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Straight Up Your Candy Ass

By Scott Keith on 3 June 2017

Hi Scott,


The Wrestling Observer Flashback story about Arn screwing up the proctologist joke got me thinking about someone else who routinely spoke of sticking things where the sun doesn’t shine.

I’m curious. Did the Rock ever actually get to follow through on his weekly threat to stick something straight up his someone’s candy ass?

​If you’re asking "Did the Rock ever anally penetrate another man on national TV?", I’m thinking the answer is NO.

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