Apology

> Hey Scott.
>
> I would just like to apologize for America. I swear not all of us are racist, sexist morons. Just half of us, apparently.
>
> If you guys build a wall to keep us all out, can you please give me enough warning to cross the border before it’s finished? Or maybe you and I could start a business as mules to sneak American immigrants over the Canadian border when things inevitably go to shit down here?
>
> -Robby