Fat Ass City

Can we all agree that the best way to boost Raw’s ratings is by bringing back Scott Steiner to feud for the Universal title, saying Owens doesn’t deserve it because he’s got some fat asses?

Please tell me I’m not the first person to make this joke. It wrote itself, practically.

​I dunno, now that they’ve actually had the New Day start doing the fat jokes about Owens on TV, I don’t think it’s particularly cool or cutting edge to joke about it on the blog. Frankly, we should collectively move onto something else, like how Miz still sucks and everyone on here who likes him is stupid. THAT’S the wave of the future!​