by Logan Scisco
–Mankind is shown
smashing up the boiler room underneath the arena and ranting about something.
smashing up the boiler room underneath the arena and ranting about something.
–A video package
recaps Mankind getting hit over the head with a chair by the Undertaker on last
week’s show and how the Undertaker, dressed as Kane, attacked Mankind on Sunday
Night Heat.
recaps Mankind getting hit over the head with a chair by the Undertaker on last
week’s show and how the Undertaker, dressed as Kane, attacked Mankind on Sunday
Night Heat.
–Jim Ross and Jerry
“The King” Lawler are in the booth and they are live from Omaha, Nebraska.
“The King” Lawler are in the booth and they are live from Omaha, Nebraska.
–Mankind walks out
and demands to hear the truth from Vince McMahon, who has always leveled with
him. McMahon tentatively comes into the
ring and cuts a Gilded Age promo about how he loathes people who need his help. McMahon tells Mankind that Kane and the
Undertaker are working together and do not care about him, which brings out
Kane and Paul Bearer. Bearer accuses McMahon
of trying to poison his son’s mind, to which McMahon suddenly freaks out and
accuses the Undertaker of being underneath Kane’s mask. McMahon goes to rip Kane’s mask off, but the
lights suddenly go out. When they come
back on the Undertaker has McMahon by the throat, but Mankind sacrifices
himself for McMahon and Bearer also gets decked. Today’s creative team needs to watch the way
that this story was developed because it had lots of interesting twists and
turns. 1 for 1
and demands to hear the truth from Vince McMahon, who has always leveled with
him. McMahon tentatively comes into the
ring and cuts a Gilded Age promo about how he loathes people who need his help. McMahon tells Mankind that Kane and the
Undertaker are working together and do not care about him, which brings out
Kane and Paul Bearer. Bearer accuses McMahon
of trying to poison his son’s mind, to which McMahon suddenly freaks out and
accuses the Undertaker of being underneath Kane’s mask. McMahon goes to rip Kane’s mask off, but the
lights suddenly go out. When they come
back on the Undertaker has McMahon by the throat, but Mankind sacrifices
himself for McMahon and Bearer also gets decked. Today’s creative team needs to watch the way
that this story was developed because it had lots of interesting twists and
turns. 1 for 1
–The Undertaker is
shown walking into Kane’s dressing room backstage.
shown walking into Kane’s dressing room backstage.
–Luna Vachon (w/Sable
& The Oddities) beats Jacqueline (w/Marc Mero) with a splash off the top
rope at 2:25:
& The Oddities) beats Jacqueline (w/Marc Mero) with a splash off the top
rope at 2:25:
Sable continues her on-screen connection to the Oddities
by introducing Luna for this match. As
expected, Sable interferes by tripping Jacqueline when she climbs to the top
rope and that allows Luna to win. After
the match, Sable gives Luna the bikini contest trophy that Jacqueline and Mero
have carried around the ring. Ross puts
over how Sable is making the Oddities feel good about themselves. What segment of the fan base were the
Oddities supposed to appeal to?
by introducing Luna for this match. As
expected, Sable interferes by tripping Jacqueline when she climbs to the top
rope and that allows Luna to win. After
the match, Sable gives Luna the bikini contest trophy that Jacqueline and Mero
have carried around the ring. Ross puts
over how Sable is making the Oddities feel good about themselves. What segment of the fan base were the
Oddities supposed to appeal to?
–Michael Cole tells
us that Steve Austin is not happy because he has to worry about what the
Undertaker is doing and he isn’t happy about having to defend the tag team
titles in a four corners match tonight.
us that Steve Austin is not happy because he has to worry about what the
Undertaker is doing and he isn’t happy about having to defend the tag team
titles in a four corners match tonight.
–We get the first
showing of the Highway to Hell music video for SummerSlam. I still get excited seeing this video sixteen
years later.
showing of the Highway to Hell music video for SummerSlam. I still get excited seeing this video sixteen
years later.
–Brawl for All
Quarter-Finals: Darren Drozdov beats
Savio Vega via decision:
Quarter-Finals: Darren Drozdov beats
Savio Vega via decision:
Although Droz and Hawk fought to a draw in the first
round, Droz advanced because Hawk was in no condition for a rematch. Droz takes down Savio a few times and nearly
knocks Savio out at the end of the third round.
