Jersey boys are defending and Anderson comes out with the
challengers. Page and Benoit slug it out to start with the Canadian
getting the better of it. He slugs Bigelow to the floor and dives
through the ropes to take him down as well. Back in and Flair
hammers on Bigelow as well with Benoit snapping Page into the
Crossface but it’s right next to the ropes. Off to Flair for the
Figure Four and he’s able to avoid a headbutt from Bigelow at the
same time.
Everything
breaks down with the Horsemen chopping everyone in sight. There’s a
low blow to Page and it’s off to Benoit. Page rolls over and tags
Bigelow who comes in with some falling headbutts for two. A big
suplex gets two on Benoit and Page draws in Flair, allowing the
champs to double team. They start going after the knee as Bischoff
lists off why he hates Flair and Page. Flair comes in without a tag
and slugs it out in the corner with Page but gets dropped with a low
blow.
Things
settle back down and Page rubs Benoit’s face in the mat. Off to a
front facelock as things slow down a bit. Benoit lifts Page up three
times in a row but can’t drive him to the corner. A fourth time gets
him even closer but Bigelow comes in to block the tag. Bam Bam
misses the top rope headbutt and Benoit crawls over…..as Flair
walks out. Well of course he does.
Anderson
is livid so he takes his shirt off and gets on the apron as a
replacement. Bigelow has Benoit in a reverse chinlock as Saturn runs
out to get on the apron, kind of making this a handicap match.
Benoit dives over and tags in Saturn as house is cleaned. The Death
Valley Driver to Page out of nowhere gives Benoit and Saturn the
titles.
Rating:
C.
Of course it’s not going to stand because Benoit and Saturn are young
and over but it was a nice moment while it lasted. The match was all
about the run-in finish and Flair turning on Benoit after turning
towards him about an hour earlier. I can’t stand those kind of
stories as they could be stretched out to build up the drama for
weeks and instead they do it this fast. Almost every company does it
and it gets old fast.
Kanyon runs out post
match and nails Saturn with a Flatliner, setting up a three on two
beatdown.
DJ Ran.
Ciclope/Damien vs.
La Parka/Silver King
Bischoff
is off commentary. This is a hardcore match for no apparent reason.
It’s a brawl to start with Silver King kicking a chair into Damien’s
face. Ciclope nails King with a trashcan and whips La Parka into it
for good measure. There’s another can brought in and wrapped around
La Parka’s head for Poetry In Motion from Damien. La Parka bails to
the floor but gets caught with a baseball slide with a chair to knock
him silly. Not that it matters as he picks up a chair and nails a
diving Ciclope in the head with the same chair in an awesome visual.
Damien dropkicks La
Parka off the chair and goes outside, only to have to throw the chair
at a diving Silver King. La Parka puts Damien in the chair and takes
him down with another suicide dive before Silver King throws a
trashcan out of the ring and over Ciclope’s head. He follows it up
with an Asai Moonsault to take everyone out in a cool spot. Damien
takes La Parka back inside and takes a chair to the head followed by
a trashcan lid for a bonus.
La Parka sets up a
chair and tries a superplex on Damien, but has to settle for just
throwing him face first onto the chair for two. Ciclope NAILS La
Parka with a trashcan lid to break up a top rope hurricanrana
attempt, swinging so hard that it flies to the announcers’ table and
into Schiavone’s hands.
Ciclope gets
backdropped to the floor as Damien is setting up a table. It doesn’t
last long though as Silver King tornado DDTs Ciclope through the
table for another big crash. Damien’s middle rope hurricanrana is
countered into a powerbomb through another table for two. Tony: “He
kicked out!” Heenan: “WHY???” La Parka sets up two chairs and
powerbombs Damien onto them (with the chairs not giving an inch) for
the pin.
Rating:
B.
WHERE IN THE WORLD DID THIS COME FROM??? This was an outstanding
brawl with all four guys hitting each other as hard as they could for
some awesome bumps and spots. It’s a seven minute match that had me
wanting to see more, even though I’m not a fan of most of the guys
involved. I have no idea where this came from or why it wasn’t done
more often, but it’s worth checking out. Really good stuff.
More
DJ Ran as he talks some trash about Hennig.
Norton yells at the
Black and White for his loss last week. They don’t have much to say
in response.
Here’s
the Cat for another of his open challenges. Miller is in full on
James Brown mode now, which is a big upgrade for him and his lame
karate character. He brags about shaking up the world until he
finally gets an opponent.
Cat vs. Horace Hogan
Horace jumps him from
behind but Miller comes back with kicks and dancing. A running
clothesline in the corner has Cat in trouble again but an Onoo
distraction lets him get in a crowbar shot for the pin.
Cat runs from the Black
and White post match.
Nitro Girls.
Here’s
Roddy Piper with something to say. He sucks up to the Cleveland fans
and thinks it’s time we stir things up, which he’ll do by winning
control of the company back on Sunday. Unless I missed it, that’s
the first time that stipulation has been mentioned. Piper has been
hearing a lot of the young kids in the back saying they should be in
the main event. Well he’s tired of all the complaining and wants
Buff Bagwell out here right now.
Piper asks how many
years Bagwell has been wrestling (eight) and if Buff has ever
wrestled in Madison Square Garden. Buff says he hasn’t, so Piper
calls him Buffy. Bagwell says it’s not 1975 anymore and his name is
Buff. He’d do anything to get to the top, so Piper offers him a
match with Flair. They shake hands and that’s that.
We
go to the parking lot where the girls are in the limo. They try to
get Nash to join them for a night on the town. He reluctantly agrees
and gets in….as Savage is revealed as the driver. A white Hummer
crushes the car. It rams the car a few more times and leaves as we
see Nash’s arm sticking out of the window and falling. That’s a nice
callback to Nash’s tremendous role in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II
of course. We never saw who was driving the Hummer.
Bobby Duncum Jr. vs.
Rey Mysterio Jr.
Why
exactly is Rey Cruiserweight Champion again? Mysterio comes out in a
gas mask for no apparent reason. Konnan and Hennig are both on
commentary though Konnan is at DJ Ran’s booth instead of ringside.
Oh this is going to be a long match. Rey gets right in
Duncum’s….well chest but it’s as close as he can get. Bobby slams
him out of the corner to take over but Rey comes back by just nailing
him in the face over and over.
A springboard moonsault
gets two and a headscissors sends Bobby out to the floor. Thankfully
he’s down long enough for Rey to stop and tie his shoe. Back in and
Rey misses a charge into the corner and gets caught in a shoulder
breaker for two. Mysterio slips out of a second attempt and
dropkicks Duncum into the corner for the Bronco Buster. Rey is in
control but Hennig just gets up and nails him for the DQ.
Rating:
D+.
The match didn’t have enough time to go anywhere and the ending was
stupid. It didn’t help that Konnan was only on commentary so he
couldn’t stop Hennig from interfering, which makes the decision all
the stranger. This culture clash feud isn’t bad, but the rappers
need a better talker. Or at least one that doesn’t make me want to
saw off my ears with a cheese grater.
Tony
and Heenan talk seriously about Nash getting crushed. The cameramen
in the limo aren’t mentioned even though they’re probably dead too.
DJ Ran AGAIN.
The Steiners come out,
say catchphrases, imply that Luger is gone, and say they’re at the
top of the food chain. Somehow this takes five minutes.
Recap of the girl in
the bag. You really can’t talk about a comedy segment after THREE
PEOPLE JUST GOT KILLED IN A CAR CRASH.
Here’s
Disco to complain about Bagwell. Buff had the chance to look Piper
in the eye and say what he really thought of him but Bagwell didn’t
go through with it. “No wonder you got thrown out of the Wolfpac.”
Actually didn’t he get thrown out for saying what he really thought
of Steiner? Anyway, if Buff is really a man, he’ll come out here
right now for a match. Buff comes out and says at least he was in
the Wolfpac. You know it’s on now.
Buff Bagwell vs.
Disco Inferno
Disco
jumps him from behind to start but Bagwell fights back with his wide
array of punches, clotheslines and slams. A big slam lets Buff pose
but Disco nails a running knee lift of his own, followed by a middle
rope elbow for two. We come back from a break with Buff fighting out
of a chinlock. He gets dropped with a clothesline but this time
avoids the middle rope elbow. Buff makes another comeback and they
trade swinging neckbreakers, only to have Buff slam him down and hit
the Blockbuster for the pin.
Rating:
C-.
Not bad here as they try yet again to rebuild Buff. Granted this
would be a bit easier if he hadn’t lost in his big showdown with
Steiner, but we can’t have something crazy like a Steiner losing a
match now can we? Disco is an interesting choice for a soldier in
the young man army, but I’m not sure how far he can go.
Nitro Girls.
Randy Savage vs.
Sting
Sting
charges to the ring and Savage runs off. George jumps on Sting’s
back to give Savage a shot and Macho hammers away in the corner to
start. They head outside with Sting being dropped throat first
across the barricade, allowing Madusa to get in a few kicks. Back in
and Savage hammers away even more as he still has his sunglasses on.
More
choking and punching ensues before it’s back to the floor to continue
the brawling. Sting goes into the barricade again before heading
back inside for some powder to his face. Madusa distracts the
referee but Miss Madness gets shoved off the top. Savage piledrives
the referee as this mess is thrown out.
Rating:
F.
Sting did not get in a single bit of offense, Savage did nothing but
brawl and throw powder, and the girls had too much offense again.
The main event scene is getting worse all the time, and somehow we
have Savage vs. Nash coming up to keep things as low as they can be.
Sting
makes his comeback after having no offense during the match. He
stomps on Savage in the corner but Rick Steiner comes out to beat
Sting down. Scott Steiner comes out with a belt shot to the face but
Luger makes the save with the ball bat to end the show.
Overall
Rating:
D.
Some of the wrestling was better tonight, but the stories have gone
off a cliff. Stuff like Tank Abbott attacking Sting, Goldberg in
general, Piper being fired, Bischoff somehow having authority again
and other stuff I’m sure I’ve forgotten are either dropped or just
gone sans explanation. On top of that there’s the old vs. new
story, which has been talked about for weeks but somehow hasn’t been
started yet. Maybe they’re waiting for the Bash or the night after,
but could we get some actual action on it instead of just people
saying they’re frustrated?
It’s
like this company is being run by different people week to week and
no one has told the other what we’re supposed to be seeing. The
ideas are the same in general, but no one has ever gone over any
details. Either that or no one has any idea how to pace a story.
Look at Nash vs. Savage for example. They went from Savage putting
makeup on Nash to Nash covering Savage with the stuff in the bucket
to ATTEMPTED MURDER in the span of a week. All of this is setting up
a match on Sunday where Nash likely won’t even sell these injuries.
Then
there’s Bischoff, who can’t shut up long enough to let any points get
across. It’s like he’s sitting there trying to riff on the show but
no one is getting half the jokes he’s saying. If he wants to make
amends, why is he spending two hours a week ripping on most of the
talent? The jokes are going over fans’ heads of just confusing them,
given how Bischoff doesn’t seem to be on any side. Other than the
non-smokers’ side I guess. Bad show here, but check out that
hardcore tag match.
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Monday Nitro – May 31, 1999

By Scott Keith on 23rd October 2014

Monday Nitro #190
Date: May 31, 1999
Location: Astrodome,
Houston, Texas
Commentators: Bobby
Heenan, Tony Schiavone
Reviewed by Tommy Hall
We’re two weeks away
from the Great American Bash and the main event is still dominating
the card. Thankfully we’re getting some development on the rest of
the card and hopefully the rise of Benoit and Malenko up the card as
the new young stars of the company. Well Malenko is pushing 40 at
this point so he can only be so young but you get the idea. Let’s
get to it.

We open with Raven
arriving at the arena but getting attacked by Bigelow and Page in the
parking lot. They throw him into a dumpster and slam the lid on his
head.
Recap of last week with
Piper beating up Flair and the Horsemen turning on their leader.
We see Tank Abbott
getting into it with Rick Steiner on Thunder.
The announcers do their
thing.
DJ Ran.
Here’s Eddie Guerrero
for the first time this year after a horrible car wreck. The
announcers welcome him back and show us some photos of Eddie’s
totaled car. Eddie lists off his injuries and hopes to be back soon.
He’ll be doing some commentary to start things off.
Hak vs. Kidman
Hak
has to lose the weapons to start and Kidman actually tries to make it
a wrestling match. I can’t imagine it staying that way but it’s nice
to pretend for a bit. They stay on the mat for a bit with Kidman
holding a headscissors…and now let’s hear from Tank Abbott and his
goons about how being in a cage is hardcore. He has history being in
a cage you see, and he’s going to referee the TV Title match tonight.
We cut back to the
match with Kidman taking over again with a dropkick. Chastity gets
on the apron with a chair, allowing Hak to send Kidman face first
into the steel. It’s weapons time now as I guess this was a hardcore
match the whole time. Kidman is whipped into the ladder but avoids a
Swanton through the table. He loads up the Shooting Star but here’s
Hugh Morrus to shove him off, somehow drawing a no contest in a
hardcore match.
Rating:
D.
There was some decent wrestling to start but then we went to the
hardcore stuff and a Tank Abbott promo because we can’t do that at
some other point. I don’t know why they insist on wasting Kidman on
something like this when he’s capable of having good matches with any
talented guy you throw at him.
Brian Knobs comes out
to beat up Hak.
Flair is in his office
and orders eight women to his room tonight. JJ Dillon says Savage’s
elbow is officially banned. So what else can he actually do?
Clip of Steiner and
Abbott on Thunder.
Eddie thanks the fans
and Bischoff for believing in him.
Here
are Bigelow and Page with something to say. Page rips on the fans
and says he knew it was wrong to put Hogan out with a knee injury.
He tried to apologize but last week Hogan knocked him out with a
crutch as he was leaving. Bigelow and Page threaten to put Hogan on
the permanent injured list before turning their attention to Raven
and Saturn. They took the trash out earlier and now don’t want to
wait for the Great American Bash for their title shot.
Kanyon is going to take
Raven’s place in the Tag Team Title match tonight.
DJ Ran doesn’t like
Curt Hennig not liking hip hop. Oh geez they’re going to have him
advance stories now?
Curt
Hennig comes out to the commentary desk and insists that rap is crap.
Hennig likes country music better and is going to go sing a country
song at DJ Ran’s booth. Bobby Duncum Jr. comes out to sing with Curt
and they belt out Blame It On Texas. It’s not really singing as much
as it is rhythmic talking but they’re trying. Konnan and Mysterio
come out in their Astros jerseys for the save. A tag match is made
for later.
We look at Hennig and
Konnan brawling last week. Wouldn’t this fit better before the
previous segment?
Van Hammer vs. Evan
Karagias
Evan
gets hammered on to start and is quickly put in a Tree of Woe. He
avoids a charge though and grabs a headlock, only to be shoved away
and shouldered down. A headscissors takes Hammer over but he
counters another attempt with a hot shot. Hammer plants him with a
backbreaker and Vader clothesline for two before putting on an
abdominal stretch. Evan actually hiptosses the big guy over, only to
get caught in a delayed vertical suplex. Hammer gets taken down
again and a high cross body gets two, but he grabs the cobra clutch
slam for a quick pin.
Rating:
D.
Hammer really needs something besides the cobra clutch slam. That’s
a move that almost anyone could do and while it’s decent for a power
guy, he needs to do something that looks a lot more devastating. Or
we could just not have Hammer on TV and see how well that works for
us.
Here’s
Piper to say God bless America and talk about the Horsemen breaking
up last week. He calls Flair a gelding and asks Malenko to come out
here for a chat. Piper praises Dean as the best cruiserweight of all
time but Dean doesn’t say anything. He takes the mic and says that
Flair walked out on the Horsemen and last week was just them
responding.
This
brings out Flair and Anderson but Dean cuts them off and says the
Horsemen weren’t supposed to be about feeding Flair’s ego. WCW needs
to be about passing the torch and letting the younger guys get their
chance on top. Flair says he hasn’t met anyone worth passing the
torch to yet. Dean goes to Arn and says last week he promised to
have Arn’s back anywhere, but that was last week. Piper and Flair
get in a fight and Flair runs away. Natrually that’s the focus
instead of Anderson and Malenko because it’s Flair and Piper.
Nitro Girls.
Eric Bischoff joins
commentary for no apparent reason.
Konnan/Rey
Mysterio Jr. vs. Curt Hennig/Bobby Duncum Jr.
So
much for Rey defending against Kidman, at least for now it seems.
Konnan and Rey wear what appear to be prison uniforms. The cowboys
try to sing a little bit but get dropkicked in the back to start
fast. Mysterio dropkicks Curt’s leg and shouts WEST SIDE on the
middle rope. Hennig and Duncum are knocked out to the floor for a
breather as Bischoff praises Rey. Back in and Hennig nails Mysterio
in the ribs with a right hand before it’s off to Duncum for a
shoulder breaker.
Back to Hennig who
whips Rey across for the Bret Hart chest first bump to the buckle.
The cowboys keep up the fast tagging with Bobby throwing Mysterio
around like a rag doll. Mysterio nails a quick dropkick to Hennig
and slides between Curt’s legs for the hot tag to Konnan and a
genuine eruption from the crowd. There’s the Tequila Sunrise on
Hennig but Duncum breaks it up with the cowbell for the DQ.
Rating:
D+.
It’s another culture clash feud but at least most of the guys in it
are worth watching. Duncum had potential to be good but the cowboy
thing was only going to take him so far at this point. It’s not a
bad match but I groaned at the cowbell ending. WCW was so obsessed
with getting rid of the southern identity but they have that around?
Konnan gets hogtied
post match.
Here’s
Savage on his own with something to say. He talks about Nash being
on his way to the arena when Madusa comes out to say Nash is here.
Savage calls Nash out for later in another segment that didn’t need
to be in the arena.
Page and Bigelow are in
the back, standing over an unconscious Kanyon.
David Flair vs. Erik
Watts
Holy
sweet mother of goodness they can’t be serious. Bischoff just buries
both guys, saying Erik got his push because of his dad and that David
absolutely sucks. Well he had to be right at some point. He even
says that his son would have a winning record if he was in charge.
There were warning signs of Garrett Bischoff coming and no one
stopped him??? Erik hammers away to start and clotheslines Flair out
to the floor. He rams David into the buckle a few times and yells at
Papa Flair.
David manages to avoid
a dropkick and tries the Figure Four, only to get kicked out to the
floor. A suplex brings him back in for two and Watts starts picking
him up every time. David is tortured with a Rock Bottom, pumphandle
slam and chinlock slam. He loads up another Rock Bottom but Anderson
sneaks in for a spinebuster to give David the pin.
Rating:
N/A.
I can’t rate this because I can’t help but laugh. This is the kind
of match that you see on lists of the worst possible matches you
could imagine. Like, you say this as a joke instead of something
that could actually happen. That’s what we’re dealing with here
because WCW actually did it. Raw could be airing a midget Brawl For
All against this and it might not be as stupid an idea.
Video on Nash vs.
Savage.
Buff tells Flair he
wants Savage again tonight but is given a suitable replacement: Bobby
Eaton. Buff: “Does he even work here anymore?” Either way,
Bagwell promises to hurt him tonight.
Ernest Miller comes out
to call out Norton for a fight. Well at least that’s what I think
he’s saying as Bischoff keeps talking about how the company in New
York is beating them right now and he’s partially to blame. Anyway
here’s Norton and we get a bell.
The Cat vs. Scott
Norton
Norton
immediately nails Cat with a headbutt and knocks him for a loop. He
hammers away in the corner as we see the Black and White laughing in
the locker room. With Cat down in the corner, Sonny slips him a
crowbar to knock Norton silly for the surprise pin.
The Black and White
runs out of the locker room.
Here
are Savage and the girls again because we haven’t seen enough of
them. Well ok that’s true in George’s case. Nothing is said before
Nash’s music comes on and here’s…..a tall guy in drag wearing a
replica belt. Savage says this is a match so we get a bell, allowing
Savage and the girls to get in shots, such as a top rope hurricanrana
from Miss Madness and a middle rope elbow from George. Savage drops
the banned top rope elbow for a pin before celebrating with the belt.
Again, is there a point to this or are we supposed to draw our own
conclusions? For some reason Bischoff thinks Miss Madness is a man.
Nitro Girls.
Recap of Bagwell
beating Savage by DQ on Thunder. That would be the second time
Bagwell beat Savage by DQ on Thunder.
Buff Bagwell vs.
Bobby Eaton
For
some reason Bischoff goes on a rant about how worthless Jesse Ventura
was on commentary. Eaton hammers away to start and goes after
Bagwell’s face, only to get monkey flipped and dropkicked to slow him
down. Two boots in the corner stop a charging Eaton and a
clothesline drops him for two. Buff misses a charge and falls to the
floor before taking a swinging neckbreaker in the ring. Bischoff
keeps up his tirade by ripping on Bagwell for no apparent reason
before switching over to Konnan. Buff comes back with a suplex and
hiptoss followed by the Blockbuster for the pin.
We look at Raven
getting taken out earlier.
Tag Team Titles:
Saturn vs. Bam Bam Bigelow/Diamond Dallas Page
Bischoff
calls Page one of the biggest mistake he’s made in WCW. Saturn grabs
a mic and says he’ll keep the titles by himself tonight. Page calls
Saturn stupider than he looks. Bigelow gets things going for the
only team in the match and shoves Saturn down with ease. A shoulder
block does the same as Bischoff hypes up Tank being in the cage
tonight. Saturn comes back with a springboard cross body to Bigelow
and a belly to belly to Page. Some clotheslines put the challengers
on the floor and we take a break.
Back
with Bigelow getting in a knee from the apron, allowing Page to
clothesline Saturn down to take over. It’s back to Bigelow for a
falling headbutt and a two count before the discus lariat gets two
for Page. A Batista Bomb gets two more and things slow down a bit.
Page comes back in with a top rope clothesline for another two and we
hit the chinlock.
Bam Bam comes in off
the top but misses the swan dive. Saturn superkicks both guys down
and sends the challengers into each other. The Death Valley Driver
gets two on Page and there’s one for Bigelow as well. Cue Kanyon to
stand in the wrong corner and get the hot tag, but Page hits him once
for the pin and the titles.
Rating:
C.
Well it’s clear that something is coming with the booking but again
with the young and talented teams losing the belts so fast. Did they
really have to change the titles in just a few weeks? They couldn’t
have waited for the pay per view? Page and Bigelow aren’t even an
interesting team as they’re just two guys from Jersey. You wouldn’t
see Norton and Hennig as a team because they’re both from Minnesota
would you? At least the match was decent though.
Savage and the girls
are trying to leave in the limo but it’s blocked by a septic truck.
You can see it coming from here. Nash is driving, gets out, puts a
hose in the sunroof and the villains gets sprayed. Nash says
something about this portion of Nitro has been brought to you by
Septic Services, for all your savage septic needs. Ok funny line.
DJ Ran.
The cage is lowered.
TV Title: Rick
Steiner vs. Sting
In
a cage with a roof, Steiner defending and Tank Abbott as the guest
referee. Sting sends Rick head first into the cage to start and
stomps away with Steiner not all that interested in selling tonight.
The champ comes back with a low blow and hard right hands followed by
an elbow drop. A dropkick sends Rick through the ropes and Sting
rakes his face on the cage before hitting a Stinger Splash, driving
Steiner against the steel.
Rick
comes right back with a suplex and a ram into the cage of his own.
We hit the chinlock as Tank just kind of walks around and doesn’t do
anything of note. Sting fights up again and nails another dropkick
as there isn’t a lot of energy for this match. Some clotheslines
look to set up a splash but Rick raises his knees.
Sting slips off
Steiner’s shoulders but can’t get a backslide. Instead he tries a
very modified Gory Stretch, only to have Rick get to the cage to
escape. Sting sends him into the corner for the Splash but Abbott
pulls Steiner out of the way. Rick tapes Sting to the ropes as Tank
leaves, meaning in two weeks, they’ve now ended a cage match and a
battle royal in no contests.
Rating:
D-.
Holy sweet Christmas they’ve managed to screw up a cage match. For
one thing, it’s WAY too early in this feud for a big gimmick match.
On top of that, the match lasted less than eight minutes and was
there to push Tank Abbott than for the match itself. The fact that
it’s Rick Steiner refusing to sell ANYTHING makes sitting through
this even worse. Horrible match here and even worse storytelling and
decision making.
Abbott and his goons
walk out to end the show.
Overall
Rating:
D-.
So let me get this straight: we had two and a half hours of
Bischoff’s out there commentary, Tank Abbott screwing over Sting for
a no contest in a cage match, a no contest in a hardcore match, Curt
Hennig singing, more Flair vs. Piper and one of the worst possible
matches in the history of wrestling. I know I’ve said this before,
but it can’t possibly get any worse than this.
Now
to be fair there’s some decent stuff in here, such as the Tag Team
Title match and most of the Horsemen segment, but the bad just
cripples anything the good can do for the show. The big story needs
to actually go somewhere and that doesn’t seem to be happening
anytime soon. It’s far more old vs. old with talk of the old vs. new
not going anywhere. There’s still time, but we need to get there and
actually fire up the company a bit.
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Monday Nitro – May 24, 1999

By Scott Keith on 15th October 2014

Monday Nitro #189
Date: May 24, 1999
Location: BI-LO Center,
Greenville, South Carolina
Commentators: Bobby
Heenan, Tony Schiavone
Reviewed by Tommy Hall
The
big story tonight is the return of Hulk Hogan, which somehow sounds
like a breath of fresh air. Randy Savage has been pushed as a
killing machine because he wants the title, but he’s gone back and
forth on being good or evil in the last few weeks. He helped the
heel Page keep the title for reasons that aren’t clear, then he
feuded with Flair as a face, and then just started going after Nash
without ever having a big evil moment. Either way he’s dragging the
company through the floor, but to be fair almost everyone else is
too. Let’s get to it.

We open with an In
Memory Of graphic for Owen Hart and a three bell salute.
We recap the Steiners
becoming the super evil brothers and squaring off with Sting and
Luger last week.
Recap of the main
points of last week’s show and Thunder with Savage beating up five
guys on his own.
Bigelow
is yelling at Raven and Saturn and reminds them about getting a
partner. DDP runs up with a 2×4 and the champions get beaten down.
Old guys over young guys again.
Nitro Girls.
Tony says his thoughts
and prayers are with the Hart Family.
Van Hammer vs. Chavo
Guerrero Jr.
Both
guys are already in the ring so I don’t see this lasting long.
Hammer is now just a basic big man and looks a bit like a biker. He
throws Chavo around to start hammers away in the corner. A big boot
drops Chavo but he comes back with a dropkick and drop toehold. That
earns Chavo a press slam but he slips down the back into a sunset
flip for two. A suplex and legdrop get the same for Hammer but Chavo
escapes the cobra clutch slam. Chavo tries a Thesz press and gets
caught in a bearhug, followed by the Flashback (Alabama Slam) for the
pin. Total squash.
Video on Randy Savage.
DJ Ran.
Gene
brings out a banged up Disco Inferno who is wearing sunglasses to
cover up a black eye. He didn’t care for Savage’s “traveling show
of pimps and ho’s” attacking him on Thursday and says he can get
Savage in touch with Nash. Savage has been going after the young
talent in the company and thinks it’s because Randy is afraid of
them.
This brings out Ernest
Miller of all people to dance and tell Disco to be a man. Disco
wants Cat out of his face (would he prefer DJ Ran all up in his
area?) and the fight is on. Nick Patrick comes out but is quickly
knocked to the floor so I don’t think this is a match. Miller goes
after the eye with a show and other referees come down to get Disco
out. We cut to the Black and White locker room for the “Miller is
talking about you” bit with Norton, because that’s still a thing.
Norton chases Miller off.
Mike Tenay goes into
Flair’s office.
Video on Nash.
Flair and Anderson are
with El Dandy and offer to elevate his status for a loss to David
tonight. Buddy Lee Parker comes in and asks for the office and
secretary he was promised. Instead he’s given a Gold’s Gym
membership and an offer to fight Benoit tonight. Parker takes it and
says he won’t lay down again.
Gene
brings out Mike Tenay who has an update on the Randy Savage
situation: he’s getting the World Title shot at Great American Bash.
Ric Flair storms out and talks to a woman in the audience, saying her
mom rode Space Mountain twenty years ago and maybe she’ll get to
tonight. As for business, Savage has injured Charles Robinson and
Flair is thinking about banning the top rope elbow as punishment.
He’s the ONLY man in WCW with power so Bischoff and Piper can tell
their stories walking. Now it’s time to make some future stars.
Flair loses his voice while saying this, maybe realizing how bogus
what he’s saying is.
El Dandy vs. David
Flair
During
the entrances, Tony announces that the Tonight Show match has been
canceled, meaning Nash may be here tonight. Dandy gets taken down by
a shoulder and clothesline as David can barely even run the ropes
properly. He avoids a dropkick though and backdrops Dandy with ease.
A nice looking suplex gets two but Dandy smacks him in the face.
Anderson sneaks in for a spinebuster, setting up the Figure Four for
the win. Again, it really doesn’t look like the guys are throwing
the matches, making this story a bit confusing.
Gene
brings out Buff Bagwell who agrees that Savage is scared of the
younger guys. Savage can come after him anytime, but tonight it’s
about getting the TV Title. I could get behind a young vs. old
story.
Here’s a five minute
package on Eric Bischoff’s rise to power in WCW and joining the NWO.
We’re nearly halfway through this show and have seen two matches but
we have time for a guy who presumably has no power.
Battle Royal
Ciclope, Kaz Hayashi,
Prince Iaukea, Johnny Swinger, Juventud Guerrera, Villano V, Damien,
Kidman, Psychosis, Lash Leroux, Blitzkreig, Evan Karagias
The
winner gets a shot at Rey next week. Juvy falls down on the way to
the ring. I guess he tried to watch the show and started falling
asleep. It’s a huge brawl to start with everyone sending everyone
else to the ropes for attempted eliminations. Damien slams
Blitzkrieg and Villano gets knocked down by something the camera
misses. Iaukea works on Kidman near the ropes as Leroux is almost
put on by Psychosis.
Ciclope gets taken down
but not out by a top rope hurricanrana. Blitzkrieg takes Leroux out
with a hurricanrana of his own but falls outside for a double
elimination. Good timing too as the ring was too full. They keep
slugging it out on the floor as Kidman clotheslines Iaukea out.
Since this is WCW though, here’s Hugh Morrus to come in and destroy
everyone in sight. Everyone jumps on him but he’s able to throw out
Damien, Swinger, Psychosis, Ciclope, Kaz and Evan.
That leaves Juvy and
Kidman in the ring, because Heaven forbid anyone other than those two
get pushed against Mysterio. Kidman goes after Morrus as Juvy bails,
but for once Morrus is able to powerbomb Kidman in half. No Laughing
Matter cruses him again and Morrus goes up for a second, but Rey runs
out and dropkicks Morrus to the floor. There’s no bell, but since
Kidman is the only guy left in I’m assuming he wins. Either that or
WCW just managed to have a battle royal end in a no contest.
Rating:
F.
For failure because there’s no other word to describe it. The
cruiserweight division is a disaster right now as no one but Juvy,
Rey and Kidman are consistently pushed and now Hugh Morrus, a jobber
to the stars, beats up about six guys with ease before another runs
away from him? On top of that, we’re now heading towards Kidman vs.
Mysterio AGAIN? Assuming Rey even has a challenger that is. What a
mess.
Here’s
Piper to really get things going. We get some standard cheap heat
with mentions of the local baseball team and Piper saying he’s had
about fifty fights in this town and two or three of them were in the
ring. Piper doesn’t care for Bischoff’s apologies but his real issue
is with Randy Savage. Well of course it is. He lays down on the mat
and calls out Savage but gets the girls instead.
Piper asks Miss Madness
how she won the title before asking George where Savage is. She says
he’s being honored and Piper makes Slim Jim jokes. He yells at all
of them until Flair comes out for a save, earning him a beating.
This brings out Page and Bigelow to lay out Piper for some reason.
Page says Flair owes him, so Flair gives him a Tag Team Title shot at
Great American Bash. Ric also makes another match between him and
Piper for the show because….oh you know the drill by now.
Benoit
and Malenko are in the back watching what just happened. Dean wants
to know where their title shot is and thinks you have to be over 45
to get a push around here. Dean Malenko: wrestling’s smartest man.
Benoit thinks Flair is for Flair and Dean says every man is for
himself. That might do it for the Horsemen.
Video on Luger and
Sting’s history together, going back a long way.
Piper is getting his
ribs taped up and says he wants Flair/Page/Bigelow vs. himself and
two partners. Gee I wonder who they’ll be.
Tony
says WCW is partnering with Tommy Boy Records to merge wrestling and
music. They’re about fifteen years too late but that’s WCW for you.
Curt Hennig comes out
and tells Tony to turn him on. His headset you see. Curt doesn’t
like rap music but did like beating up Konnan recently.
Video on a Tommy Boy
Records wrestling themed party.
Chris Benoit vs.
Buddy Lee Parker
Hennig
is still on commentary and talks about how young guys like Benoit
aren’t respecting the veterans that came before them. A black arm
band can be seen on Chris’ arm for Owen. Parker actually gets in a
few shots in the corner to start and I don’t see him getting in much
more offense.
As you would expect, he
charges into a boot in the corner and gets caught in the Rolling
Germans. Benoit chops the fire out of him in the corner before
hitting a quick belly to back suplex. Parker comes back with a
powerslam, only to get drop toeholded into the middle turnbuckle.
The Swan Dive sets up the Crossface and Parker taps very quickly.
Rating:
D+.
It’s always fun to see Benoit run someone over like this. Parker was
older than dirt at this point and had been getting beaten up for
years now. That’s probably why he was such a jerk down in the Power
Plant. The match was just there for Benoit to show how awesome he
was, because somehow that wasn’t an established fact to the WCW brass
at this point.
TV Title: Rick
Steiner vs. Buff Bagwell
Before
the match we get a chat from the Steiners. Scott rips on WCW, saying
they suck with Heenan saying “good point.” After bragging about
the Red and Black, we get a perfect Scott line as he calls himself
the US Champion and Rick the United States Television Champion.
Bagwell charges the rings and hammers away at both Steiners, actually
knocking Scott out to the floor. A quick dropkick puts Rick down but
he starts going after Buff’s neck to take over. He ties Buff in the
Tree of Woe so Scott can choke away from the floor.
Bagwell
comes right back with a neckbreaker of his own, only to have Scott
trip him from the floor. Scott gets in a few shots and Rick knocks
Bagwell out to the floor with a Steiner Line. The brothers pull the
mats back and Rick actually piledrives Buff on the floor. Things are
about to get even worse with Scott holding Buff’s neck across the
barricade as Rick goes up top…..and we’ve got a Sting monster truck
in the aisle. Lex Luger, in a Sting mask for some reason, is
driving. We cut back to the ring and Sting is there with his bat as
we go to a break.
Rating:
D.
ANOTHER match ends in a DQ or a no contest because Heaven forbid
anyone have to job around here. At least the stuff with Rick was
short, though I’m still waiting on Goldberg to come back and fight
the Steiners for what happened to him at Slamboree. Instead we’re
getting Sting and Luger teaming up until Luger turns heel again and
starts yet another feud between them.
Hennig
is still on commentary and ripping on rap, so here’s Konnan to start
a fight. They brawl into the ring with Konnan beating the tar out of
Curt.
Mike
Tenay is in the ring and calls out Jimmy Hart and Curt Hennig. Jimmy
wants Mysterio out here right now to explain what happened earlier.
Morrus complains about the same guys having the same matches for four
years now and he wanted to mix it up a bit. Again, they need to stop
saying things that the critics are saying. Rey starts brawling with
Morrus and uses his usual springboard based offense until Jimmy trips
him up. Hugh crushes him in the corner and plants him with a huge
powerbomb. They get a chair but Konnan and Kidman come in for the
save.
Here’s
Hollywood Hogan for his big return from knee surgery. He’s still in
a big knee brace and on crutches but is being all heelish anyway.
Hogan praises Nash because they’re both part of the Pack and says
he’s coming for Page. We get a reference to Raw, called the XXX
Porno Wrestling on the other channel. Hogan is the master of
politics and has seen the people talking in the back, so he’ll return
soon brother.
Nash
comes out for a chat because Heaven forbid we get another match.
After sucking up to the crowd ala Piper, he gets to the point of
Savage running around like a crazy man after the World Title. Nash
isn’t hard to find: he’ll be the guy with the big gold belt for a
long time to come. This brings out the girls again with George’s leg
hurt again. Why she’s wearing high heels while on crutches isn’t
clear but at least she looks good.
Nash talks to George,
saying he’s seen her wrestle but he’s rather see her box. The girls
go after him and break a crutch over Nash’s back but it doesn’t seem
to have much effect. Savage coming out and nailing him with the belt
does have an effect though. We get the lipstick on the face thing
again which is still kind of stupid.
Roddy
Piper/???/??? vs. Ric Flair/Diamond Dallas Page/Bam Bam Bigelow
After
a break, Malenko (in street clothes) and Benoit come out be Piper’s
partners. Piper has his ribs taped up from the attack earlier and
thankfully is sporting a black armband of his own. Unless I missed
it, that’s the second of the entire show. Page and Malenko get
things going but Dean wants Flair instead. Once Flair is in, Benoit
wants to fight instead. They take turns chopping each other’s chests
off until Benoit backdrops him down.
Benoit
cleans house and clotheslines Bigelow out to the floor as everything
breaks down. Flair finally gets back in and backs into his own
corner, which Heenan calls a bad neighborhood. A thumb to the eye
and chop put Benoit down and the Jersey boys come in to take over.
Bigelow headbutts him down for two before Flair comes in for a low
blow. Page has to break up a backslide but Bigelow misses the top
rope headbutt. The hot tag brings in Piper and here are Raven and
Saturn to go after the Jersey guys for the DQ.
Rating:
D.
FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THINGS GOOD AND HOLY STOP WITH THE FREAKING DQ
ENDINGS! You can’t get a clean ending to any main event match around
here and I’m getting sick of it. Also, why in the world did we need
Piper out there? To give former World Tag Team Champions
credibility? Heaven forbid Piper isn’t around every two seconds to
make things feel big.
It’s
a huge brawl post match with the good guys getting the better of it.
Piper puts Flair in the Figure Four as Benoit stomps on him. Ric
bails and we cut to the back where Hogan is standing over a fallen
Page to end the show.
Overall
Rating:
D-.
Oh sweet goodness this got old in a hurry. There were FIVE matches in
three hours. Think about that for a minute. Nothing broke ten
minutes and they can only give us five matches, one being a battle
royal that ended in a no contest? Obviously there were major outside
circumstances to it, but the ratings results for this night: Nitro’s
3.1 losing to WWF’s 7.2. Nitro hadn’t been that low for a regular
show in over two years and Raw only topped that once in the entirety
of the Monday Night Wars. This was a disaster for Nitro and a sign
that things had to change.
Luckily for them, there
actually was a glimmer of hope here. This idea of old vs. new,
albeit the same thing they did with WCW vs. the NWO three years ago,
has something to it as you can see the battle lines being drawn.
Unfortunately some of those lines are just Piper’s wrinkles BECAUSE
HE WON’T JUST GO AWAY, but there’s something there. Granted I have
have no confidence in WCW because the old guys won’t lose once in
awhile but it’s better than nothing.
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Monday Nitro – April 26, 1999

By Scott Keith on 17th September 2014

Monday Nitro #186
Date: April 26, 1999
Location: Fargodome,
Fargo, North Dakota
Attendance: 11,482
Commentators:
Mike Tenay, Tony Schiavone
Reviewed by Tommy Hall
Things are shaking up
with less than two weeks to go before Slamboree. The two people in
the upcoming World Title match have flipped sides and allegedly Flair
has flipped his lid, even though he really hasn’t done much to back
that up. I have a bad feeling about some of the stuff we’re going to
have to sit through tonight. Let’s get to it.

