by Logan Scisco
–This was a
Saturday edition of RAW because RAW was pre-empted by the Westminster Dog Show.
Saturday edition of RAW because RAW was pre-empted by the Westminster Dog Show.
–Jim Ross, Kevin
Kelly, and Michael Cole are doing commentary and they are taped in Dallas,
Texas. This show is where the WWF
scratch logo made its debut.
Kelly, and Michael Cole are doing commentary and they are taped in Dallas,
Texas. This show is where the WWF
scratch logo made its debut.
–Opening
Contest: The Quebecers beat The Legion
of Doom by count out at 6:13:
Contest: The Quebecers beat The Legion
of Doom by count out at 6:13:
About four minutes into this slow match, the New Age
Outlaws come out with a dumpster, attack Hawk, and slam him into it. This creates a handicap match and when Animal
spots what has happened to Hawk, he runs off the New Age Outlaws with a chair,
but this causes the Legion of Doom to get counted out and lose the match. Unimpressive contest that was dying before
the Outlaws came out. Do we really need
another Legion of Doom-Outlaws feud? Rating:
* (0 for 1)
Outlaws come out with a dumpster, attack Hawk, and slam him into it. This creates a handicap match and when Animal
spots what has happened to Hawk, he runs off the New Age Outlaws with a chair,
but this causes the Legion of Doom to get counted out and lose the match. Unimpressive contest that was dying before
the Outlaws came out. Do we really need
another Legion of Doom-Outlaws feud? Rating:
* (0 for 1)
–Ross says that
D-Generation X is threatening a lawsuit toward Steve Austin because of what he
did to Chyna at No Way Out. The ground
for the lawsuit is emotional distress. A
video package is aired to hype Chyna. DX
will give more details about the lawsuit on Monday.
D-Generation X is threatening a lawsuit toward Steve Austin because of what he
did to Chyna at No Way Out. The ground
for the lawsuit is emotional distress. A
video package is aired to hype Chyna. DX
will give more details about the lawsuit on Monday.
–Ken Shamrock
defeats Sniper (w/Recon) via submission to the ankle lock at 5:15:
defeats Sniper (w/Recon) via submission to the ankle lock at 5:15:
The Jackyl is on commentary and Sniper controls much of
the match since he and Recon make this a two-on-one contest behind the
referee’s back. However, Shamrock makes
the comeback out of nowhere and secures the victory. A tolerable match, but it is surprising that
they let Sniper get in so much offense here, as this should have been an easy
squash for Shamrock. Rating:
*½ (1 for 2)
the match since he and Recon make this a two-on-one contest behind the
referee’s back. However, Shamrock makes
the comeback out of nowhere and secures the victory. A tolerable match, but it is surprising that
they let Sniper get in so much offense here, as this should have been an easy
squash for Shamrock. Rating:
*½ (1 for 2)
–After the match,
Shamrock gives Recon a belly-to-belly suplex and the Jackyl berates Sniper for
his loss. The Jackyl slaps Sniper and
Sniper walks out when the Jackyl turns his back to him in the ring.
Shamrock gives Recon a belly-to-belly suplex and the Jackyl berates Sniper for
his loss. The Jackyl slaps Sniper and
Sniper walks out when the Jackyl turns his back to him in the ring.
–Call 1-900-737-4WWF
to hear more about D-Generation X’s lawsuit, the WWF injury report, and what
celebrities will be at WrestleMania!
to hear more about D-Generation X’s lawsuit, the WWF injury report, and what
celebrities will be at WrestleMania!
–Recon tells the
announcers that there is no communication breakdown in the Truth Commission,
but Sniper says that is incorrect and they need to go it alone as a team. He throws a chair into a locker to make his
point.
announcers that there is no communication breakdown in the Truth Commission,
but Sniper says that is incorrect and they need to go it alone as a team. He throws a chair into a locker to make his
point.
