The missed phone call

Look, you seem a bit confused here so let me hit you with some facts so you'll understand the proper way to feel.

FACT: Hulk Hogan was insanely jealous of Mr. Wonderful because had a better body and better hair.

FACT: Bobby Heenan stated on Prime Time Wrestling that he saw, WITH HIS OWN EYES, Hulk Hogan backhand Orndorff off the apron in their tag team match due to his jealousy, probably because he knew that he couldn't have beaten the Moondogs on his own like Orndorff did. Why would Bobby say that, UNDER OATH MIND YOU, if he wasn't telling the truth?

FACT: The gym probably wasn't even open that day. I bet Hogan was just ducking Paul's call.

FACT: Hogan's knees were BENT and Orndorff's were STRAIGHT. If Orndorff was bald he'd be the champion!

Look, I'm sorry I had to school you like that, but sometimes you just need to face the facts.