Dave is…pretty generous with the Chamber

New Observer is out this morning, and Dave was much more generous with the match ratings for Elimination Chamber than I was, that’s for sure.

1. Women’s Chamber match ***1/4
2. Sheamus & Cesaro over Worldwide Geeks **1/4
3. Asuka over Nia Jax **1/2 (“But the match totally destroyed Asuka’s aura”, he noted)
4. Matt Hardy over Bray Wyatt **
5. Men’s Chamber ***3/4

Dave’s really mellowed in his old age, I see. In no universe was the men’s Chamber match flirting with **** for me.