Garth Reviews JCW

Last week on JCW Lunacy, Kerry Morton was “gifted” a shot at the American Championship, but the match ended inconclusively as Ninja Mack seeks revenge on Facade, J-Rod made her presence known, giving Haley J a receipt and knocking out her momma for trying to get involved, Caleb Konley was revealed as Russo’s CHOSEN ONE after his man-servant Jeeves cost him a shot at CoKane’s #1 contender’s briefcase, and Mr. Anderson defeated James Storm for the vacant JCW Championship under questionable circumstances.

Last week on JCW Lunacy, Vince Russo made the difficult announcement that Matt Cardona would no longer be appearing for JCW and a new Champion would be crowned next week, as well as the decision to relieve Vampiro of his duties when he refused to fire Madman Pondo for the attempted murder of Mosh Pit Mike. CoKane survived a triple threat ladder match against Kerry Morton and Caleb Konley to get first dibs at the next Champion, PCO debuted and might be working for Big Vito, Jonathan Coachman debuted as well with a talking head segment (playing a heel, of course), Facade defeated Ninja Mack under questionable circumstances for the American Championship, and Al Crowley continues to abuse her powers yet can’t snatch the Women’s Title from Haley J.

Last week on JCW Lunacy, Kerry Morton was looking for answers from Matt Cross, but the only answer he got was where Cross was going to whoop Morton’s ass (it was in the parking lot. Unconfirmed rumors it was outside the NXT Studios). The Cowboy James Storm defeated Mr. Anderson and Nic Nemeth to earn a title shot against Matt Cardona, but fell short of accomplishing the dream when Anderson returned because he caught the Cowboy h-whackin’ in his tool shed. Facade evened up the series with Ninja Mack, Big Al Crowley continues to run amuck of the women’s roster, Vampiro and Madman Pondo attempted to unalive Mosh Pit Mike, and Big Vito is featured more than anyone on the show.

Last week on JCW Lunacy, Matt Cross continued to ruin Main Events, costing Kerry Morton his match with Caleb Konley with the winner climbing the ranks of the Heavyweight Championship contenders ladder. Big Al Crowley continues to abuse her powers as showrunner of the Women’s Division, booking herself in a Dog Collar Match with Haley J after finding turds in her luggage (and also accusing Vinnie Ru of sending her explicit photos of his member); Big Vito is an unpopular fellow and was beaten to a pulp by CoCaine; Ninja Mack defeated Facade in the 1st of their Best of 3 Series, and PCO is on his way to JCW.

We’re back with more Lunacy! We caught up with their overstuffed January 8th episode (or Episode #65) where we crowned NEW Tag Team Champions via chicanery, two matches ending in No Contests (including the no-rules #1 contender’s match between James Storm and Mr. Anderson), and the shocking reveal that Madman Pondo is still alive and cleared to work inside a professional wrestling ring. Oh, and if you’re a Big Vito fan, he was ALL OVER that episode, as well.

Yup. We’re giving Juggalo Championship Wrestling a shot at the Blog of Doom. With no vacancies in WWE or AEW content (don’t even DARE suggest ROH!), we’ll look into one of the lower-tier indy companies and see what kind of nonsense we can have fun with. I’ve watched most of the last two months of their show (available on their YouTube channel, typically dropping the new episode on Thursday at 7pm EST). We’re going to rewind the clock and watch the extra-long loaded episode from January 8th before we tackle the most recent episode (upload date January 15th).