He advances to the semi-finals in a dull contest. 1 for
2
round, Droz advanced because Hawk was in no condition for a rematch. Droz takes down Savio a few times and nearly
knocks Savio out at the end of the third round.
He advances to the semi-finals in a dull contest. 1 for
2
–Triple H and Chyna
are shown arriving at the arena, but X-Pac isn’t with them. Is D-Generation X falling apart?
are shown arriving at the arena, but X-Pac isn’t with them. Is D-Generation X falling apart?
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–Cole interviews
Chyna, who tells him to suck it and pushes him into a car. That sounds a little more dirty than I meant
it.
Chyna, who tells him to suck it and pushes him into a car. That sounds a little more dirty than I meant
it.
–Ross and Lawler
discuss how Jeff Jarrett and Southern Justice beat up Tennessee Lee on Sunday
Night Heat, thereby ending Lee’s brief WWF stint.
discuss how Jeff Jarrett and Southern Justice beat up Tennessee Lee on Sunday
Night Heat, thereby ending Lee’s brief WWF stint.
–LOD 2000 are
scheduled to face Southern Justice, but Hawk’s substance abuse problems rear
their ugly head again as Hawk is startled by the fireworks during the LOD’s
entrance and falls off the ramp. WWF
officials refuse to let Hawk compete, so Southern Justice beat up Animal before
Droz makes the save. However, Jeff
Jarrett hits the ring, blasts Droz with a guitar, and shaves part of his head. At least this is giving Jarrett an edge to
his character. 2 for 3
scheduled to face Southern Justice, but Hawk’s substance abuse problems rear
their ugly head again as Hawk is startled by the fireworks during the LOD’s
entrance and falls off the ramp. WWF
officials refuse to let Hawk compete, so Southern Justice beat up Animal before
Droz makes the save. However, Jeff
Jarrett hits the ring, blasts Droz with a guitar, and shaves part of his head. At least this is giving Jarrett an edge to
his character. 2 for 3
–X-Pac is shown
arriving at the arena alone.
arriving at the arena alone.
–Get a big poster
of Triple H when you buy Stridex pads!
of Triple H when you buy Stridex pads!
–The members of
D-Generation X come out to the ring individually. X-Pac cuts off Triple H’s opening promo by
saying that he’s tired of him “and his bitch.”
DX members take turns calling each other jack offs and realize that they
have things in common. Chyna interrupts
them trying to moon the crowd, which they call “the DX split,” before doing it
herself. You see, we’ve all been fooled
by DX wanting to split up! Triple H
tries to get another female fan to take her top off, but she refuses. 2 for
4
D-Generation X come out to the ring individually. X-Pac cuts off Triple H’s opening promo by
saying that he’s tired of him “and his bitch.”
DX members take turns calling each other jack offs and realize that they
have things in common. Chyna interrupts
them trying to moon the crowd, which they call “the DX split,” before doing it
herself. You see, we’ve all been fooled
by DX wanting to split up! Triple H
tries to get another female fan to take her top off, but she refuses. 2 for
4
–Cole interviews
Steve Austin in the locker room, but ends getting tossed into the shower. Be a star, Steve!
Steve Austin in the locker room, but ends getting tossed into the shower. Be a star, Steve!
–Bart Gunn comes by
the announce table and tells Ross that he is tired of getting disrespected for
beating Steve Williams in the Brawl for All.
the announce table and tells Ross that he is tired of getting disrespected for
beating Steve Williams in the Brawl for All.
–Our next match is
supposed to be The Godfather-Vader, but Vader chooses to take the Godfather’s
hos rather than fight. After leaving the
ring, Vader tells Bart Gunn that he had better knock the Godfather out next
week, to which Gunn knocks Vader out with a left hand and attacks the
Godfather. So whenever Vader “wins” he
really loses! 2 for 5
supposed to be The Godfather-Vader, but Vader chooses to take the Godfather’s
hos rather than fight. After leaving the
ring, Vader tells Bart Gunn that he had better knock the Godfather out next
week, to which Gunn knocks Vader out with a left hand and attacks the
Godfather. So whenever Vader “wins” he
really loses! 2 for 5
–Val Venis and John
Wayne Bobbitt are shown arriving to the arena in a limo.
