Evening Daily News Update

Good evening, doomers. It’s Wednesday, and that means we can look forward to AEW Dynamite. NEW AEW World Champion “Hangman” Adam Page is not only scheduled to open the show, but will be in action as he teams with Mark Briscoe and P-P-P-Powerhouse Hobbs to take on The Mox Riders. Also, there’s yet another Fatal 4 Way Match for a random dollar amount. Plus, Toni Storm has a victory speech prepared. We’ll set the over/under for unnecessary sexual innuendo at a modest 2.5. WWE Evolve is on as well, if you’re into the Double-A Baseball of Pro Wrestling.

Niz has last night’s episode of NXT covered, we’ve got DREAM MATCHES (including the famous Hart Brothers vs Steiner Brothers CHV Exclusive), WHAT THE WORLD WAS WATCHING (Night After Mania X Edition), and we’re catching up with last week’s episode of TNA Impact.

Jelly Roll Preparing For In-Ring Debut
The award-winning singer/songwriter has been at the PC every day to get himself ready for SummerSlam, where he will team with Randy Orton to take on Drew McIntyre and Logan Paul. I’m sure someone will share the dumb meme of Jelly Roll about “looks like the guy who has tattoos of his kids that he doesn’t have custody of” because it’s low-hanging fruit and some people are just miserable.

Seth Rollins Says No Diagnosis Yet
Mr. Money in the Bank says that the swelling is still too much and that he will be re-evaluated in Los Angeles in the next 1-2 weeks. Somewhere, Dave Meltzer is screaming “IT’S A WORK!” in between his insistence on the identity of el Grande Americano.

YouTube Spotlight: The Story of John Cena vs. The Nexus
Follow the rivalry between John Cena and The Nexus in summer 2010, culminating in a star-studded 7-on-7 Match between Team WWE and The Nexus. SPOILERS: Even John Cena regrets that finish.

It’s been a long week and we’re only halfway there. You know how this goes. Have a good night, keep it clean, and come out dooming. – GH (Mina Shirakawa has nothing to do with any of the news today, I just figured we could all use something pleasant tonight)