have nothing better to do. I'm biased, but am confident the below additions/revisions would have made for a better Rumble despite it not taking weeks of planning to come up with.
– Nakamura and Styles start and last until the mid-20s where they fight onto the apron, and Nak low blows Styles to eliminate him (history repeating itself!) and then as he's doing his “come on!!!” taunt to AJ on the outside, Boogs kicks him off the apron.
Poetic justice, every man for himself, etc. Also have to do a spot where a geek charges at Nakamura as he's by the ropes and he does his “bend backwards while holding onto the top rope” pose and the geek goes flying out over the top.
stays down until 26 comes out, gets to his feet, and 26 hits THEIR finisher on him, putting him down again. Rinse, repeat until Brock at 30. Knoxville, having taken five different finishers at this point, takes one look at Brock and eliminates himself. On
his way to the back, Sami comes back out and kicks him again. The other Jackass guys come back and finally carry him to safety.
E and eliminates him instead because Owens is a dick.
is a dick.
Orton hits Brock with an RKO but walks into a Claymore and gets dumped.
– Brock and Drew fight THROUGH the ropes to the outside and basically do a mini-streetfight out there. They fight into the crowd, go through announce tables, hit finishers on the floor, etc. They crawl back into the ring and Drew hits a Claymore. He gets ready
to hit one more but walks into an F5 and Brock dumps him to win. We go backstage with Reigns looking pissed and Heyman looking worried as Brock celebrates in the ring. End scene.