Solution for the Devil reveal

I think I have a way for AEW to salvage the devil angle and make it all worth it. Basically have the acclaimed (or maybe Orange Cassidy and Danhausen) do a series of investigations including a montage where they and the devil chase each other in and out of different doors. Eventually the devil is caught and tied up perhaps with the help of the Harlem globetrotters. The authorities arrive at which point max caster says “let’s see who you really are” and pulls off the devil mask to reveal… Ted Turner. Turner says he did it to take out MJF and ruin AEW so he can get WWE’s tv rights, and he would have gotten away with it too if not for those meddling kids.

As idiotic as this idea is, it would be 100x better than whatever is planned, right?