In Memory of Rick Rude,
which they actually spell using his real name.
We open with a recap of
the major points of last week’s show with a focus on the Piper/Flair
stuff and the ending with what I guess you would call a double turn.
Now
we’re at the mental hospital and this can’t end well. A doctor and
nurse have the most painfully scripted conversation you can imagine,
talking about how Flair is treating this place like a hotel. The
nurse tells the patients that there will be no Nitro tonight when
Flair’s music comes on. He struts in wearing his robe and University
of Florida boxers, talking about how this is his hotel. Flair
watches the TV, meaning he’s watching himself in theory. He dances
with the nurse who eventually walks away disgusted. I can’t say I
disagree.
Opening sequence.
JJ Dillon is with
Charles Robinson and says that Robinson is Vice President of WCW.
Since Flair is out of action, Robinson is in charge and above the
Commissioner. This is going to be a LONG night.
Nitro Girls.
Tenay is filling in for
a sick Heenan. He and Tony are fine after weeks of bickering before
the announce teams were split.
Here’s
Piper to get things going in the arena. Piper thinks he’s in charge
now with Flair gone so Randy Savage is reinstated and getting a US
Title shot tonight. He mentions Page which brings out the champion
to a loud chorus of boos. Piper wants Page to defend against Sting
tonight but Page doesn’t seem to thrilled with the idea. Roddy goes
to leave and then makes the match for 9pm sharp.
DJ Ran.
Konnan vs. Brian
Adams
This
is fallout from the Black and White attacking Konnan last week.
After some catchphrases, Konnan quickly takes Adams into the corner
for ten punches, only to get caught by an atomic drop and
clothesline. An elbow to the back of the head has Konnan in trouble
and a gorilla press gutbuster gets two. We hit a bad looking reverse
chinlock on Konnan. Dude at least crank on it or flex a bit. Adams
crotches himself while trying to jump on Konnan’s back but stops the
comeback with a powerslam. Konnan comes right back with the usual
and hooks the Sunrise but the NWO runs in for the DQ.
Rating:
D-.
What else were you expecting from something like this? Neither guy
was exactly a ring general and the moves they were using ranged from
sloppy to just bad looking. I guess the Black and White was trying
to prove a point but this was a rather dull way to go about it.
Video on Sting.
The announcers talk
about Page vs. Sting.
The Horsemen have
attacked Kidman and Saturn, making the next match a handicap match.
Scott
Armstrong/Steve Armstrong vs. Raven
After
ranting about fat women in operas, Raven quickly escapes a double
team attempt in the corner and bulldogs the brothers down. It’s
already chair time with both Armstrongs taking the drop toehold onto
the steel. Steve finally gets in a shot on Raven but winds up
hitting his brother a few seconds later. Both guys take ten right
hands in the corner but Scott finally nails a superkick to get a
breather. The breather is short lived though as his second superkick
hits his brother, allowing Raven to DDT Scott for two. Scott pops up
and nails Raven with the chair though and actually gets the upset
pin.
Rating:
D+.
This was short and energetic, but was there any real need to have
Raven lose here? The Armstrongs are about as low level of a tag team
as you can have in this company but they get a pin over a guy getting
a title shot in a few weeks? This is more of the odd booking this
company has been using lately.
Raven beats up the
Armstrongs again post match, making the booking even more head
scratching.
Flair calls Robinson to
yell about Piper having power. He wants the National Guard called in
to deal with this and yells at other patients to stop touching his
robe. Flair hangs up and walks off with a very muscular nurse.
We look at the same
package that opened the show.
Gene brings out Charles
Robinson for a chat. He says that Piper has no authority here but
we’ll still get Sting vs. Page tonight. This brings out Piper to
call him a leprechaun, causing Robinson to slap him in the face.
Security comes down to arrest Piper and Robinson fires him for good
measure. The match with Flair is still on at Slamboree of course.
WCW World Title:
Diamond Dallas Page vs. Sting
Page
is defending. Sting is wearing white wraps on his feet and a
necklace of all things. The champion is quickly shoved down to start
but he comes back with a big right hand. Sting easily wins a slugout
and knocks Page back to the floor for a breather. Back in and Page
drives in the shoulders but Sting sends him outside again. This time
Sting goes after him and rams Page face first into the announcers’
table.
Back
in and the Stinger Splash connects but Page makes the ropes to avoid
the Scorpion. Page bails again and gets some water before heading
back inside where Sting hammers away. The champ slows things down
with a hammerlock and a big clothesline. They head outside and up
the aisle with Sting dropping him throat first across the barricade.
A slam in the aisle has Page in trouble but the referee reminds Sting
that he can only win the title in the ring.
Sting
takes him back inside for some right hands in the corner but a low
blow and hot shot stops Sting cold. A belly to back suplex drops
Sting again but he comes back with the shoulder block and falling low
blow. Page is up first though and rakes the paint off Sting’s face.
Some slaps fire Sting up again but Page grabs a swinging neckbreaker
for two. The champ hits a low blow of his own and chokes away in the
corner.
Page
wraps the knee around the post but Sting kicks him into the
barricade. Now things speed up with Sting’s shots to the face and
bulldog followed by the top rope splash for two. They head outside
again with Sting being sent into the barricade. Page grabs something
like a Diamond Cutter across the top rope but Sting comes back with
ten face rams into the buckle and the last one onto the mat.
A
sitout powerbomb gets two for the champion and a big lariat drops
Sting again. Back up and Sting grabs a piledriver but kneels down
like a tombstone for two. Now he tries a regular tombstone and
finally plants him for a VERY close two. The fans are totally behind
Sting here. Page comes back with a jumping floatover DDT for two
more but Sting blocks the Diamond Cutter out of the corner and grabs
the Death Drop for the pin and the title.
Rating:
B+.
This took awhile to get going but the last few minutes of this were
awesome. As is almost always the case, there’s no substitute for a
long, good match and that’s what we got here. This is actually a bit
ahead of the Goldberg match for Page which is quite the
accomplishment. Really good stuff here and the best main event style
match WCW has had in forever. Also, how nice was it to not have any
commercials in this?
More
Flair yelling at Robinson with Ric telling him to make Sting vs.
Goldberg for Slamboree. One of the inmates is now called AAA.
Cruiserweight Title:
Rey Mysterio Jr. vs. Psychosis
Psychosis
is defending for a change. The champ grabs a headlock to start and
takes Rey down to the mat, only to miss a Stinger Splash in the
corner. Psychosis counters a headscissors by dropping Rey throat
first across the top rope. He lifts Rey up for a powerbomb and drops
his face onto the top turnbuckle in a vicious looking crash. A
reversal suplex drops Rey over the top rope again and a dropkick
sends him to the apron.
Psychosis charges at
him but they both fall to the floor with Rey taking over for the
first time. Rey’s superplex is countered into something like a
falcon’s arrow. The Horsemen come out to grab the Tag Team Titles
but Rey dives on both of them. Psychosis gets in a cheap shot to
take over but Rey comes back with a tornado DDT out of nowhere for
the pin and the title.
Rating:
C-.
What in the world was the point of this? Rey is now a five time
Cruiserweight Champion and Psychosis’ seven days as champion is the
only break from Mysterio, Kidman and Guerrera as champion since
August. It’s ok to let someone else in there for a change and I
don’t see why Psychosis had to lose the belt this fast. Let him beat
a few low level guys to give the division a chance to breathe a bit.
The Horsemen destroy
Rey post match.
Nash comes out and says
he’s been told his title shot at Slamboree has been turned into
Goldberg vs. Sting. That’s not cool with him but he’d like a four
way tonight with Page, Goldberg and Sting, winner takes all.
Flair
calls Robinson and says make the four way. He hits on the nurse a
bit more and they try some amateur wrestling stuff until the nurse
from earlier comes up to glare at them.
Erik
Watts vs. Bam Bam Bigelow
Please make it quick.
Thankfully there aren’t any weapons in sight for this one. Bigelow
misses a charge in the corner and gets caught in a springboard
bulldog. Erik tries a hurricanrana but winds up backdropping Bigelow
instead. It’s somehow worse than it sounds. Bigelow pops up with a
big clothesline followed by the Swan Dive and Greetings From Asbury
Park for the pin. At least it was short.
Sting comes out sans
belt but with fresh paint. He’s up for a four way tonight.
TV Title: Booker T.
vs. Meng
Booker
is defending. A hard shoulder puts the champ down but he comes back
with a forearm and dropkick. Booker shrugs off some forearms and
slams Meng a few times, only to walk into a powerslam for two. That
gets Meng nowhere as Booker nails his pair of kicks but the side kick
sends Meng into the referee. This brings out Stevie Ray as the ax
kick takes out Meng. Booker crotches himself on the ropes after
missing another kick. There’s the Tongan Death Grip but Stevie nails
Meng with the slap jack, giving Booker the pin.
Rating:
C-.
This didn’t have enough time to go anywhere but Meng was just there
to give Booker someone to beat up to retain the title. The Stevie
Ray and Booker T stuff needs to go away. The team is done and Booker
is on his way to becoming something big in the singles division.
Stevie is just kind of dragging Booker down at this point and that’s
not good.
Post match Rick Steiner
of all people comes out and beats on Stevie until Booker pulls him
off. Booker and Steiner yell at each other, likely setting up
Booker’s next challenger.
Video on Nash.
We get a special look
at Hogan’s knee surgery. Bischoff had to talk him into getting it
done because Hogan wants to beat up Page.
Video on Goldberg.
Back
to the hospital where Flair tells Robinson to make Steiner vs. Booker
T. for Slamboree and make the main event tonight No DQ. Flair
teaches some patient to dance….and here’s Scott Hall in patient
clothes to throw a toothpick at Ric. Naturally, no one talks about
this or ever brings it up again.
Brian
Knobbs vs. Hardcore Hak vs. Horace vs. Mikey Whipwreck
This
is hardcore and the winner of this gets Bigelow at the PPV. Everyone
has a kendo stick and Hak stays on the floor to start. He finally
gets in and all three guys beat him down with the sticks. Knobbs
brings in a ladder to splash onto Hak for two. We actually take a
break in this match and come back to see Horace hitting Knobbs with a
Surge barrel.
Brian
nails Hak with a ladder but Hak knocks him to the floor. A table is
set up on the floor but Knobbs uses the weapons cart on Hak. Back in
the ring and Horace kicks Mikey in the face as Knobbs chairs Hak.
Mikey drops a leg onto a chair onto Brian’s head as the table has
been bridged between the apron and barricade.
The
Surge container comes back in and Hak slides in another table.
Horace beats on Hak with the weightlifting belt on the floor as
Chastity sprays someone with the fire extinguisher. Hak dives over
the top but only hits table but pops right up to nail Knobbs with a
stick. Not that it matters as Knobbs sends Hak to the floor and
drops the ladder on Mikey for the pin.
Rating:
F.
When half of the people in your match have jobs because of Hulk
Hogan, you can tell it’s not going to be much to see. This was the
usual hardcore mess with nothing interesting save for some product
placement from Surge. These are getting less and less interesting
and it’s going to get even worse in the future.
US Title: Randy
Savage vs. Scott Steiner
Steiner
is defending and has something to say before the match. He doesn’t
like a lot of what Piper does but he does like this match with
Savage. Randy comes out with an unnamed woman in a gown wearing a
sash like a beauty pageant contestant. Steiner wants one more
stipulation though: if he wins, he gets to spend some time with
George. Robinson is refereeing in most of a suit. They circle each
other and do a lot of pointing for a minute or so before finally
locking up. Steiner shoves him into Robinson….and that’s a DQ.
Post match the three
girls strip Robinson down to his University of Florida boxers, just
like Flair.
Video on George
training. This is exactly what you would expect.
WCW World Title:
Sting vs. Diamond Dallas Page vs. Goldberg vs. Kevin Nash
Sting
is defending after having won the title earlier tonight. The match
begins after a break with Page off in the crowd, leaving Goldberg and
Sting to beat on Nash in the corner. Now it’s Goldberg getting
double teamed before the champion has to fight off both monsters.
Goldberg suplexes Nash but Sting breaks up the cover. Page is back
at ringside as Goldberg has knocked both guys down. A powerslam
drops Sting for two as Page still hasn’t come in.
Goldberg
loads up the spear but Page breaks it up from the apron and comes in
with a neckbreaker for two. Nash DIVES to break up the pin and
thankfully there isn’t a quad laying on the mat as a result. Sting
gets jumped from behind by Nash but comes back with right hands to
the jaw. Goldberg and Page are both down until Page goes to the
corner, earning himself a Stinger Splash. The other two get Splashes
of their own and Sting is the only man standing.
Nash
pops back to his feet and cleans house by booting them all in the
face. Goldberg breaks up a Jackknife on Page before choking Page on
the mat. He sends Page to the floor but gets taken down by Sting.
The champ hammers away on Nash in the corner until Page comes back in
with a low blow for the save. Now it’s Goldberg slamming Page but
taking a Stinger Splash. Nash keeps trying to steal pins in a smart
move.
There’s
a side slam to Sting for two and Goldberg superkicks Page down to
give Nash the same. Goldberg dives at Page but rams his head into
Page’s knee to scramble his brains. Nash chokes Sting in the corner
but misses a big boot. He gets caught in the Scorpion but Sting lets
go, only to get speared down by Goldberg. The Jackhammer plants
Sting but Savage breaks it up for no apparent reason. Savage throws
Page some knuckles to knock Nash out before a Diamond Cutter (Nash
turned to the side so it was half Cutter and half neckbreaker) gives
Page the belt back.
Rating:
C+.
Dang it’s a good thing Savage joined up with Page. We almost had
more than two top good guys in the whole company (I don’t think Piper
counts when seemingly no one can stand him). This was energetic with
Nash doing more work than I’ve seen him do in years. Page winning
the title back is odd but it’s pretty tame given some of the stuff
WCW has done in recent weeks.
Page runs through the
crowd to end the show.
Overall
Rating:
C+.
Much like last week, the wrestling is more than good enough to make
this a watchable show. However, the stories are so out there that
they drags things back down. Basically we’re right back where we
were when Nitro came on the air last week, other than Flair being in
a mental hospital with Scott Hall. Mysterio has the title back, Page
is still champion, and we’re still looking at Page vs. Nash for the
title at Slamboree.
That’s
why these title changes make me shake my head at WCW. They had an
idea that could have drawn a good rating with Page vs. Sting and it
makes sense to put it on right when Raw starts. What doesn’t make
sense is giving that match about fifty minutes of build. That could
have easily headlined a big PPV but instead they decided to give it
less than an hour?
If
that’s not enough, we have a big gimmick match for the title which
also could have headlined a PPV, so it gets about ninety minutes of
build and most people probably didn’t hear about it. This impatience
is maddening when you could build this stuff up for weeks instead of
minutes. They’re pouring away what could be millions of dollars in
PPV money for the sake of maybe beating Raw for one night. The fact
that this show had a bigger gap than the week before or the week
after should have been a hint but WCW never seemed to learn.
Let’s
go back to something mentioned earlier: Ric Flair is currently in a
mental hospital and happened to run into Scott Hall. Nothing is
mentioned of this again, Scott didn’t say a word, and I highly doubt
we’ll see Scott again for several months. That’s not something you
should be able to just see and walk past, but WCW apparently doesn’t
feel the need to address this and thinks we’ll just kind of go along
with it. It comes off like a joke and that’s not the kind of thing
you should be seeing on national TV in a segment that is stupid
already.
Overall this was a good
show, but the stupid stuff is REALLY stupid and drags down the rest
of the show. This also needs to be an hour less which is standard
for almost all wrestling shows. They just do not need to be three
hours and the extra hour always hurts things. You make this two
hours and have Flair at the arena in a suit instead of being in a
hospital and the show is about twice as good.
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Monday Nitro – April 19, 1999

By Scott Keith on 10th September 2014

Monday Nitro #185
Date: April 19, 1999
Location:
O’Connell Center, Gainsville, Florida
Attendance: 8,567
Commentators: Tony
Schiavone, Bobby Heenan
Reviewed by Tommy Hall
We’re getting closer to
Slamboree and the main event is set with Page defending against Nash.
Other than that we have the further exploits of the NWO as things
fall apart with Hogan nowhere in sight. Savage and Sting are still
running around and feuding with Flair so it’s hard to say what’s
coming tonight. Let’s get to it.

We open with Goldberg
arriving and carrying a briefcase. He says it’s him vs. Page for the
title tonight.
Ricki
Rachman and DJ Ran do their thing.
Nitro Girls.
Scott
Armstrong/Steve Armstrong vs. Dean Malenko/Chris Benoit
This
should be good. Benoit and Scott get things going and of course
Charles Robinson is referee. They speed things up to start with
Scott ducking a chop but getting taken down with a very crisp
armdrag. A quick tag brings in Steve who cleans house and stomps
away on Benoit. The Horsemen get Steve out to the floor though and
the triple teaming is on. Back in and Malenko nails a low dropkick
to the side of Steve’s head and the stomping continues.
Benoit
takes his head off with a clothesline for two as a LOUD Goldberg
chant starts up. Malenko comes back in and hammers away in the
corner before Anderson helps with even more cheating. Robinson
allows the Horsemen to change without a tag to Arn’s approval.
Benoit finally charges into a boot but still won’t allow the tag off
to Scott. Dean comes back in but walks into a double clothesline,
finally setting up the hot tag. Scott comes in and everything breaks
down. Dean jumps over Scott in the corner and powerbombs him down
into the Cloverleaf for the submission.
Rating:
C+.
This was the best opening match they’ve had in a good while. The
Armstrongs are guys that can wrestle with anyone so if you give them
a pair of technicians like Malenko and Benoit it’s bound to be good.
More importantly than that though, the brothers kept working the
whole time they were getting squashed. It’s so annoying to see
someone just laying on the mat instead of trying to get the tag or
doing anything other than just laying around.
Georgia, the woman that
gave Flair papers that he signed without looking at them on Thunder,
gives them to Piper. Roddy looks very pleased.
Opening sequence.
Savage
and Gorgeous George arrive but Doug Dillinger won’t let them in.
Piper comes up and says he’s the Commissioner so they need to be let
in. Dillinger reluctantly agrees.
Gene
brings out DDP for a chat. Page starts by wishing Hogan the best
with his knee surgery. The fans are already chanting for Goldberg.
Page says Goldberg needs to get focused like he’s been. Both guys
know what it’s like to grab the brass ring because Page is World
Champion right now.
Page
sees a lot of Goldberg in himself and there’s nothing he would like
more than to put the title on the line tonight….but that’s not
going to happen. This brings out Goldberg who gets right in Page’s
face. Apparently Page agrees to put the title on the line tonight.
Goldberg’s music hit and he was out of the ring in less than a
minute. So why did Page say no in the first place if he would agree
that fast?
Piper is in the back
with David Flair and says Ric needs help. They talk about him being
put under observation for 72 hours and David agrees before signing
the papers Piper was given earlier.
Page
comes up to Gene in the back and confirms the title is on the line.
Gene isn’t done yet though and shows us the clip from Spring Stampede
of Page injuring Hogan. We don’t actually see Page’s reaction to it
or anything, but why would that be interesting?
Cruiserweight Title:
Psychosis vs. Rey Mysterio Jr. vs. Kidman vs. Blitzkrieg
Mysterio
is defending and this is one fall to a finish. The fans really odn’t
seem to like Psychosis or Blitzkrieg. We cut to the front row and
see a man all in black with a mohawk hair cut and jewelery on his
fingers that look like claws. Tony recognizes him as Alex Wright,
which is very impressive detective work on his part as Wright looks
completely different and is wearing big sunglasses.
It’s a big brawl to
start with only Juvy and Psychosis left standing. Blitzkrieg avoids
a charge to send Psychosis hard into the post. Juvy loads up a
powerbomb on Psychosis for a springboard seated senton from Rey.
Guerrera backdrops Mysterio out to the floor and holds up Blitzkrieg
for a missile dropkick from Psychosis. Blitzkrieg escapes another
powerbomb attempt and causes Juvy to accidentally hit a top rope
Fameasser on Psychosis.
Rey
is back in with a split legged moonsault to Juvy but Psychosis takes
over and throw Guerrera into the air for a big crash. Blitzkrieg and
Rey knock the other two to the floor before hitting a pair of Asai
moonsaults. Back in and Blitzkrieg hits some standing flips onto Rey
for two as Juvy and Psychosis are trying to get back in. Guerrera is
back up first with a springboard missile dropkick to Blitzkrieg’s
back, leaving him alone with Rey.
A
quick hurricanrana puts Guerrera down and a slingshot splash gets
two. Psychosis and Rey take turns breaking up pins by hitting each
other in the face. Things settle down with Juvy bulldogging Rey for
two before calling for the Juvy Driver. Instead it’s a kind of
reverse DDT but Psychosis comes in with a top rope splash for two on
the champion. Mysterio’s top rope bulldog puts Psychosis down and we
have to take a break.
Back
with Juvy hitting a huge dive onto Blitzkrieg and Psychosis. Rey
goes outside as well but Psychosis pops up and dives onto all three
of them. Back in and Rey powerbombs Juvy for two but Psychosis makes
a save. Blitzkrieg busts out a very quick Figure Four to Psychosis,
only to have Juvy make the save and drop a guillotine legdrop on
Psychosis for two. Juvy powerbombs Blitzkrieg but Rey gets the cover
for two. Mysterio hurricanranas Juvy off the top and Psychosis
steals two of his own.
Blitzkrieg can’t get a
jawbreaker on Juvy so Rey dropkicks Guerrera to the floor instead.
Rey makes the mistake of posing instead of covering, allowing Juvy to
try a powerbomb out of the corner. That’s fine with Rey as he
hurricanranas Guerrera again. Juvy pops back up and snaps Mysterio
across the top for two more. Psychosis clotheslines Juvy to the
floor but Blitzkrieg kicks him in the face.
A
slam sets up the Phoenix Splash for two on Psychosis but this time
it’s Juvy making the save and Juvy Drivering Blitzkrieg for two. Rey
comes back in and hurricanranas Guerrera out to the floor. Psychosis
breaks up a Blitzkrieg superplex attempt and drops the guillotine
legdrop for the pin and the title in a shocker.
Rating:
B+.
WHAT A MATCH! I don’t ever remember a cruiserweight match going this
long (over twenty one minutes) and there is something going on for
the entirety of the time. Usually there’s the period where things
cool down but they never reached that point here. Psychosis winning
is a big surprise and the match was very entertaining. Great stuff.
Gene
brings out Flair for a chat. Ric, in a University of Florida shirt,
seems very happy to be in Gainesville. He talks about students
thinking they can out drink him and offers to buy each one of them a
drink. Before he can get any further he’s interrupted by Roddy
Piper. Ric wants to know why Piper always has to ruin his good time
but Piper cuts him off and says Flair is becoming the Dennis Rodman
of WCW.
He
brings up Flair signing papers and offering to buy kids drinks.
Somehow this makes him insane and unfit to be President of WCW.
Piper is treating this like something serious instead of over the top
like it should be. Flair starts dancing and throws his shoes into
the crowd. Roddy brings up Flair handcuffing himself to the ropes to
fight Bischoff from a few months back so Flair strips off his clothes
to reveal Florida boxers.
Ric
says his first crazy thing and says he’s President of the United
States. Robinson brings out Flair’s robe as Piper has Gene read the
papers. Basically they say Flair is nuts and that he’s out of office
pending a review of his competence. Flair fires Piper and gives
Florida the National Championship from Tennessee.
It’s
time for more dancing so Piper says that the paper Flair signed last
week made Flair vs. Nash (who went to the University of Tennessee in
a nice touch) tonight. So he’s crazy but allowed to wrestle?
Anderson faints in the corner for a few seconds but Flair makes
himself vs. Piper for the Presidency at Slamboree and if Piper loses
he’s fired.
This
segment was a mess and really doesn’t make sense. The problem comes
down to Flair not being insane until just now, and it’s a stretch
even at this point. Anderson and Heenan made it clear that Flair
taking off his clothes and spending a fortune is Flair being himself.
That’s very true and we’ve seen him do exactly that for well over
ten years.
Yeah
Flair has been a bit out there with stuff like signing papers without
looking, but going from that to having him committed in four days is
a really big jump for this story. It makes the whole thing seem
stupid and they could have gotten to the Piper vs. Flair match for
control without it. The fact that this is setting up Roddy Piper vs.
Ric Flair in a major match on PPV makes things even worse as you can
almost hear the fans groan when Piper is mentioned anymore.
The
Black and White tells Konnan they’re looking for Nash but Konnan says
he has nothing to do with Nash anymore. This earns him a beatdown.
Konnan was scheduled to fight for the US Title later in the night.
DJ Ran and Nitro Girls.
The announcers hype up
the World Title match and they actually have a graphic for it. The
shot of the belt on Page’s shoulder looks horrible as he’s not even
touching it.
Brian
Knobbs vs. Hardcore Hak
This
is a garbage can match or something like that. Brian hammers Hak
with a can as he comes in but Chastity slides in some extra weapons
for them to use. We get a Pit Stop for old times’ sake and Hak is
sent out to the floor. Hak sends him into the post and a cameraman
goes down. It’s already table time but Knobbs nails him in the back
with a chair.
Hak
comes back with a ladder as you can barely see the mat at this point.
There’s no wrestling in between these spots. Hak bulldogs him onto
the ladder and sets up the table in the middle of the ring. He
misses a Swanton though and mostly breaks the table to give Brian a
two count. We get the Terry Funk spinning ladder spot to put Hak
down but Chasitity takes Knobbs’ kendo stick away. Not that it
matters as a pair of trashcan shots is enough to pin Hak.
Rating:
D-.
Remember the good tag match and the really good four way? This was
nothing like those matches. As is usually the case with these
things, the best part of it was it only ran about seven minutes. On
the other hand, I could have spent those seven minutes doing
something more constructive, like ripping my fingernails out with
rusty pliers.
More DJ Ran because WCW
doesn’t understand wrestling fans.
Nitro Girls.
Randy Savage has a
present for Gorgeous George: Madusa, who is here to train her for
Slamboree.
Nash
comes in to see the Black and White and ask about what happened with
Konnan. Stevie says they know what Nash has been doing and won’t be
taking it anymore. Nash leaves, saying the team doesn’t want this.
They’re going to send Norton to take care of Steiner tonight.
Buff
Bagwell vs. Disco Inferno
Buff
talks about how bad Scott Steiner thinks he is and rips off his
catchphrases. Disco stomps him down in the corner to start but gets
caught by a clothesline. Bagwell chokes Disco with his own shirt
before working on a wristlock. A dropkick puts Inferno on the floor
and Buff does his strut.
Disco
comes back in and is quickly hiptossed right back to the floor. He
tries to get back in again and actually shows some intelligence by
snapping Buff’s throat across the top rope. Disco starts going after
the neck as we stop to look at Alex Wright again. Bagwell avoids a
middle rope elbow and makes his quick comeback, only to get crotched
on the top. The Last Dance is countered and Buff tries (and fails) a
running Blockbuster for the pin.
Rating:
D+.
This was another good win for Bagwell as they actually seem to be
building up a young guy for a change. I can’t imagine it’s for
anything more than feeding him to Steiner but it’s nice while it
lasts. Bagwell really needs to stick with the middle rope version of
the Blockbuster though as it looks about 8000% better.
Here’s
Scott Steiner with a group of women because Godfather was a hot act
around this time. After some catchphrases, Steiner gets right to it
with talking down Bagwell and mentioning Buff’s history as a male
stripper. He goes on about it for awhile and says the NWO made
Bagwell. The fans chant steroids and there’s no Norton as promised
by the Black and White. Not only are the boring and losers, but they
can’t tell the truth about their sneak attacks announced on national
TV. What is the world coming to?
Video
on Gorgeous George vs. Charles Robinson.
Nitro Girls.
DJ Ran for the third or
so time tonight.
Recap of the
Flair/Piper stuff from earlier.
Kidman vs. Raven
Raven
starts off aggressively but gets taken down by a headscissors. He
pops back up and suddenly feels like trying a powerbomb. Kidman is
lucky that his opponents always want to use that move even though
they never do otherwise. After the faceplant, Raven sends Kidman out
to the floor and throws in a chair. The drop toehold sends Kidman
face first into the steel and Raven drops a leg onto the chair onto
Kidman’s head for good measure. Kidman shoves Raven off the top but
the Shooting Star hits the chair. The Horsemen come in for the DQ,
even though Raven matches are supposed to be non-title.
Mysterio
makes the save for his partner and the Horsemen run. Saturn decks
Mysterio but gets sent down with a headscissors. Rey gets
superkicked but Kidman powerbombs Saturn down. Raven Evenflows
Kidman but the Horsemen run back in for the big beatdown.
More of Piper/Flair.
US Title: Scott
Steiner vs. Scott Norton
So
apparently the Black and White can just make US Title matches at
their whim. Steiner is defending of course. After the champion
finishes posing, the battle of clubbing forearms begin. Norton runs
the champ down with some shoulders and a big clothesline sends him
outside. More stalling ensues until Norton drags him back into the
ring for some right hands in the corner. Steiner finally sends him
to the floor and then into the barricade.
Back
in and Steiner gets his required steroids chant. Steiner charges
into a boot in the corner and Norton hammers away before getting two
off a side slam. Norton loads up the shoulder breaker but the
referee gets bumped. A low blow and belly to belly suplex retain
Steiner’s title. Steiner’s feet on the ropes helped too.
Rating:
D.
I had a feeling this wasn’t going to be much of a power brawl.
Norton was wrestling like a face here and it worked on a kind of
weird level. Steiner’s mega push continues as his in ring ability
continues to deteriorate every single week. Granted putting him in
there with a one dimensional guy like Norton wasn’t the best idea.
DJ
Ran AGAIN. We get it already.
Kevin Nash vs. Ric
Flair
Before
the match, Nash promises to get revenge on Page for Hogan. Naturally
Robinson, with what looks like a Horsemen sticker on his shirt, is
refereeing. Nash shoves Flair down before the bell and Flair is
ready to go. Flair tries some shoulder blocks to as much success as
you would expect. Back up and Nash knees him into the corner and
nails the backdrop. Nash even mocks Flair slicking back his hair as
Ric bails to the floor.
Naitch
slows things down a bit so Nash busts out a headlock of all things.
They trade shots in the corner and there’s another backdrop to Flair.
A big shot in the corner gives us the Flair Flop and there’s the
framed elbow. Anderson finally gets involved by tripping up Nash and
helping Flair crotch him against the post. Back in and Anderson just
gets in the ring to help Flair double team. We get the old “how
much time” bit from Flair and Nash goes down to a low blow.
Flair
hammers away in the corner while calling Nash Tennessee. Anderson
interferes again but Nash comes back with a right hand and the side
slam. Flair heads to the apron and gets clotheslined out to the
floor. For some reason he tries to come back in off the top and you
know what’s coming. Anderson tries to come in but gets kicked in the
face for his efforts. There go the straps and Flair gets
powerbombed, sending Robinson to the floor instead of counting.
Gorgeous George comes out and takes his referee shirt to count the
pin on Flair. Because that’s how WCW works anymore.
Rating:
C-.
It was Flair vs. Nash so you knew it was going to be at least
watchable. The overbooking made sense here and Robinson just walking
out was a nice touch. The ending on the other hand was stupid but
exactly what you would expect from WCW at this point: someone just
deciding they’re a referee and having their pin count. I mean,
people can make US Title matches so why not this?
Post
match Flair is taken out on a stretcher by people in white coats.
Yep, they’re really doing this. Piper shows up to talk some trash as
Flair is loaded into the van. Somehow Anderson doesn’t get what’s
going on.
Dusty
Rhodes joins commentary for no apparent reason.
WCW World Title:
Diamond Dallas Page vs. Goldberg
Page
is defending of course. The referee gets shoved down and we’re ready
to go. Page charges at Goldberg and gets shoved down as well. Back
up and Page is thrown to the floor where he stops to take a breather.
He gets back in and tries the Diamond Cutter but is quickly sent
back to the floor. A leg trip doesn’t even get one on Goldberg who
hits a kind of AA into a cross armbreaker, sending Page into the
ropes.
Page’s
shoulder block has no effect and the spear connects out of nowhere.
He goes to pick Page up for the Jackhammer but the champ sends him
face first into the middle buckle instead. A swinging neckbreaker
gets two for Page and a belly to belly suplex gets the same.
Goldberg gets caught in a front facelock but he powers up into a kind
of powerslam for two. Another Diamond Cutter attempt is countered
into another powerslam and Goldberg is getting frustrated.
Page
neckbreakers him for two but misses the discus lariat. A superkick
puts Page into the corner and Goldberg loads up the spear but the
champ is smart enough to just stay right where he is. Goldberg tries
the spear anyway and hits the buckle. The Diamond Cutter connects
but Goldberg kicks him off hard enough to send him onto the referee.
Page loads up a foreign object but stops to use the referee as a
shield for the spear.
The
Jackhammer connects but there’s no referee. Page gets up and nails
Goldberg with the foreign object to knock him out to the floor. He
loads up the steps next to Goldberg and crushes the ankle with a
chair. The referee wakes up and tries to stop Page, earning him a
right hand to the face. Page loads up the Figure Four around the
post but Nash makes the save for no apparent reason other than the
script says so. He helps Goldberg into the ring but Page nails Nash
with the belt to end the show.
Rating:
C+.
This was actually a good match until the screwy ending. These two
have some solid chemistry together and can put on a good match with
the right amount of time. Goldberg kicking out of the Diamond Cutter
as strong as he did was a surprise and the ending was…..well I’ll
get back to that. The match was good though.
Overall
Rating:
C+.
You know if you just go by the wrestling, this was one of the best
Nitros in a very long time. The Cruiserweight Title match was
outstanding and the main event was solid too. You couple that with
some other good to watchable stuff in between and write off the
non-wrestling that was Hak vs. Knobbs and you have one heck of a
show.
Unfortunately
this heck of a show has an 800lb gorilla right in the middle of it
and a 300lb orangutan at the end. We’ll start with the slightly
better one first. Page and Nash’s double turn is acceptable as Nash
has basically been a face for months now and Page….yeah it really
doesn’t work. Much like the Flair stuff, it was just setting down
its roots when they jumped it forward to the end goal.
One
of WCW’s biggest problems at the moment is its lack of top faces.
There’s Sting, Nash, Piper (oh joy) and in theory Savage, though he’s
just a glorified manager right now. Nash becoming the top guy is
fine enough, but it brings up the obvious question: if he wins the
title, why should I believe he’s going to hang onto it? It may sound
like a stupid question but the Fingerpoke was less than four months
prior to this. It’s not out of the question.
That
leaves us with the big problem with this show: Ric Flair, the
fourteen time World Heavyweight Champion and the President of WCW was
put in a white van and taken away to a mental hospital after
apparently thinking he was President of the United States due to what
could easily be written off as a slip of the tongue. Aside from what
was just mentioned, the fact that it sets up Piper vs. Flair in 1999,
how out of character it is for Flair and how much of a stretch this
is, it’s not even a well told story.
From
what we can tell, David Flair and Piper decided to have Flair
institutionalized because he signed a single contract for a match
without looking at it. Yeah it’s stupid but it’s not really grounds
for being institutionalized. Just writing that and reading it back
makes me realize it’s even worse. Ric Flair is being put in a mental
hospital. Let it sink in for a second. This is a really bad idea
and unfortunately it’s the first step off a cliff for WCW. Things
were getting stupid before, but now they’re flying into the abyss.
Somehow
though, the show was actually good for the most part. The
Flair/Piper stuff is horrible but it’s only a part of what is
otherwise a really good show. That’s what makes WCW so frustrating:
they have the tools and ability to have a good product, but they do
things like have a DJ in the arena (because I guess a professional
wrestling show just isn’t entertaining enough) and the hardcore
nonsense drags all the good stuff down.
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Monday Nitro – March 29, 1999

By Scott Keith on 20th August 2014

Monday Nitro #182
Date: March 29, 1999
Location: Air Canada
Centre, Toronto, Ontario, Canada
Attendance: 16,195
Commentators: Mike
Tenay, Tony Schiavone, Bobby Heenan, Larry Zbyszko
Reviewed by Tommy Hall
Nitro makes it’s
Canadian debut here as we’re getting closer to Spring Stampede.
We’re pretty much in the same place we were last week as Thunder
meant nothing, though there was the development of Arn Anderson
walking away from Ric Flair. I’m curious to see how far they can
take this promotion down in the next few months. Let’s get to it.

