Daily News Update – March 14, 2020

Well, we made it to the weekend. Hope you don’t need any toilet paper.

What a weird show last night. What I don’t understand is why it’s so damn integral that they have to be LIVE LIVE LIVE for these stupid empty arena shows. Just tape a few hours of footage at the PC, splice it together with video packages and some matches from the library, and send everyone home for a couple of weeks.

DATELINE: Everything everywhere is cancelled, but use code COVID19 for 20% off your order at Wrestlemania when you buy a hot dog and t-shirt!

DATELINE: Paige was supposed to be on Smackdown, but missed the show due to travel issues. See guys, rest assured that even in these troubled times, WWE can still false advertise on their TV shows.