Rev Rock
By Scott Keith on 24 May 2015
As if The Rock wasn't already on the Mount Rushmore of Pure Awesomeness.
I don't think there is any argument that Rock is the greatest choice to officiate a wedding. But which 3 wrestling personalities would you think would be the next best options?
My list:
- Macho Man – The guests wouldn't understand him, but he would raise his voice at just the right times
- Bobby Heenan – Just for the option to cut down every crazy member of the family
- Ric Flair – While he'd be looking WAY too closely at the bride, I think ultimately he'd do the right thing and go through with the ceremony.
Dead last would be Shawn Michaels, who would actually go through with what Ric Flair is thinking.
I think Bobby would be better suited to hosting the wedding or giving the best man speech. Really I doubt anyone is going to top the Rock in this kind of battle. I would definitely allow the Reverend Slick to officiate my wedding.