David Flair and
Samantha are in a hotel room in black and white with David talking
about his dad ducking Hollywood Hogan. She tells him not to worry
about Ric.
Tony hypes up a
sweepstakes where you can win a Volkswagen Beetle.
The announcers try to
talk over the WE WANT BRET chants.
We recap Bret saying he
could beat Goldberg in five minutes last week.
Konnan music video.
Again.
Konnan vs. Vincent
Konnan
rants about Disco until Vincent interrupts him for the start of their
match. Vincent gets rammed into the buckle to start and Konnan
stomps away. The seated dropkick has Vincent in trouble but he low
bridges Konnan to the floor to change control. Back in and we hit
the chinlock on Konnan for a good while until he fights up with a
belly to belly suplex. A jawbreaker staggers Konnan again but he
nails Vincent again. Stevie Ray comes out to distract Vincent,
setting up the X Factor and Tequila Sunrise for the submission.
Rating:
D.
Can we please just end this story already? It stopped being amusing
a few weeks ago and I have no idea why it’s continuing. They clearly
ran out of places to go with it a long time ago but it’s just kept
going anyway. Stevie is the only interesting person in the whole
thing but for some reason we keep hearing from Vincent.
Samantha
and Hogan laugh about David wanting Hogan to be his dad. Hogan talks
about the Fingerpoke of Doom like it was a huge battle because that’s
still a thing.
Here’s
Hogan to a BIG face pop. He talks about his history here in Toronto
and wants to know where his title is. Hogan told the customs agents
that he’s going to beat up Ric Flair tonight and wants a title shot.
He keeps going for awhile and says the same thing over again. The
only interesting point: one of the agents said they saw Sting in
Toronto earlier today.
60
seconds with Goldberg.
The
announcers talk a bit more.
Tenay
had a sitdown interview with Diamond Dallas Page over the weekend.
Page says Kimberly is doing fine but he has a herniated disc in his
back that has been messing with his legs. He doesn’t care that he
was double teamed at the pay per view. Tenay brings up the thirty
day stipulation that Steiner mentioned and then was dropped after the
match was over and Page says it didn’t count. Little things like
that were telling signs about WCW being a mess backstage. Either
have the stipulation or don’t bring it up in the first place. It was
so confusing that they’re still clarifying it two months later. Page
is coming for Steiner.
Kenny Kaos vs. Wrath
The
announcers talk about the interview instead of the match and for once
I’m fine with that. Feeling out process to start with Kaos taking
Wrath down to the mat, sending Wrath crawling for the ropes. Back up
and Kaos hits a nice delayed vertical suplex for two but Wrath nails
him in the face with a bicycle kick. A dropkick puts Kaos on the
floor and they do some weak brawling outside. They head inside again
with Wrath choking away before nailing a clothesline.
Tony goes on a big rant
about how he spent forever talking about tradition but, based on the
crowd reaction, maybe the NWO had the right way of thinking. Somehow
this doesn’t come off as a heel turn but rather WCW catching up to
reality. We hit the chinlock on Kaos as Tony says that Monday Nitro
will take the air at 9pm. They’ve said this before but there’s never
been anything about a different name for the first hour. Kaos slams
Wrath down for a top rope legdrop. Wrath shrugs it off and hits the
Rock Bottom and Meltdown for the pin.
Rating:
D.
This was long and not all that great. The one thing that stands out
to me here is that Kaos was the only one of these two guys to win a
title in WCW. You have one half of a bad tag team and a guy that was
built up as a possible challenger to Goldberg and the former got a
title. In case you can’t tell, there really isn’t much to say about
this match.
Samantha asks Nash if
the Fingerpoke of Doom was real. Wrestling fans have been wondering
about that for years now sweetheart. It sounds like they’re trying
to cause a rift between Hogan and Nash, but this is what they’re
going with? A blonde saying that the Fingerpoke was “real”?
What does that even mean?
Gene
brings out Ric Flair, who is promptly booed out of the building.
Flair talks about wanting to beat up Tie Domi (Toronto Maple leafs’
enforcer) because he hates Canada. One of the biggest stars in
wrestling is here tonight to make a presentation to the President.
Flair brings out Page, making me wonder why they did that interview
on tape instead of live.
Page
wants to know why Flair is acting like Bischoff. Ric says he can do
whatever he wants with Page because he has the book. They get in a
mini argument over Flair having to call Page a superstar before Flair
says Page wants a match with Scott Steiner. The fans boo when Page
insults Steiner, sending Page into a rant about how horrible the
Canandian fans are and how they support women being thrown out of
cars. I really hope this is one night only because trying to turn
Page heel after everything Steiner put him through is as dumb as
turning Fla….they’re turning Page aren’t they?
Flair
makes Page vs. Hogan tonight which draws out Hollywood to say he has
a problem with both guys. Page doesn’t care what it takes to get to
Steiner because he’ll go through Hogan and then take Flair’s belt.
Hogan says he’ll jump through whatever hoops he has to in order to
get his belt back. Flair says he’s going to manage Page tonight.
Gene calls Page the People’s Champion but Page says don’t believe the
hype. Page doesn’t need either guy but we cut to the rafters where
Sting is looking down. Flair demands Sting come to the ring. The
character development in this segment made my head hurt.
Regular show intro
starts hour #2.
Nitro Girls.
Rick Steiner vs.
Scott Norton
Norton
takes him into the corner for some elbows to the jaw but they fire
Steiner up. A hard Steiner Line staggers Norton and another sends
him out to the floor. Back in and Rick hammers away in the corner
but Norton drops him face first onto the buckle. Rick comes back
with the release belly to belly and Scott bails again. We take a
break and come back with both guys down. A big German suplex puts
Norton down for two and they head outside again. Norton gets posted
four times in a row to knock him silly and set up the Steiner Bulldog
for the pin.
Rating:
D+.
This was a hard hitting power match but it was little more than a
Rick squash. I’m not sure why they build up Norton like a monster at
times but then have him lose this fast to a guy like Rick Steiner.
Then again this is WCW, where having your soul crushed means it’s
time for people to boo you so it must make sense to them.
Rey and Kidman team up
for later.
TV Title: Chris
Adams vs. Booker T
Booker
is defending of course and grabs a headlock to start. Adams comes
back with an armdrag and the champion is impressed. They trade
hammerlocks until Booker nails a great looking dropkick to take over.
Back up and they shake hands to a chorus of boos. A clothesline in
the corner sets up the ax kick for two on Adams. Chris sends him out
to the floor and nails a superkick, followed by a powerbomb inside
for two. Booker comes back with a series of kicks, finishing Adams
off with a missile dropkick to retain.
Rating:
C.
Adams got to show off here and the match was better as a result.
That superkick always looks good and the powerbomb was a nice touch
as well. I miss the matches like this one where a champion gets to
show off a little bit and defend the title against a challenger that
doesn’t have a real chance.
Nitro Girls.
We look back to last
week at Mysterio giving Kidman another match at Spring Stampede.
Chris Jericho vs.
Jerry Flynn
Jericho
talks about growing up in Canada and learning everything he knows
there. But now he’s so happy to live in the United States because
Canada SUCKS! Flynn kicks him in the face and hits another one in
the corner to drop Chris. Jericho comes back with a spinwheel kick
of his own and the fans want Bret again. A suplex gets two for
Jericho and we hit the chinlock. That goes nowhere so Flynn grabs a
leg lock. Jericho quickly breaks it up and goes up top, only to dive
into a kick to the ribs. They botch a rollup in the corner so
Jericho trips Flynn up in the other corner and puts his feet on the
ropes for the pin.
Rating:
D.
There was more energy to this one than last week but there’s only so
much Jericho can do with someone like Jerry Flynn. The match wasn’t
the worst ever but Jericho is clearly not caring as he’s about to
leave. Then again, can you blame him when this is what he’s stuck
with?
Gene hits on Nitro Girl
Spice as they plug the Beetle sweepstakes.
Here’s
Bret Hart with something to say. He talks about how people seem to
be worried about the ratings, but instead of worrying, let’s sing O
Canada. Well it’s more reciting but close enough. “Hey Bischoff,
put that in your pipe and smoke it.” He’s been in WCW a little
over a year and he’s a five time World Champion, but he can’t get a
match with anyone. You have Flair and Hogan taking the top spots,
even though Hogan is afraid of him. Bret came to WCW to prove a
point so let’s cut to the chase. He calls out the big chicken named
Goldberg and isn’t going anywhere until he comes out here to face
him.
Bret
brings up Goldberg’s challenge to Steve Austin (first mention on
Nitro), but Bret beat up Austin every time they fought. He takes off
his Calgary Hitmen jersey to show off a Maple Leafs jersey, saying
this is hockey country. This brings out Goldberg for a spear….and
he’s out cold. Bret slowly gets up while Goldberg isn’t moving. He
turns Goldberg over and counts a three count before taking off the
jersey to reveal a steel plate attached to his ribs. That’s still an
awesome moment and showed off Bret’s intelligence. Bret grabs a mic
and tells Bischoff he quits. Tony, of course, doesn’t seem
interested.
During the break,
Bischoff came out but Bret walked right past him. I believe this was
a way to write Bret off for groin surgery.
Another video on Buff
Bagwell and Scott Steiner splitting up.
Buff Bagwell vs.
Norman Smiley
Buff
says he and Steiner are no more and that he loves the fans just as
much as they love him. Bagwell takes him down a few times and struts
a lot. Heenan randomly starts talking about Page and Tony
transitions into a discussion about Sting’s appearance. Smiley comes
back with some shots in the corner and teases the Big Wiggle. A
backdrop and dropkick send Norman outside before hitting some very
basic stuff on him back inside.
Smiley
blocks a splash with knees though and plants Bagwell with the
swinging slam. He rips off Buff’s dance as the announcers get into
about the 19th
argument of the match over how to pronounce Norman’s name. We hit a
chinlock on Bagwell but Norman switches to a neck crank to keep him
down. Buff comes back with a sunset flip (including a pull of the
trunks) for two. Bagwell makes his comeback with right hands and a
dropkick followed by the Blockbuster for the pin.
Rating:
D+.
The match wasn’t great but my goodness is Buff easy to like as a
face. He’s got the look, he’s got the story, he’s got a flashy
finisher. No he won’t light the world on fire but the fans like him
based on his neck injury and the sympathy is right there. Why did it
take so long for WCW to realize that?
The announcers talk for
a bit.
Tag
Team Titles: Chris Benoit/Dean Malenko vs. Rey Mysterio Jr./Kidman
Benoit
runs Kidman over to start and chops him up against the ropes. Kidman
makes the mistake of trying a German suplex so Benoit ducks behind
him and punches Kidman in the back of the head. Something like a
powerbomb gets two on Chris and it’s off to Malenko vs. Mysterio,
wearing blue and gray camouflage overalls. The champions take over
on Rey in the corner and the double teaming begins.
Benoit
chops Mysterio so hard he breaks one of the suspenders. Rey counters
what looked to be a powerbomb attempt but his hurricanrana is
countered by Dean coming off the top with a clothesline, added to
Benoit’s powerbomb. Rey is still able to kick Dean away though and
tags in Kidman to keep things fast paced. Everything breaks down and
Kidman gets crotched on top, setting up Dean’s super gutbuster (love
that move) for two.
We
take a break and come back with Kidman getting sent into the corner,
followed by a delayed vertical suplex from Dean for two. Benoit
comes back in and goes after Kidman’s sore ribs by draping them over
the top rope. Kidman is sent outside so Dean can drive him into the
apron. Back inside and Kidman nails a dropkick to take down both
Horsemen at the same time and the hot tag brings in Rey.
Everything breaks down
and Benoit is thrown to the floor. Rey throws Kidman over the top to
take out Benoit and snaps Dean’s throat across the top rope. Here
come Raven and Saturn as Dean counters a hurricanrana into the
Cloverleaf. Raven comes in and Evenflows Malenko, giving Rey the
pin. Wait this was a title match??? Nice job of pointing that out
announcers. I had to rewind to see if the referee held them up and
he did, but the camera was on a wide shot.
Rating:
C+.
It’s a good match but man alive what a waste of the Horsemen. They
were on fire during the tournament but they’re yet another victim of
the “eh let’s just turn them heel” booking. I’d assume it’s
because they’re mindless followers of Flair, which is yet another
reason to hate Ric’s heel turn. Benoit spent years getting ready to
become a champion and he can’t even hold it for three weeks. I can’t
blame either guy for leaving when they did.
Spring Break recap
video.
Nitro Girls.
Hollywood Hogan vs.
Diamond Dallas Page
The
fact that these two never had a one on one match on PPV astounds me.
Flair is managing Page against DDP’s will. The announcers play up
Page dropping the People’s Champion moniker. They slug it out in the
corner to start with Hogan taking over via a clothesline. Page tries
to come back but gets clotheslined out to the floor as we take a
break.
Back
with them fighting at the announcers’ area and Page taking over.
They head to the stage and Hogan being rammed face first into the big
WCW letters, eventually knocking over the right set. Back to the
ring and they whip each other with Hogan’s weightlifting belt. Flair
tries to help Page and gets punched in the face by his client. Page
gets two off a swinging neckbreaker as Flair is going to the top.
The distraction lets
Page take over again and he gets two more off a suplex. Hogan pops
up and drops elbows to a surprisingly calm reaction. We go
submission for a bit with a cross armbreaker on Page, even though
he’s face down which would take away a lot of the pain. That goes as
far as you would expect and it’s Page coming back with a clothesline
for two.
The referee gets bumped
in the corner so Hogan hits the big boot but misses the legdrop.
Charles Robinson comes in as a replacement but it’s Hulk Up time.
Flair accidentally hits Page with one of the worse chair shots I’ve
ever seen. Hogan no sells chops and kicks Flair to the floor. He
drops the leg but Robinson won’t count. That earns him a beating as
the other referee wakes up to count the pin on Page.
Rating:
D+.
Well that happened. It was a total mess and overbooked like you
would expect it to be but it did in fact happen. The booking
continues to confuse me and I have a feeling it’s not just because
they’re in Canada. So Flair is a heel because he’s crazed with
power, Hogan is a heel because he feels like it and Page is leaning
towards being a heel…..why? Because he didn’t give up to Steiner?
What sense does that make? So now we seem to be heading for Hogan
vs. Flair III but Sting might be a factor as well, while Goldberg and
Nash have just been dropped from the whole thing. It’s something,
though a very confusing something.
Hogan
says he’s got a title shot now and tells Big Kev that the Wolfpack is
in the house to end the show.
Overall
Rating:
D+.
Much like with the main event, they seem to be trying but it’s really
not paying off. This is another show that really needed to have an
hour cut out of it so we didn’t have to sit through whatever that was
with Samantha (just have her stand around in revealing outfits and
she’ll be fine), boring matches like Steiner vs. Norton and Wrath vs.
Kaos, and whatever this overly complicated booking is. I’ll give
them this though: this stuff may not make perfect sense, but I’ll
take confusing over boring every day.
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Monday Nitro – March 22, 1999

By Scott Keith on 13th August 2014

Monday
Nitro #181
Date:
March 22, 1999
Location:
Club LeVela, Panama City, Florida
Commentators:
Bobby Heenan, Mike Tenay, Larry Zbyszko, Tony Schiavone
Reviewed by Tommy Hall
It’s
Spring Break Out and things are kind of fresh for me as well. I did
every show so far this month in the span of a week so this is my
first WCW in weeks. That might be the best thing possible as WCW is
getting harder and harder to take. However, it seems like we’re
setting up a fourway between Flair, Goldberg, Hogan and Nash, which
sounds pretty awesome actually. Let’s get to it.

We
open with a recap of Flair ranting about how awesome he is as
champion and boss, affirming his heel turn and setting up the four
way standoff from last week. It still doesn’t look like Flair walked
out.
The
pool setting is always cool.
We
see clips of the threeway hardcore match at Uncensored. I have no
idea why as it has nothing to do with the opening match.
Bull
Payne vs. Van Hammer
Payne
is a bald guy in leather and Hammer is a hippie. Hammer takes him
into the corner to start and we’re already getting a BORING chant. A
shoulder block and baseball slide put Bull on the floor and they try
to throw each other in the water. Back in and Payne headbutts Hammer
a few times as Tenay shills his Hotline. A double clothesline puts
both guys down before Hammer is sent to the floor for another
clothesline. Payne gets two off a frog splash but walks into a cobra
clutch slam and the Flashback (whip spinebuster) for the pin.
Rating:
D. Again, this is how they
decided to use their hour advantage on Raw. The match was really
dull stuff too as I have no idea who Payne was and I have almost no
reason to care about Hammer. This was a Saturday Night match but
instead it’s the opening contest on Nitro. It’s becoming more and
more obvious why this company is falling through the floor.
Video
of Mysterio winning the Cruiserweight Title last week in a great
match.
Mysterio
is here live and talks about how much he loves this party town.
Kidman can have a rematch at
Spring Stampede.
Clip
of the Miss Nitro contest. Buff Bagwell and Saturn are judges.
Music
video on the beach stuff.
Disco
Inferno, in an intertube, doesn’t like this town because a girl in a
wet t-shirt contest was heavier than he was. The interviewer (Ricky
Rachman, the guy doing all the Spring Break stuff tonight) doesn’t
care for Disco’s video so here it is again. A match is made for
Spring Stampede.
Video
on Scott Steiner and Buff Bagwell splitting up.
Finlay
goes to see Rick Steiner and they want to fight tonight. This lasted
eight seconds.
Video
on the four way staredown and main event tag match from last week.
Goldberg
did some stuff with NASCAR this week.
Hak
interrupts the Goldberg package and wants to be known as “Hardcore
Hak: the King of Extreme.” If the fans think Goldberg is extreme,
he’ll show you extreme tonight.
60
seconds with Goldberg.
WCW
is returning to QVC (home shopping network) with special guest Sting.
Psychosis/Silver
King/El Dandy/La Cucharacha vs. La Parka/Damien/Lizmark Jr./Super
Calo
Tenay
isn’t sure who Cucharacha is, though he’s in a Konnan flannel shirt.
I think you can figure it out from here. Cucharacaha starts with La
Parka and everything breaks down just a few seconds in. Dandy and
Silver King nail a double dropkick before it’s off to Psychosis for a
guillotine legdrop and two. La Parka comes back with a tilt-a-whirl
backbreaker and everything breaks down again. We wind up with Damien
throwing Dandy around until it’s a standoff.
Back
to Cucharacha vs. Calo with the newcomer getting kicked in the face.
Lizmark comes in and misses a splash in the corner, allowing King to
chop him over and over. Lizmark misses a moonsault and gets
superkicked as Tony says they’re missing a lot of their moves. King
is knocked outside for a big plancha from Lizmark. La Parka and
Psychosis throw themselves to the floor and Calo dives onto Psychosis
for good measure. Back in and literally everyone but La Cucharacha
misses a dive until La Cucharacha Stuns all of his opponents and pins
Damien.
Rating:
D+. This was odd indeed with
the missing sequence being the big moment at the end. Why in the
world would you have a bunch of guys look inept for the sake of a
comedy angle? I’m sure you
can guess who was under the mask but why do that when he’s already
got a story going on?
It’s
Disco Inferno if that wasn’t clear.
Video
on the Mr. Nitro competition.
Regular
opening for hour #2.
Nitro
Girls.
Flair
and JJ were outside earlier today and Flair wants to wrestle tonight.
He’s going to challenge the entire company in a lottery style
drawing. Ric whispers to JJ
to put in a lot of cruiserweights.
Dusty
Rhodes is now a consultant and doesn’t think much of Flair’s recent
actions. After the issues with Bischoff, Flair promised to make
Dusty Rhodes the Commissioner of WCW. Then it became him replacing
Larry Zbyszko but that didn’t happen either. Maybe Dusty should have
replaced Mike Tenay, but that was another oversight. Dusty
calls himself a rap master and says Flair is eating off a table that
Dusty set. Flair may be commissioner, but Dusty is still the bull of
the woods.
Gene
brings out Flair but before the champion can get anywhere, Raven of
all people interrupts and asks for a title shot. Flair
almost immediately grants a title shot, but makes it Raven/Kanyon vs.
Benoit/Malenko for the Tag Team Titles. Kanyon isn’t here tonight so
Raven says he’ll beat them himself. That was very abrupt. Flair
keeps going and says he’ll put everyone’s name in a hat and draw out
a name for a World Title shot.
The
announcers recap the top stories.
Rick
Steiner vs. Fit Finlay
I
believe this was supposed to be hardcore but it isn’t announced as
such. They fight up against the ropes to start with Finlay nailing
him with some uppercuts. Steiner takes him down to the mat with ease
and tries to wrap Finlay up, only to have Fit roll to the ropes. A
nerve hold has Rick in trouble and we take a break. Back with a slow
motion slugout until Finlay cranks on Rick’s arms. Rick is sent to
the floor and pounded in the chest, followed by a top rope ax handle
back in the ring. There’s almost no effect though as Rick comes back
with a Steiner Line and a belly to belly, followed by the Steiner
Bulldog for the pin.
Rating:
C-. Better match than I was
expecting here but nothing all that great. At the end of the day,
this had the same problems that Nitro had with almost every show has
at some point or another: why should I care? They built this up with
both guys saying they were tougher and then we see them fight for
four minutes in a nothing match. That’s the best they can do? I see
no reason to care about this and the match was nothing all that
special.
Nitro
Girls.
Vampiro
vs. Juventud Guerrera
Juvy
chops away to start before nailing a nice headscissor takeover.
Something like an AA takes Juvy down and a powerbomb out of the
corner gets two. Guerrera sends him out to the floor and we take a
break. Back to this very slow match with Vampiro chopping in the
corner and backdropping him out to the floor. A belly to belly gets
two on Juvy and Vampiro cranks on his leg for a bit to no effect.
Vampiro
hits a nice helicopter bomb but misses a twisting moonsault instead
of covering. Juvy misses a springboard legdrop but pops up and slams
Vampiro down. Vampiro crotches him to break up the 450, setting up a
gutwrench superplex for two. It doesn’t matter all that much as Juvy
nails a wicked Juvy Driver for the pin.
Rating:
D+. The more I see of Vampiro
the more I wonder what I was thinking back in the day. He doesn’t
hold up and seems to not care in the ring for the most part. It
takes a lot to drag Guerrera down at this point but Vampiro did it.
Maybe he’ll get better when he gets some mic time, but this really
didn’t do it for me.
Rachman
brings out the winner of Miss Nitro: Julie Williams, some college
chick who isn’t all that great looking. She
doesn’t know how to talk but the NWO comes out with its own army of
women in swimsuits. They chase Rachman off and say it’s time for the
NWO Miss Spring Break contest. There’s
a woman missing so Hogan does some counting. The fans want tops
removed, but Nash says he can’t because it’s too cold. He asks for
the eighth woman to come out and here are David Flair and Samantha.
She
takes off her dress and of course blows
away every other girl in the
ring. Rachman is brought back in and introduces Miss Nitro again,
but Nash wants him to announce a Miss NWO. When he won’t Nash loads
him up for the Jackknife but gives him one more chance. Rachman
immediately picks Samantha (Nash: “Sable eat your heart out.”)
and this finally ends.
Goldberg
vs. Hardcore Hak
Hak
hammers him out to the floor to start but Goldberg no sells left
hands back inside. Another leverage move sends Goldberg outside
again for more punching but Goldberg slaps on a cross armbreaker back
in the ring. That goes nowhere so Hak brings in the weapons, which
only seem to tick Goldberg off. The Russian legsweep is easily
countered and it’s the spear and Jackhammer for the easy pin. This
was typical Goldberg.
Gene
brings out Bret Hart for a chat. Bret talks about being upset over
losing his reputation. He’s been here over a year and he’s already
sick and tired of people like Flair sticking his nose in Bret’s
business. Okerlund brings up a possible match with Hogan but Bret
doesn’t think it’s ever going to happen.
Gene
tries Kevin Nash instead, but Bret says he’s proven he can beat Nash
for years now. With those names going nowhere, Gene suggests
Goldberg. Bret accuses Goldberg of never being in the ring with a
real technical wrestler. He wants Goldberg to get in the ring with
him one time and says he could beat Goldberg in five minutes. This
is already more interesting than anything else Bret has done in WCW.
Nitro
Girls, dressed as male wrestlers for some reason.
Horace
vs. Vincent
From
what I can tell, Raw was airing Rock vs. Mankind at this time.
Vincent says Horace is just a nephew, earning him a forearm to the
face. Horace hiptosses him out to the floor and a big boot puts him
right back outside again. Back in and Vincent grabs a quick
neckbreaker for two, only to walk into another big boot. Stevie Ray
comes out as Vincent and Horace ram heads. Ray shoves Horace into a
small package, giving Vincent the pin.
Rating:
D-. This story was fun for
awhile but now it’s just another boring string of matches that keeps
going with no end in sight. Stevie won the bad match at Uncensored
to become the boss and now that just doesn’t mean anything. This
isn’t entertaining anymore. Now it’s just one more reason to change
the channel to Raw.
Brian
Adams comes out and yells at Ray post match.
It’s
time for the drawing for the World Title shot later in the night.
The wrestlers are around the pool with numbered cards. JJ pulls out
#23 and it’s that jam up guy El Dandy. However, Dandy is hurt so he
gives his card to Rey Mysterio Jr. Flair
says Rey isn’t in this because he’s a champion and yells at JJ for
screwing up. Rey won’t
leave so Flair says this is at his own risk. Mysterio will get a
shot later tonight.
Video
on the Horsemen, set to the Hardcore Holly’s music. I’ve
heard that in several packages before so it must be public domain.
Tag
Team Titles: Raven vs. Chris Benoit/Dean Malenko
Raven
is going this alone. Thankfully
the Horsemen didn’t leave after being in the ring before the
commercial and stomp Raven as he comes in. It’s
officially Benoit starting but Malenko quickly comes in for a double
spinebuster. Dean puts on the Cloverleaf in the middle of the ring
but lets it go for no apparent reason. Benoit
comes back in and hooks the Crossface but lets it go as well.
A
powerbomb/top rope
clothesline combo knocks Raven senseless but Saturn walks down to the
ring and gets in the
champions’ faces. He
suplexes Benoit and Malenko but Benoit breaks up the Rings of Saturn.
Things settle down with
Dean nailing a leg lariat on Saturn before bringing Benoit in for
some chops. The Horsemen keep control with a snap suplex from Benoit
and a chinlock from Dean.
A
double back elbow drops Saturn but Raven gets up and starts cleaning
house. Everything breaks down and Saturn rolls through the Crossface
into the Rings of Saturn, drawing in Dean with a belt, but Raven
nails him with the other belt. The bell rings and the fans think
it’s a submission but the referee says it’s a DQ for the belt shot.
Rating:
C-. The match was entertaining
but it really doesn’t make the new champions look all that great.
Then again this is WCW where they turned the World Champion and Tag
Team Champions heel about a month after they were the hottest acts in
the company because….why did they do that again? Anyway this
should set up a rematch at Spring Stampede.
We
recap the Miss NWO contest earlier and I can’t complain about
Samantha in a swimsuit.
Video
of Flair stripping Scott Hall of the US Title and
announcing a tournament. We
also get clips of Meng beating Bam Bam Bigelow in the first match on
Thunder.
US
Title Tournament First Round: Scott Steiner vs. Chris Jericho
This
has potential even though it’s heel vs. heel. Jericho
comes out wearing a sash with Japanese writing on it. Steiner shoves
him around with ease to start before dropping to his knees to pose.
He takes too long though as
Jericho pops up and springboard dropkicks Steiner out to the floor.
Jericho
goes outside though and is sent into the steps for his efforts to
give Steiner control again. Back
in and another missile dropkick puts Steiner down for two. Jericho
gets the same off a middle rope back elbow followed by the Lionsault
for the third straight two. Steiner
easily counters the Liontamer and hits Jericho low, setting up the
Recliner for the submission.
Rating:
C-. Much better match than I
was expecting, even though it was clear Jericho’s soul died about two
months ago. I can’t blame him for leaving when he did as WCW wasn’t
going to do anything with him. Steiner didn’t seem particularly
motivated here either, but the action wasn’t half bad.
WCW
World Title: Rey Mysterio Jr. vs. Ric Flair
I’ll
only refer to Flair as champion. Rey
offers a handshake but Flair tells him to get out of here. Feeling
out process to start until Rey trips him up and nails a legdrop
before sending Flair into the corner. There’s
the Flair Flop but Ric throwing Rey out to the floor. That goes
nowhere as Rey comes back in with a dropkick and a bad looking
springboard seated senton for two.
We
get a chase on the floor with Arn Anderson nailing a clothesline to
give Flair control. A knee
drop has Rey in trouble and Flair grabs a leg for two. Rey
gets two of his own off a quick rollup but Flair stomps him down in
the corner. A big elbow drop sets up some right hands to Rey’s
unmasked face. Rey fights back again and hits a dropkick, followed
by the top rope hurricanrana, only to have Anderson pull the referee
out to the floor for the DQ.
Rating:
D+. This was another nothing
match with the guys going through the motions for about seven minutes
before the lame ending. Mysterio clearly wasn’t going to win the
title and Flair didn’t even go after the leg. It fits in perfectly
with the theme of the night: a watchable match that meant nothing.
Flair
is sent into the pool to end the show.
Overall
Rating:
D. The show was
watchable in spite of itself. As I said in the main event, there was
no effort or energy put in all night. Everything interesting that
happened last week was absent here in favor of one off matches that
didn’t set up anything. Goldberg vs. Hart coming sounds good, but
the rest of the show was meaningless, although not horrible.

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Monday Nitro – March 15, 1999

By Scott Keith on 6th August 2014

Monday Nitro #180
Date: March 15, 1999
Location: Firstar
Center, Cincinnati, Ohio
Commentators: Larry
Zbyszko, Tony Schiavone, Bobby Heenan, Mike Tenay
Reviewed by Tommy Hall
We’re past Uncensored
and a lot of stuff has changed in WCW. Above all else, Flair won the
World Title with the help of Arn Anderson, but it seems to have taken
place with a double turn. Hogan was definitely wrestling like a good
guy but Flair was somewhere in the middle. Other than that Booker T.
is now the TV Champion and Chris Benoit/Dean Malenko picked up the
Tag Team Titles as they should have three weeks ago. Spring Stampede
is in four weeks so let’s get to it.

