Speaker of the House (trust me on this one)
By Scott Keith on 5 January 2023
As you might know, the GOP has (as of this e-mail) failed 10 times to elect Kevin McCarthy as House Speaker. At this point there's only one way to settle this. The only question is, how? Ladder match? Elimination Chamber? A Royal Rumble with 15 Democrats and 15 Republicans? Do you have a preference?
I just have to say, the saying “Sleep with the dogs, wake up with fleas” has never been more apt. My preference would be an exploding ring match for the 20 “no” votes because if they all exploded the world would be a better place without them anyway.