MJF idea
By Scott Keith on 15 January 2023
People seem to be split on MJF as champion so far, but most seem to agree that hiring an army of jobbers en route to the title was a mistake. He does really well when he's got at least one underling to play off of though, so how about this: next week Max introduces his long-lost cousin, Oliver Oliver Oxenberg-Friedman. Beats people by countout, shouts his own name when he runs back in at 9.5. Probably wouldn't win A LOT with a gimmick like that but hey, he's an underling.
As a bonus, his t-shirts could say “OOOF!” which is a great sound effect and easy for crowds to chant.
A perfect Sunday morning email.