–Jerry Lawler
interviews Marc Mero and Sable, with Sable refusing to wear her Marvelous Marc
Mero jacket. Mero says he’s tired of
being the “Bad man,” which is an inside joke at his Johnny B. Badd persona, and
he blames Sable for trying to become the star of their partnership. Mero says that Sable can’t win wrestling
matches and that he fell down when Sable pushed him at No Way Out because he
tripped. A man brings Sable flowers and
Mero demands to know who her secret admirer is, but she just walks off. A good segment due to Mero’s good promo work (2 for 3)
interviews Marc Mero and Sable, with Sable refusing to wear her Marvelous Marc
Mero jacket. Mero says he’s tired of
being the “Bad man,” which is an inside joke at his Johnny B. Badd persona, and
he blames Sable for trying to become the star of their partnership. Mero says that Sable can’t win wrestling
matches and that he fell down when Sable pushed him at No Way Out because he
tripped. A man brings Sable flowers and
Mero demands to know who her secret admirer is, but she just walks off. A good segment due to Mero’s good promo work (2 for 3)
–Jim Cornette
complains that the fans are booing the great wrestling of the National
Wrestling Alliance and he says that the NWA will show people what they are
supposed to like. He hypes the Rock N’
Roll Express defending the NWA World Tag Team titles against the Headbangers,
which will be officiated by Tommy Young.
Cornette warns Vince McMahon that the NWA is going to take over, which
made the NWA angle seem like a poor man’s version of the NWO. There really aren’t bad Cornette promos at
this time, though. (3 for 4)
complains that the fans are booing the great wrestling of the National
Wrestling Alliance and he says that the NWA will show people what they are
supposed to like. He hypes the Rock N’
Roll Express defending the NWA World Tag Team titles against the Headbangers,
which will be officiated by Tommy Young.
Cornette warns Vince McMahon that the NWA is going to take over, which
made the NWA angle seem like a poor man’s version of the NWO. There really aren’t bad Cornette promos at
this time, though. (3 for 4)
–NWA World Tag
Team Championship Match: The Rock N’
Roll Express (Champions w/Jim Cornette) beat The Headbangers by
disqualification at 4:03:
Team Championship Match: The Rock N’
Roll Express (Champions w/Jim Cornette) beat The Headbangers by
disqualification at 4:03:
I had forgotten that Tommy Young came in as the NWA’s
special referee during this angle. It is
also humorous that the WWF decided to give the Rock N’ Roll Express the Rockers
old theme music and not create another theme for them. This does not say much for the NWA World Tag
Team titles when the Headbangers are getting a shot, since they are on the
bottom of the WWF pecking order. The Express
really do not have the chops to produce great matches at this point and the
Headbangers appear to have the titles won after they hit Ricky Morton with a
Stage Dive. However, Mosh throws Robert
Gibson over the top rope that gets the Express a cheap win. Awful match, but the finish was a nice way to
get cheap heat with the WWF audience.
Unfortunately, people need to care about the NWA to make that
happen. Rating: ½* (3 for 5)
special referee during this angle. It is
also humorous that the WWF decided to give the Rock N’ Roll Express the Rockers
old theme music and not create another theme for them. This does not say much for the NWA World Tag
Team titles when the Headbangers are getting a shot, since they are on the
bottom of the WWF pecking order. The Express
really do not have the chops to produce great matches at this point and the
Headbangers appear to have the titles won after they hit Ricky Morton with a
Stage Dive. However, Mosh throws Robert
Gibson over the top rope that gets the Express a cheap win. Awful match, but the finish was a nice way to
get cheap heat with the WWF audience.
Unfortunately, people need to care about the NWA to make that
happen. Rating: ½* (3 for 5)
–We enter hour two,
so Lawler takes over commentary duties for Kelly and Cole.
so Lawler takes over commentary duties for Kelly and Cole.
–Andre the Giant
choking Bob Uecker at WrestleMania IV is the M&M WrestleMania Millennium
Moment.
choking Bob Uecker at WrestleMania IV is the M&M WrestleMania Millennium
Moment.
–Ross interviews
Steve Austin, who says that he gave Chyna a Stone Cold Stunner because she
messed with him. He says he wants Shawn
Michaels at his best for WrestleMania because he wants to kick his ass. He warns Mike Tyson to keep out of his
business at WrestleMania or his gold tooth will find its way into a necklace,
bracelet, or ring that he will proudly wear.
Good promo to keep the WrestleMania build going (4 for 6)
Steve Austin, who says that he gave Chyna a Stone Cold Stunner because she
messed with him. He says he wants Shawn
Michaels at his best for WrestleMania because he wants to kick his ass. He warns Mike Tyson to keep out of his
business at WrestleMania or his gold tooth will find its way into a necklace,
bracelet, or ring that he will proudly wear.
