Dear Wrestling Public,
I hate to say it, but I'll say it anyways because I really don't hate to say it. Then again, I'm not really saying it, I'm writing it. So I hate to write it, but I'm tapping out from Favorite Wrestling Promotion for now.
The biggest problem is that the show feels like I'm suffocating but that's because I inhaled too much metal in my lungs. That's toxic metal. In my lungs.
OMG! IT'S TOO MANY GOOD WRESTLERS AT ONE TIME! THAT'S…..uh…..a lot of ellipses. I don't watch any wrestling except for Favorite Wrestling Promotion because I have a life, unlike the losers who would do something like write a big ass email to announce
formally, publically, and with little self-awareness that I am disappointed that The Rock isn't coming back.
formally, publically, and with little self-awareness that I am disappointed that The Rock isn't coming back.
Following the first problem, we have way too many titles now. We have an injured World champion. And I'm saying *we* to *stress* that I once felt I *belonged* but now feel like I did when *girls* wouldn't go to *prom* with me. Who *isn't* going to go
to prom with a guy who may not be the best looking guy in the world, but who has a really big heart and is a really good guy and who is really smart about pro wrestling? Dumb ass broads.
to prom with a guy who may not be the best looking guy in the world, but who has a really big heart and is a really good guy and who is really smart about pro wrestling? Dumb ass broads.
To top it all off, there are lots of tournaments that create way too many interesting match combinations and I just can't handle it. And Dave Meltzer is a twat who I'm really jealous of, so I'll mention him here.
People in the comments will destroy me, but this feels like some nerdy wrestling game. And I used to play TNM but I lost my computer like 15 years ago and Oliver Copp won't give me new codes for free so I'm pretty pissy right now.
Oliver totally hooked me up with free codes to the new game a little while back. I was pretty pumped about it. Doesn’t help you I suppose.