by Logan Scisco
–Pictures of last
night’s Intercontinental championship match between Steve Austin and the Rock
at D-Generation X are shown.
night’s Intercontinental championship match between Steve Austin and the Rock
at D-Generation X are shown.
–Jim Ross, Michael
Cole, and Kevin Kelly are in the booth and they are live from Portland,
Maine. This is Cole’s first stint in the
RAW commentary booth and he takes the lead and does 97% of the commentary for
the first ten minutes of the show. Looks
like it’s going to be a long night.
Cole, and Kevin Kelly are in the booth and they are live from Portland,
Maine. This is Cole’s first stint in the
RAW commentary booth and he takes the lead and does 97% of the commentary for
the first ten minutes of the show. Looks
like it’s going to be a long night.
–Vince McMahon
comes out, shakes a few fans hands, and proceeds to continue the slow burn of
the Austin-McMahon feud by criticizing Austin’s attacks on WWF officials and
driving his truck to the ring at D-Generation X last night. McMahon explains that the Rock should have
won by disqualification last night, but a second referee counted the fall
before that result could happen so McMahon orders a rematch
tonight. Austin comes out and McMahon
warns him that there will be consequences if he does not defend the title. Austin is unfazed and warns McMahon that he’ll
whip his ass if those consequences are levied.
comes out, shakes a few fans hands, and proceeds to continue the slow burn of
the Austin-McMahon feud by criticizing Austin’s attacks on WWF officials and
driving his truck to the ring at D-Generation X last night. McMahon explains that the Rock should have
won by disqualification last night, but a second referee counted the fall
before that result could happen so McMahon orders a rematch
tonight. Austin comes out and McMahon
warns him that there will be consequences if he does not defend the title. Austin is unfazed and warns McMahon that he’ll
whip his ass if those consequences are levied.
–In the
championship match of the Karate Fighters Holiday Tournament, Sunny beats Jerry
Lawler by disqualification when Lawler uses gum and a female action figure and then bribes the referee to win. You really
cannot make this stuff up.
championship match of the Karate Fighters Holiday Tournament, Sunny beats Jerry
Lawler by disqualification when Lawler uses gum and a female action figure and then bribes the referee to win. You really
cannot make this stuff up.
–The announce team
recaps last night’s tag team championship match between Jesse James & Billy
Gunn and the Legion of Doom.
recaps last night’s tag team championship match between Jesse James & Billy
Gunn and the Legion of Doom.
–Opening
Contest: The Legion of Doom wrestle The
Godwinns (w/Jesse James & Billy Gunn) to a no contest at 2:28:
Contest: The Legion of Doom wrestle The
Godwinns (w/Jesse James & Billy Gunn) to a no contest at 2:28:
This works a good pace for the first two minutes, with
the Legion of Doom dominating the action until Animal is knocked out the ring
and tossed into the steps. Suddenly
the lights go out and Kane’s music hits and he destroys Hawk.
the Legion of Doom dominating the action until Animal is knocked out the ring
and tossed into the steps. Suddenly
the lights go out and Kane’s music hits and he destroys Hawk.
–Call 815-734-1161
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–WWF Tag Team
Champions Jesse James and Billy Gunn sing goodbye to the Legion of Doom and
James challenges any WWF superstar to a singles match with Gunn. Dude Love answers the challenge.
Champions Jesse James and Billy Gunn sing goodbye to the Legion of Doom and
James challenges any WWF superstar to a singles match with Gunn. Dude Love answers the challenge.
–Dude Love defeats
“Bad Ass” Billy Gunn (w/Jesse James) with a double-arm DDT at 3:37:
“Bad Ass” Billy Gunn (w/Jesse James) with a double-arm DDT at 3:37:
Standard singles match between these two and the only
thing to say is that Gunn works in a nice legsweep counter to Sweet Shin
Music. After the bell, James comes into
the ring and blasts Love with a chair and Gunn hits a flying leg drop as the
tag team title belts are laid across Love’s face. Rating: **
thing to say is that Gunn works in a nice legsweep counter to Sweet Shin
Music. After the bell, James comes into
the ring and blasts Love with a chair and Gunn hits a flying leg drop as the
tag team title belts are laid across Love’s face. Rating: **
–The Rock cuts a
promo with the Nation of Domination and debuts his trademark sunglasses, which
goes a long way towards enhancing his look.
He says he’s going to become the people’s champion again tonight.
promo with the Nation of Domination and debuts his trademark sunglasses, which
goes a long way towards enhancing his look.
He says he’s going to become the people’s champion again tonight.
