Evening Daily News Update: March 20, 2026

The running gag of Homer’s disgusting, rotting sandwich is being replaced tonight. RIP Chuck Norris, the most dangerous man to ever live.

Good evening, doomers, and welcome to your Friday Evening Daily News Update. March Madness is underway and 99.99% of all brackets are already busted, but that shouldn’t stop you from enjoying the rest of the tournament. We’ve got WWE Friday Night Smackdown (preview below) and more garbage NBA tank jobs as we drag our way across the finish line and finally get to the playoffs.

For our BOD content, check out Scott H’s recap of last night’s episode of TNA Impact, Mike’s review of TNA Lockdown 2011, or Logan’s World Was Watching the November 21, 1994 episode of Raw.

WWE Friday Night Smackdown Preview:
Its full lineup announced ahead of time, though I’m sure there will be a bit of padding to fill three hours. Tonight, the MFTs defend the Tag Titles against R-Truth and Damian Priest, the Irresistible Forces defend the Women’s Tag Titles against Nikki and Brie Bella, The MCMG take on Fraxiom, Drew McIntyre goes one on one with Jacob Fatu, Kit Wilson calls out JELLY ROLL, Randy Orton has things to talk about, and it all begins at 8pm ET on the USA Network.

Chuck Norris Spotlight: Undertaker vs. Yokozuna from Survivor Series 1994
Undertaker is out for retribution in his second Casket Match against Yokozuna at Survivor Series 1994 featuring Special Guest Referee Chuck Norris.

YouTube Spotlight: Sting vs. Triple H from WrestleMania 31!
It’s amazing that this match somehow gets worse every time I check it out.