Good promo to keep the WrestleMania build going (4 for 6)
-European
Championship Match: Owen Hart (Champion)
beats Jeff Jarrett (NWA North American Champion w/Jim Cornette) by
disqualification when Cornette interferes at 5:28:
Championship Match: Owen Hart (Champion)
beats Jeff Jarrett (NWA North American Champion w/Jim Cornette) by
disqualification when Cornette interferes at 5:28:
These two have a lingering issue from the Royal Rumble,
where Jarrett randomly attacked Owen for no reason, but the commentators do not
discuss that. This is the technically
proficient match that you would expect and they give Owen the disqualification
victory when Cornette runs in to break up the Sharpshooter. In a wink at older fans, Owen puts Cornette,
his old manager, in the Sharpshooter and forces Jarrett and Cornette to
flee. Rating: ** (5 for 7)
where Jarrett randomly attacked Owen for no reason, but the commentators do not
discuss that. This is the technically
proficient match that you would expect and they give Owen the disqualification
victory when Cornette runs in to break up the Sharpshooter. In a wink at older fans, Owen puts Cornette,
his old manager, in the Sharpshooter and forces Jarrett and Cornette to
flee. Rating: ** (5 for 7)
–Pantera delivering
a Tope Con Hilo to Taka Michinoku at No Way Out is the Playstation Slam of the
Week.
a Tope Con Hilo to Taka Michinoku at No Way Out is the Playstation Slam of the
Week.
–A video package
discusses how Dok Hendrix used to be Michael P.S. Hayes and chronicles parts of
his career. Hendrix is the guest ring
announcer for the next match and he comes out to “Badstreet USA.” This is where making up names for talent is
idiotic, since they recognize that he’s Michael Hayes, but still refer to him
as Dok Hendrix. Before Hendrix can
announce the next match, the lights go out and Kane comes out. Hendrix tries to fight him off with his boot,
but Kane no sells it and is destroyed.
Nice way to get some easy heat on Kane.
(6 for 8)
discusses how Dok Hendrix used to be Michael P.S. Hayes and chronicles parts of
his career. Hendrix is the guest ring
announcer for the next match and he comes out to “Badstreet USA.” This is where making up names for talent is
idiotic, since they recognize that he’s Michael Hayes, but still refer to him
as Dok Hendrix. Before Hendrix can
announce the next match, the lights go out and Kane comes out. Hendrix tries to fight him off with his boot,
but Kane no sells it and is destroyed.
Nice way to get some easy heat on Kane.
(6 for 8)
–Sunny comes out to
do guest ring announcing duties for the next match.
do guest ring announcing duties for the next match.
–Taka Michinoku
& Aguila beat Pirata Morgan & “Too Sexy” Brian Christopher when
Michinoku pins Morgan after a Michinoku Driver at 5:37:
& Aguila beat Pirata Morgan & “Too Sexy” Brian Christopher when
Michinoku pins Morgan after a Michinoku Driver at 5:37:
In a very non-PC way, Christopher tells the audience that
“he went out and got himself a Mexican.”
Morgan looks like the lost tag team partner of Jean Pierre-LaFitte, eye
patch included. This is an entertaining
spotfest, with Michinoku doing a good job getting flung around like a rag doll
by Christopher. Michinoku is really the
John Cena of the light heavyweight division because he takes a ton of
punishment here, yet magically recovers to hit Morgan with a Michinoku Driver
and help his team win. That aside, this
is the best match of the night so far. Rating:
**¾ (7 for 9)
“he went out and got himself a Mexican.”
Morgan looks like the lost tag team partner of Jean Pierre-LaFitte, eye
patch included. This is an entertaining
spotfest, with Michinoku doing a good job getting flung around like a rag doll
by Christopher. Michinoku is really the
John Cena of the light heavyweight division because he takes a ton of
punishment here, yet magically recovers to hit Morgan with a Michinoku Driver
and help his team win. That aside, this
is the best match of the night so far. Rating:
**¾ (7 for 9)
–The Nation of Domination comes out and the
Rock has a gifts to present to the Nation to show critics that the Nation is
not divided. Kama, D-Lo, and Mark Henry
receive gold Rolexes, but Faarooq receives a big framed picture of the
Rock. As you can imagine, Faarooq is not
happy about that. Great angle that kept
building momentum for the Rock’s cocky personality. (8 for
10)
Rock has a gifts to present to the Nation to show critics that the Nation is
not divided. Kama, D-Lo, and Mark Henry
receive gold Rolexes, but Faarooq receives a big framed picture of the
Rock. As you can imagine, Faarooq is not
happy about that. Great angle that kept
building momentum for the Rock’s cocky personality. (8 for
10)
–Steve Blackman
pins Faarooq (w/The Nation of Domination) with a schoolboy at 1:32:
pins Faarooq (w/The Nation of Domination) with a schoolboy at 1:32:
Ross makes sure to get in his football mention before the
bell even rings, establishing a new record.