We open with David
Flair checking into a hotel when the Denise chick from last week
shows up. She recognizes him from TV and tries to make some small
talk but David isn’t interested.
Tony recaps last
night’s events.
Stills of Whipwreck vs.
Kidman.
We go to the University
of Cincinnati for the Nitro Party with….Lodi?
Stills of the Jerry
Flynn match. I really wouldn’t remind people that they’ll be paying
for that when they buy a pay per view.
Here’s a press
conference with Sonny Onoo and Ernest Miller. Ernest insists to only
be called The Cat from now on. He insists that he’s undefeated here
in WCW and knows he’s the greatest. This keeps going as Cat
challenges a member of the media to a fight.
Meng vs. Jerry Flynn
Meng
goes right at him and hammers away but misses a charge into the
corner. Flynn comes back with a spinning kick to the head, but since
Meng is a monster, Flynn is quickly flying through the air. A
clothesline has no effect on Meng but a powerslam puts him down.
Flynn’s ankle lock doesn’t get him anywhere and Meng gets two off a
piledriver. A shoulder breaker gets the same but Flynn comes back
with a cross armbreaker. Meng powers out of it and the Tongan Death
Grip gives Meng the win and a BIG ovation.
Rating:
D.
Thank goodness this was the end of Jerry Flynn’s push. Meng has a
way longer shelf life than Flynn could ever hope to and the match
made him look like a killer. Flynn looked so one dimensional out
there and it was really hard to sit through. When Meng is outshining
you, you know you’re in trouble.
Clip of a movie called
Ravenous.
Nitro Party stuff.
Clips of Beach Brawl on
MTV, a show with WCW wrestling and music.
Denise gets into the
elevator with David Flair and David still doesn’t want to talk.
After a break, her room key won’t work and she goes into his room to
use the phone. David is getting annoyed.
Stills of the hardcore
triple threat last night.
Raven is at the Nitro
Party and the annoying host asks about Chastity betraying him last
night. Raven understands since he set her hair on fire when she was
six. Family functions suck and he only goes for the money anyway.
He’s going to crush her and Hak like Jerry Falwell at one of Saturn’s
bondage balls.
Chris Adams vs. Rick
Steiner
They trade forearms to
start with Rick taking over via the powerslam/suplex. I’m still not
sure which it actually is. A belly to belly puts Adams down and they
slug it out again. Adams snapmares Rick into a sleeper before
nailing the superkick for two. Rick catches him in another belly to
belly followed by the Steiner Line and Steiner Bulldog for the pin.
Rating:
C.
Considering I was expecting a total squash, this was a really nice
surprise. Adams was on for this one and got to show off a little
bit, which isn’t something you see that often as he never meant
anything in WCW. Rick isn’t doing much at this point as he doesn’t
have much of a story other than wanting to fight his brother.
Tenay tells us to call
the Hotline.
Disco
Inferno comes up to the announcers’ desk and asks why he isn’t
getting a music video. He’s tired of seeing Konnan’s music video
over and over again (preach it brother) but here it is again.
However, we have a swerve: it’s a parody video with Disco dancing
badly and singing the song (off a paper and still getting it wrong).
This was actually funny.
Konnan t-shirt ad.
Back
to the hotel but with Nash and Sam watching from a remote location.
Denise tries to seduce him again but David says he’s in love with
someone already. We even get the shot of her leg on a bed and David
saying “Mrs. Robinson, are you trying to seduce me?” To be fair
they did say her last name was Robinson last week. Sam seems taken
aback by David’s words so Nash gets a bit testy with her. He says he
got her out of some situation in Detroit and Torrie says she’s paid
him back for some of that. Nash doesn’t think it’s been enough.
Things never got heated but Nash was clearly annoyed.
Norman Smiley is at the
Nitro Party and tries to teach the host to dance.
Stills of Hogan vs.
Flair.
Tony
says next up is Monday Nitro Live. I have no idea what the Live
thing is supposed to be, unless Tony is bragging about the show being
how it’s been almost every week for three and a half years.
Opening sequence, so
either the first hour was taped in advance (why?) or they’re calling
the last two hours Monday Nitro Live.
Nitro Girls.
A
bandaged Ric Flair shows up, accompanied by some ladies, Arn Anderson
and Charles Robinson. They come out to the ring for a chat with Gene
and the fans seem very happy to see him. This is the start of the
second hour so at least WCW is FINALLY starting the head to head
period with something interesting.
Gene brings up the
questionable officiating but Arn cuts him off and says Gene needs to
congratulate all three new champions. As for Robinson, all he’s
doing is dressing a little bit more professionally and he called that
match like the professional he is. Gene says it was a fast count
last night, which is true to a degree but Hogan was out cold so it
didn’t make a difference.
Also, there are WAY
bigger problems with that match than the speed of the count. Like,
there being a count in general. Robinson says he called the match
fairly and Flair’s wounds were superficial. Hogan on the other hand
was a badly beaten man and Flair had given him discretion to make the
call.
Anyway,
Flair says he is the most powerful person in WCW and the sport of
wrestling because he’s both the President and the World Champion.
This brings out Goldberg of all people and Flair asks if he’s here to
congratulate him for being the champion or the boss. Goldberg says
he had Flair begging and pleading for his life last week and Ric is
looking at the #1 contender. He wants a title shot tonight but
here’s Kevin Nash to object.
Nash
says he should be the #1 contender because Flair robbed Hogan of the
title. Goldberg gets in his face but Nash says that he’s the one
loss on Goldberg’s record. Flair says cool it and Anderson says
Goldberg wouldn’t have won what he did if the Horsemen had been a
factor but Goldberg threatens him with a spear. Nash says he should
get the shot but here’s a ticked off Hogan to interrupt. He says he
got stabbed in the back last night because he should still be
champion.
Flair says he and
Anderson have a party to go to but Hogan says Flair bought his women.
Hollywood wants a shot and says Nash can slap old baldie around a
little bit. Flair tells them he’s leaving again but Nash suggests a
tag match. Goldberg and Flair stare each other down and Goldberg
nails him. Hogan throws Goldberg a mic and the monster says he’ll be
Flair’s partner to get the belt. Goldberg leaves and Flair makes the
match. This was a REALLY good segment but was screaming for the
announcement of a fourway.
Vince
yells at Horace for screwing up last night. They yell at each other
and both declare themselves the leader of the Black and White.
Cruiserweight Title:
Rey Mysterio Jr. vs. Kidman
Kidman
is defending and this really should have been saved for Spring
Stampede. Kidman quickly sends him into the buckle and nails a
clothesline but misses a charge, sending him out to the floor. Rey
hits a nice running hurricanrana off the apron but gets dropkicked
out of the air on a springboard attempt. They’re already back on the
floor with Kidman nailing a springboard plancha as we take a break.
Back
with Rey headscissoring Kidman out to the floor before hitting a huge
running flip dive to take the champion down. Kidman comes back in
and slams Rey down, only to get crotched on the top for a huge
Frankensteiner to give Mysterio two. A faceplant and BK Bomb get two
each for the champion but the Shooting Star misses. Rey nails a
springboard hurricanrana for a very hot near fall. Kidman comes back
with a Bodog but gets crotched when loading up another Shooting Star.
The sitout bulldog off the top gives Rey the title back.
Rating:
B+.
This was really good stuff with both guys looking like equals out
there. I would have loved this to go another five or even ten
minutes as the commercial cut out almost half of the match. Mysterio
taking Kidman down is fine as Kidman didn’t have anyone in the
division left to beat. Awesome match.
They shake hands post
match.
Stevie yells at Horace
but Horace says he’s the NWO boss. Stevie decks him and Disco comes
in, wanting to know what happened. Disco is told to find out what’s
going on from Hollywood and Stevie leaves. Horace says he wants
Stevie in the ring tonight.
Gene
brings out the new Tag Team Champions for a chat. The belts look
bigger than usual and really stiff. Benoit says their win last night
was a testament to the trust and confidence they have in each other.
Malenko says they’re ready to defend the titles tonight.
Tag
Team Titles: Chris Benoit/Dean Malenko vs. Hugh Morrus/Barbarian
Benoit stomps Barbarian
into the corner to start but Barbarian comes back with kicks of his
own. Off to Morrus as the First Family takes over on the Canadian.
Benoit will have none of that and chops away as everything breaks
down. The Horsemen double team Morrus into Benoit dropkicking him in
the face for two. Malenko suplexes him down for two and drop
toeholds Barbaian for two more.
Dean
is sent to the floor and Hart gets in a few cheap shots before it’s
back to Barbarian for a side slam. Back to Morrus who hooks a kind
of seated abdominal stretch before Barbarian comes in for some heavy
stomping. We hit the chinlock for a bit before it’s back to Morrus
for a chinlock of his own. Barbarian puts on a front facelock and we
get the referee misses the tag spot. Morrus misses a top rope elbow
and now we get the hot tag to Chris. The Crossface goes on but
Barbarian makes an early save. Dean gets taken down by a gutbuster
but Barbarian’s Kick of Fear hits Morrus, setting up the Swan Dive to
retain.
Rating:
C.
This went on a bit long but followed the tag team formula pretty
well. Malenko and Benoit piling up wins over lower level teams is a
good idea and will make them look like a dominant team as they
should. Morrus and Barbarian didn’t seem to have enough variety to
make it through a nine minute match.
The Horsemen want the
Outsiders.
Nitro Girls.
Here are Scott Steiner
and Buff Bagwell so Scott can complain about Cincinnati sports teams
being terrible. He’s the best athlete in the city and has the finest
mind to back it up. Last night, somebody made a mental error and
he’s talking to Buff. Steiner says he taught Buff how to train his
body but his mind hasn’t followed. Since Buff hurt his neck, maybe
he doesn’t hold up anymore.
Buff
says look at the crowd and see all their Buff Daddy signs. Bagwell
has been making Steiner look like a million dollars, but maybe Scott
is getting jealous. Steiner says Buff was nothing without the NWO
and will be nothing without it again. Buff tries to defuse things
and they shake hands, but Steiner suplexes Buff out of the NWO. He
nails Bagwell with a chair a few times and slaps on the Recliner. It
came off like a face turn for Buff, which should be the easiest idea
in the world after his injury. Therefore, I doubt it has much of a
chance.
Horace vs. Stevie
Ray
Horace
jumps him to start and the brawl heads outside with Stevie hammering
away and sending Horace into the barricade. The announcers debate
whether Lexington on Thursday will be as hot of a crowd on Thursday
as the crowd tonight in Cincinnati. Back in and Horace stomps away
but walks into a side slam. Vince comes out with a chair and stands
on the apron, telling Horace to ram Stevie into steel. Instead
Stevie knocks Horace into it and grabs a rollup for the pin.
Rating:
D.
Didn’t we cover this last night? What’s the point in having these
guys around if they’re just going to keep fighting over who is in
charge? Hopefully the team doesn’t last that much longer as there’s
no need to keep them around. Unfortunately Norton, the only guy that
I kind of like out of the team, is being lost in the shuffle.
Disco Inferno vs.
Konnan
You
would think this would get a longer build. Konnan starts with a
wristdrag out of the corner as Tony talks about how awesome it is
that WCW is stacking the deck against the NWO. I do love hypocrisy
in my announcers. Konnan stomps away but Disco snapmares him down
and gets two off a middle rope elbow.
A
chinlock doesn’t last long but it’s time to dance. Konnan comes back
with the 187 for two and Disco goes to the floor to check his hair.
We take a break and come back with Disco stomping away as Luger and
Liz come to the ring. Konnan hits the rolling lariat and an X-Factor
but Liz distracts the referee. Luger gets in a cheap shot and the
Chartbuster gives Disco the pin.
Rating:
D+.
Not much to see here and I’m not sure where Konnan goes from here.
My best guess would be a rematch with Disco as Luger is still hurt,
but it’s kind of a stupid idea to have them fight this early. It
didn’t help that the match really wasn’t all that good. Disco
getting another win isn’t the worst thing in the world either.
Nitro Girls.
TV Title: Booker T.
vs. Chris Jericho
Jericho,
sporting bad ribs, is challenging and there’s no Ralphus. Some
elbows to the jaw have Booker in trouble and Jericho runs him over
with a shoulder block. Booker comes back with an armbar before
kicking Jericho in the face. There’s a side slam as the announcers
talk for the fifth time about a party they went to with Flair last
night. Jericho sends him out to the floor and rams Booker into the
steps.
We
take a break and come back with Booker avoiding a dropkick before
catapulting Jericho face first into the buckle. Jericho comes back
with a rollup for two as the announcers talk about the territory
system and how it’s easier to win World Titles now. The Lionsault
gets two for Chris but it hurts his ribs again. A spinwheel kick
nails Jericho and there’s the spinebuster for two. The ax kick
connects but Jericho pulls the referee in the way of Booker’s missile
dropkick for the DQ.
Rating:
C-.
It’s clear that Jericho just does not care at this point and can you
blame him? He’s been doing the same stuff for months now and hasn’t
gotten any advancement after the awesome year he had in 1998. The
match was nothing special and Jericho was just going through the
motions. He would be gone soon.
Kevin Nash/Hollywood
Hogan vs. Ric Flair/Goldberg
Goldberg
comes out last and Robinson is the guest referee. Goldberg gorilla
presses Flair to start and Nash plants him with a side slam. It’s
already off to Hogan to pound on Flair in the corner. The Flair Flip
puts the champion on the apron for a big boot from Nash. After a
quick beating on the floor, Flair comes back in and tags in Goldberg
for the showdown with Hogan.
Goldberg counters a
suplex into one of his own and Hogan pops up. He runs Goldberg over
with a clothesline but it’s Goldberg back up and nailing Hogan to
take over. They slug it out and Hogan can’t seem to hurt Goldberg.
Hollywood blocks an Irish whip and hammers away but gets nailed in
the jaw.
Nash
gets in a cheap shot from the apron and now the NWO takes over. Now
it’s a ticked off Nash coming in and pounding Goldberg down in the
corner but it’s back to Hogan after maybe 45 seconds. That goes
nowhere so here’s Nash to loudly tell Goldberg to powerslam him.
Goldberg does exactly as he’s told but Flair won’t tag in. Hogan
comes back in for a belly to back suplex before bringing Nash back
in. A low blow stops a Goldberg comeback and Hogan slugs away in the
corner.
Goldberg nails a big
shoulder and Flair does the clap for a fake tag which Robinson
allows, even though Goldberg says it didn’t happen. Hogan no sells
the chops and Hulks Up to the big fan reaction. A big boot drops
Goldberg but he’s right back up with a superkick to Nash. There’s
the legdrop to Hogan but Robinson shakes his head no. Hogan lays out
the crooked referee but gets speared down by Hogan as we’re out of
time.
Rating:
C.
This was better than I was expecting as Hogan was doing his old tag
team formula very well for a change. Hogan turning face again would
be fine any other time, but he’s been done so much to Flair that the
double turn isn’t working. Then again, this is WCW where logic goes
out the window for the wrestlers’ wishes.
Overall
Rating:
B-.
If this was a two hour show, it’s one of the best Nitros of all time.
The first hour and the rest of the show drags a lot of the really
good stuff. The Cruiserweight Title match was good and the fourway
promo with Flair and company had me wanting to see them go at it at
Spring Stampede. Unfortunately there’s a lot of stuff changing
between now and then. Still though, this was a really solid episode,
assuming you forget the waste of a first hour.
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Monday Nitro – March 8, 1999

By Scott Keith on 30th July 2014

Monday Nitro #179
Date: March 8, 1999
Location: Centrum,
Worcester, Massachusetts
Attendance: 10,856
Commentators: Mike
Tenay, Tony Schaivone, Bobby Heenan, Larry Zbyszko
Reviewed by Tommy Hall
We had to get to this
one eventually. I’ve heard warnings about this show for a long time
now and even though I’ve seen it more than once before, the idea that
this was allowed to make air still baffles me. It’s the go home
Nitro before Uncensored, meaning this is the big show to get people
to buy the pay per view. Let’s get to it.

Video on the cage being
built for Uncensored.
Here’s the whole Flair
and Anderson talk from Thunder. It runs over six minutes and is
summed up as Anderson saying Flair should think about his family more
than himself.
The
Nitro Girls are at Brown University for the Nitro Party.
Profile on AC Jazz and
how she does the choreography for the team. She’s the clown of the
bunch.
Here’s the Hogan
interview from Thunder about how much he hates Flair and wants him
out of wrestling. Again, it eats up about six minutes.
More
from Brown University. Konnan is there.
Here’s Konnan’s music
video.
Here’s
a video of Hogan and Nash watching Flair’s promo last week. The only
good part comes when Flair talks about a blonde waiting for him in
Charlotte. Nash: “Buddy Landel?” Hogan: “Buddy Rose.”
Hogan and Nash need to regroup on David and switch gears to Plan B.
Video on Lex Luger.
Konnan t-shirt ad.
This is the second time we’ve seen it so far.
Scott Steiner and Buff
Bagwell, still on the way to Spring Break, have their bus pulled
over. They’re allowed to get out of their ticket if they do police
work. They agree, but can’t decide who is Starsky and who is Hutch.
Instead they harass people for minor offenses. The cops let them go
free.
Back
to the Nitro Party where Kidman is holding the belt and eating
Domino’s pizza. Kidman thinks Mysterio can beat Nash again.
Video on Mysterio vs.
Nash.
The Blonde is at a
shooting range when Hogan and Nash show up. Naturally there’s a
camera facing her when she’s shooting. They call her Sam and suggest
she use some of her other talents to take care of Flair. Nash hits
on her and dinner plans are made. Why Torrie is in a sports bra
isn’t clear.
Now
we go to the dinner where Hogan wants to take Ric out for good.
Torrie says she has a friend hotter than she is and will try to get
her to take care of David. Nash: “How much for the women?” All
this makes me want to do is watch Blues Brothers. The girl shows up
and is named Denise Robinson. After some Graduate jokes, she’s
promised $20,000 for taking care of David. Denise isn’t bad looking
but I don’t think anyone is looking at her with the Blonde across the
table.
Opening sequence, fifty
five minutes into the show.
We
go to the arena for the first time and Gene asks Goldberg to come out
for a chat. Instead, here’s the Wolfpack because we haven’t heard
that music enough tonight. David Flair and Sam come out to confuse
Tenay and Zbyszko (Tony’s voice hasn’t been heard yet). They want
Ric Flair out here to settle this man to man. Instead Goldberg’s
music hits…..and we go to a commercial.
Back with Goldberg
coming out as I guess the music played for four minutes. Goldberg
says he respects the Flair name so he won’t deal with David like he
usually would. However, David needs to learn some respect. David is
disrespecting him by being out here so David pokes Goldberg in the
chest. Goldberg grabs him by the throat and we go split screen to
see Ric arriving and seeing this on a monitor, sending him sprinting
to the ring.
Ric saves his son and
chops Goldberg to no effect. Instead Goldberg press slams him but
Ric gets right in his face and rants about being the best ever.
Goldberg says Flair has lost his mind and stepped over the line.
Flair rants about being the line and a match is made for tonight.
This REALLY sounds like they’re about to turn Flair heel, which might
actually be the dumbest thing I could think of this side of a Jerry
Flynn push.
Raven vs. Hak
Falls
count anywhere. They hug before the match and then the brawling
begins. Raven blasts him in the head with a Singapore cane a few
times before they head outside for left hands from Hak. The fight
heads up the famp with Raven suplexing Hak on the ramp. Raven puts
Hak on a table and dives off the set to drive him through it. Bam
Bam Bigelow walks out and adds himself to the match, even though the
referee throws it out a few seconds later.
Rating:
D.
I can’t stand this stuff, especially when Raven is capable of having
good matches without this nonsense. Hak is Sandman minus the beer
and that’s not something I have any interest in watching. At least
in the WWF they made it funny instead of just ripping off ECW this
badly.
Bigelow
and Raven keep fighting into the back with everyone being thrown into
various metal objects. Hak punches Bigelow up against an ambulance
but Bigelow rams Raven head first into it as well. Raven puts Hak in
a wheelbarrow and throws him into the ambulance. Now they fight over
to a limo with Bigelow throwing them both onto the hood. Raven Even
Flows Hak onto the hood and everyone gets tired and lays around for a
bit. Raven tells Bigelow to bring it on the so the big man dives at
the others. Eventually everyone just walks away to end this. The
post match stuff was three times as long as the match.
Now we look at these
three brawling from last week.
Chris Jericho vs.
Lizmark Jr.
Jericho
comes out with a dog collar around his neck and a long chain
attached. Before the match, Jericho talks about training for the
collar match with monks in Nepal and wants to make this a collar
match. Tony: “There’s been too much talk and not enough wrestling
here.” Lizmark puts the collar on as you can see a bunch of empty
seats opppsite the camera. That’s a really bad sign but shouldn’t be
surprising at all given how the show has gone so far.
Tony
explains some new stipulations to Hogan vs. Flair: if Flair wins he’s
President for life but if he loses, his career ends. Jericho chokes
with a chain to start before wrapping it around his knee and driving
it into Lizmark’s head. Lizmark gets tied up with the chain for two
and an ax handle with the chain around Jericho’s hands knocks him to
the floor. The masked man goes up top but dives into a chain shot to
the face, setting up the Liontamer for the submission.
Rating:
D.
This was just a preview for Sunday so the idea was there but this is
what we’re seeing halfway through the show. The entire show is a
waste at this point and there’s almost nothing that is going to save
this mess. I’m not usually a fan of gimmick matches being used to
preview another gimmick match and this was no exception.
Here’s a look at
Goldberg and Flair from earlier.
TV
Title: Booker T. vs. Scott Steiner
Before
the match, Steiner says no one here in Worcester or anywhere else in
the world could ever duplicate his physique. Tony downgrades
Booker’s status from #1 contender to the US Title to #1 contender to
the TV Title. Steiner hammers him down but gets caught by a forearm
to the head. A spinning kick to the face puts Steiner down and
another sends him out to the floor.
Back
in after a meeting with Buff and Steiner easily takes Booker down
with a nice amateur move. A low blow stops Booker’s comeback and the
referee shouts to watch the low blows. I’d still like to know when
those stopped being a disqualification. They head outside with
Booker getting whipped into the barricade as the fans chant STEROIDS
at Scott. Tony says the referee is staying inside because he’s
intimidated by Steiner. That actually makes sense as we’ve
established that countouts and DQ’s don’t really count in WCW
anymore, so why wouldn’t he go out there for a better view?
We take a break and
come back with Steiner still in control and driving knees in the
corner. He choies Booker with his knee while covering but gets small
packaged for two. A butterfly suplex gets two for Scott but Booker
nails him with a clothesline. There’s the ax kick followed by the
side kick, but Steiner distracts the referee so Bagwell can crotch
Booker on the top rope. The Recliner retains Scott’s title as Booker
passes out.
Rating:
C.
The match was ok but WCW continues their start and go pushes. Booker
beats Bret in a great match then loses to Bagwell and Steiner on
consecutive shows. There’s been no mention made of Booker getting
his US Title shot on Sunday so odds are that’s been either forgotten
or canceled. Granted it’s not like they’re doing anything else right
at the moment.
Steiner blasts Booker
with a chair after the match.
Nitro Girls as Tony
reads the house show (his words) ads.
Now,
just to really hammer in the suck, it’s a Jerry Flynn interview but
Sonny Onoo interrupts. Sonny offers to buy him off to avoid the
match on Sunday but Ernest Miller jumps him. They cut off Jerry’s
ponytail.
Scott
Norton vs. Rey Mysterio Jr.
There
are now more empty seats visible than there were before. Norton runs
Rey over to start and hits a short arm clothesline. After being sent
to the floor, Rey comes back in and gets caught in a release suplex.
Norton launches him out to the floor again as the beating continues.
Rey fights out of a powerbomb but gets dropped face first onto the
turnbuckle. Much like Bigelow last week, Norton pulls him up at two
before hitting a one handed gorilla press. I don’t mean he lifts him
up with two hands then drops one. I mean he lifted Mysterio over his
head with one hand. Then Rey kicks him low and gets a pin. It was
that fast.
Rating:
D+.
That one handed press slam was awesome but that’s about it. The rest
of the match was a squash as I don’t think Rey had any other offense
besides the low blow and a few punches to escape the powerbomb. The
giant killer angle may not produce good matches but the endings are
entertaining.
More
Nitro Girls.
Another video on
building the cage with some narration by Flair.
Van Hammer vs. Bret
Hart
Hammer takes him down
to the mat with a headlock before we hit a test of strength. Bret
grabs a wristlock but Hammer comes back with some very uninspired
brawling. Hart of course comes back with a low blow because that’s
as common as a headlock in this company anymore.
We
hit the Figure Four on Van before Bret wraps the leg around the
ropes. A backslide gets two for Hammer but Bret goes right back to
the leg. He bends the leg around the post but Hammer counters the
Figure Four around the steel. Back in and Bret gets suplexed
followed by a cobra clutch slam for two. Hammer misses an enziguri
and the Sharpshooter ends it.
Rating:
D.
WAY too long here for a Bret squash. Hammer was just a guy for him
to beat up and the leg work got a bit boring after awhile. By the
way, this match is pretty much meaningless at the moment as Bret
isn’t even on the card Sunday. Why we’re spending ten minutes on a
match that doesn’t build up Sunday is an interesting question, but
it’s really low on the totem of things this show has done wrong.
Tony
says this has been a hard hitting three hours. Not only has it been
two and a half hours, but this has hit about as hard as a baby
rabbit’s left hook.
Hogan
and Nash come to the broadcast booth, sending Heenan and Tenay
running off. They don’t have much to say but they’ll be doing
commentary on the main event.
Ric Flair vs.
Goldberg
Goldberg
easily shoves him down a few times to start and there’s a gorilla
press to boot. Flair starts to walk out but Goldberg carries him
back to the ring. Tony: “How many men have accomplished so much in
less that two years?” Nash: “There was some cat from the Emerald
City that did a lot but I don’t remember what happened to him.”
Back in and Flair hits him low a few times before hammering away in
the corner. A third low blow stops Goldberg’s comeback and it’s time
to go for the leg.
The
Figure Four goes on quickly and Flair grabs the ropes. Oh yeah he’s
turning soon. Goldberg turns it over to escape and starts no selling
the chops. He drops Flair with a clothesline and a Flair Flip puts
Ric on the floor. Back in and the spear hits the buckle, allowing
Flair to nail a suplex. Goldberg pops right back up and hits the
spear, drawing in the NWO for the DQ.
Rating:
C-.
The match was decent enough but you knew the run-in was coming as
soon as Hogan and Nash sat in on commentary. There was no way either
guy was jobbing here as Goldberg is Goldberg and Flair is in the main
event in six days. It didn’t help that the match was exactly what
you would expect from these two.
Hogan
and Nash come in as well to help beat down Goldberg and Flair to end
the show.
Overall
Rating:
F.
Here’s the thing: I had it easier than most with this because I could
fast forward the two opening interviews with Anderson/Flair and
Hogan, plus a lot of the music videos and t-shirt ads. That made the
first hour last about fifteen minutes, a lot of which included the
Blonde in various revealing outfits. It wasn’t very hard, though
only because I suffered through Thunder and could fast forward.
Now that being said, if
I watched the first hour live, I’d have been looking into the
quickest and most painless form of suicide. The first hour was one
of the worst ideas I’ve ever seen and accomplished absolutely
nothing. It was a bunch of recaps and some angle that we didn’t hear
referenced for the rest of the night that revolved around David
Flair.
That
brings us to the rest of the show, which was somehow even worse.
Let’s start with the matches. I’m tempted to write off Raven vs. Hak
as not being a match as it was barely given any time and was just
there for a table spot. Other than that we had a squash gimmick
match, a long TV Title match (good for match of the night), another
squash with a fluke ending, a ten minute Bret squash, and eight
minutes of waiting for the NWO to run in. That’s not really a night
worth watching.
Even if you wrote the
first hour completely off, the last two hours made for a horrible
show. It’s a bunch of bad wrestling, annoying segments,
uninteresting build for matches and almost nothing I’d be interested
in seeing. The best part about it is Raw wasn’t even very good this
week. It was mainly spent building up Wrestlemania but did feature
Mankind/Austin vs. Rock/Big Show. Goldberg vs. Flair is big, but
it’s not worth sitting through two hours and forty five minutes of
drek.
This
is pretty high up on the list of worst wrestling shows of all time
but it’s a rare case where watching online is FAR better than
watching live. This would have driven me crazy watching it on TV as
it doesn’t add anything to Uncensored and doesn’t have anything on
its own. Uncensored is basically WCW saying “Remember that
horrible show from three weeks ago with bad wrestling and annoying
booking? Now you get to pay the same price for bad wrestling and
maybe some better booking!” WWF was starting to pull away, but a
lot of it had nothing to do with what they were doing.
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Monday Nitro – February 15, 1999

By Scott Keith on 9th July 2014

Monday
Nitro #176
Date:
February 15, 1999
Location:
Entertainment Hall, Tampa, Florida
Commentators:
Tony Schiavone, Mike Tenay, Bobby Heenan, Larry Zbyszko
Reviewed by Tommy Hall
It’s the last
Nitro before SuperBrawl and things are starting to get a bit more
insane. The main stories coming out of last week are Roddy Piper
winning the US Title and Hollywood Hogan being especially evil. Also
of note is the Tag Team Title tournament, which has a lot of teams
left and only two shows to go before the finals on Sunday. Let’s get
to it.

