Saturday Evening News Update

Happy Saturday night to you all!

It’s been a big day for wrestling news, and our buddies Inside the Ropes have done a good job collecting the stories. Here’s four of them!

Current Champion Pays Tribute to Isla Dawn: “Good Luck to the Next Locker Room”

I know this is the Internet and reading tones can be hard, so I need you all to make sure you read this article while thinking that perhaps the person being quoted is being funny towards their friend.

Surprising Comparison Drawn Between Roman Reigns and Taylor Swift

I think a lot of Swifties would salute our Tribal Chief.

Seth Rollins Takes Shot at AEW

*tribalism intensifies*

WWE Hall of Famer Believes Vince McMahon is Not A Good Person

USA! USA!

That’s your news for Saturday. Now go forth and have fun!