Speaking of kayfabe…

Apparently Dave Hester was absent from all of last season on Storage Wars because he got fired, and now he's suing the show and alleging that the entire show is a fabrication by the producers. Next you're gonna tell me that Barry Weiss isn't really good friends with Brad Whitford and the drummer from the Police, too.

Man, between his and the restaurant hidden camera shows, reality TV is really letting me down lately. I least I know that Parking Wars has to be 100% real, right? Ponytail wouldn't stand for disingenuous productions!