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A Flair for the Moolah; or Goodbye, Mt. Rushmore, Helloooooooo, Mt. Everest! Wooooooo!

By Scott Keith on 31 December 2022


Long title reigns are all the rage in WWE these days, what with the Uso's continuing to build a record-setting tag title reign, Gunther almost halfway to Honky as IC champion and Roman currently sitting at a 0.3 Bruno (and climbing) as the promotion's “Top Dog”.

Some may say this latest title win is simply the next step in Charlotte's chase to 16x+ world champion (Do the NXT titles count?), but our blog overlords should probably get an early start hyping up the November 4th, 2050 episode of SmackDown in their daily threads. Tonight was Charlotte's “Hold my White Claw; Woooooo!” moment, as she embarks on the most “fabulous” chase of them all, Moolah's 10,170* day title reign (give or take a few obviously unrecognized title changes and periods of inactivity that CLEARLY NEVER HAPPENED, PAL) as World Champion!

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What could possibly go wrong?
Gunther has really been champion that long? That’s kind of crazy.
Also LOL to Charlotte just winning the title out of nowhere last night. Because of course.