We open with
a recap of Scott Steiner vs. Diamond Dallas Page with Steiner going
after Kimberly and throwing her out of a running car last week.
The
announcers tell us that Kimberly is recovering at an undisclosed
location.
Nitro Girls.
Tony updates
us on the tag team tournament. For Benoit and Malenko to win,
they’ll have to win five times in a row this week. Hennig and
Windham are already in the finals on Sunday.
Arn Anderson
destroys Disco Inferno in the back but security takes him out in
handcuffs.
Eric Bischoff
is a chauffeur this week. Flair and some businessmen like his little
hat. Bischoff has to open the door for them.
Opening
video.
We look at
Piper winning the US Title last week.
Jerry
Flynn vs. Saturn
Saturn is
still in the dress. Tony keeps talking about the tournament. Benoit
and Malenko will face Dave Taylor/Fit Finlay with the winners facing
Mike Enos/Bobby Duncum Jr. later tonight. They trade hammerlocks to
start until Flynn fires off some kicks to take over. Saturn comes
back with a modified ax kick for two before putting on a leg lock,
sending Jerry running into the ropes. Off to a modified ankle lock
but Jerry makes it to the ropes again. Saturn doesn’t let go so
Jerry crawls up the ropes and kicks Saturn in the head to escape.
They slug it
out until Saturn kicks him down again but can’t follow up. A
legsweep puts Saturn down again and Jerry puts on a cross armbreaker.
Saturn stands up to break it and the fans still aren’t all that
interested. A springboard cross body gets two for Saturn but he gets
caught by a spinwheel kick in the corner. Saturn hammers away in the
corner but Scott Dickinson gets on the apron for a distraction.
Jericho comes in with a kendo stick, only to walk into a suplex.
Flynn spin kicks Saturn down for the upset pin.
Rating: D.
Why is this feud still going and why in the world am I supposed to
care about Scott Dickinson? The match was more of Flynn using all of
his kicks and not being interesting and then it’s about a crooked and
suspended referee. Why is that supposed to be interesting? I’d love
an answer to that question. WWF
is coming off Rock vs. Mankind in a last man standing match and Big
Show debuting to break up Austin vs. Vince the previous night, and
WCW stars with a freaking referee story while having Saturn wear a
dress and fight Jerry Flynn. This company makes my head hurt.
Speaking
of stories that haven’t died for some reason, Bischoff is still being
tortured by bad acting from the “businessmen”. This is used as a
tie-in to Will Sasso from MadTV wrestling Bret Hart tonight. Flair
gets a call about Arn getting arrested. With
the privacy screen up, Bischoff calls his “guys”, saying he’ll be
there soon.
Clip
of Mongo getting blinded last week.
Clip
from MadTV, which we saw last week.
Juventud
Guerrera/Psychosis/Blitzkreig vs. Super Calo/El Dandy/Hector Garza
Lucha rules,
meaning rolling to the floor counts as a tag. Larry doesn’t like the
rules changing but Tony says rules don’t matter anyway. Blitzkreig
works on Calo’s arm to start but Calo sidesteps a moonsault and
elbows him in the face. Tony tells us about Rey Mysterio getting
beaten up by Lex Luger before the show came on the air as the fans
chant for Goldberg.
A double tag
brings in Garza to face Psychosis with Hector nailing a nice
superkick. Garza misses a top rope cross body but reaches out and
grabs Psychosis for an armdrag. It might have been an armdrag all
along but it looked awesome. Juvy and Dandy come in to trade slaps
before Dandy takes over with a hard right hand. Juvy comes right
back by rolling up Dandy’s body into a faceplant as everything breaks
down for a few seconds. In the melee, Calo gets in a cheap shot to
Guerrera, allowing Dandy to hook a chinlock.
Garza goes to
the corner but gets slammed down, triggering another triple teaming
to the fans’ delight. Blitzkreig comes in and avoids a splash in the
corner as we take a break. Back with Psychosis holding Calo in a leg
scissors on the mat. Juvy comes back in with some dropkicks but he
knocks Calo into his corner for a tag to El Dandy. The jam-up guy
goes after the leg before it’s off to Garza for more of the same.
Hector misses
a charge into the corner and it’s off to Blitzkreig who stomps Garza
into the corner for a tag to Calo. Psychosis comes in as well and
takes Calo down, setting up a powerbomb with Juvy adding a
simultaneous guillotine legdrop for two. Calo rolls to the floor so
it’s back to Garza who ges Stunned across the top rope, followed by a
springboard missile dropkick for two. Dandy is knocked to the floor
but Guerrera botches Air Juvy.
Garza dives
onto Dandy for no apparent reason before Psychosis dives onto Garza
and Guerrera, allowing Blitzkrieg to hit a springboard spinwheel kick
for two on Calo. Bliztkrieg is sat on the top rope but Calo falls
off the corner. Back in and Calo hurricanranas Blitzkreig out of the
corner but Blitzkrieg doesn’t flip and just jumps down to the mat
while Calo goes flying. A Phoenix Splash from Blitzkrieg is enough
to pin Calo.
Rating:
D. What the heck was THAT?
This match ran nearly twenty minutes and might as well have been a
1970s six man tag for the first fifteen or so minutes. The ending
started to pick up a bit when they weren’t hitting their own partners
or botching spots. Why in the world would you have luchadors do a
bunch of mat wrestling? It’s like hiring LeBron James to paint your
house. You’re wasting the talent. Also the lucha rules were used
like twice. This was a mess and more confusing than anything else.
We’re
in the hotel where the Blonde is in a towel and asks the cameraman to
get her fresh towels and lunch. She’s much less sweet here.
A
helicopter spotlight is on a limo, presumably carrying Flair, the
businessmen and Bischoff. Some Hummers are following the limo but
Flair tells the businessmen that it’s fine. The limo pulls over and
two men in black clothes and ski masks (one is tall with long perfect
hair sticking out of the back, meaning it’s probably Nash) carrying a
pipe come up to the door. Another guy, clearly Hogan, tells the
businessmen to get out. Flair hits Hogan but backs off from Nash
with the pipe.
The
spotlight is on them as the Hummers circle around them. Hogan gets
back up and nails Flair as five other guys all in black get out and
beat up Flair. Hogan whips Flair with the NWO weightlifting belt as
some of the other guys hold him. They all put their fists together
and Hogan says Flair isn’t making it to SuperBrawl.
One
of the guys takes off his mask to reveal Buff Bagwell. Nash holds
Flair so Hogan can hammer away as Stevie Ray and Vincent have taken
off their masks too. The beating just keeps going and Hogan has hurt
his hand. Everyone gets in a shot and Nash puts on Flair’s tie.
More whipping ensues and Hogan again says Flair isn’t making it to
SuperBrawl. Flair is left laying after this went on for over ten
minutes.
Nitro
Girls. The announcers make no mention of what we just saw, which is
the rule of thumb anymore with these segments.
Same
video on the tag team tournament. This includes talking about teams
that have already been eliminated. The SuperBrawl graphic at the end
also says that the show is “tomorrow, February 21.”
Tag
Team Title Tournament: Chris Benoit/Dean Malenko vs. Fit Finlay/Dave
Taylor
The
winners face Mike Enos and Scotty Riggs tonight and the losers are
eliminated. Yes Scotty Riggs, as the tournament has been changed
again. Assuming the winners of that face Adams and Horace on
Thunder, Van Hammer and Kaz Hayashi have been eliminated with just
one loss. Finlay drives a shoulder to Benoit’s ribs in the corner to
start before cranking on somehting like a Crossface.
Benoit
fights back with a headlock before hiptossing the Irishman down. A
double tag brings in Malenko vs. Taylor with absolutely nothing
happening before it’s back to Benoit who gets his arm worked on even
more by Dave. Back to Finlay who drops Benoit throat first across
the top rope and out to the floor where Taylor gets in some shots of
his own. Malenko comes back in and suplexes Finlay down. It’s
strange to have the commentators not mentioning what happened before
the match started.
We
take a break and come back with Taylor suplexing Dean for two.
Taylor rips at his face a bit before Finlay slams Dean face first
onto the apron. He drops Dean throat first across the barricade like
he did to Benoit with the ropes earlier. Benoit tries to come in,
allowing Finlay to get in some shots of his own. Finlay misses a
charge into the post and the hot tag brings in Benoit. Chris cleans
house with the running clothesline and snap suplex for two. Finlay
picks him up for a tombstone but Dean breaks it up with a dropkick.
Malenko comes back in sans tag and avoids a Taylor charge in the
corner, setting up the Cloverleaf for the submission.
Rating:
C-. This felt a step off the
whole way through. It didn’t help that the winners were pretty
obvious given that Windham/Hennig are waiting in the finals already.
The match was long again but these guys are more capable of filling
in a match that long. Still not great but this show has been off all
night.
Goldberg
video.
We
see Kimberly being thrown out of the car again last week.
Back
from a break with the Nitro Girls standing at the announcers’ desk to
talk all serious about what happened to Kimberly. Heenan:
“Are they going to dance?”
We
recap Bret losing the US Title last week thanks to Will Sasso. This
sets up the following.
Bret
Hart vs. Will Sasso
This
is also due to Hart “breaking character” when filming MadTV and
attacking Sasso. I’ve seen the clip a few times and I thought that
was the joke. Thankfully Tony told me what the real idea was
supposed to be because it was really badly explained. Sasso,
from MadTV mind you, is overweight and comes out with another cast
member named Debra Wilson. Bret
destroys Sasso to start and gets a chair to sit down in the middle of
the ring. Sasso gets beaten up on the floor but Wilson takes the
chair from Hart…..and turns on Sasso by hitting him with the chair.
Back in and the Sharpshooter ends this.
Rating:
F. What the heck am I even
watching anymore? What purpose did this serve? Better question: how
does this make me want to buy SuperBrawl? This was Bret Hart beating
up a fat guy with help from an actress I’ve never heard of. I don’t
remember MadTV being a big deal at this point, but did it ever
warrant this kind of time on a wrestling show?
No
one comes out to save Sasso or confront Hart, making this even more
meaningless. Unless I
missed it on an earlier show, the time and date of Bret’s appearnace
on MadTV was NEVER mentioned.
The
NWO arrives with Hogan still wearing the ski mask. They come in
through the crowd and over the barricade so Hogan can talk about
being from Hollyhood. He
sends the rest of the team to the back to have a party and finally
lifts the mask. Hogan is willing to give Flair his title shot
tonight because Flair is in the back covering up the gray in his
hair. He counts to ten and of course Flair doesn’t make it out.
At
eight though, Roddy Piper answers the count and says he’s
Hogan’s reality check. Hogan
is fighting him instead and
the match is on right now with the World Title on the line.
WCW
World Title: Hollywood Hogan
vs. Roddy Piper
One
might suggest that this is a match that should be announced more than
five seconds in advance. Then again one might suggest that this show
has been a huge mess but that’s a much bigger problem to solve. It’s
a brawl to start with Piper very slowly driving down to the mat. As
in I thought something was wrong with the video. Hogan is knocked to
the floor and Piper follows him out with right hands before sending
him into the post.
Back
in and an atomic drop has Hogan in even more trouble before a right
hands gets two for Piper. Hogan goes for the leg to take Piper to
the floor for some choking. A hard chair shot to the back has Piper
in even more trouble and Hogan whips him over the back with the
weightlifting belt. Even more choking ensues but Piper comes back
with belt shots to take over. Roddy puts on a sleeper but Hall comes
in with the tazer for the DQ.
Rating:
D. This was exactly what you
would expect from Hollywood Hogan vs. Roddy Piper in 1999. It lasted
less than five minutes and was a bunch of non-wrestling before the
NWO came in for a disqualification. That’s a great way to treat your
US Champion a week after he won the title, because Scott Hall of all
people needs the title match coming up right?
Piper
gets beaten up and Hall puts on the kilt for a little dance.
Over
an hour later, someone in a cowboy hat finds Flair in the field and
carries him to his jeep. The guy doesn’t look like anyone in WCW so
I guess we’re supposed to believe he’s just a random guy.
Scott
Steiner is suing Diamond Dallas Page for $1 million.
Luger
and Liz talk about Konnan and say nothing of note.
Video
on Piper vs. Hall.
Tag
Team Title Tournament: Chris Benoit/Dean Malenko vs. Mike Enos/Scotty
Riggs
Losers
are eliminated. Riggs stomps on Malenko in the corner to start but
Dean stomps away back in the other corner. Scotty comes back with
his dropkick and a running corner splash. Off to Enos vs. Benoit
with Chris easily taking him down with a drop toehold. The Horsemen
take their turns on Mike until he drives Dean into the corner to take
over. Riggs puts on a chinlock followed by a knee to the ribs. Enos
comes back in for his own chinlock before Riggs changes without a tag
and puts on the third chinlock in about ninety seconds.
We
take a break and come back with the guy that saved Flair working on
his engine. Flair tries to get out of the truck but the driver puts
him back in.
Back
with Benoit stomping away on Riggs’ leg before it’s off to Malenko
for more of the same. Enos gets in a cheap shot to take over as this
boring match continues. Malenko goes up top but dives into a
powerslam for no cover. Instead it’s back to Riggs for the two count
and everything breaks down. Riggs gets another near fall off a
forearm to the back of Dean’s head followed by a belly to back suplex
for the same. The fans seem really bored by this. Riggs misses a
dropkick and the hot tag brings in Benoit. The Horsemen whip them
together and Benoit counters a suplex into the Crossface to advance.
Rating:
D+. The match wasn’t bad but it
was incredibly boring. At the end of the day, I need someone better
than Riggs and Enos to make me interested in a match, especially when
it’s obvious that the Horsemen are going to win. Benoit and Malenko
work well together, but I really wish we could just have a regular
tournament so they don’t have to waste so much time getting through
these horrible opponents.
The
truck keeps going. The
announcers haven’t mentioned any of these videos all night.
A
much more cheerful Blonde is in a short robe on a bed and says next
time will be better than this one.
Buffer
comes out to announce the main event, even though there are no
matches left scheduled. The NWO comes out in street clothes and
Hogan tells Buffer to get out. He says Flair is hiding in his
dressing room, but he’ll give Flair a twenty count to get out here.
The referee counts and Tony sees the truck pulling up and Flair
falling out of the door.
Ric
pulls an axe handle off the back of the truck and staggers into the
arena as Tony is completely lost. Heenan thinks Flair is drunk.
Tony actually uses his brains and sees the bruises, saying Flair
looks like he’s taken a horrible beating. Flair gets in the ring and
swings the handle until Benoit and Malenko come in and try to help.
Hogan and Bagwell beat Flair down on the floor as the rest of the NWO
subdues the Horsemen.
Hall
goes through the curtain and says “now you see how it’s done.
Don’t mess it up” before firing up the tazer to end the show.
Overall
Rating:
Agoobwa. This show was
such a mess that I have no idea how to rate it. How could ANYONE
have looked at this show and said it was a good idea? I knew things
were going to get bad but this show sent the company flying off a
cliff, bounced as it hit the ground and lit on fire, setting of an
explosion to send its crispy remains into orbit where aliens blasted
them into the sun. I don’t
even know where to start with the problems this show had.
For
one thing, WHY DIDN’T THE ANNOUNCERS SEE WHAT HAPPENED? How does
that make things more entertaining or interesting? We saw the whole
thing and know what happened (which I’ll get to later), but the
announcers have no idea? They don’t see the Blonde in the hotel
either, but at least that (presumably) isn’t stuff that’s happening
live. It doesn’t add anything because the fans live are just as
confused as they are (assuming the videos aren’t shown in the arena,
though that would add even more insanity to this) and the TV audience
knows what’s going on.
The
lack of wrestling was a major problem tonight too. There were six
matches on the entire show. Two of them were glorified extended
squashes with Benoit/Malenko having to go through two teams that had
no chance. Another match saw Hogan vs. Piper and set wrestling back
ten years. Bret Hart beat up an actor which led nowhere, Jerry Flynn
won a match and the luchadors wrestled a technical, mat based match
until the last three minutes.
How
in the world WCW thought this was a good idea or would make people
want to buy Sunday’s show is beyond me. Over on Raw, the Rock and
Mankind were having a good ladder match for the WWF Title. In case
you’re wondering, Raw beat Nitro by two full points in the ratings
for the worst drubbing Nitro had ever received when it was three
hours compared to Raw’s two. If this isn’t the worst Nitro to date,
I can’t remember the one that tops it. Absolutely horrible show that
felt nothing like how the show is normally presented and that’s not a
good thing.
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Monday Nitro – January 25, 1999

By Scott Keith on 18th June 2014

Monday
Nitro #173
Date:
January 25, 1999
Location:
Reunion Arena, Dallas, Texas
Attendance:
15,103
Commentators:
Mike Tenay, Tony Schiavone, Larry Zbyszko, Bobby Heenan
Reviewed by Tommy Hall
Man
this month is flying by. The main story last week was WCW actually
having a good episode of Nitro for a change. Things are actually
looking interesting going into SuperBrawl, but there are still four
episodes of Nitro for them to screw things up. We should be getting
more on the latest NWO civil war, despite the last one being dropped
for reasons that have yet to be and likely never will be explained.
Let’s get to it.

We
open with a recap of Vincent changing his name to Vince, which is
probably some joke about McMahon that most people don’t care about at
all. He’s a member of the Red and Black but is taking over the Black
and White. The Red and Black was watching him on a hidden camera and
didn’t approve of him for reasons of him being Vince. Why a hidden
camera was used when there was a camera filming everything all night
and the footage was shown on TV all night isn’t clear either.
The
announcers discuss the events of Thunder because someone has to,
before throwing us to a local airport earlier today. Hennig and
Stevie Ray formed a secret alliance two feet away from the rest of
the Black and White. Stevie is ready to revolt
when the Red and Black arrives. Vince, in Black and White again,
says they’re here.
Flair
has Bischoff selling merchandise this week. I guess we’re back to
this after a week of serious Ric. Instead of selling at a stand,
Bischoff will be out among the people selling.
Nitro
Girls.
Opening
sequence.
Stevie
Ray and his Rock style shirt is ready to meet with the NWO brass.
Disco
Inferno vs. Al Green
Al
has a bandage over his left eye and gets clotheslined outside in a
surprise power display from Disco. A forearm to the back sends Green
into the barricade as Disco is in full control. Green comes back
with a back elbow as the fans are actually way into this. Disco’s
running neckbreaker puts Green down again and the middle rope elbow
gets two. The louder these reactions get, the more I think WCW has
the really sweet canned stuff going tonight. Green suplexes Disco
down but misses a charge into the corner, setting up the Chartbuster
to give Disco the pin. Sweetened
crowd or not, Disco looked good this time.
The
Black and White argue over their cars to get to the arena. The Red
and Black are shown watching from the plane and laughing. Now they
get off the plane with Hall talking about trimming fat. Hogan is in
a Black and White shirt as Stevie runs his mouth about all of the
issues. Stevie says it’s a $500 shirt so I guess it’s
mocking/parodying Rock somehow? Anyway the Red and Black destroys
Curt Hennig as Hogan has his arm around Vince. Hogan never did have
the best eye for talent. Stevie
still doesn’t get to leave with the Red and Black.
Hogan
and Nash (with matching fanny packs) leads the whole NWO into the
building and the camera is actually allowed into the dressing room.
Stevie is given a Black and White shirt but he’s not happy.
As
this continues to go on, we go split screen to see Bigelow bringing a
ladder down to the ring. Now
it’s Bigelow on the full screen and he’s not happy with what Scott
Hall did to him with the tazer. Hall may claim to be the king of the
ladder match, but Bigelow has been hardcore and extreme in places
that Hall would never dare to go. Bigelow wants another tazer ladder
match against Hall. We go split screen again and Hall doesn’t seem
to care one way or another.
Bischoff
tries to rip off a customer at the stand but Doug Dillinger
intervenes. I’ll give them
this: yeah these segments are going on too long and are too frequent,
but they’re actually making it look like Bischoff is being punished,
which is the point of the things.
Here’s
Ric Flair to list off all
his catchphrases about his match with Hogan. He calls Horace
Hollywood’s cousin and nephew and says the Horsemen could have killed
him on Thursday but gave him a break instead. As for Bret Hart, he’s
defending the World Title (Bret is US Champion) against an opponent
to be named. Tonight Bret has Booker T. (already announced earlier
in the show). Next,
Nash isn’t allowed to interfere in the tournament match later because
it’s going to be a lumberjack match. Finally,
Hogan can find two partners to face Flair/Mongo/Benoit later tonight.
A
very stoic Scott Dickinson
is shown in the front row.
We
see a clip from Souled Out with Hall shocking Goldberg and Bigelow.
Here
are Hall and Disco with a ladder and the tazer. They stand the
ladder up in the aisle and pose on top of it for a bit before Hall
says the match with Bigelow is on.
Scott
Hall vs. Bam Bam Bigelow
Bigelow
punches him down to start but Hall punches him into the corner for
the loudest spot call I can remember in a long time. More slugging
out ensues until Disco trips Bigelow, earning him an ejection. Hall
sends Bigelow into the ladder but Bam Bam drops it over Hall’s back,
only to be sent face first into it again. They
get inside for some ladder shots to Bigelow’s ribs but he runs Hall
over with some brute force.
Hall nails him with the ladder again and stomps it onto Bigelow’s
back as we take a break.
Back
with Bigelow being whipped into the ladder in the corner before a
suplex puts him down again. Hall rides the ladder down onto Bigelow
ala Shawn in 1994. The ladder is finally set up and Scott goes for a
climb but Bigelow makes an easy save. Now Bigelow climbs to drop a
headbutt, knocking both guys out for a few seconds. It’s
Hall up first with a legdrop between Bigelow’s legs, setting up an
elbow drop off the ladder. Bigelow suplexes Hall off the ladder but
Scott gets up and dropkicks the ladder out from under Bam Bam.
Scott
crosses himself before going up again but apparently missed a few
Hail Marys because Bigelow moves the ladder from underneath him.
Bigelow goes up and gets the taser, only to be low blowed
immediately. Disco brings Hall another taser and leaves, walking
into a spear from Goldberg. Hall and Bigelow circle each other with
the tasers until Goldberg nails and shocks them both for the no
contest.
Rating:
C+. This was about a million
times better than the Souled Out match because they mixed things up a
bit. Instead of just doing the same spot over and over again, we
actually got some different things for a change and it made the match
so much easier to sit through. Good stuff here.
Scott
Norton, Goldberg’s opponent later tonight, jumps him from behind so
Scott Hall can escape.
Chuck
Norris is here.
Gene
is in the back with Bret Hart and asks him about his title match at
SuperBrawl. Bret says Flair just has it out for him and wants to
know what Booker T. has done to deserve to be in the ring with the US
Champion. Bret wants to ax (his word) Booker a question: does he
want the fans to see him get decimated and ripped to pieces?
Gene
asks Bret who he should give a title shot to and Bret says he’s had
his eye on someone. El Dandy is a heck of a wrestler and deserves a
shot at the US Title. Gene doesn’t think much of El Dandy, setting
up one of the most quoted lines in wrestling history. Bret: “Who
are you to doubt El Dandy?”
Bret
was going to give Dean Malenko a title shot but he’s conveniently
injured. Gene and Bret argue about injuries until Bret says he’ll
deal with Flair and his petty grudge, starting tonight. My favorite
part about this whole thing is Gene dismissing the idea of a
cruiserweight getting a shot at the US Title like a crazy thought.
Little things like that only reenforce a lot of the complaints about
WCW.
Tag
Team Title Tournament First Round: Faces of Fear vs. Fit Finlay/Dave
Taylor
Lumberjack
match with a lot of lower card guys plus Rey Mysterio Jr. surrounding
the ring. Remember that it’s a double elimination tournament.
Finlay and Barbarian start things off with Finlay nailing an uppercut
and putting on an early nerve hold. Barbarian presses out of a cover
and sends Finlay to the floor. That goes nowhere so Finlay comes
back in for some more uppercuts.
Barbarian
slams Finlay down and it’s off to Meng for some clubbering. Taylor
gets the tag and the Europeans clothesline Meng down. Meng and
Taylor chop it out with the monster getting the better of it and
bringing Barbarian back in to pick the bones. After a beating from
both monsters, Taylor is allowed to tag Finlay back in for a brawl
with Meng. Finlay gets in a few shots to the ribs but makes the
mistake of going after Meng’s head.
Fit
is sent outside again for nothing from the lumberjacks as the crowd
still has nothing to care about. The rolling fireman’s carry has
Barbarian in trouble but Meng breaks up Taylor’s butterfly suplex. A
double headbutt gets two on Taylor as everything breaks down. Meng
backdrops Taylor into a sitout powerbomb from Barbarian (not as
smooth as it sounds) gives the Faces of Fear the win.
Rating:
D+. Not a horrible match but it
was really dull stuff. That’s the problem with a lot of tournaments:
you have to sit through matches like these with teams that people
don’t care about and only limited chemistry to make the match work at
all. It was watchable from a technical standpoint but nothing more
than that.
Hugh
Morrus gets in the ring to celebrate as the newest member of the
First Family.
We
look at the other tournament match from Thunder.
Nitro
Girls.
Norman
Smiley vs. Perry Saturn
Saturn,
still in a dress, on the way to the ring: “Smiley, you’re not
getting jiggy with me.” Heenan: “Once again, he’s braless.”
Norman gets headlocked to start before a double arm suplex sends him
out to the floor. The announcers get into their usual argument over
how to pronounce Smiley’s name as he stomps away at Saturn back
inside. It’s not quite Big Wiggle time yet and Tenay says he’s a fan
of the dance.
Both
guys miss some strikes before Smiley gets two off a powerslam. We
hit the chinlock on Perry and take a break. Back with Norman
suplexing out of a headlock and hitting the spinning slam. Saturn
gets two of his own off a rollup but Norman decks him with a
clothesline. Saturn legsweeps him down, only to hit knees off a
springboard Vader Bomb.
There’s
the Big Wiggle to another good reaction but Norman isn’t done. In
what might be a bit too far, Saturn is draped throat first over the
middle rope and Norman lifts up the back of the dress for another Big
Wiggle. After that disturbing image, Saturn freaks out and kicks
Norman in the head, followed by a top knee elbow. Saturn does a
dance of his own and hits the Death Valley Driver for the pin.
Rating:
C+. Smiley is getting over
despite being treated like a goon and losing every bigger match that
he has. That’s usually a reason to push someone but given that this
is WCW, it’s probably grounds for being off TV very soon. The dress
was at least used for some more stuff than it was on Thursday so
that’s an improvement……maybe?
Gene
goes to talk to Scott Dickinson, who claims the suspension is unfair
because he had no due process. JJ Dillon has a double standard and
only wants to get over with Ric Flair.
Scott storms off because referees are treated badly.
They’re really wasting time on this story?
Herschel
Walker is here.
We
look at Flair’s speech again.
Booker
T. vs. Bret Hart
Non-title.
Thankfully Tenay brings up
Bret injuring Booker’s knee last summer to give us some coninuity.
Bret bails to the floor to start, comes in to get nailed in the
face, then leaves again. More stalling ensues until Bret comes back
in for a test of strength. Hart goes down but pokes Booker in the
eyes to take over for the first time. A double arm DDT of all things
drops Booker and Bret rakes his eyes across the ropes.
They
head outside with Booker being sent into the barricade. Hart gives
Booker a long time to recover for some reason before taking him back
inside where Booker gets two off a small package. Booker
nails the spinning kick to the face for two more but Bret nails the
Russian legsweep to take control again. It’s time to go after T.’s
knee with a cannonball and a wrap around the ropes. There’s a Figure
Four but Booker finally turns it over as we take a break.
Back
with Bret holding the Figure
Four again but having to go to the ropes when Booker turns it. Bret
stays on the leg but Booker nails a forearm out of nowhere. The
series of kicks looks to set up the Harlem Hangover but Hart is out
of the way. Bret goes outside and gets the title belt for a shot
from the middle rope.
Booker
is ready for him though and knocks Bret out of the air before
superkicking him down. Back to the floor for a hot shot to send Bret
into the barricade, followed by some choking with the camera cable.
Booker throws him back inside and brings the cable with him. Randy
Anderson takes awhile getting it out, allowing Bret to nail Booker
with the belt for the pin.
Rating:
B. Star making performance by
Booker here as he easily hung in there with Bret for nearly fifteen
minutes. The ending was a bit cheap but it plays up Bret being a
champion that will do whatever he wants to win anymore instead of
being the hero that he was for years. It’s nice to see him actually
wrestle for a change.
Clips
of Scott Steiner harassing the Nitro Girls last week.
Bischoff
is selling foam fingers and seems to have a toupee on under his hat.
Scott
Norton vs. Goldberg
Norton
fires off chops to start but gets caught in something resembling an
AA. A cross armbreaker doesn’t do much for Goldberg but a powerslam
has some more success. Norton grabs a powerslam of his own and it’s
completely no sold. Goldberg kicks Scott out to the floor but gets
sent into the apron and barricade.
Norton
can’t post him though and is sent face first in instead. They keep
brawling on the floor with Norton nailing a hard clothesline to take
over. Back in and a shoulder gets one on Goldberg followed by
another clothesline. The powerbomb is countered and it’s the spear
and Jackhammer to give Goldberg the win.
Rating:
C+. Take two monsters and let
them beat on each other for five minutes until one hits their
finishers for the pin. This is what Norton should have been built up
for several months ago and that’s what they did…..with several
months of inactivity in between. Fun match even though there was
nothing to it.
The
NWO runs in and gets beaten up post match. The celebrities mentioned
earlier plus Brett Hull of the NHL and Jean-Claude Van Damme get in
to celebrate with Goldberg. Not exactly Mike Tyson but that’s a good
visual.
Nitro
Girls. Scott Steiner takes over the broadcast booth to ogle them
during their routine.
Hollywood
Hogan/Scott Steiner/Kevin Nash vs. Horsemen
This
has A LOT of time, as in nearly
half an hour. Hogan
is still listed as a Presidential candidate. Before
the match, Nash gets a cheap pop and Steiner says that Kimberly has
been flirting with him out back. If she wants to tease him, she
better be ready to please him. Hogan is glad that there aren’t any
WCW or Ric Flair fans out here because they stink very badly. He’ll
take care of Ric at SuperBrawl because Flair is the first one being
hunted by the Pack.
After
a break we get the Horsemen’s entrance and the opening bell. It’s
a brawl to start of course and Benoit gets to beat up Hogan in one of
the only times they ever had contact. Flair goes after Hogan but
Nash makes the save. The NWO clears the ring to start as the
announcers bring up Sting for the second or third time tonight.
It’ll be nice to have him back. This
turns into a discussion of Alex Wright no showing the show tonight.
Benoit
and Steiner get things going with the power man running him over and
kicking Benoit in the head. Scott
runs into a boot in the corner though and Benoit fires off more right
hands. A dropkick sends Steiner outside and Benoit holds up the
fingers to Nash and Hogan. Kevin
comes in for a knee to the ribs but Benoit runs him into the corner
and chops away.
Off
to McMichael for a slam, setting up the Swan Dive but Hogan makes a
save. Steiner gets in a shot from the apron and Nash hits the big
boot to take over. Hogan comes in and man alive is it strange to see
him in there against Benoit. It
doesn’t last long though as Hogan clotheslines Benoit down and
suckers Flair in before hiding behind Steiner. A non-existent tag
brings in Steiner for a belly to belly and two on Chris. Nash
comes back in for the side slam and it’s back to Hogan with a belly
to back suplex.
We
take a break and come back with Hogan
still on Benoit. Again he suckers Flair in but tags Scott to get in
a few shots on the Canadian. The
fans want Flair as Nash slams Benoit and elbows Ric in the face.
Everything breaks down and
Benoit gets caught in the Tree of Woe for some choking by Nash.
Hogan whips Benoit with the
weightlifting belt and suplexes him for another two count.
Choking
ensues and it’s back to Nash for the foot choke in the corner. Nash
misses a big boot in the corner but Steiner breaks up a hot tag
attempt. We hit the bearhug on Benoit and he seems to pass out.
Hogan wants the pin but can only get two. An elbow gets the same but
the legdrop misses, allowing Benoit to FINALLY tag Flair. Everything
breaks down and Bischoff comes in with a foam finger wrapped around a
2×4. Flair gets Hogan in the Figure Four but Nash nails him with the
board for the DQ.
Rating:
B-. This was the six man
formula done very well and the match was very good as a result.
Benoit is an excellent face in peril and he had the crowd going nuts
for the tag to Flair. I’m fine with a messy finish here as you don’t
want to have a champion do a job before a pay per view. If WWE could
get that through their heads, a lot of my headaches would go away.
Bischoff
pulls out some clippers but the lumberjacks from earlier make the
save, for the 459th
show of unity that WCW has needed against the NWO. The NWO bails but
runs into Goldberg who cleans house to end the show.
Overall
Rating:
B. This was the best
Nitro in probably a year at least. They actually slowed down and
took their time for once while delivering some pretty good matches.
Flair vs. Hogan has a good story to it and the other feuds aren’t bad
at all. Unfortunately this was one of the shows where if you don’t
like the main story you’re not going to like the show. Luckily they
got it right for once and had a fast moving and entertaining show.
Good stuff.
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Monday Nitro – January 18, 1999

By Scott Keith on 11th June 2014

Monday
Nitro #172
Date:
January 18, 1999
Location:
Value City Arena, Columbus, Ohio
Commentators:
Tony Schiavone, Mike Tenay, Larry Zbyszko, Bobby Heenan
Reviewed by Tommy Hall
We’re
past the first pay per view of the year and nothing has really
changed. Last night Goldberg beat Scott Hall in the tazer match but
Hall wound up knocking him out to end the show. The other main event
saw the Flairs beat Curt Hennig and Barry Windham when David got a
pin thanks to Arn Anderson. Hollywood Hogan came in and beat up
David after the match as Ric had to watch, which should set up
SuperBrawl. Let’s get to it.

We
open with stills from last night of the tag match before going to the
back to see Flair freaking out and throwing trash cans. Hogan will
pay for what he did.
The
NWO limo arrives and the Horsemen attack it with tire irons but the
limo pulls off.
Flair
comes out to the arena and rants about how Hogan works for him. The
title match is made official for SuperBrawl. Flair says that it’s
not him challenging because Hogan is going to have to kill him to
keep the title. Hogan may have kids of his own, but he isn’t man
enough to do anything by himself.
That
brings Flair to Bischoff, who he knows is behind everything that
happened last night. Bischoff comes out to the stage and has a mic
of his own. Ric says Bishcoff has the chance to do something
promoters have wanted to do for years, but we have to wait for the
fans to boo Bischoff out of the building first. Tonight it’s Flair
vs. Bischoff but Eric doesn’t seem to think it’s happening. His
contract doesn’t say he’s a wrestler but Flair offers to put up his
hair. That’s not enough for Eric and the match still isn’t on.
Flair ups the ante and says Bischoff can have control back.
Now
Eric is interested but David Flair comes out and yells loudly about
what Bischoff did last night. David wants to fight Bischoff tonight
and Eric is really interested. Now the deal is Bischoff vs. David
with Flair’s hair and control of the company on the line. Bischoff
leaves so Ric throws in Bischoff’s hair as a bonus stipulation. That
was quite the rapid fire exchange.
Opening
sequence.
Stills
of the main event and Cruiserweight Title match from last night.
Nitro
Girls.
More
stills of the ladder match.
Chris
Jericho vs. Booker T.
This
was set up last night when Jericho interrupted a Booker interview.
Booker raises the roof to start and Jericho gets annoyed. A
wristlock into a clothesline puts Jericho down and he complains about
whatever he can think of. He ducks a second clothesline but walks
into a spinning kick to the face for two instead. A missed dropkick
lets Booker catapult Jericho into the buckle and a belly to back gets
two. Jericho sends him outside for a springboard dive to take him
down.
Jericho
grabs a suplex of his own for the arrogant two but the spinning
sunset flip out of the corner gets two for Booker. We hit the
chinlock by the Canadian before a knee sends Booker outside again for
some choking. Back in and a nice springboard forearm gets two before
Jericho goes after the back for a bit.
To
the shock of no one, the announcers have ignored the match almost
entirely to talk about Flair vs. Bischoff. Jericho goes up for the
jump into a raised boot spot, allowing Booker to hit the side kick
and spinebuster for two. Chris comes back with a flapjack but Booker
spins up and hits another kick, followed by the missile dropkick for
the win.
Rating:
C+. This is what would help a
lot of WCW’s problems: a nice, back and forth wrestling match.
Booker continues his steady rise up the card due to staying away from
all of the main event nonsense. It’s very nice to see him getting a
push like this as he puts on some of the most consistently good
matches week in and week out.
JJ
Dillon suspends Scott Dickinson for thirty days. Also we’re getting
Hall vs. Goldberg vs. Bigelow tonight. Dillon makes the Flair vs.
Bischoff match official because apparently it wasn’t earlier.
We
recap the opening segment and
the announcers talk about it for awhile.
Gene
is having a sitdown interview with Rey Mysterio Jr. and asks him why
he hasn’t shed the LWO colors. Rey says the red, white and green are
his brown pride and it’s not his time yet. Gene asks if the mask
means the same thing it meant when he debuted and Rey says of course
it does. The mask will never come off because it’s who he is. That
question came out of nowhere. Also Rey isn’t intimidated by the NWO
and will face Lex Luger
anytime.
Here
are the same stills of the Flair match that opened the show.
David
Flair vs. Eric Bischoff
This
is going much earlier than I expected. David
comes out on his own here for some reason. We get an old school
weapons check and now we’re ready to go. Some light kicks put David
down and Bischoff walks over his back. Back up and David hits
Bischoff with a roll of quarters for the pin, despite Bischoff’s foot
being in the ropes and David pouring the coins over Bischoff after
the match.
The
Horsemen come out and we get the shaving. Bischoff’s
hair goes from jet black to gray in front of our eyes. Eric wakes up
and of course freaks out. It’s nice to see Bischoff get what’s
coming to him, but just like the match three weeks ago, how many
people remember this as compared to the Starrcade match?
A
replay shows that Randy Anderson slipped Flair the roll of quarters.
Schiavone, the most biased announcer of all time, is totally fine
with this.
Jericho
is with JJ Dillon in the back and makes it clear that Saturn has to
wear a dress all the time when
he’s in the arena, not just
in the ring. Saturn comes up and says he’ll do it.
Here’s
Konnan with something to say. Konnan
talks about his former teammates being traitors and being in cahoots
with Hogan since the team started. Nash and Luger got him back on
his feet when his life was falling apart and then they turned their
backs on him. When they did that, they turned on these people who
put him here tonight. Konnan is going to be on them like a pair of
tight jeans. He’ll get
whatever help he needs and is coming for every member of the NWO he
can. This was actually a really solid and serious promo from Konnan,
which isn’t something you expect.
Stills
of Luger vs. Konnan. Makes sense.
Stills
of the Flair match from last night. Egads we get it already.
World
Tag Team Tournament First Round: Bobby Duncum Jr./Mike Enos vs. Faces
of Fear
In
case you weren’t bored enough by the first go around on Thunder where
the NWO interfered. It’s a
brawl to start until we get down to Meng vs. Bobby. Duncum
takes him down and dives over the top rope to take out Barbarian as
well. Back in and everything breaks down again with a spike
piledriver planting Barbarian and the Kick of Fear from Meng knocking
Bobby on top for two.
Meng
kicks Enos down as well and the Faces of Fear take over. A
nice double top rope headbutt have Enos in big trouble and the
standing version of the same
move makes it even worse.
Meng loads up a backslide of
all things as everything breaks down again. The referee lets it go
on far longer than you would expect before Meng plants Enos with a
piledriver (not a tombstone Tony) and we cut to a split screen to
show the NWO arriving. Hogan
is ticked off about Bischoff’s hair and the NWO is coming to the
ring. After some more
brawling, the Red and Black comes in for the no contest.
Rating:
D+. This started off as a fun
brawl but went on WAY too long. The Faces of Fear are like the Nasty
Boys: if you let them do their trashy brawling they’re fine, but when
you try to make them have a wrestling match, things get bad in a
hurry. Duncum’s dive at the beginning was good but he almost
vanished after that.
Nash
reiterates that there won’t be a tournament. Hall says the hair cut
is Armageddon for WCW and shows us David’s blood on his weight belt.
The title match is accepted for SuperBrawl and that’s about it.
Package
on Goldberg vs. Hall vs. Bigelow.
Disco
Inferno vs. Wrath
The
dancer has the Wolfpack shirt and is wearing red and black tights.
Wrath shoves him around to
start and hits some hard chops. Tony talks about Alex Wright not
showing up to be in Disco’s corner for reasons not explained. Hall
sneaks out with the tazer as Wrath drives knees into the ribs. Disco
comes back with the swinging neckbreaker and dancing elbow for two
before we hit the chinlock.
Some
shots to the knees have Wrath in more trouble but he backdrops Disco
with ease. A hard dropkick puts Disco on the floor and Wrath follows
up with a slingshot elbow to the jaw back inside. The Death Penalty
looks to set up the Meltdown but Hall uses the Tazer to distract
Wrath, allowing Disco to hit the Chartbuster for the upset.
Rating:
D+. And that’s it for Wrath
meaning anything at all. As soon as the first loss happened you
could tell his career was going down, but this is a big fall down for
him. This isn’t one that you can say he’s going to bounce back from
either. Wrath’s push is officially dead in the water and he’s
another talent wasted in WCW.
Nitro
Girls but Scott Steiner
interrupts. Scott hits on Chae but switches over to Kimberly to
insult DDP a bit. End
segment.
Scott
Steiner vs. Perry Saturn
Non-title
but Steiner doesn’t even
have the belt with him anyway. Steiner
rants about seeing Saturn in a dress in the back and wanting to beat
some sense into him. Steiner
makes sure to throw in a gay slur before getting punched in the face.
Saturn hammers away for a
bit and knocks Steiner to the floor, only to get kicked low back
inside to stop the momentum.
Now
it’s Saturn being knocked to the floor and sent into the barricade.
Steiner takes a Michigan hat
from a fan to really tick off the crowd but Saturn comes back with a
suplex and right hands. A
dropkick sends Steiner to the floor and a big dive puts him down as
well. Back in and the top
rope splash gets two as Saturn has to lay out Bagwell. Buff
breaks up the Death Valley Driver and a belly to belly suplex lets
Steiner put on the Recliner for the win.
Rating:
D+. This was a bad clash of
styles as Saturn works a more athletic style as compared to Steiner’s
brawling. It didn’t work that well and the match was all over the
place. Saturn was trying, but the dress looks more out of place here
than I thought it was going to. Not
a terrible match but it was an odd pairing.
Nitro
Girls again.
Clips
of Luger attacking Mysterio last week.
Here
are Nash, Luger and the now augmented Liz with something to say.
Nash: “Yo yo yo let me
speak on this. OIL OF OLAY!” He heard what Konnan said but even
Konnan knows that without the Wolfpack, he’d still be jerking the
curtain. Konnan has no heart, endurance or soul and can talk about
salads and potatoes all he wants, but all that matters is the money.
Luger says he’ll take Rey’s mask if they get in the ring together
tonight. He’ll even let Rey
off if Rey hands the Wolfpack the mask in advance.
Scott
Steiner goes into the Nitro Girls’ locker room but security
runs him off.
Psychosis
vs. Juventud Guerrera
Psychosis
chops away to start and takes Juvy down with a quick swinging
neckbreaker. Juvy comes back with a headscissors and we take an
early break. Back with Psychosis taking Juvy down and we hit the
chinlock. A running
dropkick puts Juvy on the floor and a bottom rope suplex brings him
back inside for two. Juvy
quickly goes up but gets dropkicked out of the air for another two
count. Psychosis fights out
of a superplex attempt by crotching Juvy to send him outside.
It’s
Psychosis hitting the big dive to send Guerrera into the barricade
before a missile dropkick to the back of the head gets two on Juvy.
Back up and Psychosis tries
a German suplex but Juvy backflips out. Now obviously Psychosis
should know Juvy flipped out as he could feel Juvy escape and also he
didn’t hear Juvy hit the mat. Therefore, why he stood with his back
to Juvy and celebrated is anyone’s guess. Why he turned around when
Juvy was shouting JUVY DRIVER is due to general stupidity.
Thankfully
he spins out and hits a reverse suplex for
another two count. Juvy has been watching his Kidman tapes as he
counters a powerbomb into something resembling a DDT. The 450 is
countered with another crotching but he does the same to break up the
guillotine legdrop. A superplex is countered into a top rope sitout
gordbuster, setting up the guillotine legdrop to give Psychosis the
pin.
Rating:
B-. Well that was rather
surprising. It’s nice to see a little curve thrown in there every
now and then to keep things from getting too predictable. Thankfully
that gordbuster wasn’t wasted on another near fall as Juvy should
have been out cold for about a week after something that big.
Lex
Luger vs. Rey Mysterio Jr.
The
bell rings and Luger asks for a mic. He offers to let Mysterio leave
in exchange for his mask and shirt. Rey
says no and gets pummeled for his efforts before Luger throws him
around with ease. Lex misses a charge into the corner and Mysterio
hammers away before getting two off a split legged moonsault. Luger
comes right back with a powerslam as Nash comes out. A press slam
draws cheers from Big Kev and there’s the running forearm for good
measure. Luger wants the mask and Rey gets all fired up but Nash
comes in for the DQ.
Rating:
D+. This was more of an angle
than a match but I’ll give them points for having Rey in there with
some far bigger names for a change. It’s like they’re actually
trying someone else out in a higher level instead of having him run
around in cirles for months on end. Imagine that.
Post
match Luger and Nash hammer on Rey until Konnan makes the save with a
chair. Logical story
progression.
We
see Diamond Dallas Page at the ground breaking of the Nitro Grill in
Las Vegas.
Steiner
follows Kimberly into a bathroom but security intervenes again.
Scott
Hall vs. Bam Bam Bigelow vs. Goldberg
Bigelow
and Goldberg double team Hall to start and the fans chant as you
would expect them to. Goldberg
gets jumped by the other bald guy but he knocks him down with ease.
Now it’s Goldberg being double teamed but he spears both guys down at
the same time to fire the crowd up again. Hall
breaks up the Jackhammer on Bigelow so Goldberg hits it on him
instead, only to have the NWO come in for the no contest. Too short
to rate but Goldberg dominated most of it.
Goldberg
is in trouble but the Horsemen come out with Flair chasing off the
entire A-Team on his own.
He catches Hall and chops him down before chasing the limo off to end
the show.
Overall
Rating:
C+. It’s not a great
show but it’s WAY better than the stuff they’ve been doing lately.
This show had some good wrestling on it and some nice, logical story
progression to cap it off. Hogan vs. Flair is the logical match for
the next pay per view main event and thankfully they’ve got a lot of
time to set up the match instead of having to fly through the build
like they did for Souled Out.
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Monday Nitro – January 11, 1999

