Hey Scott
In spite of the clamour from almost all the WWE audience, Rikishi failed to gatecrash the Roman v Brock
match at Wrestlemania last year.
match at Wrestlemania last year.
I have an idea on how to salvage the situation this year, and I still think there’s time to make it happen
if you’d be willing to indulge me.
if you’d be willing to indulge me.
Have Cody v Roman v Sami announced for the main event. As ‘Mania opens, show Sami writhing around in the
back, vomiting and going full Ultimate Warrior after Papa Shango got to him that time. All the while there’s a curious brown substance on Sami’s face.
back, vomiting and going full Ultimate Warrior after Papa Shango got to him that time. All the while there’s a curious brown substance on Sami’s face.
Later, have Cody suffer the same fate.
Roman then triumphantly declares himself the winner of the main event by forfeit until Rikishi’s music hits
and no doubt the roof will come off, the ‘Kish reveals he stink faced Roman’s opponents out the main event and throws down the challenge. The match is made, Rikishi forces Roman to tap to the stinkface in 10 seconds. He celebrates be cajoling Roman and Heyman
into doing the 2Cool dance as the show goes off the air.
and no doubt the roof will come off, the ‘Kish reveals he stink faced Roman’s opponents out the main event and throws down the challenge. The match is made, Rikishi forces Roman to tap to the stinkface in 10 seconds. He celebrates be cajoling Roman and Heyman
into doing the 2Cool dance as the show goes off the air.
Everyone goes home happy and Rikishi finally gets his world title run and could maybe defend against The
Rock next year.
Rock next year.
Do you think any of these 500 writers could come up with such a simple yet brilliant finale for the biggest
show of the year?
show of the year?
I would welcome your thoughts.
That’s some GOOD SHIT, pal.