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Create a ‘Legends House’

By Scott Keith on 1 May 2014

So, who’s been checking out Legends House on the Network?

I think it’s some light entertainment. It is what it is. It doesn’t seem as badly scripted/contrived as Total Divas, at least.

Anyway, to the point.

If you could book the next season of Legends House (Which would appear to be an inevitability), who would be your eight contestants?

And don’t forget to include an all important HOST! (Ashley from the Pussycat Dolls in the current series)

I’d probably do a House of Hardcore spin-off, myself:

1. Sandman (Funny/clever guy, full of hilarious stories, amazing chemistry with Levy)
2. Terry Funk (‘Middle-aged and crazy’)
3. Raven (See ‘Sandman’, but up the IQ)
4. RVD (An opinionated, out-spoken guy. Him and Sabu are good pals, but you haven’t seen as much of them two together as Sandman/Raven)
5. Tajiri (Apparently can talk more English then he lets on. Be interesting to get to know him a little better)
6. Sabu (Watched a YouShoot with him and he seemed like a cool guy)
7. Tommy Dreamer (I heard he does a lot of funny shit to ‘pop the boys’. I think that’s kind of what his WWE ‘Jackass’ style gimmick was drawn from)
8. Paul Heyman (Oh c’mon…)

Host – Don ‘Cyrus the Virus’ Callis (Just a fucking great talker. Would be awesome)

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