Keepin’ Shiek-y Baby Relevant, Man!

Hey Scott–

Just got done watching a Daily Show sketch where they complained about how news anchors try to read Human-Orangutan Hybrid Donald Trump’s tweet in a serious tone, leading to the auditioning of various characters to read his nonsense in a variety of styles.

Which lead me to an epiphany: Iron Shiek’s next job MUST be a podcast where he just sits… for an hour… reading Trump tweets.

Am I stupid… or stupider like a FOX?!?

​Wait, doesn’t Sheik get deported under Trump’s new plan? Unless he’s from Saudi Arabia, because they have oil and thus are not terrorists or something. He could just claim to be Mexican and buy himself some time, I suppose.

Anyway, definitely stupid like a FOX for your idea.​