Tony Khan Doesn’t Blink

Lifestyle choice. It’s a real thing. I knew a guy in college who went 3 months without blinking because the climate was moist enough to keep his eyes open 24/7 without drying out. Used to creep people out when he’d sleep and stare at them at the same time. Used to just sit there in his chair and sleep upright, totally silent and seemingly not even breathing or moving.

Actually I think he might have dead the whole time, come to think of it. Shit. No wonder the place smelled so bad. Also the cops kept calling and asking me weird questions all the time. Didn’t seem important at the time but I’m kind of putting it together now and it makes more sense.