A Wrestlemania top ten!
By Scott Keith on 3 April 2019
Top ten not-totally-implausible things that could happen at Wrestlemania, from most probable to least probable!
10. a remake of the Daniel Bryan “Monster” video, except about Kofi’s rise and about how Bryan has become a corrupt monster heel
9. a Kinshasa/superkick/Machka kick/superkick/flying dropkick/Brogue kick/Black Mass sequence
8. New Day counters the hemp belt with a pink-and-blue, pancake-themed customized WWE title
7. Kofi counters that by just bringing the old belt out of retirement
6. HHH has a Thanos theme for his traditional over-the-top Mania entrance
5. Miz wears the “Besties” jersey to the ring. Shane mocks him for it, but then injures his hands punching since Miz has a steel plate underneath.
4. Elias is interrupted by some random guitarist playing a cover of “Ain’t No Grave,” followed by the GONG
3. during the Hall Of Fame roll call, Batista attacks DX. Bonus points if Bret sneaks a cheap shot in on Shawn, just for kicks.
2. Cesaro giant-swinging somebody while Ricochet leaps over the guy every time
1. during HHH/Batista, a fan in a Starlord mask punches Triple H in the face, and then he unmasks and it’s actually Chris Pratt. Isn’t Pratt a wrestling fan? I feel like he’d be on board with this. (Bonus points if it’s Vin Diesel in a Groot mask)
I really like the Giant Swing idea, actually. Less so the Pancake Belt.