By Scott Keith on 4th June 2014

Monday
Nitro #171
Date:
January 11, 1999
Location:
Thompson-Boling Arena, Knoxville, Tennessee
Attendance:
13,024
Commentators:
Mike Tenay, Larry Zbyszko, Tony Schiavone, Bobby Heenan
Reviewed by Tommy Hall
Tonight
we should be finding out some of the matches for Souled Out. Why
should it be tonight? Well that’s because tonight is the go home
Nitro for the pay per view. In its infinite wisdom, WCW had
Starrcade, then Flair winning power the next night, then the
Fingerpoke of Doom the next week, then Souled out less than two weeks
later. The only match announced so far is David/Ric Flair vs.
Hennig/Windham. Our big story at the moment is Nash vs. Giant to be
the real big man of the NWO. Flair also promises to deal with the
team tonight. Let’s get to it.

We
open with a recap of Hogan announcing Nash vs. Giant for tonight.
One might think putting this on the pay per view would be a good
idea, but why do that when you can do it for free with four days’
build?
Here’s
Flair for the opening chat. Gene asks him about the match at Souled
Out and Flair lets out a huge MEEEEEAN WOO! BY GOD GENE because
Bischoff hates it. Flair talks about he and his son coming to get
some of Windham and Hennig on SUnday. This brings us to Hogan, who
is signed up through 2001, so he’s not going to Hollywood or the
White House. Good to see Flair keeping his sworn enemy around for
two years.
Flair
also brings out JJ Dillon as the Chairman of the Executive Committee,
along with more money, a new car and a female limousine driver. JJ
makes his first match: Hogan defending the title at SuperBrawl
against someone to be named by WCW. On Sunday, we’re also getting
Goldberg vs. Hall in a shock stick above the ring match for the main
event.
Ric
has one more piece of business to tend to: the LWO. They come out
minus a few members (Gene: “Que Pasa?”) and Flair calls them the
most talented people in the world. He knows Eddie is in the hospital
right now with a broken leg and knows the NWO had something to do
with it. That’s something I miss in wrestling. Why do we have to
know the real reason someone is hurt or injured? Blame it on someone
else and make a story out of it.
So
what if the real story is online? Is it that much harder to believe
than some of the other gaps in logic/stories you hear on TV? Look at
the injury to Daniel Bryan (in 2014 in case you’re reading this in
like 50 years). Instead of having him announce his broken neck and
then get beaten down by Kane, don’t have him mention anything and
have Kane attack him. Kane looks like a monster, Bryan gets off TV,
everyone wins.
Anyway
Flair tells them to take the shirts off and join the WCW bandwagon.
They’re promised money, cars, women, or whatever else they want.
Most of them take the shirts off and Flair promises to go to Tijuana
with Juvy next week. Rey won’t take off the colors ironically
enough, but who needs Rey Mysterio when you have a Villano and
Damien? We’re STILL not done though as Flair knows we’re a match
short so he puts himself in a match with Curt Hennig.
Video
on Flair and tradition. He gets to list off people like Jack Brisco
and Wahoo McDaniel because that’s what half of his promos are about.
The
announcers talk for a bit and hint at Eric Bischoff having a new
assignment.
Clip
of the LWO getting beaten down on Thunder.
Gene
brings out Saturn because we don’t have enough talking to open this
show yet. Saturn talks about how great Flair is before saying he got
ripped off. He wants a rematch with Jericho and gets both Chris and
Ralphus. Jericho says the record books show two straight fair wins
over Saturn and now Perry is out here caterwauling like a ten year
old.
Saturn
is crying so much he should be wearing a dress. That’s a good idea
and Jericho pitches a third match and if Saturn loses, he wears a
dress for the rest of his career. Saturn says no but Jericho runs
his mouth long enough to get the deal made. Chris is worried that
Saturn doesn’t have the legs to make the dress work.
The
Cat vs. Perry Saturn
Scott
Dickinson is referee because this story won’t die. Miller tries a
sneak attack to start but gets suplexed down and hammered on in the
corner. A ticked off Saturn pounds away with right hands but
Dickinson physically pulls him off. The announcers try to tell us a
history between Saturn and Dickinson but they lose me as soon as I
remember it’s about a mostly bald referee.
Miller
kicks him in the leg and poses a lot before we hit the chinlock. A
dropkick to the knee puts Perry down again (Tony calls it a knee to
the ribs because he’s stupid in 1999) but Saturn comes back with a
quick suplex. He hits a frog splash but Dickinson is with Sonny
Onoo, allowing Jericho to come in and hit Saturn with a shovel. It
knocks Saturn into Dickinson though and that’s a DQ.
Rating:
D. Did Saturn run over
Bischoff’s dog or something? He’s plummeted through the floor since
the biggest push of his career and it seems like it’s just going
further and further. I don’t know why I’m surprised, but I don’t see
why the Dickinson stuff is needed at all. This same story could be
told with just Jericho.
Jericho
puts Saturn in a dress.
We
see Flair ranting about Bischoff on Thunder.
Opening
sequence, about 40 minutes into the show.
Nitro
Girls.
Time
for more not wrestling as we see Bischoff arriving in Atlanta for a
meeting with WCW and Turner brass. Bischoff’s security card doesn’t
work so he has to call the receptionist to get in. It’s funny you
see. He has to sign in and this is humiliating I guess. Security
guard: “Mr. Bischoff….” Eric: “Do you know who I am?”
Security guard: “No sir.” Eric is shown waiting presumably for
hours for Flair and ranting to the new receptionist.
Ric
will finally see him and apparently the secretary has a new house and
stock options. Flair is in Bischoff’s old office, complete with a
robe hanging from the coat rack. Bischoff liked a few moments of
last Monday and claims no responsibility for what happened with the
NWO. Flair promises to spend ninety days (isn’t it like 80 now?)
making Bischoff as miserable as he can. Ric gives Bischoff all of
the personal stuff he left in the office and assigns him to the ring
crew. Bischoff gets to ride in the truck down to Knoxville. This
ate up over eight minutes for one joke. Tony promises more on this
later.
Now
it’s back to Gene who has a cake. He brings out Chavo Guerrero Jr.
and of course Pepe…..for the horse’s birthday. We get a huge HAPPY
BIRTHDAY sing a long until Norman Smiley comes out to bring some
sanity to this show. Actually scratch that as he’s upset about not
being invited and wants to make amends with the horse. Smiley of
course attacks Chavo, sends him into the cake and does the Big
Wiggle. This still isn’t done though as Norman takes Pepe outside
and throws him in a conveniently placed wood chipper.
Hour
#2 begins with us looking in on Raven playing Backgammon with James
(Sandman). Raven asks to see his high school yearbook and is told
it’s in the garage. He goes to find it but instead finds a folded up
picture of Roddy Piper. James asks what that is but Raven quickly
brushes him off.
The
NWO motorcade arrives and the Black and White wants to know why they
didn’t get such a nice entourage. Hogan, thankfully without the
flannel shirt, walks to the ring flanked by the Hell’s Angels. The
bikers rev their engines a lot then leave so Hogan can talk.
Hollywood talks about being under contract and winning the title in a
hard fought battle. He’ll still be president of course.
Nash,
a former Tennessee Volunteer, promises to show the world who the real
giant is. Scott Steiner says he’ll beat up Diamond Dallas Page and
threatens to hurt Schiavone if he calls Page the People’s Champion
again. He promises to show Kimberly what it’s like to be with a real
man. Hogan thanks the Angels and that’s it. This interview proved
one thing: we’re not getting an explanation for the NWO’s merging are
we?
Kaz
Hayashi vs. Rey Mysterio Jr.
A
quick headscissors puts Kaz down and gets sent to the floor for a big
old flip dive over the top. Back in and a slingshot headscissors
drops Hayashi again but here’s Lex Luger to attack Kaz for the DQ
after less than two minutes.
Luger
wants to know why Rey didn’t take the shirt off and decks the
“helpless” Rey (Tony’s word as Rey was standing there looking at
Luger when Lex jumped him, because there’s no way a small guy could
ever fight a big one). A quick comeback is thwarted by Luger as the
announcers make it sound like Rey is 12 years old and worthless.
Konnan
calmly walks down for the save but doesn’t attack Luger. Instead
Konnan says there’s no point to attack Rey because he’s no threat to
the NWO and doesn’t have a title they want. Luger says he (Luger)
wasn’t in Konnan’s video so they don’t have to do everything
together. Nash comes in and the beatdown is on. Hall zaps him a few
times and Konnan is off the team. The fans want Sting but get no
one.
We
see Hogan making Giant vs. Nash tonight.
Here’s
Giant with something to say. Giant admits that he was suckered in by
Macho Man (who hasn’t been seen since that one appearance) and he’s
sick of Hogan complaining about it. Tonight, he’s fighting to get a
piece of Nash and then a piece of Hogan. He’s about to unwrap
himself from the wrong things he’s gotten caught up in.
Booker
T. vs. Lenny Lane
This
is what we’ve waited for? Feeling out process to start with Booker
grabbing a headlock and easily taking Lane down. A running forearm
puts Lane on the floor and Booker rams him into the barricade. Back
in and Lane scores a boot to the jaw and a bulldog but stops to
showboat. T. shrugs them off and it’s a side kick, the ax kick, the
spinebuster and another side kick to pin Lane.
Rating:
D+. This was nothing special
and there wasn’t all that much to it. At the end of the day, we’re
an hour and a half into this show and this is the longest match we’ve
gotten so far and the rest has been a lot of talking. Booker
continues to fight his way through the card and is getting no
recognition for it. Is
there any shock that so many people left?
We
get an NWO produced sitdown chat between Hogan and Nash talking about
how awesome their match was. Tony brings up a good point: Why did
Flair allow this to be on the show?
Recap
of the Hell’s Angels being here and not doing anything earlier.
TV
Title: Diamond Dallas Page vs. Scott Steiner
Steiner
is defending and Page has walking pneumonia. Scott
shoves Page into the corner a few times but gets caught by the
driving shoulders and some right hands. Page
fights off both Steiner and Bagwell to finally fire up this crowd.
Bagwell breaks up a superplex attempt and Page is in trouble. The
beating begins as Steiner throws him to the floor and stomps away
before sending Page into the barricade.
Back
in and a running kick to the head has Page in even more trouble as
the crowd is already dead. The spinning belly to belly gets two and
Scott yells at the referee for counting slowly. Off to a chinlock
for a few moments before a hard clothesline sets up Scott’s pushups.
Bagwell
gets in some cheap shots on the floor but Page nails Steiner with a
discus lariat for a quick two. Steiner charges into a boot in the
corner and Page makes his comeback with right hands and clotheslines.
The Pancake connects but Vincent comes in for a distraction so
Steiner can shove Page into the referee. Bagwell
throws powder into Page’s eyes so Vincent
takes a Diamond Cutter. Page
thinks it’s Steiner, even though Vincent is wearing a shirt,
allowing Steiner
to hit
some bad chair shots to set up the Recliner for the three arm drops.
Rating:
D. I waited this long for a
match this bad? It wasn’t so much the action but that it’s the same
NWO formula we had for so long but with an ending instead of the lame
run in. I feel sorry for this crowd as they’ve sat through a very
boring show and now they get this match as one of the features on
this show. Also what was the point of the powder? They could have
done the exact same thing without Page being blinded.
Goldberg
talks about Starrcade being a big mistake when he thought Nash would
have a faie match. He won’t make that mistake again. Ignore the
fact that it wasn’t cheating as there were no disqualifications.
We
see Bischoff setting up the ring earlier. This is supposed to
entertain us somehow. Seriously it’s just several minutes of the guy
in charge of the ring yelling at Bischoff for being slow and Bischoff
insulting him.
Another
clip of Nash winning the title and
the end of last week’s show because
we have to fill this show with as many replays, videos and interviews
as we can.
Now
it’s a REPLAY OF BISCHOFF PUTTING UP THE RING. Just…..wow.
Scott
Hall vs. Bam Bam Bigelow
The
fans aren’t interested in the idea of Goldberg getting shocked again.
Bigelow runs him over to
start and stops the driving shoulders with a clothesline. A poke to
the eye has Bigelow in trouble and Hall slowly hammers away in the
corner. Another clothesline puts Hall down and a delayed vertical
suplex gets the same. Disco Inferno comes out for a distraction as
Wrath shoves Bigelow off the top. Inferno slides Hall a taser which
the referee somehow doesn’t hear, even though the cameras pick up the
sound, allowing Hall to fall on top for the pin.
Rating:
D-. This was somehow even less
interesting than the previous match with punches and clotheslines
before two run-ins and an electric stick got the pin in a four minute
match. I’d guess this sets up Wrath vs. Bigelow at the pay per view,
which puts us at I believe
four matches for the show.
More
from Goldberg, saying Nash knows he can’t beat him on his own.
Luger’s turn surprised
Goldberg more than anyone else for some reason.
Wrath
and Bigelow got in a fight in the back to set up their match. Not
that we get to SEE this or anything, but here’s a clip of Nash nearly
killing Giant a year ago.
Nitro
Girls.
Ric
Flair vs. Curt Hennig
Feeling
out process to start with Flair slapping him in the face a few times.
Despite hating Hennig, Ric goes for a hammerlock and struts a bit.
A backdrop puts Flair down
and Barry Windham is at ringside less than a minute in. David Flair
comes out to even things up as well as he can and we go to a break.
Tony: “The tape machines are rolling.” Heenan: “BUT NO ONE IS
RUNNING THE MACHINES!”
Back
with Hennig eating an elbow in the corner but slamming Flair off the
top. Curt slaps on the Figure Four but Ric pokes him in the eye to
escape. Hennig sends him
outside for a Flair Flop right in front of David. They send each
other into the barricade until Flair takes him inside for a suplex to
put both guys down. Back up and they collide to put each other down
again. Ric sends him outside and Barry nails David. They get back
in and Ric puts on the Figure Four, drawing in Barry for the DQ.
Rating:
D+. I can only give it that
because it’s slightly better than the previous two matches. The
opening part of the match drove me crazy though as Ric is supposed to
hate Hennig but treated him like any run of the mill jobber at the
beginning. The idea of Ric and David wrestling a tag match together
makes my head hurt, but that could just be the migraine that this
show is giving me.
Goldberg
says the phrase is now Who’s Left. He finally says Hall is first.
Nitro
Girls.
Giant
vs. Kevin Nash
Buffer
says this is the home of the NCAA Champions of the Universe. Giant
seemed like he quit the NWO earlier but comes out to their music
here. You can’t blame them for not remembering that as their minds
are still recovering from the comedic genius of Eric Bischoff using a
wrench and carrying ropes. The
trade poses to start and a headbutt staggers Nash before Giant stomps
away in the corner. Nash avoids a charge and gets two off a big boot
and an elbow drop.
Kevin
hammers away in the corner as Tony points out that Sunday is the
first WCW Souled Out rather than the third NWO Souled Out. I’d still
love to hear the meetings where WCW thought people would care about
which organization was putting on the pay per views at any point
after the first Souled Out when it was still a new idea. Nash
hits the picture frame elbow in the corner and
Hall gets in a shot of his own.
We
get a nice power display as Nash slams Giant but the bigger man
powers out of the Jackknife attempt. Hall comes in and gets taken
down as well before splashing both of them in the corner. A double
headbutt puts them down and Hall gets chokeslammed. Nash pulls out a
wrench (apparently the same one Bischoff used earlier in the day,
which is treated as a big deal for some reason) to knock out Giant,
literally with the referee looking right at them, for the pin.
Rating:
D. And that’s it for Giant in
WCW. It’s really hard to feel bad for him when he went on to become
a multiple time World Champion and multimillionaire in the WWF, but
it’s always bothered me that Giant never got to beat Nash even once.
Giant would be 27 a month
after this and still has a
pretty high profile job fifteen years later. This is the start of a
trend for the WWF: taking young stars from WCW instead of the older
veterans. Giant would be the first of many and it would slowly chip
away at WCW’s future.
Giant
gets spray painted to end the show, giving
me a flashback to two and a half years ago.
Overall
Rating:
F. This was one of the
worst shows Nitro has ever produced. The best match of the night was
either Booker T.’s glorified squash of Lenny Lane or Flair vs. Hennig
in a nothing match ended with a run-in DQ. Other
than that it was a night of recaps, unfunny comedy bits as Bischoff
is humiliated, and videos that don’t go anywhere.
One
thing I don’t think WCW ever got: most fans really didn’t care about
the tradition that they kept talking about. Their idea of tradition
seemed like the same old people instead of the same old style, and
that just wasn’t going to work. It was an idea when the NWO was a
different offering, but now that idea has gotten stale as well. With
both options being dull, why should I watch?
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Monday Nitro – December 21, 1998

By Scott Keith on 14th May 2014

Monday
Nitro #168
Date:
December 21, 1998
Location: TWA Dome, St. Louis, Missouri
Attendance:
29,000
Commentators:
Mike Tenay, Bobby Heenan, Larry Zbyszko, Tony Schiavone
Reviewed by Tommy Hall
It’s
the go home show for Starrcade and the top part of the card is set.
Unfortunately even after Thunder, I’m pretty sure only four matches
have been announced. The main idea for tonight will probably be just
tying up loose ends before we get to Sunday, meaning there isn’t
likely to be much of note tonight. Let’s get to it.

We
open with a LONG recap of the NWO forming and Bischoff joining them a
few months later. This sets up Flair vs. Bischoff at Starrcade.
The
announcers do their thing.
Fit
Finlay vs. Scott Putski
Feeling
out process to start with neither guy really wanting to do anything.
Finlay takes him down to the mat and cranks on a headlock with Larry
pointing out how the forearm is right in Putski’s jaw. A hard back
elbow is enough to put Putski down again and Finlay cranks on an
early chinlock.
The
announcers talk about how Flair has Bischoff running scared. The
heart attack isn’t mentioned at all, making me think it’s going to be
completely wasted and forgotten about in just a few weeks. To be
fair that’s probably not the worst thing in the world. Finlay shifts
over to a leg lock and we take a break. In this match? Seriously?
Back
with Putski fighting back with some forearms but being taken down
again with a knee to the ribs. We hit the headlock again as this
match has already been going far longer than I would have expected it
to. If nothing else the announcers get to ignore the match even
longer than they would have in normal circumstances.
Putski
fights up again and starts his real comeback. He nails a nice middle
rope dropkick and a running clothesline as the announcers actually
pay attention here for a few moments. This match has to be ending
soon as it’s been going for over ten minutes already. I can’t
remember the last time a main event got that long. As I say that,
Putski misses the Polish Hammer and walks into the tombstone to give
Finlay the pin.
Rating:
D. We’re coming up on the
biggest show of the yere, there are four matches announced for the
show, and the first commercial break is during what is probably the
longest match Scott Putski ever had on TV. Who in the world thought
this was something we needed to see?
Recap
of Flair vs. Bischoff.
Here’s
Ernest Miller to run his mouth about the same stuff he always runs
his mouth about, but Santa Claus is in the aisle with presents.
Chavo
Guerrero Jr. vs. Kaz Hayashi
Kaz
jumps Chavo at the bell but Chavo easily sends him into the corner
and stomps away to take over. Some forearms in the corner sets up an
armbar from Guerrero. Hayashi fights back with a quick dropkick but
misses a charge into the corner and gets taken down by the tornado
DDT for a fast pin.
Video
on Goldberg vs. Nash vs. Bigelow from last week.
Nash
comes out for the hard sell on Sunday, which isn’t something he’s all
that great at but hey, he’s booking the company so it must be the
right move. He talks about being World Champion for a year and
defending the title 197 times in that span. While Goldberg is out
doing movies and TV Guide, Nash has been getting ready. On Sunday,
he’ll become the man by beating the man (yes he acknowledges it’s a
Flair line).
Kanyon
tells Gene that Raven has been in therapy for years. Raven thinks
his mom was here last week to get fifteen minutes of fame like Judy
Bagwell and hits Kanyon for making fun of him. This brings in
Raven’s mom who finally convinces Scotty (Raven) to come home and get
some help.
Here’s
Bischoff to run his mouth. He says his usual stuff about Ric and
Flair’s family, but we cut to the back to see the Horsemen beating
down Scott Norton with a pipe. Flair heads to the ring and Bischoff
takes off. Ric says he’ll kill Bischoff if he gets his hands on him
tonight. The fans were WAY into this.
Video
on Page vs. Giant.
Wrath
vs. Lizmark Jr.
Wrath
shoves the luchador down to start and easily shoves him into the
corner for some knees to the ribs. Lizmark’s dropkick has no effect
as he gets caught in a side slam for two. A back elbow puts him on
the floor and Wrath follows him out to continue the beating. We hit
a chinlock for a few seconds before Wrath misses a charge into the
corner. Not that it matters as he comes back with a Rock Bottom and
the Meltdown for the pin.
Christmas
Nitro Girls.
Nitro
Party.
Rey
Mysterio Jr. vs. Eddie Guerrero
Eddie
rants a bit more about Rey screwing with the rest of the LWO. They
start fast with Rey monkey flipping Eddie into the ropes and
dropkicking him out to the floor. Rey tries a dive but flies into
the barricade to give Eddie control. Eddie whips him hard into the
steps before taking it back inside to yell at the fans. We hit the
Gory Stretch as Tenay tries to figure out why Eddie keeps Rey in the
LWO.
A
neckbreaker drops Rey again and Eddie puts on a modified Sharpshooter
while also pulling on Rey’s arm. Rey reverses a suplex to take Eddie
out to the floor but Eddie comes back with a top rope hurricanrana.
The crowd is almost dead here for some reason. We hit a camel clutch
with Eddie ripping a hole in Rey’s mask around the eye. The referee
makes him break so Eddie nails a great looking release German suplex.
Rey
comes back with a springboard headscissors to send Eddie to the floor
but a shot to the bad knee puts him right back down. Eddie wisely
goes to the knee and cranks on it with a basic hold. We hit an STF
from Eddie before taking a break. Back with Rey reversing an
inverted Gory Special into a cradle for two but Eddie reverses into
one of his own for the same.
The
brainbuster looks to set up the Frog Splash but Eddie has to roll
through when Rey gets to his feet. Mysterio avoids a charge in the
corner to make Eddie crotch himself against the steel. A big dive
sends Eddie into the barricade but he’s able to sidestep a
springboard missile dropkick back inside. They slug it out in the
corner with Rey taking over off a double leg Fameasser. A top rope
hurricanrana sends Eddie to the apron and a baseball slide into an
ankle scissors drags him to the floor.
The
announcers are actually talking about the Cruiserweight Title match
on Sunday if you can believe that. Back in and Eddie takes over with
a flapjack and a stiff powerbomb for two. A second attempt is
countered and another headscissors gets two on Guerrero. The referee
is knocked to the floor and here’s the bodyguard to the apron. Rey
avoids a dropkick to send the guard to the floor as well but here’s
Kidman on the apron. He loads up a forearm on Eddie but hits
Mysterio by mistake, giving Guerrero the pin.
Rating:
B. This is one of those
pairings that is going to work no matter what they’re doing together.
It even worked here here
where they slowed things down a bit due to Eddie wanting to hurt Rey
for all the problems Mysterio has caused and
Mysterio having to fight back with whatever leverage move he can. On
top of that we get some build for Sunday. Good stuff here.
Here’s
Scott Steiner to brag about being in the state of St. Louis,
Missouri. He’s here to recruit Mark McGwire to the NWO and brings
out….Bagwell dressed as McGwire. I think you can figure out this
one for yourselves. Bagwell says he loves the NWO, takes some andro
(a then legal substance that McGwire took in the year he broke the
single season home run record) and says he’d be nothing without it.
Steiner burns the Cardinals hat and jersey while insulting the city.
Total filler.
Norman
Smiley vs. Prince Iaukea
Oh….joy.
Iaukea goes right after Smiley to start and grabs a rollup for two.
Norman comes back with an elbow and it’s time to dance! The Prince
rakes his eye and hits Norman rather low before getting two off
something resembling an Angle Slam. Not that it matters as Norman
comes back with the crossface chicken wing for the fast submission.
Nothing much here.
Barry
Windham vs. Van Hammer
Windham
takes over with chops in the corner followed by a suplex but here’s
Flair before things go too far.
Ric
fires away chops of his own and knees Windham low to put him down.
Barry is thrown to the floor and into the barricade before another
low blow puts him down again. Ric goes after the eyes and hits
Windham low two more times. He fishhooks Barry’s mouth and hits him
in the head before taking it back inside. Flair loads up Shattered
Dreams but has to deal with Vincent. This brings out Arn Anderson to
help out and stomp Vincent to pieces. Benoit and Malenko stop Horace
and Adams and they all brawl to the back. Security mace and cuff
Benoit and Malenko but leave the NWO guys alone.
Back
in the arena Flair is all fired up and has a mic. He rants (would
you expect anything else?) about Bischoff trying to break his career
and life, but then one day Flair’s son Reid asked why Flair didn’t
just beat Bischoff up and wrestle again. This brings out Bischoff
who is acting apologetic, causing Anderson to almost have to hold
Flair back. Security stops Flair and handcuffs him, but Flair still
promises to kill Bischoff on Sunday. The heart attack stuff was
barely mentioned at all here.
Booker
T. vs. Jerry Flynn
I
don’t see this being very competitive. Booker nails a quick forearm
to start but eats a spin kick. Flynn hits a knee and elbow, only to
walk into the ax kick. That modified spinebuster sets up the
Spinarooni and the missile dropkick is enough to pin Jerry in less
than two minutes.
Lex
Luger vs. Kenny Kaos
Kaos
doesn’t have his title belt with him. Seriously, why put it on him
in the first place? Luger hiptosses him down to start but walks into
a hard slam and some posing from Kenny. Back up and Luger grabs a
slam of his own, only to be raked in the eyes. Kenny hammers away
with basic offense before a middle rope legdrop gets two. Tony
finally mentions that Kaos is half of the Tag Team Champions as Luger
makes his comeback with the usual stuff. Rage comes out and
distracts Rage, which makes absolutely no difference as Luger was
about to Rack him anyway for the submission.
Rating:
D. They don’t even remember to
bring the title belt out while the jobber champion is getting
squashed. There’s so much wrong with that statement that I don’t
even know where to start. For the life of me I do not understand the
thinking behind putting the title on Kaos. I could probably come up
with two dozen people that would make more sense and be a better
option than he was and somehow that’s not an exaggeration
High
Voltage argues post match. Again, why in the world did Kaos need to
be a Tag Team Champion?
TV
Title: Konnan vs. Alex Wright
Konnan
is defending so we get to see part of his rap video. Before the
match we’ve got Disco Inferno coming out and warning Konnan that
Wright is crazy. Konnan says get out of his face before being taken
down by Wright with an arm wringer. That goes nowhere so they trade
some rollups for two each, followed by armdrags from Konnan and a
break.
Back
with Wright in control and working on the leg. That goes nowhere so
Konnan is sent to the floor, only to come back in and throw Wright to
the floor. Back up and Konnan hits the rolling clothesline and the
low dropkick as the fans are really bored with the match. The X
Factor sets up the Tequila Sunrise to retain Konnan’s title.
Rating:
D-. This was just bad as the
two didn’t connect at all. Wright didn’t do any of the interesting
stuff he was capable of doing and Konnan was keeping it in cruise
control the entire match here. Also I don’ think the fans bought the
idea that the title was going to change this close to Starrcade.
Wright
snaps post match and pounds on various things with a chair ala Chris
Jericho right before he turned heel a year and a half or so back.
Speaking of which, here’s Jericho to blast Konnan in the back of the
head with the TV Title. He puts the belt on Konnan’s head for the
Lionsault and poses over top of him. “ARRIBA LOS JERICHOS!”
Here’s
Disco Inferno in a Wolfpack shirt to call out any member of the Black
and White. “Maybe Horace?” That’s not quite who he gets.
Disco
Inferno vs. Giant
Giant
no sells everything Disco tries to start and knocks him to the mat
with a big right hand. Disco keeps trying to fire away to even less
effect before Giant headbutts him down with ease. The Chartbuster is
thrown away and a chokeslam off the top gives Giant the easy pin.
Post
match Giant calls out Page, who will be a dead man at Starrcade.
Page is in the crowd, scum is discussed and that’s about it.
Goldberg
vs. Scott Hall
Non-title
of course. The entrances combine to take nearly four minutes so we
barely have any time left. A lockup goes nowhere so Hall grabs the
arm for the driving shoulders. Goldberg puts him down with a
fireman’s carry and a shove to put Hall on the mat. Nash comes out
to the ring as Goldberg counters a slam into a powerslam. Goldberg
is distracted by the shine of Nash’s hair, allowing Scott to jump in
from behind. The fall away slam has no effect and there’s the spear,
but Nash pulls Hall to the floor as Bigelow comes in to jump Goldberg
as the show goes off the air.
Overall
Rating:
D. What in the world
was that supposed to be? It wasn’t a go home show and it wasn’t a
regular episode of Nitro. Just what was this supposed to be? The
show ends with an attack by someone not even on the card on Sunday?
There are still four matches announced for Starrcade and one of them
should be a five minute squash.
There’s
no Thunder on Thursday due to Christmas Eve so this was their final
chance (save for Saturday Night) to get people to care. I have no
idea what this show accomplished, other than a very good Mysterio vs.
Guerrero match. Starrcade has the potential to be an absolute bomb
and I don’t expect much more at this point.
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Monday Nitro – December 14, 1998

By Scott Keith on 7th May 2014

Monday
Nitro #167
Date: December 14, 1998
Location: Ice Palace,
Tampa, Florida
Attendance: 13,187
Commentators: Mike
Tenay, Tony Schiavone, Larry Zbyzsko, Bobby Heenan
Reviewed by Tommy Hall
We’re less than two
weeks from Starrcade and again you would think Bam Bam Bigelow was
involved in the title match and that Flair vs. Bischoff is the real
main event. To be fair though that’s a far more interesting story
than Nash trying to break the Streak. Other than that it’s time for
more NWO civil war and another three way with Nash, Bigelow and
Goldberg in the main event. Let’s get to it.

