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The solution

By Scott Keith on 5 February 2017


Hey Scott.

I’ve got the solution to WWE’s financial woes: an Anti-Twitter fee. I’d personally be willing to pay $30 a month for the network if I could get a version that didn’t have that annoying shit scrolling across the bottom of the screen and distracting me from the match. Throw in an extra $10 a month to remove the hashtag and "WW" bugs from the corners, and let the added money flow in.

​Hey now, they spent millions trying to find a way to justify all their Twitter obsessions and hashtags, you think they’re gonna let it go for something as minor as not pissing off their fanbase? That’s not how they roll. In fact, you can discuss this topic on social media using hashtag #IHateTwitter.​

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