The Rock does not pay attention to the match and concentrates his
attention on admiring his portrait and showing it to the crowd. Faarooq takes it from him after hitting
Blackman with a Dominator and wants to use it as a weapon, but the Rock
snatches it away and that distraction helps Blackman continue his undefeated
streak. After the match, Faarooq
destroys the Rock’s portrait.
bell even rings, establishing a new record.
The Rock does not pay attention to the match and concentrates his
attention on admiring his portrait and showing it to the crowd. Faarooq takes it from him after hitting
Blackman with a Dominator and wants to use it as a weapon, but the Rock
snatches it away and that distraction helps Blackman continue his undefeated
streak. After the match, Faarooq
destroys the Rock’s portrait.
–Michael Cole is
outside the Nation of Domination’s locker room where arguing is heard. D-Lo Brown says that everything is okay and
they are just packing up to leave.
outside the Nation of Domination’s locker room where arguing is heard. D-Lo Brown says that everything is okay and
they are just packing up to leave.
–Cactus Jack &
Chainsaw Charlie defeat The Artist Formerly Known as Goldust & “Marvelous”
Marc Mero (w/Luna Vachon) when Charlie pins Goldust after Cactus nails Goldust
with a chair at 4:17:
Chainsaw Charlie defeat The Artist Formerly Known as Goldust & “Marvelous”
Marc Mero (w/Luna Vachon) when Charlie pins Goldust after Cactus nails Goldust
with a chair at 4:17:
Goldust is just wearing his standard ring attire for this
match, but Lawler informs us that Goldust will show the world “The American
Dream” on Monday. Sable does not
accompany Mero to the ring, which draws some easy heat from the crowd. Three minutes in, Sable makes her predictable
appearance, carrying the flowers she received earlier, and Luna destroys the
flowers when Sable argues with Mero. The
ensuing melee between the valets distracts the referee and enables Cactus to
blast Goldust with a chair to give his team the win. Match was overwhelmed by the angle and too
rushed to really mean anything. I’ll
still give it a point for angle development, though. Rating: * (9 for 11)
match, but Lawler informs us that Goldust will show the world “The American
Dream” on Monday. Sable does not
accompany Mero to the ring, which draws some easy heat from the crowd. Three minutes in, Sable makes her predictable
appearance, carrying the flowers she received earlier, and Luna destroys the
flowers when Sable argues with Mero. The
ensuing melee between the valets distracts the referee and enables Cactus to
blast Goldust with a chair to give his team the win. Match was overwhelmed by the angle and too
rushed to really mean anything. I’ll
still give it a point for angle development, though. Rating: * (9 for 11)
–After the match,
Sable and Luna get into a brawl before WWF officials and Mero separate them.
Sable and Luna get into a brawl before WWF officials and Mero separate them.
–Tune in on Monday
to see what new celebrity will be added to WrestleMania XIV! Also, the New Age Outlaws will face the
Legion of Doom for the tag team titles!
to see what new celebrity will be added to WrestleMania XIV! Also, the New Age Outlaws will face the
Legion of Doom for the tag team titles!
The Final Report Card: It would be easy to write this off as a
filler show since it was a taped Saturday RAW, but this show was very
entertaining. The promo work was simple,
but maintained the major angles and Monday’s show has a build with Mike Tyson
scheduled for an appearance, a reveal about WrestleMania XIV, and Goldust
promising to mock his dad. The WWF made
a good first step here on the road to WrestleMania.
filler show since it was a taped Saturday RAW, but this show was very
entertaining. The promo work was simple,
but maintained the major angles and Monday’s show has a build with Mike Tyson
scheduled for an appearance, a reveal about WrestleMania XIV, and Goldust
promising to mock his dad. The WWF made
a good first step here on the road to WrestleMania.
Show Evaluation: Thumbs Up