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Daniel Bryan = Zach Ryder v 2.0

By Scott Keith on 10 May 2014

Why is Daniel Bryan running away from Kane like a pussy? How is anyone supposed to cheer for a little bitch coward? What's next after the failed car escape from Monday Night? Bryan's wife leaves him for Kane?
​Look, all the great World champions were booked like this, it's nothing to worry about. Steve Austin used to run away in terror in a cheap rental car every week, and he turned out fine. I can't count all the times that Rock looked like a dork in interview situations. And don't get me started on poor HHH and how he would always have to sell being afraid of guys he had already beaten cleanly!
Plus, it's really unfair to make the comparison with Ryder. Ryder had much better merchandise. ​

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