Wayne Bobbitt are shown arriving to the arena in a limo.
–Dustin Runnels
tells us that the next segment contains explicit content. He urges viewers to watch quality, wholesome
programming instead, such as a special about reptiles on the Discovery
Channel. For those not familiar with
this era, Runnels character was a jab at evangelical Christian forces that were
criticizing the content of WWF programming during this period.
tells us that the next segment contains explicit content. He urges viewers to watch quality, wholesome
programming instead, such as a special about reptiles on the Discovery
Channel. For those not familiar with
this era, Runnels character was a jab at evangelical Christian forces that were
criticizing the content of WWF programming during this period.
–Val Venis is
wheeled to the ring by John Wayne Bobbitt and Mrs. Yamaguchi-San. For those unfamiliar with 1990s popular
culture, Bobbitt became famous for his wife severing his penis while he slept
in 1993. Lawler interviews Venis, who
has an ice bag on his groin, and Venis says he is now half the man he used to
be. However, he’s just fooling us as he
rips off his clothes to reveal his ring attire.
He says the cold cutting board he was on, some timely “shrinkage,” and
Bobbitt turning off the light as Yamaguchi-San came down with his sword helped
him avoid problems. Amazing how all of
those things came together at once! Sort
of like Washington fleeing Brooklyn Heights with the Continental Army during
the American Revolution! Lawler makes
some puns about the situation and Venis ends the segment by kicking Mrs.
Yamaguchi-San to the curb because she brought him too much trouble. Venis tosses her a double AA battery as she
leaves. This was ridiculous on so many
levels. 2 for 6
wheeled to the ring by John Wayne Bobbitt and Mrs. Yamaguchi-San. For those unfamiliar with 1990s popular
culture, Bobbitt became famous for his wife severing his penis while he slept
in 1993. Lawler interviews Venis, who
has an ice bag on his groin, and Venis says he is now half the man he used to
be. However, he’s just fooling us as he
rips off his clothes to reveal his ring attire.
He says the cold cutting board he was on, some timely “shrinkage,” and
Bobbitt turning off the light as Yamaguchi-San came down with his sword helped
him avoid problems. Amazing how all of
those things came together at once! Sort
of like Washington fleeing Brooklyn Heights with the Continental Army during
the American Revolution! Lawler makes
some puns about the situation and Venis ends the segment by kicking Mrs.
Yamaguchi-San to the curb because she brought him too much trouble. Venis tosses her a double AA battery as she
leaves. This was ridiculous on so many
levels. 2 for 6
–Edge is shown
hanging out in the crowd.
hanging out in the crowd.
–Brawl for All
Quarter-Finals: Bradshaw beats
“Marvelous” Marc Mero via decision:
Quarter-Finals: Bradshaw beats
“Marvelous” Marc Mero via decision:
In another case of a loser advancing, Mero made it into
the quarter-finals after Steve Blackman suffered a knee injury. Mero is able to land a few good punches, but
he is still vulnerable to takedowns, which is how Bradshaw keeps the bout
even. Bradshaw is clearly gassed by the
third round, but Mero cannot land a knockout.
Another round is used as a tiebreaker when everything ends up tied after
regulation and for all intents and purposes, there should have been a fifth
round because the fourth followed the same pattern of Mero landing more punches
and Bradshaw landing a takedown. But you
know, TV time constraints and all. In
retrospect, the WWF should have banned takedowns from this competition because
guys going for takedowns all ruined a lot of bouts. 2 for
7
the quarter-finals after Steve Blackman suffered a knee injury. Mero is able to land a few good punches, but
he is still vulnerable to takedowns, which is how Bradshaw keeps the bout
even. Bradshaw is clearly gassed by the
third round, but Mero cannot land a knockout.