–The announce team
recaps the light heavyweight championship match last night between Taka Michinoku
and Brian Christopher. Cole calls
Christopher’s finisher “The Tennessee Leg Jam.”
Ugh.
recaps the light heavyweight championship match last night between Taka Michinoku
and Brian Christopher. Cole calls
Christopher’s finisher “The Tennessee Leg Jam.”
Ugh.
–Brian Christopher
claims that Michinoku stole his title in a promo cut after their match last
night at D-Generation X.
claims that Michinoku stole his title in a promo cut after their match last
night at D-Generation X.
–Jim Cornette hosts
an interview between Michinoku and El Unico (Brian Christopher in a mask),
which gets hijacked by Jerry Lawler giving a xenophobic rant. Christopher unmasks and a two-on-one beat
down results, where Michinoku takes three piledrivers, thereby rendering him
critically dead inside of the Memphis city limits.
an interview between Michinoku and El Unico (Brian Christopher in a mask),
which gets hijacked by Jerry Lawler giving a xenophobic rant. Christopher unmasks and a two-on-one beat
down results, where Michinoku takes three piledrivers, thereby rendering him
critically dead inside of the Memphis city limits.
–A video package
highlights how D-Generation X systematically destroyed the Hart Foundation.i
highlights how D-Generation X systematically destroyed the Hart Foundation.i
–Flash Funk beats Kurrgan (w/The Jackal) via
reverse decision at 2:27:
reverse decision at 2:27:
The Truth Commission has been written off and Jackal
explains that it’s because that was just a corporate ploy to hold Kurrgan down
and now he will do Jackal’s bidding to take over the WWF. Kurrgan is never knocked off of his feet in
this squash and he wins with the Paralyzer (clawhold). However, he refuses to release the hold and
the decision is reversed. Sniper and
Recon come out to get Kurrgan off of Funk, but it doesn’t work and Kurrgan only
releases the hold when Jackal slaps him and laughs. After this Kurrgan would keep squashing lower
talents, but never amounted to anything in singles competition.
explains that it’s because that was just a corporate ploy to hold Kurrgan down
and now he will do Jackal’s bidding to take over the WWF. Kurrgan is never knocked off of his feet in
this squash and he wins with the Paralyzer (clawhold). However, he refuses to release the hold and
the decision is reversed. Sniper and
Recon come out to get Kurrgan off of Funk, but it doesn’t work and Kurrgan only
releases the hold when Jackal slaps him and laughs. After this Kurrgan would keep squashing lower
talents, but never amounted to anything in singles competition.
–The announce crew
recaps the D-Generation X WWF title match between Shawn Michaels and Ken
Shamrock and Owen Hart’s interference.
recaps the D-Generation X WWF title match between Shawn Michaels and Ken
Shamrock and Owen Hart’s interference.
–Cole’s interview
with an outraged Ken Shamrock last night after D-Generation X is shown. Shamrock says he’ll win the Royal Rumble and
get a new crack at Shawn Michaels if that’s what it takes.
with an outraged Ken Shamrock last night after D-Generation X is shown. Shamrock says he’ll win the Royal Rumble and
get a new crack at Shawn Michaels if that’s what it takes.
-Since we are in
hour two, Ross and Lawler are in the booth.
hour two, Ross and Lawler are in the booth.
–D-Generation X
comes out and gloats about last night’s pay-per-view. Michaels says he tried to flush the turd that
was the Hart Foundation, but one little nugget stays around, which is Owen
Hart. Michaels says that DX is going to
play strip poker until Owen shows up.
The Headbangers come out and complain that they cannot wrestle because of
these shenanagins. They overturn the
card table, which leads to a beatdown and D-Generation X does the Pitbulls Superbomb spot
through a table on Thrasher. As Michaels
relaxes, Owen comes out of the crowd and does a hit and run attack.
comes out and gloats about last night’s pay-per-view. Michaels says he tried to flush the turd that
was the Hart Foundation, but one little nugget stays around, which is Owen
Hart. Michaels says that DX is going to
play strip poker until Owen shows up.
The Headbangers come out and complain that they cannot wrestle because of
these shenanagins. They overturn the
card table, which leads to a beatdown and D-Generation X does the Pitbulls Superbomb spot
through a table on Thrasher. As Michaels
relaxes, Owen comes out of the crowd and does a hit and run attack.
–Jeff Jarrett
defeats Vader by count out in ten seconds:
defeats Vader by count out in ten seconds:
Before the match gets started, Goldust and Luna Vachon
come out and Goldust flashes Vader.
Vader is incensed and chases Goldust to the locker room to give Jarrett
his second straight cheap win.
come out and Goldust flashes Vader.
