To Quote Edna Krabappel, Matt’s faking it
By Scott Keith on 29th March 2023
Isn't it ironic that Matt Jackson, aka Hardly Boy #1 or #2 aka Cucamonga Kid #1 or #2, has “suddenly come down with a major injury” on the eve of a match that will potentially signify the true dawn of the Era of FTR as the top tag team in AEW, with them winning the tag titles in a match where them winning will be treated as a huge event, as opposed to being immediately ignored in favor of Adam Page's cringe “Saved By The Bell” fanfic cosplay in regards to his relationship with the men who's bags he carries for a living (IE the Elite)?
Now the Young Bucks, freshly stripped of their vanity trio belts, can hide away and not have to put FTR over again!
And yes, I'm going to make the accusation out loud. To paraphrase the marvelous Marcia Wallace, Matt's faking his injury and is doing so in order to ONCE AGAIN duck FTR and not put them over in the rubber match of their feud.
Jesse saw the email from Fatness yesterday and thought to himself “Hold My Beer!”