Power Slap
By Scott Keith on 8 May 2025
Hey Scott,
Just saw that the next season of Power Slap is going to include some pro wrestlers. Most of whom I've never heard of.
First, let me say that Power Slap is a stupid, stupid, stupid concept. Stupid idea. Nobody should ever do it. I've not watched a single second of it except for the “highlights” that crawl into my TikTok feed. Just an awful, dehumanizing idea.
But with that said… I'd pay money to watch Mark Henry do it. He's a great power lifter, he was a very good professional wrestler, but my God… He'd be the Gretzky of Power Slap. He'd be to Power Slap what Vince McMahon is to creepy, perverted sex pests.
He'd be to Power Slap what Donald Trump is to insecure, small penis, low-IQ American males. He'd be the GOAT.
Thoughts?
Dear lord if I have an opinion on POWER SLAP please strike me down where I stand.