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Danhausen Found Inside Cratehousen

By Kat Bourne on 28 February 2026

Danhausen, last seen in AEW, made his WWE debut by being the mystery object inside of the crate that has been seen on WWE broadcasts.

He handed Michael Cole a jar of teeth, a longtime trademark of his. His first WWE t-shirt was released immediately after his appearance on WWE Shop.

Danhausen is a popular indies wrestler who was signed by All Elite Wrestling. He describes himself as Conan O’Brien as a demon and often is trying to find ways to acquire human monies with plans to buy a blimp.

Stay tuned for Scott Keith’s full rant on Elimination Chamber or, we’re told, you will be cursed.

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