How to book The Big Show

This is probably a better use of The Big Show than anything WWE has done with him since the Jerishow / Showmiz days.

http://www.pastemagazine.com/articles/2016/03/heel-to-face-the-hellish-big-show-fan-fic-no-one-a.html

​I’m not gonna lie, the thought of Roman Reigns wrestling a pudding cup at Wrestlemania is probably a better idea than what he’s actually doing. Plus the $8 hot dogs gave me a half-chub. Is this the greatest Big Show erotic fan fiction I’ve ever read? Hard to say. You lose track after a while, ya know? ​