Wrestlers of the Night
By Scott Keith on 2 May 2024
How about a unifying topic for the blog – prostitutes. On Dark Side of the Ring, Sandman talks about being an escort. We know Buff Bagwell was an escort. I’m honestly surprised this isn’t more of a thing, wrestlers as escorts. Or is it actually a thing that I’ve just happily managed to avoid until now? The 80s guys especially seem like grifters who had sex with alleged skanks in every town – so I can’t believe they wouldn’t try to make money from it.
And just to get the bad joke ball rolling in the comments…
If you hire Mr. Fuji, don’t let him make you breakfast in the morning.
Greg Valentine is the best bargain, because it takes 20 minutes just for “The Hammer” to get warmed up.
Dino Bravo is the worst. Don’t pay to have sex with Dino Bravo. But if you do, he’s certainly got a cigarette for you afterward.
Dammit I can't top any of those.