Another round is used as a tiebreaker when everything ends up tied after
regulation and for all intents and purposes, there should have been a fifth
round because the fourth followed the same pattern of Mero landing more punches
and Bradshaw landing a takedown. But you
know, TV time constraints and all. In
retrospect, the WWF should have banned takedowns from this competition because
guys going for takedowns all ruined a lot of bouts. 2 for
7
–The Undertaker
tells Cole that he will do his explaining in the ring tonight.
tells Cole that he will do his explaining in the ring tonight.
–The Undertaker’s
beatdown of Mankind on Sunday Night Heat is the Stridex Triple Action segment.
beatdown of Mankind on Sunday Night Heat is the Stridex Triple Action segment.
–Four Corners
Match for the WWF Tag Team Championship:
Kane & Mankind beat Steve Austin & The Undertaker (Champions),
The New Age Outlaws, and The Rock & D-Lo Brown to win the titles when Kane
pins the Undertaker with a chokeslam at 14:29:
Match for the WWF Tag Team Championship:
Kane & Mankind beat Steve Austin & The Undertaker (Champions),
The New Age Outlaws, and The Rock & D-Lo Brown to win the titles when Kane
pins the Undertaker with a chokeslam at 14:29:
Ross and Lawler make clear that partners cannot pin each
other, which is how the Outlaws defended the titles in a multi-team match a few
months prior to this. This is the
so-called “Outlaws rule.” Owen Hart is
supposed to be the Rock’s partner, but Ken Shamrock knocks him out of the match
with an ankle lock before the opening bell, so D-Lo Brown takes Owen’s
place. In a funny bit, Mankind does not
want to stand next to Kane in his team’s corner, so he chooses to stand near
the Rock when he tags out o D-Lo. The Rock
doesn’t take kindly to this and demands Mankind go back to his proper place. It’s really amazing how organic the “Rocky
sucks” chants are too, as the crowd just starts chanting it at random intervals
of the match, even when the Rock isn’t in the ring. Kane solemnly stands in the corner when all
hell breaks loose, where Mankind tags him, and Kane proceeds to give the
Undertaker one chokeslam to regain the titles for his team. After the bell, the Undertaker rises to his
feet, not selling the damage Kane just inflicted upon him, and he stares at
Austin as we go off the air. This had
some good storytelling and action, although things really slowed to a crawl
near the end. Rating: ***¼ (3 for 8)
other, which is how the Outlaws defended the titles in a multi-team match a few
months prior to this. This is the
so-called “Outlaws rule.” Owen Hart is
supposed to be the Rock’s partner, but Ken Shamrock knocks him out of the match
with an ankle lock before the opening bell, so D-Lo Brown takes Owen’s
place. In a funny bit, Mankind does not
want to stand next to Kane in his team’s corner, so he chooses to stand near
the Rock when he tags out o D-Lo. The Rock
doesn’t take kindly to this and demands Mankind go back to his proper place. It’s really amazing how organic the “Rocky
sucks” chants are too, as the crowd just starts chanting it at random intervals
of the match, even when the Rock isn’t in the ring. Kane solemnly stands in the corner when all
hell breaks loose, where Mankind tags him, and Kane proceeds to give the
Undertaker one chokeslam to regain the titles for his team. After the bell, the Undertaker rises to his
feet, not selling the damage Kane just inflicted upon him, and he stares at
Austin as we go off the air. This had
some good storytelling and action, although things really slowed to a crawl
near the end. Rating: ***¼ (3 for 8)
–Tune in next week
to see Ken Shamrock, Owen Hart, and Dan Severn collide in a triple threat
match!
to see Ken Shamrock, Owen Hart, and Dan Severn collide in a triple threat
match!
The Final Report Card: This RAW was Vince Russo’s dream scenario
when there are very few matches and segments constitute the entire show. I have nothing against using lots of angles
to advance storylines, but this show took it too far. This show ended RAWs four week winning
streak, which should have been evidence for Russo’s future employers that his
view of wrestling was not always a ratings winner.
when there are very few matches and segments constitute the entire show. I have nothing against using lots of angles
to advance storylines, but this show took it too far. This show ended RAWs four week winning
streak, which should have been evidence for Russo’s future employers that his
view of wrestling was not always a ratings winner.
Monday Night War Rating: 4.5 (vs. 4.6 for Nitro)
Show Evaluation: Thumbs Down