Howdy Scott,
What if, now bear with me here, but what if, at Wrestlemania, Fucking Doink the Clown comes out at some point to cause mayhem and anarchy!
But the truly shocking reveal would be that it's (spoiler secret behind the makeup) to shock us all!
Now I need to know the shocking payoff! You can't leave me like that.
Oh I know, it's Greg Gagne, isn't it? Great crossover opportunity for him to sell his new action figures!