Let's try a different sort of fantasy booking:
We've all had a lot of fun charting the various dubious claims Hogan has made over the years. What sort of whoppers can we imagine him laying down about his cameo in Gremlins 2? I could see him claiming that Hollywood directors were so impressed with his
scene that they were pursuing him for major roles. In Hogan-land, Scorsese had him tapped for Max Cady in the Cape Fear remake; Cameron was approaching him for the T-1000 role; Demme offered him Hannibal Lecter, but he had to turn it down.
What kind of tall tales can every one else imagine?
He trained Chuck Norris how to fight, I heard.