People seem to be split on MJF as champion so far, but most seem to agree that hiring an army of jobbers en route to the title was a mistake. He does really well when he's got at least one underling to play off of though, so how about this: next week Max introduces his long-lost cousin, Oliver Oliver Oxenberg-Friedman. Beats people by countout, shouts his own name when he runs back in at 9.5. Probably wouldn't win A LOT with a gimmick like that but hey, he's an underling.
As a bonus, his t-shirts could say “OOOF!” which is a great sound effect and easy for crowds to chant.
A perfect Sunday morning email.