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Wrestlers on 60 Days In

By Scott Keith on 9 September 2016

> I don’t know if you’ve been watching the new season of 60 Days In, but I was watching the most recent episode (which heavily focused on some of the new inmates not doing a good job of fitting in and getting intimidated by the real cons), and got to thinking…
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> What wrestler do you think would "do the best" on the show. Not as in "what wrestler would do the best in prison" in a real life sentence (we’ve seen THAT particular scenario play out plenty of times), but who would be the best fit for the sheriffs program? Assuming no one in that prison had ever heard of professional wrestling, who would fit in best in that environment and infiltrate those groups best?
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> My guess would be someone from the era when kayfabe still reigned. Like, can you imagine sending a psychological mastermind like 92 Jake Roberts into the viper pit that is D-pod? He’d be running the place by the first chow time!
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New Jack. I would pay money to watch him on that show. I feel like Brock would also be entertaining. I think Orton would do the best of today’s crop, because he looks like a scumbag and would have viable street cred plus his AWOL back story.

I’m enjoying this season, but this is about as much of the show as I can take. There won’t be a third season anyway for safety reasons. Anyway, this year is too manufactured and fake via editing, although the contestants are at least less batshit this time. Except Monalisa.

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