Vader is incensed and chases Goldust to the locker room to give Jarrett
his second straight cheap win.
–Call 1-900-737-4WWF
to hear why a former WWF title holder’s career is in jeopardy of being over.
to hear why a former WWF title holder’s career is in jeopardy of being over.
–The announcers
recap the Toughman contest between Marc Mero and Butterbean.
recap the Toughman contest between Marc Mero and Butterbean.
–Cole’s interview
with Butterbean after D-Generation X is shown.
Butterbean swears revenge. This
never amounted to anything unless you want to somehow link Butterbean’s anger at Mero to what he did to Bart Gunn at WrestleMania XV.
with Butterbean after D-Generation X is shown.
Butterbean swears revenge. This
never amounted to anything unless you want to somehow link Butterbean’s anger at Mero to what he did to Bart Gunn at WrestleMania XV.
–Salvatore Sincere
beats Marc Mero (w/Sable) by count out in ten seconds:
beats Marc Mero (w/Sable) by count out in ten seconds:
Mero tells the crowd that he feels insulted that he has
to wrestle a jobber tonight and he brings out Sable, who is wearing an Idaho
potato sack. However, instead of
disrobing Mero she takes off her sack to reveal a very revealing bikini. Mero quickly covers Sable up and takes her
backstage and Sincere takes the count out, but actually leaves the ring before
the referee finishes it. He’s the winner
anyway.
to wrestle a jobber tonight and he brings out Sable, who is wearing an Idaho
potato sack. However, instead of
disrobing Mero she takes off her sack to reveal a very revealing bikini. Mero quickly covers Sable up and takes her
backstage and Sincere takes the count out, but actually leaves the ring before
the referee finishes it. He’s the winner
anyway.
–Call
1-900-RUMBLE-98 to register yourself in the Steve Austin pickup truck
contest! It’ll cost you $1.99 or you can
send a postcard to WWF headquarters.
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contest! It’ll cost you $1.99 or you can
send a postcard to WWF headquarters.
–The next match is
the scheduled main event between Intercontinental Champion Steve Austin and The
Rock, but Austin comes out and refuses to wrestle. Austin dares McMahon to fire him and the Rock
has a funny bit by saying “Vince, the Rock thinks you should fire him!” As a result, McMahon declares the Rock as
the new champion by forfeit. Austin
does not mind because he says he really wants the WWF title and he shakes the
Rock’s hand and gives him a Stunner.
Austin takes the belt with him and says he has some major non-wrestling
plans for it next week. When Vince
leaves the ring, Austin runs the ropes and McMahon goes flying to the arena
floor and starts cursing on air. The
booking called for Austin to job here, but Austin refused because he felt it
would hurt his character so this is the result of that. This was a nice segment
because even though Austin refused to wrestle it acknowledged that Austin
needed to go onto better things and it started the Austin-McMahon angle.
the scheduled main event between Intercontinental Champion Steve Austin and The
Rock, but Austin comes out and refuses to wrestle. Austin dares McMahon to fire him and the Rock
has a funny bit by saying “Vince, the Rock thinks you should fire him!” As a result, McMahon declares the Rock as
the new champion by forfeit. Austin
does not mind because he says he really wants the WWF title and he shakes the
Rock’s hand and gives him a Stunner.
Austin takes the belt with him and says he has some major non-wrestling
plans for it next week. When Vince
leaves the ring, Austin runs the ropes and McMahon goes flying to the arena
floor and starts cursing on air. The
booking called for Austin to job here, but Austin refused because he felt it
would hurt his character so this is the result of that. This was a nice segment
because even though Austin refused to wrestle it acknowledged that Austin
needed to go onto better things and it started the Austin-McMahon angle.
The Final Report Card: I feel bad for anyone that bought a ticket to
this RAW and hope that there was a good selection of dark matches because there
was not a lot of wrestling to be seen.
There was only one match on the show that went over three minutes,
although the show did start or continue a variety of angles for the Royal
Rumble. My copy misses a DOA-Los
Boricuas match, but I remember that being really bad. Austin’s stuff was great, as usual, but the
show got really boring really fast without another competitive match to break
up the promo work.
this RAW and hope that there was a good selection of dark matches because there
was not a lot of wrestling to be seen.
There was only one match on the show that went over three minutes,
although the show did start or continue a variety of angles for the Royal
Rumble. My copy misses a DOA-Los
Boricuas match, but I remember that being really bad. Austin’s stuff was great, as usual, but the
show got really boring really fast without another competitive match to break
up the promo work.
Monday Night War Rating: 3.0 (vs. 4.3 for Nitro)
Show Evaluation: Thumbs Down