The best part of waking up… is MADNESS in your cup! Ooooooh, yeah!
By Scott Keith on 22 December 2022
I'm not sure if you're a “Yay!” or a “Nay!” in terms of coffee, but how have we made it to the end of 2022 without officially licensed Macho Man Randy Savage
novelty coffee products? Surely, there has to be some entrepreneuring coffee magnate out there, right? The pitch practically writes itself.
– CREAM OF THE CROP Coffee Creamer
– The BIG TIME Coffee Cup
– The DIG IT! Coffee Spoon
– MACHO MADNESS Extremely Caffeinated Coffee
That's an entire line of Macho Man-themed coffee products just waiting to get to the boiling point!
I exclusively ingest my caffeine from taurine-filled energy drinks that probably knock a year off my life with every sip, but I'm totally down for the Savage coffee idea.