Make The Rumble Great Again

-Bad Pacing


-No surprise retro entrant

-Too many people in the ring at one time throughout the whole course of match

-Another tone deaf move having Roman be #30 and make the final 2

-Randy Orton wins again


-They haven’t had a great Rumble since 2010!!!!!!!!

What needs to happen to fix the Rumble?

​They need to let Pat Patterson direct traffic again and get over their obsession with making sure no one ever looks dominant over anyone else unless it’s one of four or five chosen people. If you don’t WANT Goldberg or Brock winning the Rumble, then don’t put them all in the fucking match in the high twenties!

Honestly though, I think that if they had done the obvious and just spaced out the monsters so that we got Braun, then Goldberg, then Brock, then Undertaker in longer intervals over the course of the match, it would have helped the deadwood situation IMMENSELY ​by giving us someone to clear it out, and also given us a big star every 5:00 – 10:00 instead of Smackdown’s parade of geeks to fill time.