GAB 96
By Scott Keith on 11 January 2022
I was watching GAB 96, which you loved, and got to the football/horsemen match and it was fascinating/depressing where everyone is today.
Kevin Green: Dead
Randy Savage: Dead
Bobby Heenan: Dead
Randy Anderson: Dead
Woman: Dead
Elizabeth: Dead
Dusty: Dead
Mongo: In extremely bad health
Arn: Nursing a sprained ankle from stumbling while walking from his recliner to the fridge.
Flair: Calling his son-in-law for bail money after being arrested for exposing himself to a waitress at the Charlotte TGIFridays. Again.
Schiavone: Wearing pajama pants while interviewing Glenn Jacobs' gimmick stealing niece.
Debra: Watching foxnews in a 9 bedroom house in alabama paid for with austin 316 t-shirt money.
Kevin Green's rattail: Sitting in a box in the WWE warehouse, waiting for them to open a physical hall of fame.
Yup. Really puts it into perspective.