News Update Addendum

Apparently lost among the most important pieces of news over the last six months is that fact that the Wellness Policy changed in July, effectively reducing Randy Orton to one strike and thus explaining why they'd go ahead and push the shit out of him a month later. Now guys with two strikes can go through the "Redemption Program" and work their way out of a strike over an 18-month period with drug counselling and other smoke/mirror bullshit that allows the people behind this ridiculous policy to justify themselves. I assume they applied it retroactively to Randy as well so that he wouldn't have to wait until 2015 to be declared clean-living and a model citizen again.

Coincidentally, no one has been busted since July, when the policy changed. So the program continues to be as effective and well thought out as anything else in the company.