How did Zeb Colter get a job?

By Scott Keith on 19 March 2015

Hey Scott,

Just wondering, since Vince thinks Managers are dead, how did Zeb get a job? I've heard Heyman came back because Lesnar requested it but it seems like Zeb just got hired. If it was just, "Well, Swagger sucks on the Mic," how come that philosophy doesn't extend to other talent?

Thanks.

Excellent question, Shelton.

I think in Zeb's case it was that they were going for a specific gag about American politics, and honestly I don't pay attention to anything on the news that isn't posted by George Takei on my Facebook feed anyway, so I couldn't even tell you what it was supposed to be spoofing. But it was less a managerial hire and more of a "Vince has a crazy whim and wants to mock someone" hire.

Also, Flash was fucking awesome tonight and the monkeys who write these shitty wrestling shows wish they could have me jumping up and down and losing my shit like I was watching "Out of Time" on Hulu tonight. NERDGASM! Of course we know Cisco can't die because he has another destiny, but HOLY FUCK show, rip my heart out much. A++++++++