The Wednesday Night Thread

Holy shit did the Lightning suck in the playoffs this year. Woof. The Canucks didn’t exactly light the playoffs on fire the years they won the President’s Trophy, but getting swept in the first round? Yikes.

Smackdown’s ratings were up slightly, but overall the draft shows were still a dumpster fire. And yet the stock is nearing $100 / share. As Meltzer noted this morning, they could literally have no one watching on TV and no one at the house shows and Wall Street would still buy the stock because they have guaranteed money for the next five years.

Speaking of money, AEW announced a Brandi Rhodes v. Allie match for their July show in Jacksonville. I have nothing to add to this, but I would like to post this picture of Brandi from her Twitter.

What summer at my house is gonna look like…eh @CodyRhodes ? 😉 (I recently shushed him from the boobs comments…but I’ll allow a 🍑 comment…) pic.twitter.com/jHXBZPEa23

— Brandi Rhodes (@TheBrandiRhodes) April 2, 2019

There you go. Enjoy your night!