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Danimal Crossing?

By Scott Keith on 14 September 2016

> Scott,
>
> So, in your opinion, which wrestler’s career most closely parallels the historical placement of danimalcrossing.com as a blog?
>
> 1. The Honky Tonk Man — No respect, but NUCLEAR southern heel heat and tons of chutzpah.
>
> 2. Al Snow — A decent hand who isn’t afraid of looking ridiculous, as long as he gets paid.
>
> 3. Paul Roma — A delusional curtain-jerker who is destined to implode in SPECTACULAR fashion.
>
> Rodney Rankin
>
> (P.S. Please, Danimal, no more pictures of what your wife made you for dinner!)

Heath Slater. During the period when it looked like he was going to be fired after the assault charges, but then he was just jobbed out for the next two years instead.

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