Morning Daily News Update

Happy Saturday Everyone!

It’s WrestleMania weekend, so have fun if you’re watching any wrestling. I’m probably going to watch Mania but not much else. I would have bought the ROH show if you didn’t have to go to the hassle of signing up for Honour Club, and ditto for Bloodsport if you didn’t need a Triller+ sub. What’s wrong with just buying things on a one off basis these days? Why do I need a chuffing sub for everything?!

Anyway, rant over, let’s have the Morning Daily News Update; courtesy of those fabulous ferrets over at ITR!

Triple H is definitely retired

I should bally well hope so too good sir! No need for any more heart attacks

Rikishi likes Rhea Ripley’s bum related antics

Join the club Kish

Bayley’s favourite Mania entrance

Michaels at XII will always be iconic for me, especially as you could recreate it in Smackdown 5 for the PS2

And that’s your Morning Daily News Update. Have a good Saturday ya’ll. I probably won’t be home in time for NXT as it’s on at 5PM UK time and I’ll probably be driving home depressed after we’ve lost to Burnley. As is life.

Before you go, check out Miss Peacockery’s recent article on the week in women’s wrestling