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Aussie open v. FTR

By Scott Keith on 17 September 2023


SK,

So you mentioned that you don’t get why Aussie Open lost the ROH titles to just go after the AEW ones… did you consider maybe FTR offended Australia thus making Aussie Open angry?

For instance maybe Uncle Dax didn’t believe Cash that toilets flush backwards in Australia leading Dax to place a collect call to Kyle Fletcher for $900 dollarydoos to get an answer? Or maybe FTR mocked the tradition of giving criminals a booting, itself a bootable offense?

BTW should TK steal these ideas or rename Aussie Open’s finisher “knifey spooney” they are guaranteed to triple their ratings.

I'm all for a little fun but the knifey-spooney epidemic in our country is a real hot button issue right now and I'm worried that mocking it would only make it more painful for the families of those affected by it. Maybe we should just call it the “Shrimp on the Barbie” instead?

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