We get clips from the
fifteen second main event last week.
Nitro Girls.
Announcers intro.
Nitro Girls calendar
ad.
Scott Putski vs.
Raven
Before
the match, Raven rants about being in a place of pain and the sweet
smell of latex. He didn’t get an instruction manual for life and had
to rely on his mother’s charity. However, her reality checks were
all bouncing and she was never there for him. This brings out Kanyon
who tells Putski to leave because there’s not going to be a match
here. Kanyon says he’s sick of Raven getting all this airtime
without ever wrestling and everyone is sick of it.
Raven
says he had a miserable childhood but Kanyon has some history for us.
Raven went to an Ivy League school and has a degree in Pre-Med. He
had a $3.2 million trust fund and grew up in Palm Beach, Florida.
His parents had a Mercedes for him on his 16th
birthday. Raven says his mother didn’t love him and walks out as
Kanyon says Raven had it too easy. Kanyon asks where Raven is going
but Raven walks out.
Opening sequence.
Eddie Guerrero vs.
Villano V
Villano takes over to
start and takes Eddie down with a big armdrag and dropkick. Guerrero
bails to the floor but gets taken out by a suicide dive. Back in and
Eddie elbows him in the jaw to take over before planting him with a
suplex. The slingshot hilo (called a slam by Tony) connects and we
hit a seated abdominal stretch from Eddie.
Off to a leg lock
instead but Villano fights up and snaps off a powerslam. Villano
hooks a surfboard to the loudest reaction you’ll ever hear for a
Villano match. He goes up top but Eddie’s bodyguard crotches him
down, allowing Guerrero to hit a superplex and the Frog Splash
for….two, as Eddie pulls him up. Instead Eddie calls out the LWO
and the bell rings as they come down the aisle. No contest for some
reason I guess.
Rating:
D+.
I’m wondering why the surfboard got such a big reaction as you would
think Villano got a fluke pin. The string of no contests or DQ
finishes or whatever this was is getting annoying as you used to be
almost guaranteed clean finishes in cruiserweight matches. The match
wasn’t much but Villano was game at least.
Post match Villano
joins the LWO as Rey shakes his head.
Nitro Party stuff.
Al Green vs. Wrath
Wrath powers him into
the corner to start and hammers away until he misses a charge. Al’s
offense has about as much effect as you would expect so Wrath knees
him to the floor. A hard whip into the barricade has Green in even
more trouble before Wrath throws him back inside for a good looking
top rope clothesline. Wrath fires off a bunch of elbows to the face,
knocks him down again with a shoulder and nails the Meltdown for the
pin.
Rating:
D+.
Still not a good match as neither guy is capable of going more than a
few minutes but the fans are still into the Meltdown. I’m sure
that’s why Wrath has now been doing the same thing over and over
again with his only push towards the top of the roster resulting in
Nash easily beating him. But hey, Nash got another push to a match
that isn’t thrilling most of the fans and that’s what counts right?
Recap of Bischoff vs.
Flair.
Here’s
Bischoff to talk about how awesome he is at karate and how his right
hand hits hard but the left hand even scares him. I’ve heard some
MMA guy say that somewhere before but I can’t remember where. This
brings out Flair at a charge but Bischoff bails to the floor.
Bischoff tries to sprint up the ramp and gets away around the
announcers’ desk as Flair walks back to the ring.
Ric takes some signs
from the fans that talk about the Horsemen before dropping elbows and
knees on the mat. He rants about how important wrestling is in Tampa
and how how awesome Eddie Graham was. After some more insults, Flair
does the Flair Flip in the corner, rants some more and then falls
down, holding his left arm. Oh I forgot about this episode.
Arn
Anderson and a trainer come out with Dusty Rhodes and I believe David
Crockett of all people to check on Flair. Eventually a stretcher
comes out and he’s taken out as the announcers go into their serious
voices. Flair is taken out on the stretcher and the announcers think
it’s an arm or shoulder injury. As you may have guessed given that
this is being written about a month after Ultimate Warrior’s final
appearance on Raw, it wasn’t a shoulder injury.
Bam Bam Bigelow walks
past the ambulance and runs into Scott Hall. Scott laughs at him for
no apparent reason and gets beaten up. Nash comes in and Bigelow
wants to fight him too. Here’s Goldberg to make it a three way fight
but Terry Taylor comes in and makes a real three way match for
tonight. Like last week right?
Gene
wants to talk to Kidman. Now Kidman wants to talk to Mysterio. Rey
comes out and takes off the LWO shirt, which is enough for Kidman to
give him a Cruiserweight Title match RIGHT NOW. Mysterio of course
accepts and promises no LWO interference.
Cruiserweight Title:
Rey Mysterio Jr. vs. Kidman
Feeling out process to
start with Mysterio taking over off an armdrag. Rey goes up top but
Kidman is right there with him, resulting in Kidman getting crotched
on the buckle. Mysterio’s spinebuster is countered into the top rope
Sky High and both guys are down. Back up and Rey scores with a
hurricanrana to send Kidman outside, followed by a cross body from
the apron to send both guys into the crowd.
Back
in and Kidman scores with a dropkick to knock Mysterio out of the
air. They head up again with Mysterio winning again and scoring a
bulldog from the top turnbuckle. The Bronco Buster sets up a split
legged moonsault but Kidman avoids a swanton. We get an update on
Flair, saying he has chest pains and shortness of breath. A dropkick
puts Mysterio on the floor and Kidman hits a nice dive, followed by a
slingshot legdrop back inside. Not that it matters as the LWO runs
in for the DQ.
Rating:
C+.
Remember what I said about the cruiserweights getting interfered with
too often? It’s really getting annoying as it’s happening nearly
every week now with fewer and fewer matches getting to go to a
finish. That was one of the few things you could count on from WCW
and now we don’t even get that.
We see the triple
threat match being set up again.
Here are Jericho and
Ralphus with a white board. Jericho says he wants to reenact his
match against Konnan so here’s a very skinny guy in Konnan gear.
Using the board, Jericho illustrates Konnan hitting him with brass
knuckles, a chair and a shovel. After all that, Jericho’s shoulders
were counted down while he was in the ropes. Jericho claims to be
too legit to quit and beats up the Konnan imposter. It’s much
funnier than it sounds due to Jericho making jokes.
Nitro Girls, during
which Tony talks about Flair having a heart attack.
Emory Hale vs. Barry
Windham
Hale hammers away to
start but misses a charge, allowing Barry to take over with a belly
to back suplex. They head outside with Windham still in full control
and slamming Hale down before dropping an elbow. Back in and Barry
nails a big boot followed by a bulldog and the superplex for the easy
pin. Squash.
Perry Saturn vs.
Norman Smiley
They fight over a top
wristlock to start until Saturn grabs a rollup for two. An armdrag
puts Saturn down but he comes back with another rollup. Smiley gets
tired of these near falls and runs Saturn over with a clothesline
followed by some chops against the ropes. Saturn gets all ticked off
and hammers away until the referee tries to pull him off. Saturn, in
a disturbingly calm voice: “Please keep your hands off of me.”
He calls for the Death
Valley Driver but Norman bails to the outside. Back in and the
swinging slam sets up the Big Wiggle as Sonny Onoo and Ernest Miller
are here. The referee goes down as well but Miller gets up and
superkicks Saturn down. Scott Dickinson comes in as a replacement
and can see all of it, he counts three as fast as he can in
retaliation for Saturn attacking him last week.
Rating:
C-.
Not a bad match here but the Miller vs. Saturn stuff was old when it
started. These are guys that could have a good match if they have
the time and a better finish, but instead we get to have a crooked
referee dragged into the feud to make it even worse. I’d love to
know who thinks this is a good use of TV time.
Here’s Bret Hart with
something to say. Gene asks him about Flair’s condition but Hart
starts talking about all the people he’s injured recently. Despite
being injured, he’s willing to defend the US Title against Page
tonight. This brings out DDP and of course the Giant pops up behind
him to blast Page with a chair. Giant throws him through the back of
the set and chokeslams DDP off the stage in a huge crash.
TV Title: Konnan vs.
Stevie Ray
Konnan
is defending and has Florida Marlin and a Tampa Bay Buccaneer with
him. After the catchphrases from the champion, Stevie Ray calls out
to someone from the back. This brings out Booker T. who is told to
watch Stevie’s back. Stevie takes over to start but misses a charge
into the corner, allowing Konnan to hammer away.
The rolling clothesline
and seated clothesline send Ray out to the floor where he yells at
baseball superstar Wade Boggs. Back in and Stevie pounds him down to
set up the Slapjack but gets sent into the corner. Stevie blasts
Konnan in the head and loads up the slapjack (weapon) but Booker
shouts at him. The distraction lets Konnan hit a quick X Factor to
retain the title.
George
Steinbrenner is here.
Here’s a shaken looking
Bischoff to say how tonight was something real that happens in
wrestling. Bischoff says he’s sorry to Flair’s friends and family
and hopes Flair is back soon. No swerve, no punchline, just a
commercial.
Booker T. comes out
with something to say. After wishing Flair the best, he says he
doesn’t know what’s going on with Stevie Ray. This brings out his
brother, who takes credit for every bit of success that Booker and
Harlem Heat has ever had. It was Booker that made Stevie join the
NWO and there’s a place for him there. Stevie hands Booker a shirt
and leaves. Booker isn’t sure what to do.
A woman in nice clothes
is here to look for her son Scott. Since that gives her about 19
options on the roster, she clarifies that he goes by Raven. Kanyon
comes out and says he’ll take her to Raven for $50. That goes
nowhere so Kanyon takes her to find Raven.
Scott Hall vs.
Horace
The
toothpick to the face earns Hall a slap but he calmly grabs the arm
and starts in with his driving shoulders. A clothesline has little
effect on Hall as he comes back with a quick chokeslam, only to be
thrown out to the floor. Back in and Horace hits a string of basic
power moves, such as a clothesline, powerslam and splash for two.
A Hogan legdrop sets up
a sleeper but Hall quickly hits a belly to back to escape. As you
would expect, the announcers spend most of the match talking about
Flair. Hall hammers away with his usual stuff and loads up the Edge,
but, say it with me, the NWO runs in for the DQ. Were you really
expecting anything else?
Rating:
D.
My kingdom for a finish in more than two matches. Do I even need to
talk about this any more? It’s Horace vs. Hall in a match that means
absolutely nothing because the NWO war is going on and on with Hall
not even being on a side at this point. That’s what so much of this
year has been: WCW spinning its wheels and nothing important
happening at all because no one has to job.
The NWO beats Hall down
until DISCO FREAKING INFERNO runs in for a save. It goes as well as
you would expect with Norton destroying him with a powerbomb.
Scott Steiner vs.
Van Hammer
Hammer goes after Buff
for no apparent reason and gets jumped from behind. Steiner
annihilates Hammer and beats him in less than ninety seconds with the
Recliner.
Steiner puts his
sunglasses back on and calls out an elite athlete, which translates
to Lex Luger. Steiner points out all of the times the Wolfpack
hasn’t been there for Luger, including Nash eliminating him from
World War 3. He offers Lex a Black and White shirt and Luger doesn’t
seem to hate the idea. Lex leaves without saying anything though.
Goldberg vs. Kevin
Nash vs. Bam Bam Bigelow
Non-title
of course. The referee just lets them fight as Nash steps into the
corner. Goldberg runs Bigelow over and superkicks him down but Nash
is right there for a save. Goldberg gets double teamed in the corner
and can’t fight out of it this time. That doesn’t last long though
as a double clothesline drops Nash and Bigelow with ease.
Nash takes both guys
down with clotheslines and gets one on Goldberg. A side slam gets
two on the champ but now it’s Bigelow dropping a headbutt on Goldberg
for two. Bill fights back with a suplex and spear to Bigelow but
Nash breaks up the Jackhammer. Goldberg spears Nash down and kicks
Bam Bam to the mat as well but here’s Scott Hall for the DQ.
Rating:
D+.
The match wasn’t horrible but it was just there. It didn’t have
anything interesting, it wasn’t particularly hard hitting and the
match doesn’t change anything. You knew Goldberg or Nash wasn’t
doing the job, so of course the answer was just to have someone run
in for a DQ/no contest because that’s only happened FOUR TIMES
TONIGHT.
Nash and Goldberg brawl
to end the show.
Overall
Rating:
D.
This was the worst kind of show you can have: a dull one that changes
nothing and doesn’t set up anything for Starrcade. The interesting
thing is they’re acting like the Starrcade card is set, but there are
only three matches announced for the show with one of the being Flair
vs. Bischoff. While it’s a selling point, it’s not a very strong one
and the show doesn’t feel like it’s soon at all. But hey, at least
we got more Miller vs. Saturn stuff.
Then
there’s the Flair story. I understand what they’re trying to do and
that they’re doing it to give Bischoff a chance in the match, but
that brings about the bigger problem: Bischoff shouldn’t have a
chance. The match should be a total and complete destruction of
Bischoff, lasting about 7 minutes and ending with Flair breaking
Eric’s leg in the Figure Four. Instead, WCW is trying to make this a
story that no one is interested in, presumably so that Bischoff
doesn’t get killed. Because WCW of course.
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Monday Nitro – November 9, 1998

By Scott Keith on 2nd April 2014

This was written over a year ago so I might miss a few details from previous shows.  I need the extra time to get ready for Wrestlemania though so it’s a lucky break.
Monday
Nitro #162
Date: November 9, 1998
Location: Nassau
Veterans Memorial Coliseum, Uniondale, New York
Commentators: Tony
Schiavone, Mike Tenay, Larry Zbyszko, Bobby Heenan
This is another request
and I have no idea what it was requested for. This would be a few
weeks after Halloween Havoc and about two weeks before World War 3.
Goldberg is world champion but the top feud is Bret Hart vs. the top
faces he hasn’t injured yet. The bottom hasn’t fallen out yet for
the company but you can see them standing on the cracks. Let’s get
to it.

We open with a montage
of Hogan saying he’s running for President. He announced this on the
Tonight Show and I’m just going to move past it. It’s a montage of
his pictures and that’s about it. Think the Real American video but
not as impressive.
Gene and Bobby are in
the back waiting for Hogan and here’s a limo. Make that two limos.
It’s both NWO teams and they immediately brawl. Hall gets thrown in
a trash can. Why do I have a feeling that isn’t the first time
that’s happened to him? Konnan holds off Giant with a pipe and
that’s about it.
We get some clips of
Bret hurting DDP and Sting for some reason.
Kaz Hayashi vs.
Juventud Guerrera
Things speed up
immediately and here’s Bischoff to the announce desk. He says that
the President will be here tonight and Gene needs to stay where he
is. I’m so glad we stopped looking at a fast paced match to look at
Bischoff’s back as he talked. The fans chant various curses at
Bischoff as Juvy takes over with some kicks in the corner. He goes
up but jumps into a dropkick from Kaz. Hayashi is one of those guys
that was talented but never went anywhere for various reasons.
Tenay points out that
the NWO battle in the parking lot did in fact take place in the
parking lot. Thanks for that Professor. After a quick trip to the
floor, Kaz takes him back inside and pops Juvy in the head. Juvy
tries a dive of some sort but Hayashi moves, sending Juvy through the
ropes to the floor. A BIG springboard dive takes Juvy down and Kaz
is in full control. There’s a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker and a
dropkick to the ribs as Kaz focuses on the back and ribs, hence why
he used a move to each of them.
The idiot fans think
this is boring for some reason. Off to a rib stretching hold by
Hayashi but it’s quickly broken up. The fans are still chanting
boring for some reason. They chop it out and man those things are
HARD. Kaz chops him into the corner and we actually get a commercial
break in this match. Back with Juvy kicking Kaz down and diving to
the floor to take both guys out.
Back in and Kaz
clotheslines Guerrera down and the match slows down a bit. Kaz
stands around too much and gets caught in a sunset flip for two. A
brainbuster puts Juvy down for two. Juvy kicks him in the ribs but
his powerbomb is countered into a rollup for two. Here are Sonny
Onoo and Ernest Miller to watch as we continue this amazing Onoo vs.
Hayashi feud. As the camera is on Miller, we can see Guerrera
hitting a hurricanrana in the background. You know, the unimportant
stuff. Juvy Driver is countered and Kaz rolls up Guerrera, only to
have Miller distract the referee. Sonny kicks Kaz in the head and
Juvy rolls him up for the pin.
Rating:
B-.
Bad ending aside, this was a pretty solid TV opener. How often do
you see a cruiserweight match with guys of this name value get twelve
minutes on Nitro? If this is the result I’d be fine with it
happening more often. Good fast paced match here, even though the
ending was designed to set up a tag match at the PPV.
We get clips of Nash
getting beaten up by the NWO from a few weeks back. They’re really
pushing the random videos tonight for some reason.
Alex Wright vs.
Barry Horowitz
Yes that Barry
Horowitz. Wright makes sure to tell the ring announcer that he does
not want to hear ANYTHING from the crowd during the match. You know,
because Barry Horowitz requires perfect silence to beat. Barry jumps
him but Wright takes him right down to the mat. Horowitz comes back
with a European Uppercut to show up the German but Wright gets up two
feet in the corner to stop a charge. We see what looks like a Secret
Service guy as Wright hits a dropkick for two. They head to the
floor and the Wolfpac howl goes off. Here they come and the match
just kind of ends. Too short to rate but it was nothing.
Konnan does his usual
stuff and Nash quotes Popeye, saying that he can’t stand anymore.
That’s an image I never thought I would see. He talks about the
brawl earlier with the Black and White and says the Wolfpac is never
going to back down. Nash issues an open challenge to ANY combination
of the Black and White for later but he wants Hall in it in some
form. Luger says he wants Bret, who injured him a few weeks ago, and
Konnan rambles incoherently. Cue Bischoff who calls Nash Estrogen
Boy. They’ll get the Black and White tonight and just wait in the
ring. Nash calls Bischoff Estrogen Boy to close it out. Ok then.
Lodi vs. Scott
Norton
Wasn’t the Wolfpac
supposed to stay in the ring? Apparently it’ll be Hall/Giant vs.
Luger/Nash later. Chop, powerbomb, pin, Norton wins. This was
nothing, again.
Here’s Disciple of all
people for a chat. He says he’s his own man but here are Stevie Ray,
Horace and Vincent. Gee what a threatening group. Horace gets to be
the mouthpiece and it’s instantly clear why he NEVER got to do that
more than once. Disciple argues back and there’s the three on one
beatdown. Horace whips him with a belt but Disciple fights back.
The beating continues until Warrior comes out for the save and a big
reaction. There’s an OWN shirt shown and that’s it. No literally
that’s it, as Warrior was never seen in WCW or any major company
again until he would be brought back for the WWE Hall of Fame.
Gene and Bobby are in
the back again and are apparently waiting on the arrival of Bill
Clinton. We get a shot of a motorcade arriving and some people in
suits, who are supposed to be Secret Service agents (now that guy
from earlier makes sense), tell Gene to leave. There are two limos
here at least. The cameramen are shoved back and we cut to the arena
with some Presidential music playing.
Of course it’s not
Clinton, but rather Hogan with a bunch of boas around his neck. The
announcers tell us that Hogan will announce his running mate here
tonight as well. There’s a huge American flag being lowered from the
ceiling and Bischoff is here too. Is this some kind of big joke
because of Jesse Ventura? It’s not the worst idea in the world.
Hogan talks about how
Jesse the Mind Ventura is steering Minnesota in the right direction
and how proud he is of Jesse. Hogan says his phone has been ringing
off the hook and he’s decided that he’s running for President with
Bischoff as the campaign manager. No party is mentioned but we do
get a Monica Lewinsky cigar joke.
Buy WCW/NWO Revenge!
No really, that game was good, and it’s only $70 from WCW!
Here’s Bret Hart for a
chat. As he’s coming to the ring we get a clip from last week with
him injuring DDP in the Sharpshooter. Bret says Luger was lucky to
escape with his life last week and that Sting needs to get well
because there’s more where that came from. As for DDP, he’s in a
hospital thanking God that his career isn’t over. Bret says just
send him the belt and everything will be cool. Tonight he’ll beat up
Konnan and that’s about it. It never ceases to amaze me how much
they wasted Bret in WCW.
Eddie Guerrero vs.
Rey Mysterio Jr.
Rematch from Thunder
where the time limit ran out. Eddie is the leader and wants Rey
involved but Mysterio wants nothing to do with them. Eddie offers
Rey a shirt before the match but Rey holds up his own shirt in
response. Rey trips up a charging Eddie and pounds away on the
ropes. Guerrero bails to the floor and comes back in on his knees.
That’s a new way of begging for mercy. Well new to wrestling at
least.
A headscissors puts
Eddie back on the floor so it’s time to change strategies. Eddie
takes Rey’s knee out and stomps away at it and Mysterio is in
trouble. Eddie’s powerbomb is countered into a sunset flip but Eddie
rolls through into a leg lock. Rey is put on the apron and Guerrero
cannonballs down onto the leg over the top rope. Back into the ring
and it’s another leg lock but Rey rolls him up for two.
Leg lock number three
goes on and things slow down a lot. Rey gets to the ropes and
manages to climb the ropes and hit a springboard headscissors to put
Eddie down, but his knee slows him down. Eddie dropkicks him back
down and it’s time to go to the knee again. A slingshot hilo lands
on the knee and we head to the floor. Eddie dropkicks the steps into
Rey’s knee which is up against the post. Mysterio is in big trouble
at this point.
Back to the leg lock as
things slow down again. The fans look at something on the left hand
side of the ring and even Eddie stops to look at it. Rey avoids a
charge in the corner and hits the Bronco Buster. A slingshot
moonsault gets two for Rey, followed by a jumping X Factor for no
cover. The layout bulldog gets another two for Rey but Eddie
suplexes him down to take over again. Eddie puts on another leg lock
but here’s Crazy Chavo. Eddie yells at him, allowing Rey to roll him
up, botch the rollup, and then roll Eddie up again for the pin.
Rating:
B-.
This falls firmly in the category of pairings that you can’t screw
up. The leg work here was fine and while I’m not wild on the ending,
the match worked fine. It was also a different style than you would
expect from these two but it still worked well. Good stuff here and
that’s a sign of talent, as both of them were out of their element
with this style.
Rey saves Chavo from an
LWO beatdown post match.
Here’s Bischoff who
says that he’s still the boss even though he’s Hogan’s campaign
manager. Flair is still not wrestling because of a failed physical.
I believe that’s the first explanation for why he hasn’t been in the
ring. Eric talks about JJ Dillon overstepping his bounds by fining
Buff Bagwell and Scott Steiner. Some attorneys come out and waste
more time before cracking some jokes and getting beaten up by
Bischoff. Joseph Park they are not.
We get a LONG recap of
Dillon fining Steiner and Bagwell from last week. The two of them
came out and terrorized Dillon and destroyed the announcers’ desk.
Steiner says no one can control him and they called out Kenny Kaos,
who was Rick Steiner’s interim tag title partner. Being the idiot
that he is, Kaos gets beaten down and laid out. Then on Thunder Nick
Patrick got beaten down as well.
Scott and Buff come out
with Scott saying his usual stuff, including a rant on Piper being
the commissioner and a coward. Apparently no referee will work a
Steiner match so Buff is going to do it. Scott demands an opponent
so here’s what we get.
Scott Steiner vs.
Chris Adams
Uh…yeah. There’s no
match here as it’s a double beatdown. Rick Steiner runs out for the
save and says he’ll find a partner and put the titles on the line
tonight.
Tag Titles: Scott
Steiner/Buff Bagwell vs. Rick Steiner/Judy Bagwell
Yes, it’s Buff’s mama.
Buff tries to hit his mom to start but she ducks and knocks him to
the floor. This is for the world tag team titles. Rick knocks Buff
to the floor and Buff says he’s not fighting. Scott insults Judy and
there’s a challenge for a match at the PPV. Judy says she’ll do it
at the PPV and get paid this time. Only in WCW people.
Konnan vs. Bret Hart
This has to be better.
I mean, it’s impossible for it to not be, even though it’s another
battle of the NWO. Konnan immediately takes him down in the corner
and stomps away. Out to the floor we go and Bret is sent into the
barricade. Bret comes back with a rake to the eyes and we head back
inside. A bit of trivia for you: Konnan is credited as the man that
taught Bret the Sharpshooter. Bret nails the Russian legsweet but
the elbow hits a boot. Well the boot hits Bret’s jaw but you get the
idea.
Konnan comes back with
some choking which doesn’t give me a ton of confidence in his chances
of winning here. Bret gets pounded down in the corner but when
Konnan goes after the referee, Bret takes Konnan’s knee out. You
know it’s not going to take much to get Bret to go after an injured
limb and Konnan is in big trouble. The fans want Sting as Konnan’s
leg is wrapped around the post. Bret hits the knee again and then
grabs a chair to beat on it for the DQ.
Rating:
C-.
This was all about adding another body to Bret’s hit list and that’s
fine. The match was nothing of note as Konnan wasn’t in Bret’s
league but he was a big enough name for this to mean something.
We’re waiting on the big return to face Bret and it’s going to be a
big reaction when it happens.
Luger makes the save
and Konnan goes out on a stretcher.
Gene asks Jericho to
come out here. Jericho says this is where he was born and he’s glad
he left because this place sucks. Jericho asks “Greenberg” to
come out because he’s 4-0 against him so far. Ralphus says Goldberg
isn’t here but we see Goldberg in the back wrecking Jericho’s stuff.
Jericho has his back to the monitor and has no idea this is going on.
Cue Goldberg, who sneaks up on Jericho and spears the tar out of
him. He talks some trash and leaves Jericho laying.
Kevin Nash/Lex Luger
vs. Giant/Scott Hall
Main event time. Hall
tosses the toothpick but Nash counters with some spit. Classy guy
there. Nash pounds him into the corner and hits the framed elbow and
long leg choke. I don’t think we’ll see much besides signature stuff
here, as is the custom for main events. Hall escapes Snake Eyes and
pounds away but Luger makes a quick save. Hall bails from some
deadly posing and Luger beats on him a bit, again with just signature
stuff.
Scott finally rakes the
eyes and gets Giant in and it’s the same monster vs. any sized guy
stuff you’ve ever seen: Giant beats on him, Luger punches to no avail
and then Luger chokes. Hall comes in illegally and Luger has to beat
both of them up at once since Nash is looking for hair care products.
Giant finally hits Luger low to break the momentum and uses his
fattness to take over.
Back to Hall who chokes
in the corner as the fans chant for the Wolfpac. Has Nash just
fallen off the face of the earth or something? I know he’s in the
corner but I haven’t seen him do anything for about five minutes now.
Giant breaks up a tag to Nash and chokes Luger on the ropes, being
aided by Hall.
The Black and White
take turns for a few minutes with as basic an offensive set as you
could ask for. The fallaway slam looks to set up the Outsiders’ Edge
but Lex backdrops out of it. Nash FINALLY gets the tag and cleans
house, hitting Snake Eyes on Hall and big boots for both guys. And
never mind as here’s Bret attacking Nash’s knee for the DQ.
Rating:
D+.
This was pretty dull but for a main event tag it wasn’t the worst
match in the world. Hart coming in was a bit of a surprise so it
didn’t come off as a cliché or anything like that. The NWO war
would go on for months until the point where no one could keep track
of who was on which side, nor would anyone care.
Bret, Hall and Giant
work over Nash’s knee until Luger makes the save with a chair to end
the show.
Overall
Rating:
C+.
While nothing great and still too long at three hours, this was a
pretty entertaining show. They let the cruiserweights do their thing
out there and the show worked far better as a result. It was a
bright spot in a pretty weak time for WCW, but the lack of Hogan vs.
Warrior is making this much easier to sit through.
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Monday Nitro – October 19, 1998

By Scott Keith on 12th March 2014

Monday
Nitro #159
Date:
October 19, 1998
Location:
Target Center, Minneapolis, Minnesota
Attendance:
15,722
Commentators:
Mike Tenay, Lee Marshall, Larry Zbyszko, Tony Schiavone
Reviewed by Tommy Hall
We’re
FINALLY up to the go home show for Halloween Havoc after what seems
like months of buildup. Tonight is likely going to focus on Flair
getting Bischoff thrown out of the United Center last year, which
likely means it’s time for Bischoff to get one up on the Horsemen.
Other than that we’re probably going further into the Hogan vs.
Warrior mess as it continues to not really have any business on a
wrestling show. Let’s get to it.

We
open with a recap of Bischoff getting ejected by the owner of the
United Center last week in favor of the Horsemen.
Nitro
Girls.
The
announcers do their intro and former AWA star Larry Zbyszko gets a
bigger reaction than usual. We get another package on Bischoff and
the Horsemen from last week.
Kenny
Kaos vs. Saturn
Kaos
takes an early advantage with a hard clothesline but Saturn comes
right back with a quick swinging neckbreaker. A spinning springboard
forearm gets two on Kaos but he drops Saturn over the top and out to
the floor. Back in and Kaos hits a nice gutwrench suplex for two
followed by a gorilla press slam. Kaos isn’t looking bad but he’s
favoring his elbow after that press. Saturn is sent into the corner
and kicked in the back, only to come back with some roundhouse kicks
to the head. An overhead suplex puts Kaos down and a falcon’s arrow
sets up the Death Valley Driver for the pin.
Rating:
C. This was much better than I
was expecting with Kaos putting in a nice performance. Apparently
some other people thought the same as we’ll be hearing some more from
Kaos in the very near future. For the older fans out there, does
this victory over Kaos make Saturn a Control agent?
Tenay
polls fans about last week’s show.
Halloween
Havoc ad.
Normal
intro.
Gene
brings out Ernest Miller for a chat. Miller
says he hates this town and its’ kids in particular. He threatens
Gene until Okerlund gets out of the ring and invites anyone to get in
the ring for a challenge. A “fan” jumps the barricade and is
stopped by security but Miller says let him in. The fan gets
destroyed as you would expect and now security takes him away. We
get a better look at the fan and it’s none other than future WCW Tag
Team Champion Chuck Palumbo.
We
recap Nash chasing Hall around for the last few weeks.
Nitro
Party video.
Nitro
Girls.
Scott
Steiner says he was the real success of the Steiner Brothers and he
had to overcome Rick’s weaknesses.
Speaking
of Rick Steiner, we see his incident with Chuckie last week and the
announcers analyze it like it’s a match.
Video
on Goldberg vs. DDP.
Damien/Psychosis/El
Dandy/Hector Garza vs. Chavo Guerrero Jr./La Parka/Ciclope/La Parka
The
former team is LWO and they have their own music now. Damien goes
after La Parka’s chair before the bell and gets kicked in the head.
Serves him right. This is under lucha rules so going to the floor
counts as a tag. Lizmark hammers on Damien in the corner to start
and gets two off a hurricanrana before it’s off to La Parka vs. El
Dandy with La Parka chopping him in the chest and back. A big
enziguri puts Dandy down and it’s off to Ciclope and Garza.
The
LWO comes in for a four on one beatdown until Damien snaps off a top
rope hurricanrana for two. Garza comes in with a missile dropkick to
the back and it’s off to Chavo for the first big pop of the match.
Chavo quickly dropkicks him down but things quickly break down.
Psychosis
misses a charge into the post but Ciclope comes in with a missile
dropkick. Everyone misses something off the top before La Parka and
Chavo hit some dives. A Hart Attack with a springboard dropkick from
Lizmark gets two on Psychosis but La Parka comes in to clean house
with the chair but knocks out Ciclope, giving Psychosis the pin.
Rating:
C+. This was the usual fast
paced lucha match which was almost impossible to keep track of a the
end. La Parka’s chair shot seems to turn him to the LWO which is
fine as the team needs some bigger names. The match was able to fire
the crowd up as well as advanced the LWO story so nice multitasking
WCW.
Post
match Eddie comes out and gives La Parka a shirt. So the way to
prove you’re united with the other luchadores is to hit another with
a chair? Chavo seems happy but walks off, telling
Pepe he doesn’t need a
shirt.
We
look at Bret’s history with Sting and turning on him, leading to the
brawl two weeks ago.
Kanyon
vs. Scott Putski
We
get the Who Better Than Kanyon bit before the match. Kanyon: “You
guys just don’t get it.” They fight over hammerlocks and headlocks
to start until Scott scores with a few slams. A belly to back suplex
gets two on Kanyon but he comes back by sending Putski into the
corner and hammering away. Kanyon hits a middle rope Fameasser to
send Putski outside and drops him face first onto the apron while
standing on the steps. Back in and Putski hits a release overhead
belly to belly but gets caught in a fireman’s carry pancake. The
Flatliner is enough to get Kanyon the pin.
Rating:
C-. Kanyon was fun to watch as
always and Putski wasn’t bad either. I still don’t get his choice of
attire as he’s an eye patch short of being a pirate from 1638. The
match wasn’t bad though and it was a good way to keep Kanyon around.
Why can’t we get stuff like this on Thunder?
Video
on Hogan vs. Warrior.
Buy
WCW Magazine!
Here’s
Scott Steiner to start the second hour. He talks about being cold,
having freaks and being your hook up. Last week he beat up Buff
Bagwell and calls out any Minnesota Vikings here tonight. Instead he
gets Rick Steiner who is ready right now if Scott wants a fight. We
have a referee down here but Scott says Rick is too easy.
Scott
actually gets in and asks if this is going to be a fair fight. Rick
says no and decks Scott in the head before pounding him into the
corner. Scott charges into a boot as the announcers play up the idea
that they know each other so well. A low blow stops Rick and Scott
gets a chair as the bell rings. It never rang in the first place so
this wasn’t a match. Buff runs out and takes the chair from Scott
before nearly killing him with a big swing.
Nitro
Girls video.
Nitro
Girls in the ring.
We
get a clip of a Goldberg autograph signing for charity.
Davey
Boy Smith vs. Fit Finlay
Finlay
takes him over with a headlock to start but walks into a slam for
two. We hit a chinlock from Smith for a few seconds before another
slam gets another two count. Finlay comes back with a clothesline
and rips at Smith’s face before missing a charge into the buckle.
The referee gets poked in the eye, allowing Alex Wright to run in and
hit a quick missile dropkick to knock Bulldog into the tombstone from
Finlay for the pin.
Rating:
D. This was just a filler match
and it didn’t do much to fire up the crowd. The King of Europe
storyline wasn’t anything interesting when there were only a handful
of people involved and they were just trading wins. This was
Bulldog’s last appearance on Nitro as he would go to the hospital for
a staph infection from breaking his back at Fall Brawl. Bischoff
would fire him via FedEx while he was laid up.
Here’s
Jericho with Ralphus at his side to brag about beating Greenberg
three times in a row. Goldberg wants the sheet writers to think he’s
the best but everyone knows that’s nonsense. DDP comes in and calls
out “Jerkicho” for his lies and a match is made for later.
Hall
is shown at a bar wearing his title belt and wrestling gear. Nothing
else to the scene than that.
Wrath
vs. Tokyo Magnum
Clothesline,
chops and stomps, flying shoulder and the Meltdown are enough for the
squash by Wrath.
More
charity stuff from UNICEF.
We
look at Buff saving Rick and cut to the back to see him throwing away
his NWO shirt. Insert your own sarcastic response here.
Disco
Inferno/Alex Wright vs. Silver King/Super Calo
Silver
King and Calo say not so fast because they have replacements.
Disco
Inferno/Alex Wright vs. Dean Malenko/Chris Benoit
An
annoyed Bischoff comes out to commentary as Dean cranks on Wright’s
wrist. Eric goes on a rant about how there are four people not
getting paid tonight: “Those two Mexicans, Arn Anderson
and…..make it five!” Dean hammers away on Wright’s head but gets
pulled down to the mat. Disco comes in and walks into a suplex, only
to pop up with a clothesline to take over. Inferno dances a bit and
turns around to get chopped and stomped by Benoit. Everything breaks
down and the Crossface quickly ends Disco.
The
Horsemen yell at Bischoff who shouts about breach of contract.
Hall
is still at the bar.
Diamond
Dallas Page vs. Chris Jericho
Non-title
of course. A shoulder puts Jericho down and he claims a hair pull.
Page drives in his shoulders before they fight over hiptosses. That
goes nowhere so DDP takes his head off with a left arm clothesline.
Page tries to hammer away in the corner but gets dropped down onto
the top turnbuckle to change control.
Jericho
throws him outside and whips Page into the barricade for two. Page
comes back with right hands and the discus lariat followed by a belly
to back suplex for a near fall. Jericho grabs a quick jawbreaker and
the Lionsault almost gets the upset. A low blow breaks up the
Diamond Cutter but Page counters the Liontamer. Page calls for the
Diamond Cutter but Goldberg comes in to spear Jericho for the DQ.
Rating:
C+. Better match than I was
expecting here as Jericho got in a lot of offense and wasn’t entirely
beat at the end. They had to do something to give Page and Goldberg
a real issue and this was as good as anything else they could have
done. It’s always nice to see a champion not do a clean job too.
Page
is ticked and the brawl is almost on until referees make the save.
Cruiserweight
Title: Rey Mysterio Jr. vs. Billy Kidman
Rey
is returning from an injury to challenge for the title here. They
feel each other out to start until Kidman takes him down to the mat
in a front facelock. Back up and Rey snaps off a standing
hurricanrana before backdropping the champion to the apron. Kidman
comes back in with a slingshot headscissors and a hard dropkick gets
two. We hit the chinlock for a bit on Mysterio before Kidman sends
him into the corner for a running forearm which looked like a blown
spot.
Mysterio
takes his head off with a spinwheel kick and a high cross body for a
very close two. Rey tries his sitout bulldog but gets countered into
a wheelbarrow slam, sending Rey to the apron, only to get suplexed
out to the floor by the masked man. Back in and Kidman shrugs it off
and hits the lifting powerbomb for two. We hit the chinlock on Rey
but he fights up and takes Kidman to the floor with a hurricanrana.
Rey is favoring his knee but hits a nice flip dive to take Kidman
down.
Rey
takes too much time going up top and Kidman gets up, only to be
dropped stomach first onto the ropes. A legdrop to the back of the
head gets two but Rey is too banged up to cover. Kidman slams him
down and misses a frog splash, allowing Rey to go up for a top rope
seated senton and two.
Tony
calls it a Thesz Press and Tenay doesn’t correct him. Mysterio hits
a double leg Fameasser for two but gets caught in a powerbomb from
the champion for two more. Mysterio crotches Kidman to break up the
Shooting Star before taking Kidman to the mat with a hurricanrana for
two. A jumping Killswitch gets two for Mysterio and he goes up top,
only to dive into a dropkick as the bell rings for the time limit at
about thirteen and a half minutes.
Rating:
B+. This was one of the best
matches we’ve had on Nitro in weeks with both guys countering a lot
of stuff but still getting in their own big moves. Mysterio’s knee
messing up was fine for a story and Kidman more than held up with the
cruiserweight legend. I’m not sure how you can have a legend for a
division about two years old but Tony kept using that term.
The
Minneapolis mayor comes out holding a proclomation to huge booing and
a Jesse chant. She brings out future Baseball Hall of Fame member
Kirby Puckett and future NFL Hall of Famer John Randle but the fans
still aren’t impressed with her. Maybe it’s the very loud and
grating voice? Anyway she brings out Ric Flair and declares it Ric
Flair Day in Minneapolis.
Flair
is thrilled but here’s Bischoff to complain. He doesn’t need some
three named mayor to ruin his show but the mayor says this is her
town. Randle and Puckett get between them and cops tell Bischoff to
stay back. Apparently Bischoff has some unpaid warrants and has 20
minutes to get out of the arena. Eric promises to be back and walks
out but sees his car being towed away.
Nitro
Girls.
Scott
Norton/Scott Hall/Stevie Ray vs. Konnan/Kevin Nash/Lex Luger
Norton
comes out wearing the IWGP Title. Hall
staggers out after them and his partners aren’t pleased. That’s
actually better than Nash who is nowhere in sight. Luger is back in
trunks instead of pants. Konnan does his thing and we cut to the
back where Nash is staggering around and dropping a cup.
The
bell rings and Kevin slowly comes into the arena. Konnan and Stevie
get things going but the Wolfpack asks Nash what’s going on. Kevin
tries to get in but Luger and Konnan won’t let that happen. Nash
keeps drinking until Luger takes the cup away. Stevie and Konnan get
things going with Ray in control until Konnan comes back with the
rolling clothesline.
Off
to Luger and Norton with Lex throwing him around like he’s nothing.
The running forearm puts Norton down but Stevie offers a distraction
and the Black and White takes over. Nash is kneeling on the apron,
cup in hand. Hall is asking for a tag but Ray and Norton just ignore
him. Luger and Norton clothesline each other down and crawl to the
corners where Hall and Nash tag themselves in. They make a drunken
toast to each other but Nash has an empty cup. The fight is on and
Hall gets his clock cleaned until the match is thrown out.
Rating:
D. This was an angle instead of
a match and that’s fine. The
Hall vs. Nash idea is fine but I was hoping for it to be an actual
match rather than the whole drunken Hall thing. I’m also not sure
why it’s on a stacked Halloween Havoc card when it could have
headlined a lower PPV card if treated well.
Hogan
vs. Warrior promo.
Hollywood
Hogan vs. Horace
Raise
your hand if you think this is actually happening. Hollywood comes
out to the wrong music at first and tells Michael Buffer that this
isn’t happening. Horace comes out and admits that he’s Hollywood’s
nephew which I thought was public knowledge before this. Hollywood
says they’re blood so he calls the NWO out here to see what blood
means to him. He’s proud of Horace and loves him before taking his
shirt off.
Hollywood
talks about the sacrifices you have to make to be in the NWO and says
this is his sacrifice. He blasts Horace with a right hand and goes
off on him, saying imagine what he’d do to Warrior if he’d do this to
family. A chair shot puts Horace down and everyone but Norton leaves
Hollywood alone.
Hogan
rants about how Warrior is going to admit Hollywood rules the
universe and tells him to say his prayers and take his vitamins. The
NWO gets back in the ring and here’s Warrior with a ball bat. He
cleans house as Hogan bails to the floor. Giant shrugs off a bat
shot and chokeslams Warrior down. Hogan spray paints Warrior’s chest
and drops some legs. The crowd has almost no response to this at
all. They’re not booing or cheering and just kind of sit there for
the whole thing.
Here’s
Bret Hart to make a challenge. He runs his mouth about how he has no
fans but his cat and calls Sting the worst there is, was and ever
will be until Sting comes out for a fight.
Sting
vs. Bret Hart
It’s
a brawl to start with Sting in full control and hammering away. They
head outside with Bret being sent into the barricade. All Sting so
far as they head back inside with the big jumping elbow actually
connecting for two. Bret gets in a kick to the ribs and drops a
headbutt to the abdomen. He rakes Sting’s eyes across the top rope
and hits the backbreaker but Sting blocks the middle rope elbow.
There’s the Scorpion but Bret makes the rope. Sting doesn’t let go
and it’s a DQ. “You might as well go get help because I’m not
letting go.”
Rating:
D. Again there was nothing to
the match but that wasn’t the point. I’m not sure why you would have
an actual match between them before Sunday, especially with Sting
dominating the whole thing with ease. At least it wasn’t a clean
finish or anything so there’s a reason to watch the match Sunday.
Referees
can’t get the hold off so Stevie Ray and Vincent come out to pound on
Sting. He still won’t leg to as he no sells everything before
letting it go on his own. Bret limps away to end the show.
Overall
Rating:
C+. This was better
than most Nitros lately and actually has me wanting to see the show
on Sunday. There was entertaining wrestling and all of the major
matches for Sunday got screen time. What else can you ask for from a
go home show? Also Warrior finally got beaten up and the crowd just
didn’t care at all. Good show actually.

