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GAB 96

11th January 2022 by Scott Keith
Rants


I was watching GAB 96, which you loved, and got to the football/horsemen match and it was fascinating/depressing where everyone is today.


Kevin Green: Dead

Randy Savage: Dead

Bobby Heenan: Dead

Randy Anderson: Dead

Woman: Dead

Elizabeth: Dead

Dusty: Dead

Mongo: In extremely bad health

Arn: Nursing a sprained ankle from stumbling while walking from his recliner to the fridge.

Flair: Calling his son-in-law for bail money after being arrested for exposing himself to a waitress at the Charlotte TGIFridays. Again.

Schiavone: Wearing pajama pants while interviewing Glenn Jacobs' gimmick stealing niece.

Debra: Watching foxnews in a 9 bedroom house in alabama paid for with austin 316 t-shirt money.

Kevin Green's rattail: Sitting in a box in the WWE warehouse, waiting for them to open a physical hall of fame.
Yup. Really puts it into perspective.
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