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Joey Ryan is KILLING WRESTLING…

By Scott Keith on 3 April 2019



So the whole penis photo op has started the now regular “this is ruining wrestling thing”. Isn’t this such a dumb statement?

Wrestling is pure carny entertainment. Guys used to wrestle bears, Andre was a carny act (an actual giant)… we’ve had the Johnsons, ding dongs, Dungeon on Doom, crotch chops, SUCK IT chants, Katie Vick, Mae Young’s hand, Live sex celebrations and Judy Bagwell on a pole.

Why does Joey Ryan get so much shit from WWE apologist fans? Is it because he’s used his actual dick to make money and prove he doesn’t need WWE to succeed. I had a dad tell me he’d never take his kid to an Indy show, and then literally tell me the attitude era was “the best!”



People are dumb. Although I would not personally pay to touch his wang, the whole segment at All In was the BEST, Jerry, the best, and anyone who disagrees with me is objectively wrong and deserves to be elbowdropped like King Kong Bundy’s partners at WM3.

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