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Monday Nitro – October 5, 1998

By Scott Keith on 26th February 2014

Monday
Nitro #157
Date:
October 5, 1998
Location:
Carolina Coliseum, Charleston, South Carolina
Attendance:
8,782
Commentators:
Larry Zbyszko, Bobby Heenan, Tony Schiavone, Mike Tenay
Reviewed by Tommy Hall
We’re
very slowly making our way towards Halloween Havoc and the stories
are already dragging. Thunder was actually a nice break from the
Hogan vs. Warrior stuff as Goldberg and Page got the spotlight.
We’re also in Horsemen country tonight meaning an appearance from
Flair and the boys is a solid possibility. Let’s get to it.

We
open with a recap of Hart turning on Sting and revealing his
allegiance to Hogan, shocking very few people.
Nitro
Girls in pink.
Halloween
Havoc promo.
Tony
wants to know about the maniacal laugh. I have a very bad feeling
about where this is going.
Bret
vs. Sting for the US Title tonight.
We
look at Piper telling Bret Hart to be a man a few months back as the
fans want Flair.
We
look back at Bret saving Sting from a whipping by Hogan back in
August.
WCW
Mastercard ad. Those looked awesome when I was ten and didn’t quite
know what they were.
Normal
opening about ten minutes into the show, complete with hearing Penzer
counting the crowd down to cheer.
Lizmark
Jr. vs. Saturn
Saturn
grabs a hammerlock to start before pounding away in the corner with
kicks to the head. A superkick drops Lizmark but he comes back with
a hot shot and chops in the corner. Saturn clotheslines him down and
hits a nice falcon’s arrow followed by the Death Valley Driver for
the pin. Not much to see here.
Videos
on the main events at the PPV.
Nitro
Girls in black.
Kaz
Hayashi vs. The Cat
Miller
does the five seconds thing and calls Hayashi Jackie Chan like the
jerk that he is. Tenay lists off Miller’s athletic background
including some time in the NFL. Hayashi tries to come back but a
stiff kick to the head drops him again. We get an old school stomach
claw as the fans aren’t thrilled with this one. Hayashi throws him
down and goes up top, only to jump into a side kick. A big kick to
the chest is enough to give Miller the pin.
Post
match Miller grabs a mic and runs his mouth as Sonny Onoo comes in
wearing a purple suit. Sonny offers his services and Miller seems to
accept but it’s not clear. Hayashi, a former client of Onoo, isn’t
thrilled.
A
bunch of eight year olds win the Nitro Party contest this week.
Another
Page vs. Goldberg video.
Jerry
Flynn vs. Juventud Guerrera
Disco
Inferno takes Tenay’s place on commentary and we stay on them for a
few moments. Flynn pounds away to start as Disco complains about
Juvy messing with his weight. Juvy slides through Flynn’s legs but
gets kicked in the face to put him right back down. Guerrera finally
gets in some offense with a springboard missile dropkick followed by
some chops in the corner. A sitout bulldog ala Rey Mysterio gets two
on Jerry and Juvy sends him outside for a big dive. Back in and a
quick Juvy Driver gets the pin.
Rating:
D+. Why did Juvy get that much
offense in this one? It was looking bad for Juvy to start but at
least he got the clean win at the end. Disco vs. Juvy in a non-title
feud could be interesting, especially if Disco gets to show off some
comedy skills by trying to make weight. I’m not sure why Guerrera
didn’t win with the 450 here but it was a nice change of pace.
Third
Page vs. Goldberg video.
Tenay
asks some fans who will win the title match. The people are split.
Heenan
joins commentary while Tenay is taking a phone call. The announcers
talk about how great Hogan vs. Warrior will be.
Long
Hogan vs. Warrior video.
Villano
V vs. Wrath
Wrath
throws him into the corner and slams him down with ease. Villano is
tossed outside and sent into the steps before a slingshot back elbow
to the jaw drops him again. The Meltdown is enough for the fast pin.
Wrath looked like a monster here.
We
get our third video on Hogan vs. Warrior as the night of the video
packages continues.
Tenay
asks more fans about the World Title match and again it’s split.
A
Hummer limo arrives in the back with the Wolfpack. They appear to be
hunting for someone as they walk through the back. Konnan is holding
a broom and head into the wrestlers’ dressing room. They run behind
a wall and a brawl can be heard. The camera shows that it’s against
the Black and White until security pulls them apart after
a few minutes. They break away from security and the brawl continues
until Sting goes into another room and finds Bret Hart. Cops finally
come in and break the two of them up.
Back
from a break with the Wolfpack walking outside and finding a forklift
to flip over the Black and White limousine. Nash
and Luger bash it with hammers and Sting slashes the tires for good
measure. Cool segment
actually.
Hour
#2 begins. It’s nice to see the first hour end with something
interesting for a change.
Hector
Garza vs. Damien
Hector
pounds away in the corner to start and takes Damien down with a
hiptoss. A tilt-a-whirl backbreaker drops Damien again but here’s
Eddie Guerrero maybe a minute into the match.
The referee calls for the bell before Eddie does anything.
Eddie
wants to talk about what Eric Bischoff has ever done for either of
them. Damien and Hector can’t answer and that’s Eddie’s point:
they’re just wrestling each other week in and week out without ever
getting anywhere. Why can’t they ever climb the ladder of success?
They can’t even afford their own rental car or hotel room because the
NWO is taking all of the money. Eddie says La Raza has to unite as
the LWO and he has shirts for everybody. Both guys accept them and
leave with Guerrero.
Mike
Tenay is in the back with the Wolfpack. Nash says Hall isn’t here
but he’s going to go from bar to bar until he finds him. Cameras
are going with them.
Another
video on Sting vs. Hart.
David
Flair is in the front row and acknowledged by the announcers.
Nitro
Girls in white.
Cruiserweight
Title: Juventud Guerrera vs. Kidman
Kidman
is defending. Psychosis
works on the arm to start and wraps it around the top rope, only to
get taken down by a hiptoss. A quick northern lights suplex gets two
for the champion and Psychosis is sent outside for a nice plancha
from the champ. Back in and
Psychosis busts out a gordbuster of all things for a delayed two
count. A top rope spinwheel kick to the back of Kidman’s head
(called a body attack by Tony) puts the champ down again but
Psychosis takes forever to cover a second time.
We
hit the chinlock on the champion but Kidman is quickly up with a
dropkick. That’s the extent of his offense at the moment though as
Psychosis hiptosses him out to the floor and follows up with a nice
plancha. Billy gets sent into the steps and dropkicked down again as
this has been one sided for awhile now. Back in and Kidman scores
with a hard clothesline for two but walks into a suplex for the same
for Psychosis.
Back
to the chinlock from the masked man before he just stomps the heck
out of Kidman. The third chinlock doesn’t last as long as Psychosis
tries a powerbomb, only to be countered into a faceplant for two. A
standing hurricanrana gets two on Kidman and a tilt-a-whirl slam gets
the same. Kidman comes right back with a sitout spinebuster for two
but walks into a moonsault press off the top. Psychosis
puts the champ on top for a hurricanrana but Kidman shoves him off
and drops the Shooting Star on Psychosis’ face to retain.
Rating:
C+. Nice match here but the
ending was looked nasty. Kidman’s knees landed on Psychosis’ face so
it’s lucky that Psychosis is even getting up. It’s nice to see a
match get some time tonight instead of having them all fly by like
the earlier matches have. Kidman is getting better and better every
week.
Warrior
talks about the Wrestlemania VI main event and rambles about power.
The point is he beat Hogan before and can do it again.
Scott
Steiner takes credit for the Steiner Brothers’ success.
Tenay
is chasing the Wolfpack limo as they hunt Scott Hall.
Here
are Buff Bagwell and Scott Steiner to the ring when it’s supposed to
be Rick Steiner vs. Brian Adams. Scott promises to prove how great
he is at Halloween Havoc and Buff starts to bark. This brings out
Rick who reminds Bagwell that this is the building where he hurt his
neck. Buff might want to make a joke about it, but Rick has someone
who takes this seriously: Buff’s MOM, Judy Bagwell.
She
gets on the apron and rips Buff apart, talking about sitting with him
in the hospital and reading the fans’ letters. Buff says he made a
decision and that she and his dad couldn’t eat without his support.
Judy slaps Buff in the face so Scott gets in her face. Rick takes
out Scott and Judy drags Buff out by the ear. This was so
hilariously stupid that it was awesome.
Back
from a break and we get a clip of Scott and Brian Adams double
teaming Rick.
Rick
Steiner vs. Brian Adams
This
is joined in progress with Rick in big trouble. JJ comes out and
ejects Scott as Brian hooks a chinlock. Adams walks around for
awhile before getting two off a piledriver. Slow choking ensues and
a backbreaker gets two for Adams. Rick comes back with a powerslam
and Steiner Line but walks into a boot. Luckily for him it’s to the
head, meaning Steiner can easily come back with a DDT and the top
rope bulldog for the pin.
Rating:
D. Slow match here though the
high impact spots weren’t bad. Rick going through the Black and
White on the way to his showdown with Scott is fine for an idea, but
they need to actually have a complete match at some point. Adams was
good in this role but he shouldn’t go much higher.
Hour
#3 begins.
Tenay
and the Wolfpack go into a bar to look for Scott. No luck so the
search continues.
Time
for Hogan and Bischoff who we somehow haven’t seen so far. Bischoff
brags about Hogan’s physique. Hogan talks about how the Warrior has
been looking for him but it’s clear that Warrior is terrified.
Warrior can come out here right now if he wants a fight but no one
appears. Hogan runs his mouth even more before they leave.
Video
on the Horsemen.
Nitro
Girls in black.
Kanyon
vs. Diamond Dallas Page
Page
gets a very quick two off a rollup before shoving Kanyon across the
ring. A belly to belly suplex gets another near fall and a forearm
puts Kanyond outside. Cue Lodi with signs begging Raven to reform
the Flock but he gets a dive from Page instead. The distraction lets
Raven come in with a Diamond Cutter to Page for two. Page fights up
and throws Kanyon into the corner for some rights and lefts but walks
into a Fameasser for two.
We
hit the chinlock on Page before he comes back with a sunset flip. A
clothesline drops Kanyon but Page can’t follow up. Page hammers away
and gets two more off the Pancake but a Raven distraction lets Kanyon
grab a rollup for a near fall. Page calls for the Cutter but Lodi
and Raven run in for the DQ.
Rating:
C. Better match that I was
expecting given the first few seconds. I was worried they were going
to squash Kanyon but he got to look good at the end. I’m not sure
why they didn’t let Page get a pin but it’ snot the worst result in
the world. The Goldberg vs. Page match should be awesome.
Page
gets double teamed post match but Goldberg makes the save.
Hall
isn’t at the second bar either.
Lenny
Lane vs. Disciple
Lane
dances around like Warrior to start and gets his head knocked off as
a result. Lenny tries snapmares and some kicks but Disciple no sells
everything, clotheslines him down and wins with the Apocalypse.
Disciple
says he’s done carrying Hogan’s bags because he’s his own man now.
Hogan and Bischoff come out but Disciple storms past them. The two
of them head into the back and the storyline takes a sharp turn into
a nose dive. Hogan stands in front of a mirror and says everything
is falling apart. He looks up and sees Warrior standing behind him
but there’s no one behind him. Hogan sees Warrior in the mirror
again (we can see him too) and begs him to come to a truce. Bischoff
can’t see the Warrior and asks Hogan what he’s talking about. Hogan
ignores Bischoff and keeps talking to Warrior until Bischoff tells
the cameraman to get out of here.
So
yeah, apparently Bischoff is the crazy one as only he couldn’t see
Warrior. I could live with the storyline being stupid and only
existing to stroke Hogan’s ego. The segments were really stupid to
start with the smoke and everything, but you could REALLY stretch and
say Warrior was attacking them under the cover of the smoke. They
had toned it down in the last few weeks and just used regular (as
regular as Warrior can get) promos to build the match but this takes
it to a level where it’s stupid and bordering on insulting rather
that just eye rolling. Why do I have a feeling it’s only going to
get worse too?
Tenay
follows the Wolfpac to a bar that looks a lot nicer on the inside
than on the outside. Hall is inside and Nash goes right after him.
Nash sends Hall into the mens’ room. The Wolfpack follows him in a
few moments later and invite the camera in. Hall is out cold just
like you would expect him to be.
Here’s
a distressed looking Bischoff with something to say. He assures us
that Hogan is just fine but has a story to tell us about a man named
Flair. Bischoff makes fun of country fans that go to Waffle Houses,
drawing a huge WE WANT FLAIR chant. Flair isn’t here tonight and
Bischoff has made sure of that because Ric is a coward. This brings
out Double A who says this is a Horseman job. He’s officially in
charge of head games, so let’s just bring out the champ right now.
This
brings out Reid Flair in a singlet with a medal around his neck.
Eric is annoyed and says there are Flairs everywhere. Reid:
“Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeean WOO! Gene!” He’s here to handle his
father’s light work and steps up to Bischoff before easily taking him
down twice in a row. Bischoff goes after him but Arn gives him a
look to scare Eric off. Reid holds up the four fingers and Bischoff
doesn’t know what to do.
Back
from a break with Bischoff alone in the ring, ranting about wanting
Ric Flair out here right now. Liz comes to the ring with a phone and
is told to call Ric right now. Someone answers but it’s Ric’s wife
Beth who yells at Eric until Ric’s music comes on. He hits the ring
and takes off the jacket but here’s the Black and White. Benoit,
Malenko, Mongo, Anderson and Reid hit the ring to protect Ric and the
NWO bails. David Flair gets in the ring as well to complete the
showdown. Awesome segment as the Flair vs. Bischoff showdown is
another week closer.
US
Title: Sting vs. Bret Hart
Pay
per view? What’s that? The challenger Sting is alone here as the
Wolfpack is still gone from chasing Hall. Bret comes down the aisle
but turns around and heads back through the entrance. Sting gives
chase and the fight is on in the back. No match of course. Sting
sends him into a steel door and then hits him with a dry erase board.
Bret gets his jacket off and they head to the cafeteria area where
thankfully there isn’t any food left.
Hart
takes over with some right hands and suplexes him through a table to
put Sting down. He goes after the leg and ankle with a chair and
pounds away with fists until Sting throws him down. Sting limps
after him and crotches Bret against the side of a door. Bret gets
away and tries to commandeer a golf card but there’s no key. Sting
chokes him with a pole and puts on a Scorpion. Bret: “CHEATER!”
Security breaks it up to end the show.
Overall
Rating:
C+. This was a very
angle heavy show and they worked for the most part. That being said,
the Hogan mirror stuff is just so stupid and sticks out like a sore
thumb. The NWO stuff still doesn’t have an end game but at least
they’re building up to a card of matches at Halloween Havoc. There
are still a lot of problems plaguing the show though.
As
has been the problem since he first turned, we really don’t know why
Bret turned in the first place or why he turned again last week. The
closest we’ve gotten is he respects Hogan and wants to support him
but it’s still a problem in the whole story. We know they’re
feuding, but there’s really no backstory other than one guy turned on
the other after being together for no apparent reason. It’s
not confusing and you can figure it out well enough now, but it was a
confusing few months leading up without an actual reason for any of
it happening.
The
wrestling wasn’t the focus here and that’s fine. Kidman vs.
Psychosis was a decent enough match but it was just there to have a
longer match. This show still needs to be back at two hours as
there’s too much meaningless filler. There was only one really bad
part tonight and the pure awesomeness of Judy Bagwell brings this one
home.
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Monday Nitro – September 28, 1998

By Scott Keith on 19th February 2014

Monday
Nitro #156
Date:
September 28, 1998
Location:
Blue Cross Arena, Rochester, New York
Attendance:
10,523
Commentators:
Mike Tenay, Tony Schiavone, Bobby Heenan, Larry Zbyszko
Reviewed by Tommy Hall
We’re
four weeks away from Halloween Havoc and things aren’t exactly
looking up. The big news is Disciple joining Warrior to close out
last week. I’m not exactly sure why that’s big news but Tony
Schiavone said it was a huge moment in our sport and Tony would never
lie to me. Let’s get to it.

The
opening video talks recaps Warrior vs. Hogan and the One Warrior
Nation revolution, whatever that was supposed to be.
Announcers
and Nitro Girls open things up.
Here’s
the NWO for their first interview of the night. Eric thanks the fans
for all the money they’ve handed to him tonight. Hogan thanks them
for laying on the ground so he wouldn’t have to touch the streets
here in Rochester. He brags about making wrestling what it is today
and greatly increasing revenue in towns like this.
Hogan
made all the “good guys” think they were great but they really
couldn’t hang with Hollywood. I’m not sure if he was referring to
his friend of the month back in WWF or guys who weren’t all that
talented. He’ll prove that again at Halloween Havoc when he beats
the Warrior into the ground and moves a step closer to getting the
title back around his waist.
He
went out to “the hood” and all of his friends said he should
slaughter all of the lambs he lead to slaughter (his words) so
tonight he’s starting with Sting and Bret Hart. Hogan’s voice is
cracking as he talks here and keeps referring to the Black and White
as the Wood. You can even call him Woody because he’s just too
sweet. Larry: “Did he say the boys in the hood think he’s Ed
Wood?”
Opening
sequence.
La
Parka vs. Super Calo
La
Parka has a sombrero this week. Calo blasts him in the head during
the dance but La Parka comes back with what looked to be a low blow
for two. The dancer is sent face first into the middle buckle and
Calo hits a nice middle rope hurricanrana. A running charge misses
and La Parka’s shoulder hits the post, setting up a BIG dive from the
top to the floor by Calo.
Back
in and La Parka quickly puts him in the Tree of Woe for a running
spinwheel kick to the ribs. Calo gets his boots up to catch La Parka
coming off the top but is almost immediately kicked to the floor. He
pops back onto the apron and pulls La Parka off the top and drapes it
on the top rope. Another hurricanrana gets two on La Parka but he
comes back with an Alabama Slam and a corkscrew off the top for the
pin.
Rating:
C-. Not bad here and another
example of the incredibly deep cruiserweight roster the company had.
Super Calo hadn’t been seen in months but came back and had a nice
match here. It’s nice to be able to hold back on the big names for
once and let the other guys get the spotlight.
Calo
blasts La Parka with the chair.
Here’s
Bret Hart with something to say. He
takes up Hogan on his challenge tonight and promises to have people
watching his back to make sure it’s one on one. He’ll
make Hogan a zero if the fans give him one more chance to be a hero.
The fans really dug the speech.
Disciple
vs. Sick Boy
No
sunglasses for Disciple here and he comes out to the NWO music though
he’s wearing an OWN vest. Sick Boy jumps him to start but Disciple
no sells a suplex and chokes away. This time it’s Sick Boy no
selling a gutwrench suplex but Disciple immediately no sells a
neckbreaker and hits a big boot “to the face” (clearly missed)
and the Apocalypse is good for the pin. I wonder how many people
knew that was Brutus Beefcake. The only direct reference to it was a
one off line from Warrior calling him a barber and he looked so
different that it might not have been clear.
The
announcers hype Hogan vs. Hart tonight.
We
recap the battle of the Steiners and Scott and Buff faking all those
injuries. Their match at
Halloween Havoc will be No DQ.
Jericho
has challenged Goldberg for a World Title shot tonight.
Nitro
Party.
Nitro
Girls. The song instructs
the fans to say HO.
Lenny
Lane/Nick Dinsmore vs. Scott Steiner
Steiner
talks some trash about his brother before the match. Lane is quickly
sent to the floor and Dinsmore gets tossed around with ease.
Steiner’s dinner changes places and Lane is put in the Tree of Woe.
Dinsmore is tossed into the steps and Bagwell gets in some cheap
shots of his own. Scott suplexes Nick onto Lenny and a double
Steiner Recliner is good for the win.
Scott
feigns an injury post match and is walked to the back by a trainer.
Hour
#2 begins.
The
lights go out and we get Warrior Speak over the announce system.
Warrior says he and his fans have a message for Hogan: ever since
Warrior returned, Hogan has only shown him a pittance of what he used
to be. Warrior won’t make himself less than what he is until Hogan
becomes what he needs to be. That’s the most coherent he’s been in
years.
Here’s
Buff to talk about Steiner’s injury earlier. Scott
is on his way to the ambulance but Gene doesn’t buy it. The evil
laughter cuts them off and Buff wants to know where it’s coming from.
Back on subject, Buff doesn’t know if Scott will be ready for
Halloween Havoc or not.
The
Cat vs. Psychosis
Miller
does his five seconds schtick but Psychosis doesn’t understand. This
ticks Miller off so he kicks the masked man in the face. Psychosis
comes back with some kicks of his own and sends Cat to the floor.
Back in and a missile dropkick puts Cat down for two and it’s off to
a figure four neck lock. Miller blocks a spinwheel kick into a slam
but walks into a slam of his own. The guillotine legdrop misses
though and Miller’s Feliner hits the shoulder for the pin.
Rating:
D. Some of Miller’s kicks
looked good and that’s about all there was to see. Psychosis wasn’t
bad but he needed something better than Miller to work with. At
least it’s better than having another battle of the karate guys.
Hopefully the accuracy of the kicks get better as the night goes on.
Alex
Wright insults the crowd and the British Bulldog. Who thought we
needed to build to that match?
Disco
Inferno vs. Chavo Guerrero Jr.
Feeling
out process to start until Disco takes over with a hiptoss but stops
to nearly break Pepe the stick horse in half. Chavo goes NUTS and
takes over with right hands before throwing Inferno to the floor.
Back in and an atomic drop and clothesline get two on Disco but he
slams Chavo down. A dancing middle rope elbow gets a two count and
Chavo makes his comeback, only to have Disco jab him in the throat
with Pepe for the pin.
Rating:
D+. This was more of a story
than a match with Disco proving that he can hang with the
cruiserweights but not being legally allowed to compete in their
division. Chavo has toned down the insanity in recent weeks and is
becoming a more well rounded wrestler as a result.
Juvy
comes out to yell at Disco and gets a piledriver for his efforts.
Cool
Horsemen video.
Here
are the Horsemen for their awesome promo of the week. Before
they can start we’ve got Bischoff, Stevie Ray and Doug Dillinger to
interrupt. Flair kneels down and bows to “god” but cops snap him
back to seriousness. Apparently Stevie is claiming felonious assault
against the Horsemen for attacking him on Thunder. Dillinger is
getting thrown out as well for allowing it to happen. Bischoff
rips on Flair for missing the taping six months ago for his son’s
wrestling tournament and mocks southern people. This would be the
second time that Bischoff has made the Horsemen look weak while he
gets to stand tall.
Video
on Goldberg vs. Page.
WCW
World Title: Chris Jericho vs. Goldberg
Jericho
has a shirt saying “Jericho – 1, Goldberg – 0.” Chris does
the long walk from the back and calls this a match for the WCW World
Television Unified Championship.” Goldberg comes through the
entrance with the Mini-Goldberg on his shoulder. Jericho’s security
takes the spear and the one that isn’t Ralphus gets the Jackhammer as
Jericho runs.
Here’s
DDP for his regular chat. Page says he’s an incredibly competitive
wrestler but he isn’t getting in the ring with someone he hates.
It’s not Savage or HOLLYWOOD SCUM HOGAN but rather about good
competition. He’s getting jacked, the Horsemen are back and he’ll be
for real at Havoc.
Scott
Hall vs. Billy Kidman
Hall
actually looks sober here. The
toothpick toss cracks him up but Kidman won’t back down. Hall takes
Kidman into the corner for some loud chops but goes for a drink,
allowing Kidman to get a quick rollup for two. A sunset flip gets
the same but Hall jacks Kidman’s jaw to take over again. Vincent
still won’t let him have a drink so Hall stomps away in the corner.
We
hit the abdominal stretch as Kidman is getting crushed. Billy tries
to speed things up but walks into a chokeslam followed by mocking the
Giant. Why Hall would mock his World Tag Team Championship partner
is beyond me. Hall goes to the floor for a drink but Kidman takes
out Vincent and gets in some shots on Scott. A missile dropkick and
high cross body are good for two. Kidman
counters an Outsider’s Edge attempt but the second attempt is enough
for the pin.
Rating:
D+. This was a glorified squash
and I’m sure there was no other cruiserweight except for the
champion. Kidman got in a few shots and the fans were into him but
cruiserweights aren’t allowed to be competitive outside their weight
class in this company for reasons that I’ve never been able to
fathom.
Hour
#3.
British
Bulldog vs. Alex Wright
At
least it’s not on PPV. Before
the match Bulldog says suck it in German. Bulldog
shoves him against the ropes before they trade hammerlocks.
Apparently Hall has been celebrating a lot in the back and Tony lets
us figure out the details for ourselves. Bulldog puts on a surfboard
and bends him back for a two count but Wright pounds on Smith’s chest
to take over. A slingshot splash gets two for Alex but Smith comes
back with right hands in the corner. The powerslam takes Wright down
but the referee got bumped. Another
referee comes down as Alex hits the German suplex and it’s the old
double pin ending.
Rating:
D+…….seriously? With
everything WCW has going on right now they pick this to continue? It
wasn’t a terrible match or anything and Wright could use more TV time
but I see no reason for them to fight again. Bulldog wasn’t long for
the company due to his back injury flaring up but he didn’t look bad
here.
Nitro
Girls with the very cute Spice getting a solo.
Video
on Kevin Nash.
Brian
Adams vs. Kevin Nash
Some
kid jumps the rail and runs up the aisle at Nash who seems oblivious
to him. Feeling out process
to start until Adams takes over with a nice middle rope clothesline.
Nash is knocked to the floor but he sends Adams into the steps to
take over again. Back in and Kevin hits the big boot and loads up
the Jackknife but Stevie Ray comes in with the slap jack for the DQ.
Hall
comes down with a cup but pours it out to pound on Nash. Luger and
Konnan make the save.
Lex
Luger/Konnan vs. Hugh Morrus/Barry Darsow
As
we come back we see the exact same section of the crowd for the
fourth time tonight. You can see the same Hulk Hogan Wrestling Buddy
and a few signs that have been on camera multiple times earlier.
Konnan and Luger do a full entrance despite being in the ring just
four minutes ago. The
Wolfpack take turns pounding on Darsow to start but it’s quickly off
to Morrus who misses a running splash in the corner. The rolling
lariat sets up Konnan’s low dropkick but Barry breaks up the Tequila
Sunrise. A bad looking X Factor puts Darsow down and it’s back to
Luger for a quick Rack and the submission.
Nitro
Girls.
Hollywood
Hogan vs. Bret Hart
Bret
comes to the ring with no music and a slight limp. Feeling out
process to start with Hogan actually scoring with a takedown but Bret
easily takes over on the mat. Hollywood takes over again with a
cross armbreaker of all things but Bret is too close to the ropes.
Bret avoids three straight elbow drops and they head to the floor
with Hogan going shoulder first into the post.
Back
in and Bret is pulled to the floor again and the knee is in trouble.
Hogan drapes it over the barricade and bends it around the post
before putting on a spinning toehold. This brings out Sting to pull
Hogan off as the Wolfpack comes out to help Hart. Bret shouts at
Hogan to take on Sting and you can see the swerve from here.
Rating:
D+. This should have headlined
Starrcade and instead it’s a five minute match that is pretty clearly
setting up a screwjob to close the show. Nothing to the match of
course but seeing Hogan trying technical stuff is always bizarre.
One thing though: assuming Hart is with Hollywood, why would Hogan do
that much damage to the knee?
Hollywood
Hogan vs. Sting
They
slug it out to start as Bret is being taken out on a stretcher. A
belly to back puts Sting down for two and Bret is nearly in an
ambulance. Two medics jump Konnan and Luger before unhooking Bret.
It’s Bagwell and Scott Steiner pounding on the Wolfpack as Bret limps
back to the ring. Back in the arena Sting avoids the legdrop and
hits the Splash but Bret comes in to DDT Sting to block the Deathlock
for the DQ. Tony is of course in shock that someone would pull a
swerve in WCW.
Bret
puts Sting in the Sharpshooter with the knee looking fine. The NWO
does a number on Sting’s leg until Konnan comes out and can’t do
anything. Luger gets down there and pulls Sting to safety. The
lights go out to end the show.
Overall
Rating:
D. This is a difficult
one to grade. For one thing they kept the Warrior stuff confined to
the earlier part of the show and we didn’t have any smoke hijinks
tonight. On the other hand though, none of the matches were anything
special and the swerve into a heel turn is just dead anymore.
Actually Hart didn’t so much turn here as much as he dropped the
charade with Sting. Either way, there’s nothing to see here and I
dread the eventual burial of the Horsemen to make Bischoff look good
more and more every week.
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