Saturday Evening News Update

It’s Saturday, my friends! It’s also Saturday Night’s Main Event tonight at 8 pm EST on NBC and Peacock. Cody and Kevin! Gunther, Finn and Damian! Liv and Iyo! Chelsea and Michin! Drew and Sami! Jesse The Body! It’s a happening!

Meanwhile, Winter is Coming yet again, this time on Collision. Winter has had a busy week. We’ve got a big ten man match, two matches in the CC, Willow vs Hayter to determine who joins Athena in the International Cup, Timely Toni battling Shazza McKenzie, a Kris Stat match… wait, what are all these women doing here? Did Tony freeze in the winter storm?

If that’s not enough wrestling for you, our good friends at Inside the Ropes have caught several news stories as they’ve fallen from the winter sky. Here’s four of them!

CM Punk Drops Big Tease About Saturday Night’s Main Event Role

What will the big man be doing? How sanely will the internet react about it?

Jesse Ventura Opens Up On The Real Reason Behind Surprise WWE Return

I hear a rumor he heard there were ice cream bars.

AEW Star Ricochet Picks Taylor Swift Over Kim Kardashian

That’s right, another interviewer has decided to ask a wrestler about Taylor Swift for whatever reason.

AEW’s Adam Copeland Receives Emmy Nomination

You know who has never received an Emmy nomination? Christian.

That’s all the news that is news. Michael will be back in the morning and then I’ll be here tomorrow night.