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Inside The World Of Bearded Douchebags

27th February 2022 by Scott Keith
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I feel like it’s been vastly understated that one of the most refreshing things about Hook is that he’s actually clean shaven. He’s living in a world where 94.6% of the roster are douchebags with beards. Seriously….when did this horrible phenomenon start in pro wrestling?
Hook is smart enough to completely differentiate himself from everyone else in the business with just one small detail. Also the fact that when you’re that much of a handsome devil, you don’t cover your babyface with cheeto-dust-collecting hair.
I heard he tried to grow a beard but he was practicing his mean look in the mirror and the facial hair got terrified and ran away.
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